1 Although the vibrator laws seem silly today, they were designed to end this medical procedure: "It meant 'womb disease.'" From the dawn of recorded medical history, healers had observed that women, unlike men, didn't release fluids during sex; as a result, pent-up juices, trapped in the womb, caused all sorts of problems - headaches, irritability, fear of impending insanity, hysteria. With the same scientific insight that generated this diagnosis, the medical profession lit on a cure. Doctors and midwives massaged the genitals to "hysterical paroxysm," as the orgasm was scientifically termed, to release held-back energies. By the end of the 19th century, some doctors were advising women to come in for such treatments once a week ". via Wired Magazine

2 Of course, California isn't one of them. Go figure.

3 God, or the United States government, FORBID that women have some more fun too.

4 that's because repuke "women" always chip their teeth on them.

5 Dang, outlawed here in Texas? I wouldn't have figured that, considering they sell all that crap at such stores like New Fine Arts, Condom Sense, Condoms to Go, etc. And they're all over the DFW metroplex.