November 15, 2004
What About Dick?
Kevin at Wizbang has
the photo of Cheney's . . . umm . . . dick. Kinda puts W's flight suit
"package" picture to shame.
Best comment to Kevin's post is by Christopher Cross: "That must be what they mean by 'gravitas.'"
Heh.
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Annie:
No one ever said he doesn't have a large set of balls.
After all, when he headed the VP seach committee for Bush, look who he recommended as the best choice.
Betcha they are slightly larger than Hillary's.
Posted by: shelly at November 15, 2004 12:57 PM (fLlQ8)
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I'm not going to click on those links.....I don't want to see the genitalia of people that I respect. Plus, it isn't a very hetero thing to do either........
Posted by: reagan80 at November 15, 2004 02:14 PM (2njfh)
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Great Scott! No wonder Dick's smiling in that photo; I'd smile too if I were packin' that. Now, when I say of Mr. Cheney that I'm not half the man he is, I'll know that it's literally true! Kinda gives you a new-found respect for Mrs. Cheney too, doesn't it?
Posted by: Matt at November 15, 2004 02:48 PM (SIlfx)
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Well, that clears that up. Now we know why he's not running for President in '08. He's off to Vivid Video for another career, this time in porn.
Posted by: Casca at November 15, 2004 07:15 PM (cdv3B)
Posted by: candace at November 16, 2004 12:18 AM (6bjbt)
Posted by: Penn at November 17, 2004 08:50 AM (lGvUg)
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November 05, 2004
Important Safety Tip
What was this guy thinking?
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: 'He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.'
Good thing none of the glue leaked during the act. Ouch!
From Ananova.
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I can understand that the guy wanted a reusable rubber, but didn't this guy think about how difficult it would be to piss? After a week, his condom would have turned into a urine balloon.
Posted by: reagan80 at November 05, 2004 10:34 AM (hlMFQ)
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I think I'd rather have cut the end off the rubber off so I could pee and waited for it to be shed naturally [1] than go to the doctor with that story. But then, if the guy was stupid enough to do it in the first place, he might not think of that.
[1] The manufacturer's instructions for dealing with accidental self-gluing recommend waiting if possible. Either the glue breaks down, or the skin cells are shed.
Posted by: markm at November 06, 2004 05:58 AM (YTjlW)
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He's just a cheap fuck.
Posted by: Casca at November 06, 2004 07:20 AM (cdv3B)
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An undersized wanker named Nick
glued a condom right on to his dick
when it hardened and dried
he broke down and cried
"Someone please rescue my prick"!
Sigh. I'll do anything to avoid grading.
Posted by: Hugo at November 07, 2004 02:28 PM (F66V9)
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