April 28, 2004
More Fun Stuff To Waste Time With
Via
Breanagh McTavish, check out
this fun website. Remember those two Iraqi kids who posed with a sign, and there was some controversy about whether it had been doctored? This site lets you create your own caption for the sign. i like
this one. This is
a cute one. Here's
one for G&S lovers. And i found this one to be
worth a few chuckles. Here's one
for Neo fans.
i made some too. Here's one i made for all 80's movie fans, and one for Teen Girl Squad fans. And this kid deserves a piece of pie, doesn't he? And here's some free promotion; what a sweetie.
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ok - "Save Ferris" was funny.
Posted by: jimi at April 28, 2004 09:15 PM (lN8eP)
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I loved Jaws, the movie
Posted by: Lynn Carrier at April 29, 2004 01:13 PM (S9P+3)
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WOOHOO...SAVE FERRIS!!! I loved that movie.
Posted by: Brent at April 29, 2004 06:21 PM (w+y2e)
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[translation: "I am a fucking retard."]
Posted by: Robert McClelland at May 03, 2004 09:05 PM (Flr9u)
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Where you been, girl? Come back!
Posted by: candace at May 04, 2004 03:51 PM (JdYoU)
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Google linked me to this page, nice reading
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This Is Soooo Funny!
i'm serious. Trust me. This is like the funniest thing! It's called
Teen Girl Squad. It's totally clean, but you might get in trouble for laughing your ass off at work. Watch all five Teen Girl Squad videos. Actually anything on this site is hilarious.
Thanks to Rambling Rhodes for the tip.
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Aww, Home Star!
"I have a crush on every boy!"
Posted by: candace at April 28, 2004 10:33 AM (JdYoU)
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"I think I have a chance with this guy"
funny stuff, the guys at worked liked it.
Posted by: Scof at April 28, 2004 11:06 AM (XCqS+)
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I'm a crazy Homestar Runner traveling evangelist or something. I try to convert everyone I meet. When they're like "so the other day I got on the internet," I'm like "internet? Did you just say internet? Well, speaking of the internet, have I got a site for you!" and other cheesy used-car sales techiques.
Also, I have my entire family quoting Teen Girl Squad at nearly every opportunity (sometimes unconsciously!).
Posted by: Lorie at April 28, 2004 11:18 AM (PPPwU)
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They people who do that website are comic geniuses.
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April 25, 2004
The Blog Warehouse
Sunday night seems to be the perfect night to cruise the blogosphere* and check out new stuff. Here's some of the good stuff i found tonight.
. . . Robofrost. i like his take on Dallas radio.
The thing about driving Dallas and its inevitably clogged highway arteries is that the Metroplex's radio stations freakin' rock, and rock hard. When I first scanned through my rental car's 10 FM radio presets, at least five blasted the bejeezus out me with heavy unadulterated loud-ass rock 'n' roll guitar. Classic, alternative, straight-up rock — you name it. Even the Christian rock station, 89.7 Power FM, completely rocked my balls off. It's nowhere near the same in cosmic cowboy Austin, so it was a blast to throw open the moon roof and rattle the asphalt and irritate some tightly wound Dallas yuppies and Range Rover soccer moms.
i don't know if that's true or not; the last time i was in Dallas, i think i was listening to country, or western, i can't remember. i was 13 at the time. But i will say, L.A. rock radio sucks, compared to almost any metropolitan area you want to name. Anyways, Robofrost's blog is pretty fresh, with some cool pictures, too. . . .
. . . Mike at Virginia Patriots explains why Iraqi mosques can be a legitimate target. . . .
. . . Matt Armstrong of Paste Magazine's blog sheds some light on an e-mail spam quirk i blogged about here. . . .
. . . All About Latvia reports that while Latvia debates its continued involvement in Iraq, the Latvian foreign minister denied a visa to an Al-Jazeera reporter without explanation. Good. If you ask me, the fact that he was from Al-Jazeera is reason enough. And in other Baltic news, Estonian blogger Tall Blonde reports an interesting statistic:
15% россиян не знают, кто такой Ленин
Scroll down to April 23 for the translation. It's Glogspot, and there don't seem to be any permalinks. . . .
. . . Snazzykat unilaterally declares this week Blogger Love-in Week!
Today - and the days hereafter (because love shouldn't be limited to one day if you don't come across this until Tuesday!) - is the start of Blogger Love-in Week. Go to each of the blogs you read and tell them why you love them so much. Then come back here and let us know you're a part of the love-in, which is sort of like a sit-in but with a lot more touchy-feely action goin' on.
i'm lagging in my own
Ecosystem stats, so i thought maybe i should compose a nice blog comment spam bomb to lay on you all. Something personal like "
i love you [
man][
girlfriend][
blogger of unknown gender]
! And here's why: [_______]."
Then i thought, bad idea. Spamming blogs with comments might cause someone to accuse me of being a "male college student capitalizing on cute pictures of his girlfriend" in order to raise my popularity on the blogosphere.
i think i'll just stick to trackback begging. (Ooops) . . .
* Some bloggers may shy away from the term "blogosphere," but i think it's quite descriptive.
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Trackbacks work every time...
I always suspected that this was a "Frank J." project, if you know what I mean... Funny how the two of you have never been seen together.
Posted by: Kevin at April 25, 2004 08:33 PM (pXSyK)
Posted by: annika at April 25, 2004 08:51 PM (kXWrK)
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I just listen to NPR in the mornings, Rush or Hannity when I can, and occassionally the 80's/90's mix station or country. It is better than LA and, for that matter, anything in Arizona. ...Most of the time though, I enjoy the cd player: thousands of mp3's in the order I want to hear w/ no commercials.
Posted by: Scof at April 26, 2004 07:38 AM (XCqS+)
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I read daily, and I love you. Hurrah for love-in week.
Posted by: Hugo at April 26, 2004 01:28 PM (89maB)
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You must ask the OH,
CIronie you whether united blahggers Whinge de Reich carry out such as Instajackass even the extent of it idiocy. On the one hand they are terminated esctatic and in the complete agreement with the judgements, which were made by the investigation of hat clay/tone against the BBC by its journalistic lack of integrity, what the accusations concern, the prime ministers Blair sexed upward intelligence on WMDs Iraq.
Le de Sie, which even d'Instajackass de like de Whinge de Reich carries out extent of it de blahggers d'einig d'ob que l'idiocy, must ask the OH, CIronie you. On the one hand le terminated esctatic d'Urteilen de repaire de WITH d'Abkommen de complete de l'und in de they, matrice investigation of hat clay/tone que le by de la matrice BBC de were made d'Integritaet against its journalistic lack un, était concern d'Anklagen de matrice, matrice prime ministers Blair de by de matrice sexed le upward l'auf WMDs Iraq d'Intelligenz de that.
Instajackass makes this amazing complaint natural.
Is it that this can be true? Naturally not! The problem is that it waits and sees, but continues, in order to write no little than five additional blahgeingaenge to its topic with connections at other newspapers and blahggers from Whinge de Reich, those above took back and unsubstantiated the original to publicise history. In view of the quantity of pure manufacture, which came from the journalists of Whinge de Reich, which dig by old papers of the old regime of Ba ', athist, have one could think that these persons would consider, a little to exercise a journalistic integrity of their clean. But not, it seems good, attacks it its opponents, thus, why not run with history that these persons of a crime are guilty, even if there is no convincing obviousness, in order to support it.
The fact is more amazing the fact that Instajackass is one of the delays congratulatory the individual, which had demanded that their blahgs of shitass makes a difference in the world. Not probably, if it is the kind of management libelous, becomes it to pursue. I can only hope that the investigation of hat clay/tone can save some minutes, in order to condemn the actions morally incorrect blahggers from Whinge de Reich such as Instajackass.
[Comment spam translated for clarity Engl/Fr./Ger./Engl. an.]
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Shame On You Glenn!
i'm simply embarrassed for him.
Inspired by the Alliance's Filthy Lie Assignment.
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Dear Annika:
I guess I don't get this one. Who's the guy in the "Celebrate Diversity" shirt? Who's the heifer in the leather dress? Why is he thinking about her? Why is this funny?
Sometimes, I feel like I live in an igloo on the polar cap -- pop-culture simply passes me by.
Sorry -- I'm back to reading Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations", now.....
Cheers!
- Will
Posted by: Will at April 26, 2004 09:14 AM (s9r+D)
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Sigh.
The guy in the t-shirt is Instapundit. The fat chick is a photoshopped Brittany Spears. It would take too long to explain why it's funny. Then again, if i have to explain, maybe it's not.
Posted by: annika at April 26, 2004 10:57 AM (zAOEU)
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Haven't you ever sat drinking all night across from a girl with a beautiful face only to be thrust into the quick but drunken decision mode when she stood up?
Posted by: Casca at April 26, 2004 05:32 PM (q+PSF)
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Can't say that i have, Casca.
Posted by: annika at April 26, 2004 08:54 PM (ewuF+)
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Dear Annika:
Ah! That explains everything (?) -- or; as Marcus would have said - "Res ipsa loquitor"....
(Of another note; good luck on your law-school decision. If I were your Dad - which I'm not - I'd say 'go for it' -- then again; my whole family has that history).
Cheers!
- Will
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Annika, sweetheart, you obviously haven't seen the InstaWife lately. Even with beer-goggles firmly in place the instageek would have better taste than Brittany...drat his luck. Maybe not luck. I heard a rumor that he built his fembot wife with nanobots in his Mom's basement after watching "Weird Science" for the 37th time. Will, or "Philosophy Guy" as he shall henceforth be known, is probably aware that "Weird Science is based on an original screenplay by Ludwig Wittgenstein.
Oh, not that you're even mildly interested at this point, but it looks more like GR is thinking: "Where did I leave my glasses? Did I leave them in the basement when I put the duct-tape on the bridge; or, did I leave them in the bathroom when I put the safety tape on the temple?"
And, now that you're not only disinterested but showing actual signs of a growing rage, I'm not you're Dad either...unless you have a mother named Traci...or Rhonda...or Beth...or is from Orlanda, FL...or, well...forget I brought it up...even though Philosophy Guy bought it up first. Law school decision...err...why not just put a scalpel to the neck of society, insert a straw and suck it dry? Just kidding. We need lawyers. Who else would we turn to protect us from lawyers? I mean, I'd really be up the creek the next time some idiot on crank drives a stolen SUV through my living room into my kitchen then sues me for violating his civil rights by not giving him fries with his take-out order if I couldn't turn to some $200/hr brainiac capable of communicating the subtle and nuanced fact that I-70 doesn't run through my yard and my name isn't Ronald Freakin' McDonald. Seriously, many productive members of society wish that they'd become lawyers instead. Pop Quiz! Which institution has produced more law degrees: A. Harvard B. Notre Dame C. San Quentin
Laugh all the way to the bank, revenge is sweet, living well is the best revenge...and being able to sleep at night with a clear conscience is as over-rated as being able to face yourself in the mirror each morning. Ignore me...I was scared by a lawyer as a child...he was serving me papers...at my birth...for preventing my mother's doctor from playing golf that afternoon...I lost everything...the bottles...the formula...the dog...I loved that dog...all I got to keep were these stinking elipses!
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April 20, 2004
April 18, 2004
Sunday Night On The Blogosphere
. . .
Hugo has an excellent post on the porn-HIV story.
The porn industry has become increasingly mainstream, so much so that on the same day that the HIV story broke in LA, the New York Times did an "at home" feature in its House and Garden section on porn star Jenna Jameson's 6700 square foot palace in Arizona. . . .
In my opinion, porn has its place, and its place is not in the mainstream. When our society has progressed to where being a pornographic actress is something to aspire to rather than something to be ashamed of, well, i think the sexual revolution has gone too far. Just my opinion. Go read Hugo's essay, like most of his stuff, he courageously pulls no punches . . .
. . . Big changes at A Small Victory.
There will be no political rants. There will be no leftie bashing. There will be no warmongering. There will be no talk of the election, the war, Israel, anti-war demonstrations, Michael Moore, Iraq, Iran, immigration issues, political correctness run amok . . .
Michele is one of those big time bloggers that i usually don't link to because i assume everybody's reading her anyway. i think she's awesome, and like a couple of my other favorite biggies, she's never let her fame turn into arrogance. Whatever she decides to blog about will undoubtedly be worth reading, i'm sure . . .
. . . Publicola is now a Munuvian! Yay! . . .
. . . Brent at Cop Talk asks a legitimate question: Why Wil Wheaton? . . .
. . . Matt's son enjoys a little birthday cake. Happy Bithday little Blackfive Junior! . . .
. . . Desert Cat calls attention to a small step forward in Germany . . .
. . . Brian at Random Numbers adds more evidence to support my view that many Libs are very quick to resort to violence . . .
. . . Stephen Macklin talks about civil debate on the blogosphere and the evil troll scourge, a subject that is a bit too relevant to my own site of late . . .
. . . And i think the Chicago Sun Times should hire Tony Pierce as a sports columnist. Their hip sports columnist. Or maybe the L.A. Times: Tony's been like the Jim Murray of the blogosphere lately . . .
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Thanks for the link and the kind words, Annika.
Go Bears.
Posted by: Hugo at April 18, 2004 09:45 PM (mPUSR)
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Well, Hugo, we lost to Stanford today in baseball. But hey, rugby's doin good this year!
Posted by: annika! at April 19, 2004 12:07 AM (cRcn0)
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did you see that Trump is building a skyscraper where the suntimes building is?
funny.
anyway thanks for the link love.
quite a compliment with that JM comparison.
im so not worthy
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April 16, 2004
This Is Why i Love The Blogosphere
An essay about
Diet Coke, by
Sarah Hepola.
The first time I drank Diet Coke I was 10. It was summer in Kalamazoo, Michigan, and my older cousin worked at an arcade called Star World. In addition to the glories of 10-cent hotdog night, Star World offered employees free soda. I spent all summer amidst the the blinking lights and boinking machines of that place, sipping free Diet Cokes, which I drank instead of Coke because I wanted to lose weight, since I was in love with this tool named Andy, who ended up barfing all over himself in a bathroom one night at a party. After that, I was addicted to the stuff.
We can find profound meaning in the simplest of topics, here on the blogosphere. i love it.
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I was thinking back to my youth days and typed in Star World Arcade Kalamazoo and got your website. That place was probably what I miss most about the year I lived in MI.
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April 14, 2004
Who Is Keyser Soze?
i'm flattered to learn that
i am now considered one of "the usual suspects."
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I would not worry about it too much. Coming from someone like that, it's a compliment.
word.
Posted by: jcrue at April 14, 2004 04:38 PM (G9kk0)
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You should feel very proud and esteemed to have named as such even if the person doing so shows us why the Democrats were right on point when they chose the jackass as their symbol.
Posted by: notGeorge at April 14, 2004 04:40 PM (JCxVY)
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And like that... he's gone.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 14, 2004 04:58 PM (4819r)
Posted by: Karol at April 14, 2004 08:42 PM (AGo3+)
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jcrue has it right - it's a compliment. Besides, look at the size of the unfortunately-named-author's blogroll! Now compare it to every blog you read during the day/week/month. Which message is getting across?
I mean, come on...these are the same people who think John Kerry for president is a good idea!
Posted by: Rich at April 15, 2004 06:33 AM (V43HN)
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Yeah, Annie, you're one of the usual suspects. And just like Verbal Kint, you're three steps ahead of that pogue.
Posted by: Matt at April 15, 2004 12:23 PM (CF/QI)
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April 09, 2004
Link Advice
Have you been reading LeeAnn, queen of the run-on sentence and a very funny writer? The blog's called
The Cheese Stands Alone and it's mu.nu, too.
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April 06, 2004
This Is Funny
Look at this, it's funny.
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Posted by: candace at April 06, 2004 02:18 PM (v+gqT)
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Funny indeed -- except as much as I still love Joe Montana, I don't want him to be president... give me a good marathoner any day; they have what it takes to lead.
Posted by: Hugo at April 06, 2004 03:06 PM (LNc8S)
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Kerry looks like an ex-lineman:
No hands.
Actually, I doubt Kerry ever played football, I mean real football where you have to stick your face in someone's chest, not the Kennedy-flag-football-for-Pierre-Salinger's-camera version.
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April 01, 2004
Today's Bleat
i usually don't link to Lileks, because i assume everybody is reading him anyway. However . . . Today's Bleat is in the top ten percent of the most brilliant things Lileks has ever written, IMHO. Let me add my voice to the multitude of bloggers out there who are saying: "
read it."
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There is a problem is on Lilek's site. The permalink for April 1 takes you to an old column on "The Passion." Might be some kind of April Fools' joke.
Here is the generic link to Lilek's bleat. It is currently the only way to get to the article on John Kerry- http://www.lileks.com/bleats/
I highly recommend the article. Lileks takes John Kerry apart.
Posted by: gcotharn in Texas at April 01, 2004 03:56 PM (0GNJF)
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Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIKA!!!!!!!
Posted by: gcotharn in Texas at April 01, 2004 03:59 PM (0GNJF)
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happy belated birthday annika.... i hope you had a good one... just a tid... my godchild's mom's b-day is the 1st too.... on Arpil fool's day... yeah... on top you are an ARIES!!! good for you... take care... ^_^
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