In what was most likely a really bad idea, i decided to ask Casca to help me live-blog the Jennifer Wilbanks interview that aired last night with Kiki Kouric on NBC.
But i'll be damned if i'm going to waste an hour of my life (and Casca's) live-blogging that shit and not post about the stupid thing.
You've probably already heard the main sound bite from the show. The bride took a bottle of pills on the bus with her, but decided "not to play God." Someone needs to tell John Mason that any girl who considered killing herself rather than marrying him, may not be "the one." Cut your losses dude.
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Fire Casca and thaw out chick hearn
Posted by: tongue in cheek at June 23, 2005 03:50 AM (x8hF4)
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It is great to know that there are people who hate Katie Couric more that I do.
Posted by: Jake at June 23, 2005 06:03 AM (r/5D/)
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great blogging.
accurate as well. or is that hell???
either.
look forward to your coverage of dumbass kouric interviewing the missing/rescued boy scout that took the wrong turn.
Posted by: louielouie at June 23, 2005 10:18 AM (xKfMm)
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I feel so used. My best material was left on the cutting room floor.
Man that was an endurance contest. I thought it was only going to be about 15 minutes. Good thing I was faced.
Posted by: Casca at June 23, 2005 12:09 PM (qBTBH)
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Seriously. Where the hell do these people come from!? Get a hint, dude!
Posted by: Humor Girl at June 23, 2005 12:29 PM (ssmGv)
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COURIC: So it came down to a question of size, is that right?
BUGEYE: Pretty much.
COURIC: Didn't you say earlier that you were saving yourselves for marriage?
BUGEYE: Yeah.
COURIC: So how did size ever become an issue, Bugeye?
BUGEYE: Well, look, I thought hard and prayed a lot and...
COURIC: You saw Johnny naked? Go on, admit you did.
BUGEYE: I did not! I
so did not! Like I said, I prayed about this, and--
COURIC: Wait, so you're saying God
looked in Johnny's pants and
told you Johnny had a small dingus, then advised you to cross the state line to fuck some farmer's
prize cucumber?
BUGEYE: Hey, come on, it wasn't exactly like that. But yeah, I hear things, Katie.
COURIC: You're sweating, Bugeye.
BUGEYE: I am not.
COURIC: I like it when you sweat.
BUGEYE: Huh?
COURIC: And you've obviously got tits that won't quit.
BUGEYE: Ex
cuse me?
COURIC: Don't deny it, girlie... I see those headlights. You hungry? Wanna blow my taco stand? Look at you, breathing all hard...
BUGEYE: Are... are these really your interview questions?
COURIC: I love how your neck flushes. Guys, kill the lights, cut the camera.
BUGEYE: What-- what are you doing? Why are you taking off your-- oh!
COURIC: You like that, huh?
BUGEYE: Oh, my! Oh my God! Oh,
fuck, yeah!
COURIC: Dammit, guys, I said
cut the camera!
Signed,
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at June 23, 2005 12:31 PM (1PcL3)
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There's something about ol' bug eyes...I'd tag that. Something about psychotic sex that can be....dangeros...and frantic...and scary...and fun...
Plus, you gotta admit, her eyes aren't the only things bulging on that skinny broad.
It's like the Family Circus comic strip...it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck. But yet, I can't look away. I hate it, but I'm strangely drawn to it.
Posted by: Robbie at June 23, 2005 12:56 PM (lbWbV)
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Casca, i knew you'd say that. but i couldn't
print your best material.
; )
Posted by: annie at June 23, 2005 01:29 PM (zAOEU)
Posted by: Um Yeah at June 23, 2005 02:53 PM (MhJuU)
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Anything involving Katie Couric should be immediately boycotted.
Posted by: Mark at June 23, 2005 03:03 PM (dEplh)
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Sure you could, but you'd need a set of testicles, and collectively we might not like you as well in that case.
Posted by: Casca at June 23, 2005 03:18 PM (qBTBH)
Posted by: Um Yeah at June 23, 2005 04:08 PM (MhJuU)
Posted by: Victor at June 24, 2005 05:37 AM (L3qPK)
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Oh yeah, for a skinny little skank, she has quite the disporportinate rack. Look for her in the pages of Playboy soon (with much air brushing, me thinks).
Posted by: Robbie at June 24, 2005 08:25 AM (lbWbV)
Posted by: annika at June 24, 2005 09:38 AM (zAOEU)
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Annika harshes my mellow.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at June 24, 2005 11:07 AM (1PcL3)
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Yeah, they have that softball-under-the-sweater look to them. I can't get past them crazy eyes. Like I said before, I'd lay awake all night waiting for that knife in the chest.
Posted by: Casca at June 24, 2005 03:57 PM (qBTBH)
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