1 Jumps up and down for joy at finally getting to answer a question, dropping buzzer.. *clunk* What is piss?

2 Ding! What is damn?

3 impressive Charlie! pick a category.

4 We had a debate at work about this very thing when the self-righteous idiot in the office next to mine objected to another woman using the word "piss". We explained that it's in the Bible, so it can't be that offensive. I'll take "Places That Suck" for 300, please.

5 Piss may be vulgarity, but it is not profanity. Oh yeah, I forgot. It's a chicks world.

6 I must be a prude, I'd rather call it PeePee. . BTW, i have heard some christians say that their religion forces them to always tell the truth and never lie. I have found three examples where God allowed someone to tell a lie. Although all three were in order to save someones life.

7 I know what you're thinking. Was it twenty-six questions, or only twenty-five? Well to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, considering that this is a Pentium IV with a gig of RAM and broadband internet connection, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya... PUNK!

8 "We explained that it's in the Bible, so it can't be that offensive." Reminds me of a great story. Priest checks into small motel with coffee shop and, at dinner is hitting on the waitress. Near the end of the evening, he suggests to the waitress that she should come by his room after work. She demurs, saying it is wrong, but he says simply "It says it in the good book". So, after work, she comes by his room, and sits down on the bed and says "OK, Father, show me where it says so in the good book". He grabs the Gideon Bible sitting by the side of the bed, and opens it, showing it to her. In the inside cover, someone has writen "Waitress in the coffee shop fucks".

9 Shelly, That beats my story all to pieces. I'll be tellig that one at work Monday.