I didn't even get a puppet show for my grad party. wtf?
Oh, you'll note too that Moxie smokes my brand.
And that Ann Coulter's tits are bigger than I had realized.
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It's well known that the blond one is all tits, teeth, legs, and wit.
Posted by: Casca at June 19, 2006 08:41 PM (2gORp)
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Dont worry baby ur both pretty fair...
Posted by: Patrick at June 19, 2006 09:03 PM (DtkPs)
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Me, them (presumably very drunk, of course), and a bottle of warm mineral oil . . .
Wait, that'd be wrong. Never mind.
Posted by: Matt at June 19, 2006 09:16 PM (yNS7X)
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This is lesbian action... Moxie has her hand on Ann Coulter's ass. WHO KNOWS where Moxie's hand went after the camera was removed from the scene...
Posted by: gcotharn at June 19, 2006 09:31 PM (YiXap)
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Shit Matt, that's one half of your typical Saturday night isn't it? You and a bottle of warm mineral oil? I'm an essential oils guy myself, that and astroglide.
Posted by: Casca at June 19, 2006 09:59 PM (2gORp)
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Mox is obviously the hotter of the two.
Posted by: d-rod at June 19, 2006 11:31 PM (a6MH0)
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Casca,
Yeah, it is. But it's the
other half that would make this worthwhile.
If it weren't wrong. ;-)
Posted by: Matt at June 20, 2006 04:07 AM (kHDzv)
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I find it amusing that some conservative female bloggers like to flaunt a floozy blonde lifestyle (including smoking and raunchy talk) while admonishing others about their principles. I'm familiar with Ann Coulter and her new 'I am a Goddess' book, though Moxie was new to me (until the last 30 minutes).
It's hard to determine the values they are trying to get across; rather, it seems they enjoy the $exually charged attention they can elicit while drilling right-wing palaver into males temporarily disabled by hormone storms.
Interestingly enough, the pair were smoking and casting butts into the lawn of a lung-cancer survivor. With all of these apparent contradictions and mixed signals, it gives me the feeling I'm listening to the emperor doublespeak in his new clothes in Looking Glass Land. Which is exactly the effect they are trying to achieve...
Posted by: will at June 20, 2006 05:40 AM (GzvlQ)
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I find it amusing that the social retard can always be observed lingering where he is unwanted.
Posted by: Casca at June 20, 2006 06:08 AM (rEC2k)
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How many google hits are you hoping to get for "Ann Coulter's tits"?
I'm betting it'll be significant. Hell, I'm still getting daily hits for "Jennifer Wilbanks' breasts".
Posted by: Robbie at June 20, 2006 06:51 AM (foLp3)
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lol, i never thought of that Robbie. i just checked and there don't seem to be any google hits for that yet. but i did see that someone found me based on a search for "sexual scissor squeeze" hmmm!
Posted by: annika at June 20, 2006 06:58 AM (fxTDF)
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One good thing about taking some time out today was this overdue discovery of
The Moderate Voice. It's so refreshing to see events and policy discussed without elevated levels of bias. I could even envision Annika's Journal listed in the right hand column, or who knows which category over time...
Posted by: will at June 20, 2006 08:31 AM (GzvlQ)
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Oh my God, Will, they s-m-o-k-e!!!! And they use occassional profanity? Well, then, I guess it is obvious that they have no business proferring opinions. And I guess it also disqualifies some of the great minds who have ever put pen to paper. Geez.....lighten up, dude. I suggest having a cocktail, lighting one up, and cussing repeatedly. Go ahead....try it. Feels good, doesn't it?
Posted by: blu at June 20, 2006 08:39 AM (j8oa6)
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Annika, when are you going to throw a similar party for your readers?
Posted by: Jake at June 20, 2006 09:01 AM (r/5D/)
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Will, it's a good thing Moxie doesn't read Annika's blog. There is a slight chance she'd be hurt by your callous comments.
That said, I wasn't flinging butts in her lawn. Mine went into the lefties' drinks. Ann quit smoking. Get your facts straight before opening your gaping maw.
Posted by: Moxie at June 20, 2006 09:38 AM (tUFhb)
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Blu spoke thusly: >Well, then, I guess it is obvious that they have no business proferring opinions.
Anyone can proffer an opinion. I was merely pointing out the discontinuity between the attitudes and behaviour of some of the referenced right wing icons and the stances on family values, the sanctity of life, etc. It seems there are no absolute moral positions afterall. Or at least no clear definition of family values and sanctity of life. And that sometimes even bothers my conservative Christian wife.
> And I guess it also disqualifies some of the great minds who have ever put pen to paper.
That depends on who you are referring to. Prior to the Surgeon General's warning about tobacco smoke and cancer, people had little reason to worry about lighting up, for themselves or those nearby. And the great minds we would agree on would not be those who incessantly and ruthlessly castigate others who belief differently from themselves in unjustifiably demeaning and debasing terms.
> Geez.....lighten up, dude. I suggest having a cocktail, lighting one up, and cussing repeatedly. Go ahead....try it. Feels good, doesn't it?
I am a former smoker, so will politely decline your offer of a smoke. A cocktail or two in moderation has been shown to be beneficial to body and mind, so that suggestion I will acquiesce. Your encouragement to cuss repeatedly doesn't motivate me, because I believe that cussing simply shows that one has trouble propounding their thoughts without a crutch or cheap emphasis. In terms of simply doing 'what feels good', isn't that the kind of hedonism that the right foments against? Or is it just the religious right, not the libertarians and others focused on wealth accumulation?
Always good to exchange viewpoints with you, Blu.
Posted by: will at June 20, 2006 09:58 AM (GzvlQ)
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Moxie wrote:
> Will, it's a good thing Moxie doesn't read Annika's blog. There is a slight chance she'd be hurt by your callous comments.
Pot -> kettle -> black
After reading your site, let's just say I'll assume you're being a tad mordant.
> That said, I wasn't flinging butts in her lawn. Mine went into the lefties' drinks. Ann quit smoking. Get your facts straight...
You'll have to argue with Cathy herself, who wrote this directly following her mention of the two of you on her website: "The cigarette butts left in the garden by skinny blonde smokers delighted Linda."
>...before opening your gaping maw.
You've neither seen me or any visual representation of me, so this is the second indication you are the one who needs to get their facts straight.
Posted by: will at June 20, 2006 10:14 AM (GzvlQ)
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"Prior to the Surgeon General's warning about tobacco smoke and cancer, people had little reason to worry about lighting up, for themselves or those nearby."
C'mon, Will, you don't really belive that do you? Folks have known that smoking kills for a very, very long time. Henry James called cigarettes "coffin nails" long before the Surgeon General insisted on warnings (and long before the new Left-wing Puritans decided that smoking was a crime against humanity.) Full disclosure: I've never even tried a cigarette. I just can't stand everybody getting all worked about it and acting like people who smoke are just barely human.
I understood your larger point about hypocrisy, I just don't think you picked very good targets. Smoking and cursing, in my opinion, don't disqualify a person from articulating conservative beliefs. The truth is I've never seen or read Ann using profanity. Moxie and Annika use profanity, true, but it is usually not gratuitous - it's usually used for humor or to illustrate a point about which they feel strongly.
Posted by: blu at June 20, 2006 11:23 AM (j8oa6)
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Well, this is a little embarrassing. It reminds me of that time in fifth grade when Lisa overheard me telling my buddy Nate about the crush I had on her. Except this time is, you know,
dirtier.
Posted by: Matt at June 20, 2006 11:51 AM (10G2T)
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Sanctity of life? Family values? Where do you see their hypocrisy exactly, Will? Because they smoke and tell dirty jokes?
Smoking doesn't harm anyone else besides the smoker. It could be argued that abortion involuntarily destroys another human life. Smoking has more in common with eating an artery-clogging diet than with getting an abortion or any of the other sanctity of life issues. BTW, Moxie is also against the death penalty and euthanasia.
Writing or saying raunchy things doesn't make them skanks either.
"....it seems they enjoy the $exually charged attention they can elicit while drilling right-wing palaver into males temporarily disabled by hormone storms."
Your description apples more to the likes of Raymi the Minx than it does to Moxie or Coulter.
Despite reader requests, Moxie hasn't personally posted any new pics of herself for the past couple years. In other words, she hasn't used her looks to whore herself in order to gain more readers.
"....not the libertarians and others focused on wealth accumulation?"
You aren't trying accumulate wealth, Will? You don't have a private pension plan in the works?
Posted by: reagan80 at June 20, 2006 11:59 AM (GZOxe)
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> Smoking doesn't harm anyone else besides the smoker.
At least you admit that. The Surgeon General has also declared that second-hand smoke harmful to those near the smoker.
> Moxie is also against the death penalty and euthanasia.
I'm glad to see that she takes an independent stance on some items.
> Your description apples more to the likes of Raymi the Minx than it does to Moxie or Coulter.
I don't read Raymi's site, I stand by what I said.
>You aren't trying accumulate wealth, Will? You don't have a private pension plan in the works?
I'm not
focused on wealth accumulation, as it goes against my religious principles. I am happy with my simple family life. YMMV
Posted by: will at June 20, 2006 12:26 PM (GzvlQ)
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"The Surgeon General has also declared that second-hand smoke harmful to those near the smoker."
True, but they were outdoors when that pic was taken. The effect of second-hand smoke is negligible outside, and I doubt she's a chain smoker.
"I'm glad to see that she takes an independent stance on some items."
Really? Did you know that she's an atheist as well? I don't think she has any problem with homosexuals either.
Before I mentioned it, I bet you thought that she's part of the stereotypical "religious Right", am I right? Be honest here.
.................................................
My Goof:"Your description apples"
Correction: That should've been *applies*.
Posted by: reagan80 at June 20, 2006 01:12 PM (GZOxe)
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"Libertarians and others focused on wealth accumulation." Yeah, that's a uniquely "right-wing" phenomenon. That must be why Hollywood, New York City and Boston are populated by so many starving liberals. Quick, somebody tell the Kennedys they're poor!
Posted by: Matt at June 20, 2006 01:16 PM (10G2T)
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"A cocktail or two in moderation has been shown to be beneficial to body and mind, so that suggestion I will acquiesce"
Hey Thurston, can you please join Lovey below so we can get this 3-hour tour started?
Posted by: alppuccino at June 20, 2006 06:59 PM (ACq/K)
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Hey alpp, warn me next time you come up with a comment like that so i can put my drink down first. That was classic!
Posted by: annika at June 20, 2006 08:28 PM (fxTDF)
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> Did you know that she's an atheist as well?
That's very interesting. Republicans have used religion as a club to beat on others who are not evangelical Christians. Even "one nation under God" has been a rallying point for the GOP. And to top it off, she's standing next to Ann Coulter, who just released a book condemning people who she claims are "Godless".
> I don't think she has any problem with homosexuals either.
Yet another hysterical rallying cry of the GOP and AC. Perhaps that's why Annika said, "Holy Stratosphere" when she saw a picture with the two of them chummy chummy.
Oh, and Lovey dear, I'm on my way. Just checking the itinerary...
Posted by: will at June 21, 2006 03:43 AM (h7Ciu)
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Hey Will, great site you have here! (do you have ANYthing else to do?)
That picture is going to be great ammo for my next few warm-mineral-oil nights in the Green Zone. Seriously, what's hotter than a pack of Marlboro's, a bottle of Corona and that little pink top! Coulter kinda looks like a blond Howard Stern with those shade tho.
Posted by: BaghdadSOG at June 21, 2006 06:39 AM (B+qrE)
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Hey Will, great site you have here! (do you have ANYthing else to do?)
That picture is going to be great ammo for my next few warm-mineral-oil nights in the Green Zone. Seriously, what's hotter than a pack of Marlboro's, a bottle of Corona and that little pink top! Coulter kinda looks like a blond Howard Stern with those shades tho.
Posted by: BaghdadSOG at June 21, 2006 06:40 AM (B+qrE)
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I think this is the silliest thread I have ever read on this site.
Ann is a flaming liberal playing a terrible joke on the right. She thinks socialized medicine inevitable, free markets are a sick joke, Jimmy Carter was competent, RR asleep at the wheel, and W a horseÂ’s ass. Every year she comes out with a stranger and more provocative book in a vain attempt to find a limit to the R's credulity and gullibility. If she were who she says she is we are all in trouble. And she is getting rich on this puerile palaver she calls a political philosophy and the joke is getting thin. Now, I happen to agree that the WTC wives are really tiresome and should get out of the way. Their loved ones were in the wrong place at the wrong time; not heroes, just poor schmucks but if she says it nicely nobody buys the book. So she plays the animal card. (What kind of an animal says a thing like that? )
She is Ali G in tighter clothes. (Check it out, was those people jumping ‘cause the ‘vators was not running or was dey filming a music vid?) She has capitalized on her height, tits, blondness, masculine manner and strident deep voice, her not pretty but not ugly face that you keep looking at it trying in vain to find the attractive angle that you thought was there a minute ago and her willingness to spew crap a dog wouldn't piss on to a acolytes that have so much anger coupled with party loyalty that they can't see or think straight. They would follow her into an oven and strike a match if she told them the fumes from their burning bodies would pass the death tax repeal, put the Ten Commandments on the wall of the library and keep liberals from breathing. The fact the Bill Maher, who I don't think she is blowing on a regular basis, claims her as a friend and defends her "honor" to guests like the Belz, who correctly refer to her as “that lying sack of shit” which she undeniably is, should tell you something about who she really is.
If anyone has a better explanation for Ann and her existence I'd like to hear it.
Moxie, OTOH, is just plain folks. She is sincere and trying hard to be another Ann but with real humor, far better looks and some genuine feminine charm. Unfortunately, as an atheist, (which gets me hot) she is an enigma who will always be playing in the minor leagues with hosts like Dennis Miller. DonÂ’t get me wrong, I like Moxie plenty. She can be nice, crack wise, be genuinely hurt by callus remarks, has self respect and a holds herself in high esteem; all good things. She would make a far better Ann than Ann but the crazy Right that wants to suck AnnÂ’s toes hoping to taste a recently squashed Liberal, will not take to Moxie. She wonÂ’t make them feel bad enough about themselves for liking her because she ainÂ’t so bad. ItÂ’s a shame, IÂ’m sure she could use the cash.
Posted by: strawman at June 23, 2006 05:18 PM (G2Zzw)
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"Republicans use religion as a club to beat on others." As opposed to liberal Democrats, who use the Cult of the State as a club to beat on others. (Actually, they don't use the Cult of the State; they use the State itself. But I like the symmetry.)
Posted by: Bilwick at June 27, 2006 10:27 AM (AktpP)
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