January 28, 2005
i Guess He Forgot To Put Jesus First...
Looks like
Leroy Wells may have to wait a while before he can become "the next
William Hung."
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Maybe they should have incarcerated him for aggravated singing, or use of a deadly voice.
Posted by: Mark at January 28, 2005 07:17 PM (Vg0tt)
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Can ya give the brutha some luv????
I'm not offput that he capped someone in the ass. It does offend me that the other fellow probably didn't have the opportunity to return fire, AND that he's murdered the English language.
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January 12, 2005
More Fun With Brad And Jen
You've probably already heard
the rumor that it was Angelina, not Brittany, who allegedly played a role in the first big breakup of 2005.
Sultry Angelina Jolie 'got under' Brad Pitt's skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that 'bothered' Jennifer Aniston, pals say.
. . .
'They did not sleep with each other,' but Pitt 'was obviously taken by Angelina.'
. . .
'He changed,' the source told the mag. 'It might have been slight, but it's noticeable. And Jennifer knew it.'
But Pitt's pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the 'Ocean's Twelve' star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his 'Friends' wife of 4-1/2 years.
Well, i don't know if anyone should believe those denials. Not with the exclusive evidence i just uncovered. i mean, she's obviously pissed about something.
Seriously, i don't really give a shit why they broke up and i couldn't care less who they're fucking. But i can't pass up the opportunity to work on my photoshopping skills.
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You'll have to teach me how you do that funky speech balloon stuff.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at January 13, 2005 08:59 AM (4uHYC)
Posted by: Casca at January 13, 2005 01:09 PM (GYhBA)
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Sex in Kalifornika
Annika did panika
They smoked their marijuanika
and had their erotica
and then their orgasmica
On that beach with Tom Cruzika
and maybe even Veronica
Drinking gin and tonica
Posted by: d-rod at January 13, 2005 03:56 PM (CSRmO)
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d, that is fucking funny.
Posted by: Casca at January 13, 2005 04:18 PM (cdv3B)
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D-Rod, that's hilarious.
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January 08, 2005
America's Sweetheart Couple Is Kaput
Brad and Jen
have finally split.
i called it months ago. Didn't i call it?
Hollywood's dream couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, are breaking up after just 4-1/2 years of marriage.
The hunky star of 'Troy' and the most popular of television's 'Friends' now say they'll remain - you guessed it -'friends.'
. . .
'We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,' they said in a joint statement issued to People Magazine.
'For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media.["]
My own speculation was centered on
a possible Pitt-Spears merger. Of course that was before the Spears-Federline merger, but maybe now that Brad is free, we'll see cracks developing in that "storybook" marriage next.
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You don't mention the possibility of a Spears-Aniston merger. Britney DID kiss Madonna, after all...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at January 08, 2005 10:14 PM (QcVcB)
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all i can say is goodness...
Posted by: maizzy at January 08, 2005 11:07 PM (NgODS)
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I thought that those two kids would be in it for the long haul. Well, not really - but they did last longer than most Hollywood marriages.
Posted by: Micah at January 09, 2005 10:10 AM (v/oTo)
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I am speculating on the possible Annika-Brad merger.
Posted by: Jake at January 09, 2005 11:22 AM (r/5D/)
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Will Brad Pitt replace grilled cheese and tomato soup as Annika's ultimate comfort food?
The world waits with bated breasts, but I think Annika will quickly discover that Pitt's sweaty nut sac doesn't taste anywhere
near as good as grilled cheese.
(Then again, if I had to choose between my favorite sandwich and a chance to lick perspriation off Jennifer Aniston's mighty cleavage, I might have to forgo the sandwich.)
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at January 09, 2005 12:34 PM (4uHYC)
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And DAMN if I didn't misspell "perspiration." My three buttocks tremble in humiliation.
Shit.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at January 09, 2005 12:36 PM (4uHYC)
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Rumor has it she's barren!
Posted by: Scof at January 09, 2005 04:57 PM (9lWXc)
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Seems Angelina Jolie took time out from her busy schedule of give the Palestinians talking points to talk dirty with the Bradster, with Jen on the other line eavesdropping. And that put Brad-o in the dog house.
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January 07, 2005
People Don't Like Her
My hits have more than tripled from people googling for information about Ashley Simpson getting booed at the Orange Bowl. People really don't like her. Of course, her career will go on; the powers that be will continue to force her product on an unwilling public. Just like the WNBA.
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Digs at Ashlee Simpson AND the WNBA in the same post? You get double points for that.
Posted by: Micah at January 07, 2005 08:38 AM (v/oTo)
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She makes me want to scream.
Posted by: Scof at January 07, 2005 08:53 AM (oqUpG)
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HA! I commented about that too! And let's not forget her belching powers! Another case of someone riding the coattails of their famous family members although they should never have been allowed within 100 miles of a recording studio.
Posted by: Serenity at January 07, 2005 10:15 AM (qoFsi)
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Hey, don't dis the WNBA! I happen to like WNBA ball, and in Washington, people actually go to the games!
Posted by: Victor at January 07, 2005 10:35 AM (L3qPK)
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Hey, I was there, booing both Ashley and OU.
Good thing the Trojans upheld the dignity of the Pac 10...UCLA and Cal were nothing to write home about.
Posted by: shelly at January 07, 2005 02:03 PM (fLlQ8)
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Yes Victor, they're called lesbians.
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January 04, 2005
They're Lonely And They're Spectacular
This one belongs in The "Huh" Files.
Teri Hatcher has revealed she hasn't had sex in four years.
The beautiful actress, famous for her role as Lois Lane in '90s hit TV series 'The New Adventures of Superman', has confessed she hasn't had any fun between the sheets since splitting from actor husband Jon Tenney in 2000.
The star, who also plays a frustrated single mum in the acclaimed US series 'Desperate Housewives' told Britain's The Sun newspaper: 'There just isn't any space for it.
'I don't have a boyfriend because I don't go out on dates.
But it's okay - I'm not sad because of it.'
Four years? Dang.
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I was married to a sexual camel. It's no fucking fun! Now you know why he left.
Posted by: Casca at January 04, 2005 05:12 PM (cdv3B)
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I don't buy it. But if it's true - Teri, call me!
Posted by: Micah at January 04, 2005 05:58 PM (v/oTo)
Posted by: annika at January 04, 2005 09:10 PM (1k2LW)
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You're the one who's drunk.
Oh, OK, guess it shoulda been a new paragraph. Feel free to read the pronoun differently.
Fuck, anyone who's been married for a decade knows what life without sex is like. That's why you need to do as Jimmy Buffet says in "Love and Luck", and "Find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor".
Heh, I'm drunk now too.
Posted by: Casca at January 04, 2005 09:48 PM (cdv3B)
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Maybe that's why she is taking stripping lessons.
Posted by: ginger at January 05, 2005 04:33 PM (yu+32)
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I'd just like to help her out with that..
Posted by: JD at February 20, 2005 03:31 PM (J+Gcr)
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This is just another Britney-Spears-discuss-my-sexuality-for-free-publicity tactic.
Posted by: Mark at June 13, 2005 12:46 PM (Vg0tt)
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January 03, 2005
Scouring The Globe...
To bring you the most important news of the day.
This just in...
Ashley Simpson can burp the alphabet.
No word yet on whether she's lip-synching that too.
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Posted by: spydrz at January 03, 2005 03:04 PM (OJ9pA)
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How did I KNOW that?
Anybody seen my aluminum baseball bat?
Posted by: Casca at January 03, 2005 03:13 PM (cdv3B)
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No offense Annika, and I'm sure you'll take this in the spirit in which it is said:
Who.Gives.A.Shit
On the other hand, her burping abilities would have been way more entertaining than her lame singing attempt.
It's a hot air thing, wouldn't you agree?
Posted by: joe at January 03, 2005 06:35 PM (aO4j5)
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This young lady has so many talents. With each new revelation my attraction increases.
Posted by: Jonathan at January 03, 2005 07:25 PM (iIEgQ)
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The article proves that she KNOWS the alphabet...well, at least to the letter S.
Hmm...burping, acid reflux disease...Ashlee's innards are getting almost as much press space as Britney's feet...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at January 03, 2005 09:16 PM (k9zwi)
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it doesn't surprise me. you have to admit, the girl is pretty damn normal. least circus freak-ish of all those teen stars.
Posted by: candy girl at January 03, 2005 10:05 PM (Aak2E)
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If she's "burp-synching", there's no proof that she actually knows the alphabet.
Posted by: gcotharn at January 03, 2005 11:46 PM (+7VNs)
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She's got a talent on par with the little kid in "Billy Madison."
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