tomorrow.
i will judge all haikus submitted before 7:00 a.m. PDT tomorrow (for the benefit of my overseas visitors -
) and the winner gets a prize from my stash of highly coveted annika's journal merchandise!
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Boo!
I'm going to turn this into "Joe Don Baker Haiku" day:
Vegas: C-O-D
Such a God-awful movie
Straight to D-V-D
Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 08:51 AM (L3qPK)
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Thanks. Way to put the pressure on, though... sheesh!
H
Posted by: Hugo at September 22, 2004 09:25 AM (9ndHD)
Posted by: Scof at September 22, 2004 09:37 AM (XCqS+)
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In "Charley Varrick"
Joe Don Baker is Molly!
What's with the girl's name?
Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 10:09 AM (L3qPK)
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Charley Varrick is one of my all time favorite 70's action flicks. In fact, i'd put it up there with Bullitt, Mr. Majestyk, and The Getaway. And i'm pleased to see i'm not the only one who noticed the resemblance between Joe Don Baker and Fred Thompson. For a long time i thought they were one and the same.
My favorite Joe Don Baker line from Charley Varrick: "I didn't come all this way for the amusement of idiots."
Posted by: annika! at September 22, 2004 10:19 AM (zAOEU)
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Quote: I didn't come
all this way for the amuse-
ment of idiots.
Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 10:59 AM (L3qPK)
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NHL Ref'ree
Koharski looks like Joe Don.
He likes doughnuts, too.
Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 12:00 PM (L3qPK)
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Large is joe don's head
Which makes this all funny since
I thought he was
dead
Posted by: Scof at September 22, 2004 01:47 PM (XCqS+)
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Remake Willard flick
Joe Don Baker in the lead
Victor's fantasy
Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:03 PM (ZjSa7)
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Distracting Victor
From fantasy football league
Look! Joe Don Baker!
Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:12 PM (ZjSa7)
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Dictionary page
Joe Don Baker defined as
Genius with a sneer
Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:17 PM (ZjSa7)
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Baker, broad-shouldered:
late-night tv heroics,
stuff of my childhood...
Posted by: Hugo at September 22, 2004 05:33 PM (3Hy+w)
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Joe Don walked tall
When Dwayne Jonhson wore diapers.
Johnson is his bitch.
Joe Don, sixty-eight,
Lion in winter. Still not
One to trifle with.
Joe Don, hero of
MS3K for Mitchell.
At his worst, still fun.
I can't seem to get away from that "Joe Don" opening!
Posted by: Matt at September 22, 2004 08:06 PM (eWM9Y)
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orphaned and feral
Joe Don Baker stopped drooling
only yesterday
but nobody knows:
Joe Don made a porno flick
it's called "Talking Balls"
Annika's secret
she's got a Joe Don tattoo
on her inner thigh
Joe Don Baker's ass
known throughout all Hollywood
as The Butt Unplugged
ask Joe Don nicely
give him lots of cash and he'll
gladly spoo your tits
I once saw Joe Don
tear a wolf in two using
only his nipples
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at September 22, 2004 08:14 PM (7rEaY)
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Joe Don Baker is
Gary Cooper in High Noon
for the Nascar set.
Joe Don Baker ain't
no faker like Sly Stallone,
who is five eight, maybe.
Groesbeck, Texas sits
sleepily west of Waco,
until the bar fight.
Like Joe Don Baker,
I'll need Double X Large size
from Annika's stash!
Posted by: gcotharn at September 22, 2004 11:04 PM (ubeXj)
16
Kevin/gcotharn,
Strong. Fuckin' strong.
Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 03:40 AM (eWM9Y)
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Gary Cooper is
Gary Cooper in High Noon
For the NASCAR set.
Joe Don is the king
Of redneck cops and puffy,
Drunk anti-heroes.
Just a guess: Joe Don
Has polished off many a
Bottle of
Dickel.
I really like the Gary Cooper comparison though, gcotharn. I tried to do something similar and failed.
Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 04:19 AM (eWM9Y)
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 05:09 AM (L3qPK)
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Talk about
Wacko!
Andrew "Dice" Clay's first movie!
Another stinker.
Wacko shows pics of
Joe Don Baker in a dress!
Please take me now, Lord.
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 05:15 AM (L3qPK)
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Victor,
You, sir, are a god. And you pull it off without alluding to secretory functions or vaguely autoerotic discussions of Annie's inner thigh. (Not that there's anything wrong, per se, with either of those things.) I tip my hat to you.
And I just got lucky on Porkapalooza.
Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 07:10 AM (SIlfx)
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Joe Don Baker: the
Brian Dennehy of 'necks.
First Blood needed him.
I am not the first
To notice the resemblance.
See TV's
Hard Stick.
Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 07:54 AM (SIlfx)
Posted by: annika at September 23, 2004 09:08 AM (zAOEU)
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Ring of Steel! Joe Don
wants you to face your dest'ny!
At least it has boobs.
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 09:34 AM (L3qPK)
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Matt, thank you for the comments. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a huuuge JDB fan. I'm actually holding back a bit, if only because I'm at work.
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 09:47 AM (L3qPK)
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The haiku is done
Where is Annika now that
We need her wit now?
Posted by: shelly s. at September 23, 2004 11:03 AM (s6c4t)
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Shelly? Is that you? Is that the same long-lost little lamb from the JDB Discussion list?
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 11:07 AM (L3qPK)
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I don't know what's more disturbing; the fact that someone from the JDB discussion list found their way here just because of the JDB haiku, or the fact that a JDB discussion list even exists.
Posted by: Ted at September 23, 2004 11:42 AM (blNMI)
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Instead of working,
I'm checking to see if I
scored Annika graft!
Sadly, XXL
costs too much to be conferred
by a law student!
Matt- Thanks for the compliment! You have a point: Gary Cooper is Gary Cooper for people like me:
gcotharn: Bubba
watching High Noon late at night
and tapping keyboard.
But sometimes Gary Cooper is only a rumor:
Some Bubbas are not
awake to watch High Noon on
TCM Late Night.
Some Bubbas do not
visit Black and White Classics
at the Blockbuster.
To the contest!
Isn't it sad when
Joe Don and Fred Thom are more
real than: Kerry, John?
I can pay bills if
I go back to work now. Its
what Joe Don would do.
Posted by: gcotharn at September 23, 2004 11:50 AM (Pbs6a)
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It's been asked
before:
W.W.J.
D.B.D., really?
Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 12:28 PM (L3qPK)
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Great shades of Elvis,
Rocking the gates of Graceland.
Who is this Joe Don Baker?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 23, 2004 03:26 PM (BQDCT)
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I don't know Joe Don.
Don't really give a rat's ass.
Wrote a haiku, though!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 23, 2004 07:53 PM (APIH8)
Posted by: annika! at September 23, 2004 10:02 PM (vf7R8)
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