May 26, 2006
Just Tryin' To Help Out
Everybody knows I'm a Republican and therefore am good friends with Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling. So with the recent unfortunate unpleasant verdicts, I thought I'd do what I could to ease the transition to their new lifestyle.
I consulted the Prison Bitch Name Generator.
Herafter Ken Lay shall be known as: "Queer Johnny," and Jeff Skilling shall be known as "Butt Blaster."
Nice monikers.
Just out of curiosity, I checked my own. It is "Ben Dover," which, coincidentally enough, is the name I used when I did that 5 year stretch for check kiting back in the '90s.
Update: A little more research on folks who are (or should be) in prison yields the following gems:
Michael Jackson = "Wannabe." As in wannabe startin' somethin?
Martha Stewart = "Backroom Baller." Sounds like an AC/DC song.
Ted Kennedy = "Fudge Packer." Thus the waistline.
Scott Peterson = "Man Hole."
O.J. Simpson = "Glory Hole."
Saddam Hussein = "Honey Hole."
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When I input "reagan80" and leave the last name box blank, I get "Cum Stain".
Posted by: reagan80 at May 26, 2006 06:36 PM (bWRI6)
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sorry to hear that. have you tried bleach?
Posted by: annika at May 26, 2006 06:41 PM (fxTDF)
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Some other fun ones...
Bill Clinton: Soap Jockey
Monica Lewinsky: Shit Eater (not quite, but around there...)
My name: Stroker. That's what they all say.
Posted by: Lelia Katherine Thomas at May 26, 2006 11:39 PM (8FmNh)
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Not yet, but....
....kekekekeke......^__^
Posted by: reagan80 at May 27, 2006 06:38 AM (6ybh7)
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My full name yields Donkey Schlong, Scof gives Famous Anus. that is funny.
Posted by: Scof at May 27, 2006 05:42 PM (S5uvk)
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May 01, 2006
Non-PC Sombrero Poll
Feliz el Primero de Mayo.
El voto por el sombrero favorito por favor.
Alfonso Bedoya de la Treasura del Sierra Madre es en el picturo la izquierdo. Y señor Eli Wallach de el Bueno, el Malo y el Feo es en la derecha.
[Eli Wallach es un judio, pero no importa.]
El voto por la favorita pictura del hombre de sombrero.
Viva el sombrero. Viva el sombrero! Arriba, Arriba! Viva el Primero de Mayo! Dos burritos por favor, hold de mayo. Olé!
Need translation help? Click here.
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Posted by: Casca at May 01, 2006 10:07 PM (2gORp)
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Sadly, the only Spanish I remember in my dotage is, "Lo ciento! No hablo Espanol, pero tenemos una persona que puede ayudarle! Una momento, por favor!" But I say it with a really good accent, which just confuses
everybody.
Anyway, is your quiz about hats? If it is, then it's Alfonso Bedoya all the way, baby.
Muy something groovy.
Posted by: Cameron Wood at May 02, 2006 03:59 AM (ooMB/)
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Espanol und Deutsch?
Is this mix and match day at translator.com?
Posted by: Dave at May 02, 2006 05:16 AM (6GFTi)
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Liebe Annika,
Ich die Sombrero mit der Rand herausbeizen gemocht, aber die Juden, Herr Wallach, ist die bessere filmschauspieler und Er ist der favorit akteur auf der Fuhrer.
Posted by: Strawman at May 02, 2006 02:29 PM (o/gnC)
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Another example of what keeps us coming back day after day.
Posted by: Mike C. at May 02, 2006 05:59 PM (wZLWV)
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Eli Wallach es un judio...
...y puede hablar frances tambien.
...und er kann Französisch.
...et il peut parler français.
And that
does matter because he's getting his ass kicked in your poll. It's the whole John Kerry taint. Speak French in public, lose out in the polls.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at May 03, 2006 01:10 AM (TDwc6)
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I saw a rusted, bondoed up '75 Cadillac parked in a field. Fucker had six mailboxes and a Mexi-skin flag!
Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 04, 2006 12:02 PM (7hqun)
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I love it when Jewish actors play Mexican banditos.
Posted by: Barry at May 08, 2006 01:49 AM (kKjaJ)
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