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How does he get women exactly? Cuz it sure ain't his charm!
Posted by: Joules at January 31, 2007 01:43 PM (u4CYb)
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I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:
http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com
If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.
Thanks,
Mark
Posted by: J. Mark English at January 31, 2007 05:22 PM (+OxYx)
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As you can tell, things are a bit strange here. It's a communal thing Mark. I'm in charge of making the numbers work. How much cash do you have? If you send me your bank account number, I can help you double that overnight.
Posted by: Casca at January 31, 2007 08:43 PM (2gORp)
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i love that movie. i looked for eddie murphy's "kill my landlord" poem on youtube, but it looks like no one's uploaded it. that would have been a nice companion to flyguy.
Posted by: annika at February 02, 2007 07:16 PM (JBltT)
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Looks like one of the professors I had in law school.
Posted by: Mark at February 03, 2007 09:54 PM (i5Khe)
Wednesday is Poetry Day: Sharon Olds
Reading a Sharon Olds poem is like drinking a very fine brandy. It'll go down like pink lemonaide, then knock you on your butt when you don't expect it. I once mentioned Sharon Olds to a poet friend, and she remarked Ms. Olds, "...doesn't waste a word." Nope, not a bit, even when most of them are given to her. In The Father, Ms. Olds learned something new about her father.
His Stillness
The doctor said to my father, “You asked me
to tell you when nothing more could be done.
That’s what I’m telling you now.” My father
sat quite still, as he always did,
especially not moving his eyes. I had thought
he would rave if he understood he would die,
wave his arms and cry out. He sat up,
thin, and clean, in his clean gown,
like a holy man. The doctor said,
“There are things we can do which might give you time,
but we cannot cure you.” My father said,
“Thank you.” And he sat, motionless, alone,
with the dignity of a foreign leader.
I sat beside him. This was my father.
He had known he was mortal. I had feared they would have to
tie him down. I had not remembered
he had always held still and kept quiet to bear things,
the liquor a way to keep still. I had not
known him. My father had dignity. At the
end of his life his life began
to wake in me.
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I'd never read that piece...in fact, I am (was?) unfamiliar with Sharon Olds.
But...wow...that's some good and very powerful stuff. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Robbie at January 24, 2007 11:44 AM (foLp3)
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Annie, I love Sharon Olds and I love this poem. I don't know why it didn't come to mind when my Dad was dying last year; other Olds poems did but not this one.
No one writes the body in all its messy wonder better than she does.
Posted by: Hugo at January 24, 2007 01:01 PM (yLeev)
Wednesday is Poetry Day: Shakespeare
My first exposure to Shakespeare was in the soundtrack to Hair when I was but a wee lad. The liner notes to one song said it was, "...absolutely beautiful. It was written by Shakespeare," if I recall correctly and at the time I thought it was just poetic license, that Misters Rado, Ragni, and MacDermot were comparing their work to Shakespeare. Boy, was I surprised when I found out they weren't kidding.
Of course, they farted around with the Bard's words, splitting Hamlet's speech and putting the last half first. Can't quite figure out why, but they did and it's fucked me up ever since. Whenever I see it performed, I think the speech is backwards.
I still think it's a beautiful speech, even if it does take place as Hamlet is deep into (faking) his madness. And while it technically may be prose, it reads as poetry.
What a Piece of Work is Man (Hamlet, Act II, Scene II)
...I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my
mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so
heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth,
seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the
air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical
roof fretted with golden fire,—why, it appears no other thing
to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a
piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in
faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in
action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the
beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what
is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman
neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
(On a related note, the British Library has put it's collection of Shakespeare on line...or, as the Library puts it, "On this site you will find the British LibraryÂ’s 93 copies of the 21 plays by William Shakespeare printed in quarto before the theatres were closed in 1642." Cool, eh? You can find them here.)
Said the Scorpion to the Rattlesnake,
"What manner of commotion is happening here?
The sawing of lumber and pounding of nails,
black tarpaper falls and covers my trail.
Tall fence posts pierce deep into the ground
securing chainlink fences and barbed wire from town."
Said the Rattlesnake to the Scorpion,
"Indeed, huge pipes obstruct and crisscross my path,
and loud swishing noises disturb my sleep.
Why, I went foraging for food and found
my favorite hunting ground vanished today
and more will dwindle, I've heard them say."
Said the Scorpion to the Rattlesnake,
"And worse even yet, small human fingers foolishly grab
my sisters, brothers, cousins, and all,
and drown them in jars filled with alcohol."
"How foolish, indeed," replied the Rattlesnake,
"Don't they know of your sting, my venomous bite?"
Said the Scorpion to the Rattlesnake,
"What kind of human would dare intrude into our sacred place?
We've lived on this land for centuries, I'm told,
so, why do they come here to ravage and destroy?
We've lived in peace, both you and I,
with no intent to hurt or annoy."
Said the Rattlesnake to the Scorpion,
"Some humans, I'm told, regard those who differ in skin
or thought with what they call 'justifiable' hate."
"As you know," continued the Rattlesnake,
"humans are the most dangerous animal of all;
they kill with lethal weapons ten feet tall."
Asked the Scorpion of the Rattlesnake,
"So what do you think they are building here,
in the midst of our desert home?"
Answered the Rattlesnake with a somber voice,
"It's something menacing, and I fear
portend of dangers yet unclear."
[This poem was written in 1942, while Okimoto was interned at Poston Relocation Center, Arizona.]
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Followup from yesterday, where the administration is admitting greenhouse gas warming;
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/09/AR2007010901949.html?sub=AR
"People should be concerned about what we are doing to the climate," said Jay Lawrimore, chief of the climate monitoring branch of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. "Burning of fossil fuels is causing an increase in greenhouse gases, and there's a broad scientific consensus that is producing climate change."
The center said there are indications that the rate at which global temperatures are rising is speeding up.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/10/science/10climate.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
“A contributing factor to the unusually warm temperatures throughout 2006 also is the long-term warming trend, which has been linked to increases in greenhouse gases,” the release said, emphasizing that the relative contributions of El Niño and the human influence were not known.
A link between greenhouse gases and climate change was also made in a December news conference by Dirk Kempthorne, the secretary of the interior, as that agency proposed listing polar bears as threatened under the Endangered Species Act.
Still, the climate agencyÂ’s shift in language came as a surprise to several public affairs officials there. They said they had become accustomed in recent years to having any mention of a link between climate trends and human activities played down or trimmed when drafts of documents went to the Commerce Department and the White House for approval.
James L. Connaughton, chairman of the White House Council on Environmental Quality, said the release reflected longstanding views within the administration.
“It’s helpful for them to describe what is a question in many people’s minds — what is the human factor, what is the El Niño factor,” Mr. Connaughton said of the NOAA release. “From our perspective, what was in the press release was a direct reflection of what the president and folks in his administration have been saying for some time.”
Mr. Bush has made two speeches on climate. He first expressly accepted that humans were contributing to global warming in a news conference in Denmark in July 2005 on the way to an economic summit in Scotland, saying, “Listen, I recognize that the surface of the Earth is warmer and that an increase in greenhouse gases caused by humans is contributing to the problem.”
But the governmentÂ’s scientific bureaucracy, where public affairs officials and scientists as recently as last year complained that findings pointing to climate dangers were being suppressed, has taken time to catch up.
“There’s been some sensitivity to the fact that some people have complained that NOAA and other parts of the government haven’t been as open as they would like them to have been on this,” said Jay Lawrimore, a climatologist at the National Climatic Data Center in Asheville, N.C., where the temperature trends are compiled. “Now NOAA is making an effort to be clearer on some of the influences.”
Mr. Lawrimore said there was no way to account for the trends, be they the melting of Arctic sea ice or the warming of winters, without including an influence from heat-trapping gases.
“Year after year as we continue to see warmer temperatures,” he said, “there are more and more converts convinced that it’s not just natural variability and not just something that’s going to return back to temperatures we saw 40 or 50 years ago — that in fact we are doing something to the climate.”
Posted by: will at January 10, 2007 07:19 PM (h7Ciu)
Wednesday is Poetry Day: Ogden Nash
This is a slightly unusual poem by Ogden Nash. Not because it's humorous; most of Nash's poetry was humorous. No, what I find unusual about it is it seems to be a mish-mash of styles. Note how the last five lines are *almost* a limerick (the rhyming scheme is off a bit-ABCCB). I suspect, though, that was accidental.
But that's not important; what I think is important is he's right about what that something about a martini is.
Tanqueray, in my case.
A Drink With Something In It
There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish I had one at present.
There is something about a Martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin,
And to tell you the truth,
It is not the vermouth--
I think that perhaps it's the gin.
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I love Ogden Nash--but I'd forgotten about him. Thanks for the reminder. Edward Lear is good, too, and Roald Dahl.
Posted by: Joules at January 03, 2007 12:48 PM (u4CYb)
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In highschool a girl on the other side of the political spectrum introduced the works of Nash to me. I loved that girl, politics be damned, almost as much as I love Bombay- not the city.
Posted by: Mike C. at January 03, 2007 01:12 PM (0Co69)
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Have you seen that girl since high school, Mike?
Posted by: Joules at January 03, 2007 03:02 PM (u4CYb)
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Once or twice shortly after, many many years ago.
Posted by: Mike C. at January 04, 2007 04:25 AM (0Co69)
Posted by: Wolf at January 04, 2007 06:18 AM (qC7fx)
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Mike: It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. ;-)
Posted by: Joules at January 04, 2007 09:43 PM (u4CYb)
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All depends on how much alimony/spousal support you had to pay.
Posted by: Casca at January 04, 2007 11:36 PM (2gORp)
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It is better to have loved and signed a pre-nup then.
Posted by: Joules at January 05, 2007 09:17 PM (u4CYb)
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Here's a toast that ya'all might enjoy:
(By a woman, or Weird Kyle)
Here's to my Martini, I love it the most,
Two I'm under the table,
Three I'm under the host.
Posted by: shelly at January 06, 2007 04:58 PM (SLFj+)
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Thanks Joules for the support. I certainly think I'm over her at this point.
Posted by: Mike C. at January 07, 2007 06:08 PM (Eodj2)