February 05, 2005
And The Winner Is The Award Goes To
i'm going through the fifty haiku submitted in the 
haiku contest, and they're all so good, i'm having trouble selecting a winner. i'm considering scrapping my own secretive and arbitrary criteria and substituting the method used by my property professor when he graded last semester's final exams. That is, so far as i can guess, to find a tall stairway, go to the top, throw all the submissions down the stairs and judge them according to where they land.
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haiku contest, and they're all so good, i'm having trouble selecting a winner. i'm considering scrapping my own secretive and arbitrary criteria and substituting the method used by my property professor when he graded last semester's final exams. That is, so far as i can guess, to find a tall stairway, go to the top, throw all the submissions down the stairs and judge them according to where they land.
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Maybe I'm violating some sort of code of conduct here, but this haiku by Tom is the one that made me laugh:
My wife saw you play
you spit on her with fake blood
I hope it was fake
That final line implies so much, from the possibility of a husband's belated revenge to the fear that one's spouse might be harboring bloodborne pathogens.
Tom should make it past the first cut. Just sayin'.
In honor of your current pic:
Yahoo avatar
waving its flag ceaselessly
woman clutching ball
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 05, 2005 01:07 PM (5GgXN)
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how about this one:
carpal tunnel ouch
or is it tennis elbow
must stop waving flag
Posted by: annika at February 05, 2005 01:14 PM (lS0zt)
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Haiku entries in;
time to announce a winner!
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Isn't that a squirrel...?
Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 05, 2005 01:50 PM (XALxW)
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Um, you know your own were the most deserving, so go ahead and reward yourself at once.
How did you do on the property exam, anyhoo?
Posted by: Hugo at February 05, 2005 06:08 PM (Av2+p)
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