1 They left out too much! Why didn't they talk about when Washington went into Hitler's bunker at the end of the war and kicked lil Adolf's ass all over the place? Suicide, my ass! He was beat down and left for dead by a 7'5" George Washington, Killing Machine. And didn't ya know that Washington originally raised the flag on Iwo Jima? He so touched the hearts of the American fighting man that other Marines reenacted what he did, just so they could claim a small piece of ole George's aura. And screw the atom bomb! FDR told Hirohito that George was gonna be in the first wave hitting the beach when we invaded Japan. That's why they surrendered! ------- Hehe... "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." Brilliant!

2 Do the creator's of this little diddy hear voices in their heads at night? They need to invest in some tinfoil.

3 I thought I was the only one with EXTRA testicles.