Don't believe chicks dig tanks? Go read Redsix's latest installment of his Fallujah experience. It's all about firing that bad boy called the 120mm smoothbore. There's quite a few chicks in the comments section. i find myself looking forward to every new post by Lt. Prakash. Call it penis envy if you want, but chicks dig tanks.

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Powerline has been named Time Magazine's Blog of the Year, to go along with their Wizbang Weblog Award. Both well deserved, in my opinion. Congratulations guys, you have done us all proud!

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Via Serenity:

If you're going to keep eating them, the least you could do is say you're sorry.

Damn. Of course i'm hungry for bar-b-cue now.

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Just when i think CBS can't get any farther off the deep end of partisanship, they amaze me even further.

The owner of Nonviolence.org, Martin Kelley, said he got an interesting phone call yesterday from a CBS News publicist for—you guessed it—Dan Rather's 60 Minutes Wednesday, the same program that carried the infamous bogus memos.

'Yesterday I got a call from a publicist for CBS NewsÂ’s 60 Minutes. TheyÂ’re running a story tonight on "Deserters," U.S. military personnel who have fled to Canada rather than serve in Iraq. She was requesting that I talk up the program on Nonviolence. In nine years of publishing the peace site, I canÂ’t remember ever getting a call from a publicist before. IÂ’ve talked to reporters from major news networks and papers, and IÂ’ve talked a booking agent or two to arranging appearances on radio shows, but never a publicist.'

'So now CBS News publicists are courting bloggers. ThatÂ’s great: hey, if yÂ’all want to buy me that new Treo Smartphone or a gift certificate to Gohn Bros IÂ’ll say Dan Rather is hotter than an armadillo sunning himself between the yellow lines on the interstate'

. . .

Other liberal/anti-war bloggers who have talked about the upcoming story in preparation for tonight's broadcast include No Capital, Daily War News, Bankrupt Artist v.3

These blogs link to the same CBS News story that Kelley linked to after being contacted. [links omitted]

That's just outrageous. CBS is not a news organization; it's op-ed on TV. They should stop lying and admit it.

Via RatherBiased.

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...comes the constellation.

Cassiopeia, that is.

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Right Wing News has posted the results for its Third Annual Warblogger Awards.

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Wegglywoo reminds us girls that it is indeed that time of year again?!

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Here's my schedule. Last day of class is this Friday. The following week is reading week, then from the eighth through the twenty-third is finals. My last final is actually earlier than the twenty-third though, which will give me a chance to party up here and then make it home for Christmas. Then it's back up north again for the second semester in mid January.

Blogging should be light, but you all know how i am. i'm addicted. So i'll probably post stupid shit once in a while during study breaks or whatever. i've got a few blogger interviews in the works which you'll want to stay tuned for as well. Actually, i'm gonna post a fun interview with Ginger of Candied Ginger on Thursday, so be sure to check that out. Then another really special annie-conversation later on in the month, just to keep you visitors visiting.

P.S. Speaking of interviews, Matt Rustler did mine a couple of weeks ago and i know the whole blogosphere is awaiting that posting with feverish anticipation.

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Sure, the Detroit basketball brawl was a travesty, but i think the real travesty is that the L.A. Times hasn't hired Tony Pierce as a sports columnist yet.

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1 I can't believe Moxie is married to that guy. Coincidentally, he had posted this on his site a couple days after the election.......... http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2004/11/blogpics/lifin.jpg

Posted by: reagan80 at November 21, 2004 10:16 AM (hlMFQ)

2 Yah, well, if Moxie can't convert Tony, no one can. (Btw, i think the whole marriage thing was a hoax.)

Posted by: annika at November 21, 2004 10:42 AM (L8tXg)

3 baby, you can try to convert me any time thanks for the love.

Posted by: tony at November 21, 2004 12:53 PM (4gRVm)

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In honor of the opening of Clinton's Little Rock library, i'd like to reprint a few stanzas from a dirty limerick by Cameron of Way Off Bass.

. . .

While Bill on the podium dropped trou,
Making sounds like an amorous cow,
A fat intern walked by
Catching ClintonÂ’s glazed eye;
“I’m the piglet, and there goes my sow!”

So the Horn Dog rolled off of the stage
(For his belt did his ankles engage).
As he crawled on the floor,
Up came Al “Mad Dog” Gore,
And the stick up his ass he called Rage.

. . .

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1 Well, liberals can respond A world-class statesman named Bill Was the target of wrath on the Hill with venom and bile his enemies vile misjudged and misjudge him still ;-)

Posted by: Hugo at November 18, 2004 08:01 AM (hDybU)

2 He's got some good stuff

Posted by: Scof at November 18, 2004 08:06 AM (+OiAc)

3 Semi-off topic. It is raining here today for the CLinton Lie-bray opening. The local media and police have been saying that, in the event of rain: NO UMBRELLAS. NO EXCEPTIONS. If you happen to see the coverage, please note that the people sitting in front all have umbrellas. Apparently, the "No Umbrellas" rule only applies to the common folk. Rich folks and celebrities are allowed umbrellas. The Democrats really are the party of equality and the little man.

Posted by: Steve L. at November 18, 2004 09:46 AM (hpZf2)

4 Annika, Thanks for the link and, because I like ol' Mark Russell, the compliment.

Posted by: ccwbass at November 18, 2004 12:25 PM (s+fLr)

5 Why yall so nasty?!

Posted by: ken at November 18, 2004 03:43 PM (xD5ND)

6 I had a dream about Monica Lewinsky recently. In my dream, she was looking for a husband. I was not interested.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at November 18, 2004 04:44 PM (c6rOB)

7 And a haiku: Cool November rain remember our golden age? President Clinton

Posted by: Hugo at November 18, 2004 07:22 PM (F66V9)

8 Haiku right back at you: Took a young intern, Used her like a redlight whore. Threw her to the wolves. -------------------- And what really hurts is that I voted for the sumbitch in '96, so I figure I have sniping rights.

Posted by: ccwbass at November 18, 2004 08:19 PM (Dg6ty)

9 A wretched old fella named Starr Our Billy's fine name did tar He reveled in slime but revealed no crime his perfidy left quite a scar From a small southern town called Hope Came a leader of great breadth and scope For eight years he shone -- but now we all moan in this dark time,liberals mope

Posted by: Hugo at November 18, 2004 09:03 PM (F66V9)

10 "For eight years he shone"? Uh huh. Go towards the light, Hugo. It's time to pass on.

Posted by: ccwbass at November 18, 2004 11:58 PM (YOHrm)

11 How 'bout the Tom Lehrer of his age?

Posted by: Smallholder at November 19, 2004 05:30 AM (EKkB8)

12 Hugo, I ask, in all sincerity, just what do you see in Clinton? I admit, I voted for the SOB the first time he ran...but in less than a week I was regretting it! I think annika will vouch for me that this is a sincere question; I've left my Munuvian URL out of the personal info so that you may reply to my question privately (if you so choose--obviously you may ignore this question), or perhaps you'd like to do so on your blog. Thanks for your time. Billy's winning was the happiest of days: "I'll make the military safe for gays!" That promise he did break, Saying, "Oops! A mistake!" And he had only been Prez for three days! No one told him you're supposed to wait at least a week before you start breaking promises!

Posted by: Victor at November 19, 2004 10:33 AM (L3qPK)

13 Hugo, I now see you anticipated my question and already answered on your blog Thanks for a thoughtful reply.

Posted by: Victor at November 19, 2004 10:37 AM (L3qPK)

14 One more comment: Did anyone else notice someone was missing from the ceremonies?

Posted by: Victor at November 19, 2004 10:39 AM (L3qPK)

15 Ford's health prevented his attendance, but he sent his regards.

Posted by: annika at November 19, 2004 11:42 AM (zAOEU)

16 Oh. Thanks, annika!

Posted by: Victor at November 19, 2004 12:14 PM (L3qPK)

17 Smallholder, I figure as long as I haven't slid into William Shatner's "The Transformed Man" territory I'm doing OK.

Posted by: ccwbass at November 19, 2004 12:50 PM (avnPS)

18 How about that all-time classic, Two Sides Of Leonard Nimoy? ("The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?" Grrroaaan!)

Posted by: annika-geek at November 19, 2004 01:06 PM (zAOEU)

19 Ahh - Nimoy! The Bad-Music-Appreciator's patron saint!

Posted by: ccwbass at November 19, 2004 03:43 PM (1w3km)

20 I like Russell, but I think he was better when he was younger. He seems to have lost a little something lately. And I have ALL of Tom Leher's music (In a boxed set, even!). Tom's humour was more than just political. Who else would have though to sing the periodic table of elements to the tune of 'I am the Model of a Modern Major General' (Gilbert and Sullivan, for those who don't know).

Posted by: Keith at November 19, 2004 09:13 PM (lRq/d)

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i got the strangest hate mail yesterday. From someone named Annika in the UK, who wants me to either kill myself or change my name. She was vague about her reasons. Here's the complete email thread (start at the bottom and read up):

annika! <coolconnector20@yahoo.com> wrote:

i am 27. You need to grow up.

annika 69<annika_69@yahoo.co.uk>* wrote:

At the grand old age of 26, I feel I am old enough to comment and I'm well aware of what I am saying. If your name was Sue, or Joanne, then thousands of people would share your name and the fact that you are tedious would not be an issue. The fact that the name annika is quite unique means that you fly the flag for a few certain individuals, I suggest you take a bath with your hair dryer in order to excape the monotomy that is your life! Either that or change your name to tracey and I will no longer find you offensive. Have a nice day hope to hear from you soon

Interesting Annika

annika! <coolconnector20@yahoo.com> wrote:
i think you are mean, and not very articulate. its funny that you say you read my journal at the same time as you say it is "borong." Why did you read it then? Not only do i think you are lying, i also think you are probably too young to really understand what you are saying. My advice to you is to please think before you insult people you don't know. There's already too much meanness on the internet, don't start out like that.

annika 69<annika_69@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
because I read your journal you tedious person!!!!!!!!!!!!

annika! <coolconnector20@yahoo.com> wrote:
Why did you leave such a mean comment? Why do you think i am "borong" when you don't even know me?

Reblogger Email Notification wrote:

Comment left by annika_69:

i am ashamed and saddened to share my name with someone as dull as you. stop writing poop and get a life. Annikas of the world rise up against this borong girl who shames our name!!!!

Update: My critic is pretty mild compared to the abuse Risawn got for her M203 picture, which is frickin' hilarious. (Risawn's sentiment, "I Am Not Sorry" is fully endorsed by this blog, btw.)

Via Desert Cat.
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* Not her actual address. i altered it out of politeness. But she did use the "69" in her real address. People who include "69" in their email address are a bit odd, don't you think?

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Physics Geek posted about the Great American Smoke Out, scheduled for November 18th. i'm definitely going to try it this year (again). It's only one day. i can do 24 hours. The date is soon enough to plan for, and far enough away that i can look forward to enjoying many many more cigarettes before the nightmare of withdrawal starts.

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Since nobody wants to interview me, i've decided to institute a new blog feature, where i conduct fascinating interviews over Yahoo! Instant Messenger with some of my favorite bloggers. This new feature will be filed under the rubric "annieconversations." Get it? annie - conversations. annika - nversations? Cute huh?

First up is my recent interview with Munuvian iconoclast Publicola, which i'll try to have up later today. Stay tuned.

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1 Well, this will be fun. In addition to my own interview, I think your interview with the late Angry Clam will be superb.

Posted by: Hugo at October 28, 2004 12:28 PM (VYMbn)

2 I'd love to see an interview with the Angry Clam. I miss him. Whenever I needed a healthy dose of visceral fury, I could always count on the Clam! But he's clerking for the Fourth Circuit now (apparently), so he might be hard to track down.

Posted by: Matt at October 28, 2004 01:16 PM (SIlfx)

3 "Since nobody wants to interview me" I think people got the impression that you didn't want interviewing from your "IM Dialogue" entry on August 15. I don't think anybody else wants to be punk'd like "expletivedeleted" was.

Posted by: reagan80 at October 28, 2004 01:51 PM (hlMFQ)

4 Haha, that was beautiful, wasn't it.

Posted by: annika at October 28, 2004 02:02 PM (zAOEU)

5 Indeed it was....

Posted by: reagan80 at October 28, 2004 02:29 PM (hlMFQ)

6 so many IM convos, so little time

Posted by: Scof at October 28, 2004 07:43 PM (9lWXc)

7 Ooooh, pick me, pick me! But not for the next 14 days. After the husband leaves

Posted by: Sarah at October 28, 2004 08:03 PM (/KC96)

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Sarah Bernhardt: actress, poet, playwright
Brian Boitano: athlete
Catherine Deneuve: beauty
Joan Fontaine: "Rebecca"
Annette Funicello: Mouseketeer
Jeff Goldblum: fly
Curly Howard: Comedian with a capital C
Alan Ladd, Jr.: mogul
Timothy Leary: shaman
Franz Liszt, virtuoso: maestro
Christopher Lloyd: time traveller, cab driver, klingon
Tony Pierce: celebrity blogger, and deservedly so
Tony Roberts: Woody Allen foil
Shaggy: Jamaican, reggae singer, USMC, Desert Storm veteran
N.C. Wyeth: artist, illustrator

All were born on this date.

Just my way of saying Happy Birthday, Tony!

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Things i've learned after not blogging for over a week:

• The electromagnetic pulse weapon is real.


• The EMP weapon is dangerous.


• It must not be allowed to fall into the wrong hands.

After not blogging for over a week, i was also surprised to find that:

• My head did not explode.


• The sun still came up in the morning.


• The Red Sox still found a way to blow it in the post-season.

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1 Very glad to see you are back!

Posted by: Daniel at October 19, 2004 09:32 PM (8U+JH)

2 Whaddya mean, blow it? They're tied 3-3 with the Yanks now. After that, I can almost forgive them for beating out my Angels in the first round. Almost.

Posted by: Xrlq at October 19, 2004 10:11 PM (6DLYC)

3 "The Red Sox still found a way to blow it in the post-season." Uh, not. Go Sox!!! :-)

Posted by: Dave J at October 19, 2004 10:14 PM (GEMsk)

4 ah yes, but i have a feeling the sun will come up a little brighter tomorrow because you're back. we missed you so much! i started to check a little too often. i didn't realize lack of annika would send me so quickly into withdrawal.

Posted by: candace at October 19, 2004 10:31 PM (1Fs2q)

5 ditto, ditto, ditto - Go Sox!!!

Posted by: d-rod at October 19, 2004 11:06 PM (2ky5M)

6 Yes, it's good to be back. i need to re-calibrate my subtlety meter though. Xrlq and Dave J: sorry, i was trying to be subtle, perhaps too subtle. You see, they didn't blow it, so the space-time continuum is, well, oh, never mind.

Posted by: annika at October 19, 2004 11:07 PM (CN0in)

7 It's nice to be missed...but nicer to come back. Hope you got some studying done in the blackout. We are looking for you to edit the Law Review.

Posted by: shelly s. at October 20, 2004 01:54 AM (s6c4t)

8 Hey, I would like to see the underdog win over the Yanks myself, but at least I have one consolation if the Sox lose.........Steinbrenner is pro-Bush.

Posted by: reagan80 at October 20, 2004 04:21 AM (hlMFQ)

9 Yay!

Posted by: ginger at October 20, 2004 04:37 AM (Otp/6)

10 Miss Annika, I'm very glad your back, as no one on the web gives me what you do: Gratuitous Sox talk

Posted by: Publicoa at October 20, 2004 05:40 AM (dZUTp)

11 I was starting to get worried - good to see you back!

Posted by: Lorie at October 20, 2004 06:32 AM (PPPwU)

12 I had to see what candy was ravin bout.

Posted by: Lisa at October 20, 2004 08:33 AM (6VDyk)

13 Oh, heavens to murgatroid, I missed ya.

Posted by: Hugo at October 20, 2004 09:52 AM (6T6+1)

14 SHEWWWWWWWW! We wuz worried about choo, Miz Annika! (I was beginning to think it was something I said/didn't say. Then I slapped myself because you know, even *I know I ain't THAT important. Anyway, where was I? Oh. DOLLY DON'T EVER GO AWAY AGAAAAAINNNN...

Posted by: Margi at October 20, 2004 10:16 AM (MAdsZ)

15 ahhhhhhhhhhhhnnika!

Posted by: gcotharn at October 20, 2004 12:04 PM (D2Obq)

16 Ah. Did you mean to insinuate that the Red Sox are so inept that failed even to fail?

Posted by: Xrlq at October 20, 2004 01:21 PM (3AgfD)

17 Don't jump to any conclusions... http://www.tfd.chalmers.se/~valeri/EMP.html

Posted by: CW at October 20, 2004 08:49 PM (LbgIn)

18 Nice to see you back, Annie! Old Skool and I were exchanging e-mails just today, speculating about what was going on. The leading theory was that after your "butt cleavage" post your super double-secret blogger identity had somehow been compromised at the law school, and you'd decided to pull the plug. Glad we were wrong.

Posted by: Matt at October 20, 2004 09:10 PM (eWM9Y)

19 Ha! my law school is so full of leftwingnuts, i would be very surprised if anyone would read my rightwingnut blog anyways.

Posted by: annika! at October 20, 2004 09:29 PM (FR+UV)

20 Annika! I missed you! I looked mornfully as often as I could. Now life is good again.

Posted by: Chuck at October 21, 2004 06:58 PM (qYJRO)

21 Believe it or not, one tires of looking at porn 24/7.

Posted by: Casca at October 21, 2004 07:46 PM (Y671w)

22 You're alive! You're alive! I sent out emails, Ted asked at Munuvia, and the two of use were about to send out search rats and rocket drones! In the event The Worst had happened, I would've kept Poetry Day alive, but I don't think you would've like it. Don't ever leave again.

Posted by: Victor at October 22, 2004 07:57 AM (L3qPK)

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RightViews.com is only a week old, and it looks like it may be a pretty good group blog. Here's an excerpt from OJ's first post, which echoes my own thoughts (while watching that a-hole Keith Olberman the other night).

Why no one in the media is holding these politicians accountable for inconsistencies and in some cases absolute contradictions is beyond me. Clearly the media is traditionally liberal but these extremes are bordering on misrepresentation. Turning a blind eye, the Media is misleading the public by not reporting the whole story and as a result, is knowingly censuring the truth as it relates to the forum. Someone needs to hold the Left responsible for what they are saying.

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Bill Whittle posted yet another gem.

Teaser:

[W]eÂ’ll look at what both men said, and through a very specific filter: not their Aggregate Presidentiality, or their respective Molar Charm Ratio. WeÂ’re going to look at what both men believe in respect to deterrence: whether their positions increase or decrease the likelihood of further attacks on the US.

. . .

And all of this rage and fury and spitting and tearing up of signs, all of these insults and spinmeisters and forgeries and all the rest, seem to come down to the fact that about half the country thinks you deter this sort of thing by being nice, while the other half thinks you deter this by being mean.

ItÂ’s really just that simple.

. . .

And although we can not run an experiment to look into the alternate futures to glean the best result, to determine the relative benefits of being nice or being mean – for those, ultimately, are the choices, believe it or not – we can at least look back to see which seems to have produced the best results in the laboratory of history.

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Tony gives us the good news and the bad news about changes at The Tonight Show.

Dawn debriefs us on her visit to Panama.

Congratulations to The Physics Geek family on their new little physics geeklette!

Jen resists the siren call of the waffle king.

Thomas Galvin picked last night's MNF winner, and a few others, too.

Moxie, Paul, and Kin are among the many bloggers making fun of Kerry's latest attempt to become (his words not mine) the second black president. And Ann Althouse provides a historical perspective on this issue.

It's Victor's birthday today! If he and Nic decide to go out for dinner, who do you think will be picking up the check?

i have to agree with Professor Hewitt on the great tie controversy. That thing is butt ugly. (scroll down to see it)

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No Poetry Today, but be sure to check out Poetry Thursday on Hugo's blog tomorrow.

Update: Victor the Rat has unilaterally decided to turn this into Joe Don Baker Haiku Day, which is such an absurd idea that i have to give it my hearty endorsement.

annika isn't celebrating Poetry Day today. In protest, I'm turning her comments into Joe Don Baker Haiku Day. Frequent annika commenter Scof has already submitted an excellent one that offers an insight into JDB that I hadn't realized before. I, of course, have submitted a couple and I'll do a couple more before the day is over.

Don't know who Joe Don Baker is? Click here.

Update: Deadline extended to 10:00 p.m. Thursday night.

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1 Boo! I'm going to turn this into "Joe Don Baker Haiku" day: Vegas: C-O-D Such a God-awful movie Straight to D-V-D

Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 08:51 AM (L3qPK)

2 Thanks. Way to put the pressure on, though... sheesh! H

Posted by: Hugo at September 22, 2004 09:25 AM (9ndHD)

3 Joe Don Baker is The poor man's Fred Thompson, both lawmen; don't take shit.

Posted by: Scof at September 22, 2004 09:37 AM (XCqS+)

4 In "Charley Varrick" Joe Don Baker is Molly! What's with the girl's name?

Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 10:09 AM (L3qPK)

5 Charley Varrick is one of my all time favorite 70's action flicks. In fact, i'd put it up there with Bullitt, Mr. Majestyk, and The Getaway. And i'm pleased to see i'm not the only one who noticed the resemblance between Joe Don Baker and Fred Thompson. For a long time i thought they were one and the same. My favorite Joe Don Baker line from Charley Varrick: "I didn't come all this way for the amusement of idiots."

Posted by: annika! at September 22, 2004 10:19 AM (zAOEU)

6 Quote: I didn't come all this way for the amuse- ment of idiots.

Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 10:59 AM (L3qPK)

7 NHL Ref'ree Koharski looks like Joe Don. He likes doughnuts, too.

Posted by: Victor at September 22, 2004 12:00 PM (L3qPK)

8 Large is joe don's head Which makes this all funny since I thought he was dead

Posted by: Scof at September 22, 2004 01:47 PM (XCqS+)

9 Remake Willard flick Joe Don Baker in the lead Victor's fantasy

Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:03 PM (ZjSa7)

10 Distracting Victor From fantasy football league Look! Joe Don Baker!

Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:12 PM (ZjSa7)

11 Dictionary page Joe Don Baker defined as Genius with a sneer

Posted by: Ted at September 22, 2004 05:17 PM (ZjSa7)

12 Baker, broad-shouldered: late-night tv heroics, stuff of my childhood...

Posted by: Hugo at September 22, 2004 05:33 PM (3Hy+w)

13 Joe Don walked tall When Dwayne Jonhson wore diapers. Johnson is his bitch. Joe Don, sixty-eight, Lion in winter. Still not One to trifle with. Joe Don, hero of MS3K for Mitchell. At his worst, still fun. I can't seem to get away from that "Joe Don" opening!

Posted by: Matt at September 22, 2004 08:06 PM (eWM9Y)

14 orphaned and feral Joe Don Baker stopped drooling only yesterday but nobody knows: Joe Don made a porno flick it's called "Talking Balls" Annika's secret she's got a Joe Don tattoo on her inner thigh Joe Don Baker's ass known throughout all Hollywood as The Butt Unplugged ask Joe Don nicely give him lots of cash and he'll gladly spoo your tits I once saw Joe Don tear a wolf in two using only his nipples Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at September 22, 2004 08:14 PM (7rEaY)

15 Joe Don Baker is Gary Cooper in High Noon for the Nascar set. Joe Don Baker ain't no faker like Sly Stallone, who is five eight, maybe. Groesbeck, Texas sits sleepily west of Waco, until the bar fight. Like Joe Don Baker, I'll need Double X Large size from Annika's stash!

Posted by: gcotharn at September 22, 2004 11:04 PM (ubeXj)

16 Kevin/gcotharn, Strong. Fuckin' strong.

Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 03:40 AM (eWM9Y)

17 Gary Cooper is Gary Cooper in High Noon For the NASCAR set. Joe Don is the king Of redneck cops and puffy, Drunk anti-heroes. Just a guess: Joe Don Has polished off many a Bottle of Dickel. I really like the Gary Cooper comparison though, gcotharn. I tried to do something similar and failed.

Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 04:19 AM (eWM9Y)

18 Matt, I didn't know you knew about Porkapalooza! Or did you just get lucky on a Google search? You can't talk about Mitchell without mentioning The Blair Mitch Project Mitchell! A cop with A gun, a drink, and no friends. Well, there's that hooker. Appeared in Mitchell: Carole Estes, Vick' Peters. Never worked again. An actor, Rob Narke, worked in other movies but only with Joe Don.

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 05:09 AM (L3qPK)

19 Talk about Wacko! Andrew "Dice" Clay's first movie! Another stinker. Wacko shows pics of Joe Don Baker in a dress! Please take me now, Lord.

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 05:15 AM (L3qPK)

20 Victor, You, sir, are a god. And you pull it off without alluding to secretory functions or vaguely autoerotic discussions of Annie's inner thigh. (Not that there's anything wrong, per se, with either of those things.) I tip my hat to you. And I just got lucky on Porkapalooza.

Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 07:10 AM (SIlfx)

21 Joe Don Baker: the Brian Dennehy of 'necks. First Blood needed him. I am not the first To notice the resemblance. See TV's Hard Stick.

Posted by: Matt at September 23, 2004 07:54 AM (SIlfx)

22 Now Matt, you open up a whole new can of worms about the resemblance between Brian Dennehy and the late Brian Keith

Posted by: annika at September 23, 2004 09:08 AM (zAOEU)

23 Ring of Steel! Joe Don wants you to face your dest'ny! At least it has boobs.

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 09:34 AM (L3qPK)

24 Matt, thank you for the comments. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a huuuge JDB fan. I'm actually holding back a bit, if only because I'm at work.

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 09:47 AM (L3qPK)

25 The haiku is done Where is Annika now that We need her wit now?

Posted by: shelly s. at September 23, 2004 11:03 AM (s6c4t)

26 Shelly? Is that you? Is that the same long-lost little lamb from the JDB Discussion list?

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 11:07 AM (L3qPK)

27 I don't know what's more disturbing; the fact that someone from the JDB discussion list found their way here just because of the JDB haiku, or the fact that a JDB discussion list even exists.

Posted by: Ted at September 23, 2004 11:42 AM (blNMI)

28 Instead of working, I'm checking to see if I scored Annika graft! Sadly, XXL costs too much to be conferred by a law student! Matt- Thanks for the compliment! You have a point: Gary Cooper is Gary Cooper for people like me: gcotharn: Bubba watching High Noon late at night and tapping keyboard. But sometimes Gary Cooper is only a rumor: Some Bubbas are not awake to watch High Noon on TCM Late Night. Some Bubbas do not visit Black and White Classics at the Blockbuster. To the contest! Isn't it sad when Joe Don and Fred Thom are more real than: Kerry, John? I can pay bills if I go back to work now. Its what Joe Don would do.

Posted by: gcotharn at September 23, 2004 11:50 AM (Pbs6a)

29 It's been asked before: W.W.J. D.B.D., really?

Posted by: Victor at September 23, 2004 12:28 PM (L3qPK)

30 Great shades of Elvis, Rocking the gates of Graceland. Who is this Joe Don Baker?

Posted by: GEBIV at September 23, 2004 03:26 PM (BQDCT)

31 I don't know Joe Don. Don't really give a rat's ass. Wrote a haiku, though!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 23, 2004 07:53 PM (APIH8)

32 Time's up.

Posted by: annika! at September 23, 2004 10:02 PM (vf7R8)

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All chicks who support our president are invited by The Irish Lass to join "Chicks For Bush."

(insert Whoopy Goldberg type joke here)

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