Oh my, how could i have missed Kevin's latest haiku offering, on the Star Wars meme. An excerpt:

Princess Leia knows
she can never tell poor Han
that she blew Chewie

While you're at it, check out my lastest attempt to augment my referrals.

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See what depths my lack of blogging inspiration has driven me to?

It's pathetic, really.

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1 You're LUCKY then.

Posted by: Casca at January 18, 2005 08:29 PM (cdv3B)

2 Uh... maybe you need to get away from Sacramento for a bit.

Posted by: d-rod at January 18, 2005 08:56 PM (RXLBx)

3 The best fortune I ever received was: "You are a nice guy who will make lots of money" Half of it became true.

Posted by: jake at January 18, 2005 11:35 PM (6BwFR)

4 I'm really taking to the fortune cookie blogging!

Posted by: Paul at January 19, 2005 04:57 AM (vbP6L)

5 You could always talk about your favorite JDB movie. "Charlie Varrick," if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Victor at January 19, 2005 06:49 AM (L3qPK)

6 Maybe the pic at this post at Lawren's site will inspire something? http://lawrenkmills.mu.nu/archives/063700.php

Posted by: JohnL at January 19, 2005 09:27 AM (YVul2)

7 These remind of those stupid Confuscious jokes that we'd tell in elementary school: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls can't walk."

Posted by: Micah at January 19, 2005 10:12 AM (v/oTo)

8 LMAO!! you're crackin' me up with these things. i say, keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Amy Bo Bamy at January 19, 2005 10:50 AM (RpVKX)

9 these need to be consolidated into one fabulous post.

Posted by: candy girl at January 19, 2005 11:18 AM (Gj0AN)

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Interesting thought...

Sounds like fun, though.

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Wisdom for the munchies:

Okay, good one to keep in mind.

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i guess i should be happy that they're reading me in Peking, but still...

How rude.

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An oldie but a goodie:

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i do have some good news...

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Heyo yeh!

A Snoop Dogg fan at the Peking Noodle Company?

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Somebody stop me...

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So i got that goin' for me...

...which is nice.

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You've probably already heard the rumor that it was Angelina, not Brittany, who allegedly played a role in the first big breakup of 2005.

Sultry Angelina Jolie 'got under' Brad Pitt's skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that 'bothered' Jennifer Aniston, pals say.

. . .

'They did not sleep with each other,' but Pitt 'was obviously taken by Angelina.'

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'He changed,' the source told the mag. 'It might have been slight, but it's noticeable. And Jennifer knew it.'

But Pitt's pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the 'Ocean's Twelve' star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his 'Friends' wife of 4-1/2 years.

Seriously, i don't really give a shit why they broke up and i couldn't care less who they're fucking. But i can't pass up the opportunity to work on my photoshopping skills.

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Brad and Jen have finally split.

i called it months ago. Didn't i call it?

Hollywood's dream couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, are breaking up after just 4-1/2 years of marriage.

The hunky star of 'Troy' and the most popular of television's 'Friends' now say they'll remain - you guessed it -'friends.'

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'We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,' they said in a joint statement issued to People Magazine.

'For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media.["]

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