January 18, 2005

Commercially Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging

i do have some good news...

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Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging, Gangsta Style

Heyo yeh!

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A Snoop Dogg fan at the Peking Noodle Company?

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Useless February Second Fortune Cookie Blogging

Somebody stop me...

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January 17, 2005

Tonight's Fortune Cookie

So i got that goin' for me...

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...which is nice.

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January 12, 2005

More Fun With Brad And Jen

You've probably already heard the rumor that it was Angelina, not Brittany, who allegedly played a role in the first big breakup of 2005.

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Sultry Angelina Jolie 'got under' Brad Pitt's skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that 'bothered' Jennifer Aniston, pals say.

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'They did not sleep with each other,' but Pitt 'was obviously taken by Angelina.'

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'He changed,' the source told the mag. 'It might have been slight, but it's noticeable. And Jennifer knew it.'

But Pitt's pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the 'Ocean's Twelve' star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his 'Friends' wife of 4-1/2 years.

Well, i don't know if anyone should believe those denials. Not with the exclusive evidence i just uncovered. i mean, she's obviously pissed about something.

Seriously, i don't really give a shit why they broke up and i couldn't care less who they're fucking. But i can't pass up the opportunity to work on my photoshopping skills.

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January 08, 2005

America's Sweetheart Couple Is Kaput

Brad and Jen have finally split.

i called it months ago. Didn't i call it?

Hollywood's dream couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, are breaking up after just 4-1/2 years of marriage.

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The hunky star of 'Troy' and the most popular of television's 'Friends' now say they'll remain - you guessed it -'friends.'

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'We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,' they said in a joint statement issued to People Magazine.

'For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media.["]

My own speculation was centered on a possible Pitt-Spears merger. Of course that was before the Spears-Federline merger, but maybe now that Brad is free, we'll see cracks developing in that "storybook" marriage next.

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December 31, 2004

Happy New Year!

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What a year it's been. i almost hate to see 2004 go. But it's time to celebrate an even more exciting year to come. Wow, 2005 already!

Have a great NYE everybody! Be safe. You know the drill: designate a driver and don't forget to bundle up when you're out in the weather. Don't want to start the year off with a nasty cold.

Thanks for all your many kindnesses this past year, and for just stopping by to read my nonsense. i love you all and i'll see you next year!

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December 06, 2004

My Idea Is Picking Up Steam

Thanks to the Instalanche, word is getting out about my great idea. Check out this exclusive photo, from last night's Kennedy Center Honors gala, where i imagine there was a lot of behind the scenes lobbying on behalf of Sir Elton.

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It's only a matter of time before the mainstream media picks up on this, and when it happens, i plan to take full credit, of course.

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