1 Call me crazy, but I though she was better looking in her original state, I absolutely despise the modern over made up, false looking Idea of beauty. I work in a large store and see dozens of young women everyday. Women of all races and ethnicities. Those who only put on a little make up and wear nice clothes, neither too revealing nor too modest, always look better to me than those who are trying for the supermodel look, or worse the Christina/Beyonce look. Everyday I see at least two or three natural beauties who would make most actresses and models look like crap.

2 She blinded me with SCIENCE! Heh, I'm for natural beauty... throw those fucking bras away!

3 Well, the bra-less look certainly is beautiful. But, um, I don't wanna walk around with a perpetual boner fer wanting to fuck every woman I pass on the street. There's a reason fer hiding the cookies from those who aren't invited to taste 'em.

4 Salt Peter in the mashed potatos my boy. The Navy has been using it for years to discourage buggery.