August 17, 2006

"Firecrotch" Explained

For those who don't follow news about the famous and semi-famous, here's the May 16, 2006, origin of Lindsay Logan's "firecrotch" nickname. It's one of the funniest things I've seen on YouTube in a long time.

So there you have it. "It's orange and it fuckin' stinks like diarrhea . . . she has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long."

That was spoiled rich kid Brandon Davis, who later apologized to Lindsay, saying:

What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.
If he considers Lindsay a friend, what must he say about people he don't like? Apperently, Brandon is now in rehab for alcohol and coke. Big surprise there. When he gets out, he ought to consider stand-up comedy.

Here's another "firecrotch" related thing I found while cruising for the Davis video. It's also amusing.

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1 Much to my shame, I used that firecrotch term in HS (1989) to humiliate an ex-girlfriend. Ah, boys will be boys, right? Anyway, check out these pictures of Lohan. http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/what_exactly_is_going_on_here_20060816.php#comments

Posted by: Blake at August 17, 2006 09:31 AM (1B44J)

2 I think I deserve reparations for all the firecrotch/red-headed-step-child jokes I've had to endure growing up. That and being left handed have truly made me an outcast... ...but in defense of my fellow carrot tops, not necessarily the skank Lohan, I'd like to note that Red heads have more sex than the rest of you. As I'm a scorpio, this goes doubly for me, so "firecrotch" all you want, because I know y'all want it. bitches.

Posted by: Scof at August 17, 2006 01:47 PM (a3fqn)

3 That woman is scary skinny, her pelvic bones scare me more than her cootchie.

Posted by: kyle8 at August 17, 2006 04:13 PM (mLCGt)

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