May 14, 2004

Not That Anybody's Asking...

Here's a new dumb-ass quiz, which duplicates some of the stuff you can learn off my 100 Things list, but what the hell. i got this off Glamour Girl.

1. What time is it? Nine twenty-seven, pacific daylight time.

2. Nicknames: Annie, Sissy, and rarely Becky.

3. Birth Parents' names? Richard and Grete (pronounced like Gree-ta, short for Margarethe, ).

4. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? Twenty-seven.

5. Favorite animal: Wild animal or pet? i love any kind of dog, except for poodles or yorkies. But for wild animal, i like big cats, like lions or tigers or pumas.

6. Tattoo? Yes. A barbed wire design on my right arm and a little tiger's head on my back.

7. How much do you love your job? Moderately. i love my co-workers more than the work. We have a lot of fun together, which keeps the drudgery away. i'm a paralegal.

8. Birthplace? Copenhagen, Denmark.

9. Favorite vacation spot you have been to? Toss up between Spain and Jamaica.

10. Ever been to Africa? No. i'd love to go on a safari, even though it sounds kinda dangerous.

11. Stolen any traffic signs? Yes, as a matter of fact. i stole a street sign with my friend's name on it, as a gift. Also i've spray painted political propaganda on stop signs, but that was when i was in high school and crazier

12. Ever been in a car accident? i would guess about three. Nobody was injured. Two of them were solo spin-outs because i took a corner too fast in the rain.

13. Croutons or Bacon bits? You know that's a tough question. Generally it's croutons because i hate those fake radioactive looking baco-bits. But if it's real bacon, i'll go for that.

14. 2-door or 4-door car? i've had both. Two doors look sportier, but four doors are more convenient. If i had to choose, since i'm an Anglophile, i'll pick Tudor.

15. Coffee? Simple. Grande latte, non-fat. A little sugar.

16. Salad Dressing? Balsamic vinegar and a sprinkling of good olive oil.

17. Favorite dessert? Hot pecan pie with a big scoop of ice cream.

18. Favorite Number? Ten.

19. Favorite movie? The Wizard of Oz.

20. Favorite color? In general or to wear? In general it's blue. To wear it's white or khaki.

21. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving. i like it better than Christmas because it's more focused on family and togetherness than Xmas, which is more about gift-giving.

22. Favorite Foods? i had a great butternut squash ravioli just recently.

23. Favorite days of the week? Sunday.

24. Favorite TV Show(s)? Tales of the Gun on the History Channel. No, just kidding. i love Emeril Live, though. And The Simpsons, of course

25. Most recently read book/magazine? Blue Moon by Laurell K. Hamilton. Freaky, kinda weird, vampires and werewolves with a not very likeable main character. i didn't really like it.

26. Perfume/Cologne? Tresor.

27. Favorite scent? Roses.

28. When was your last hospital stay? 1990, food poisoning. Bad shellfish.

29. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Passed the first time. i'm an excellent driver. Excellent driver.

30. Where do you see yourself in 10 Years? Married to a handsome literary guy, with two kids in school and a house in the suburbs of a city yet to be determined.

31. What do you do when you are bored? Mess around on the internet. Or do a crossword.

32. Furthermost place you sent this message? Huh?

33. Who will respond the fastest? Huh?

34. Least likely to respond? Huh?

35. Last Vacation? Summer, 2002, Spain.

36. Next Vacation? Not for a few years, until after law school. i'd love to go back to Europe.

37. Last concert? Rolling Stones. i'm not much of a concertgoer anymore.

38. First thing you would buy with a million dollars? A Lexus coupe. Then a villa.

39. What is your favorite meal? You already asked me this. Okay. Barbecued tri-tip, fresh corn on the cob, mashed garlic potatoes.

40. Who is your favorite actor or actress? Bill Murray, or Jimmy Stewart.

41. What is your favorite book? Ana Karenina.

42. Who is your favorite author? John Steinbeck.

43. Who is your favorite poet? Edna St. Vincent Millay.

44. If you could volunteer anywhere, where would you volunteer? i'd volunteer for the Republican National Committee.

45. What is your favorite time of day? Sunrise.

46. What is your least favorite time of day? Three o'clock. i get sleepy or bored. If i'm at work, i've still got two fucking hours left.

47. What time is it now? Eleven forty-two. i got interrupted by my boss while doing this dumb-ass quiz.

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April 20, 2004

Geekiness Quiz

You are 35% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.


You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!


Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!


You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Got this offa TBG.

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April 09, 2004

Happy Easter Dumb-Ass Quiz

Which "happy bunny" am i?

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Congratulations. You are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud.


which happy bunny are you?
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April 06, 2004

The Dumbest Of All Dumb-Ass Quizzes

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

Thanks, Lemur Girl!

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March 20, 2004

i Was Hoping For Iron Man, But...



Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.

Got this one offa Uncle Screwtape knows best.


More: This quiz is actually very thought provoking. i started wondering: what are the qualities i would look for in an ideal colossal death robot. i think they would be the following:

  1. benevolence;

  2. indestructibility;

  3. gigantic size;

  4. loyalty;

  5. a silvery exterior.
You'll notice that i didn't include intelligence on the list. Intelligence is for androids. I think benevolence is the most important quality for a colossal death robot. i mean, what good is a colossal death robot if it's just going to go around killing the wrong people and destroying things that you need? Loyalty is also very important. That was Iron Man's flaw. Although he was benevolent at one time, he became a big problem when he decided to "kill the people he once saved." A silvery exterior is also important, aesthetically. i know some people like gold robots, but really, how intimidating was C3P0? Silver is the best color for a colossal death robot, in my opinion.

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March 15, 2004

Where i Live

Yah, another quiz. Find out where you live in Politopia.

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North-You are a Northerner-a free marketeer-which means that you advocate a diminished role for the government in the economic realm. You are more or less pleased with the government's role in the personal realm.
i think some of the quiz questions could be phrased better, it does tend to skew towards the center. Also some important issues were not even included, i.e. gun rights, abortion.

Got it offa doubleplusgood.

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March 08, 2004

Who Needs Psychotherapy When i Can Use All These Internet Quizzes To Explore My Personality?

No, really.

What book am i?

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You're Dune!


by Frank Herbert


You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.


Take the Book Quiz

at the Blue Pyramid.
i'm Dune eh? Never read it. Crappy movie, though. What's up with Kyle MacLachlan's chin anyways?

i got this quiz offa Thoroughly Modern Monyca. i just stumbled onto her site and i like it. i'd congratulate Monyca on being sworn in to the New York Bar, but her blog has no comments. i decided to blogroll her, since there's not enough lawyers on my blogroll. (i'm being facetious, of course. There's seven on there that i know of, not counting Publicola, who probably should be a lawyer.)

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March 07, 2004

i Am Obi-Wan


If I were a Star Wars character, I would be:
Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Take the
"Which Star Wars Character Am I?" Quiz
by Always Two There Are

Got this from Tiger.

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