May 04, 2007

Annika's Journal Farewell Tour: Part VII, The Curse Of Annika's Journal

December 9, 2004: I post a poem I wrote about Jerry Orbach.

December 28, 2004: Jerry Orbach dies.

Coincidence? You tell me.

March 4, 2006: I post a review of Butterflies Are Free, starring Edward Albert.

September 22, 2006: Edward Albert dies.

Coincidence? Who knows?

November 18, 2005: I call Steve Irwin a goofball in a post about turtles.

September 4, 2006: Steve Irwin is killed by a stingray, which is a distant relative of the turtle.

Coincidence? Is this starting to freak you out?

September 27, 2006: I write a post about Screech from Saved By The Bell.

November 15, 2006: Slater from Saved By The Bell is eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

Coincidence? Maybe. But maybe it's not. Did you ever think about that?

Posted by: annika at 08:21 PM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1 I must confess. I have never thought about it, and most likely never will again.

Posted by: Casca at May 04, 2007 09:03 PM (2gORp)

2 A stingray is a "distant relative" of the turtle? Yikes, but yer stretchin' there. More spookier though: On April 26, 2007 you posted about "weather futures". The next day it rained like a bitch. Dammit, Annika! You and your @#$% blog! I'm really gonna miss you. **sniffle**

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 04, 2007 10:15 PM (d7H4x)

3 You know, Annika, with Screech it got a WHOLE lot worse than anything having to do with Slater. How could you forget the release of "Saved by the Smell" on November 16? That's officially a two-fer for poor Dustin. You've got SPOOKY powers! Gonna miss your blog, Annika! If you do last one "Wednesday Is Poetry Day," here's one you might enjoy: Here I sit, broken-hearted; Tried to fart, but only parted My new pants from all the strain. The moral is: All strain, no gain. Do I gots the skillz to pay the billz, or what?

Posted by: Cameron at May 05, 2007 03:43 AM (3DWOF)

4 With posts like Cameron's, maybe you do need a break...

Posted by: shelly at May 05, 2007 04:09 AM (A5s0y)

5 Dammit Shelly, you're in between me and the target. Get down before I Dick Cheney your ass. Cameron, survey says......NO!

Posted by: Casca at May 05, 2007 08:40 AM (2gORp)

6 So, I'm thinking, how much would you charge us to write about Strawman, Annika? I think we can get up a pretty good kitty here.

Posted by: shelly at May 05, 2007 09:51 AM (h/YdH)

7 More Screech here.

Posted by: annika at May 05, 2007 10:34 AM (WfR6S)

8 Okay, okay. I apologize for the last poem. Here are some moderately better, definitely cleaner, poems. Well, the first four, anyway. Feel free to ignore the fifth since, um, you've already seen it.

Posted by: ccwbass at May 05, 2007 11:34 AM (8Yfhv)

9 That link brought up a Paris Hilton vid first, but I found the Screech-ness. It looks like he is due for a "blanket party". Gratuitous Visual Example Here

Posted by: reagan80 at May 05, 2007 11:42 AM (gyiuI)

10 D'oh! I'm a jackass. I didn't know that you had already seen the post, Annika.

Posted by: ccwbass at May 05, 2007 11:51 AM (8Yfhv)

11 Well Bass, at least you're in good company.

Posted by: Casca at May 05, 2007 02:27 PM (2gORp)

12 One of my friends, who teaches high school English, recently e-mailed, "Reaching 40 and realizing that you still find body humor hilarious is one of life's great surprises." I'm in that camp.

Posted by: Joules at May 06, 2007 06:13 PM (u4CYb)

13 Annika, You can't be serious about giving up your post!! But based on your writing history, can you dedicate your last days by writing a LOT about the democrats running for POTUS.

Posted by: Ed at May 07, 2007 07:50 AM (s5qzW)

14 Okay, Anni, what the hell's with you missing your last target? You did Orbach in, you did Albert in, and Irwin... well, we all knew it was gonna come at the hands... er, barbed tails... of some animal, though that doesn't change the influence your karma-cursing post had. But Screech?? You freakin' missed Screech??!! Of all people?? Keep posting, goddammit! If one doesn't do 'im in, keep shooting!

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at May 07, 2007 01:14 PM (CCvex)

15 "Get down before I Dick Cheney your ass..." Jesus, Cas! You could've said "Vice President your ass", but noooooo... you gotta choose the verbiage that causes spit takes and rereads. Now I gotta wipe this orange juice off my monitor...

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at May 07, 2007 01:20 PM (CCvex)

16 I live to serve.

Posted by: Casca at May 07, 2007 10:10 PM (2gORp)

17 no.........I think I'll miss the picture of feet on the scale, a fetish I just learned I had. very nice

Posted by: John at May 09, 2007 10:08 PM (D73at)

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