From now on, when traveling by air, I plan to wear only cow-print clothing. Might as well dress the part.
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"I plan to wear only cow-print clothing. Might as well dress the part."
I don't get it. Do you have four tits?
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 25, 2007 12:42 PM (1PcL3)
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If that is your mode of dress, I will make a perfect traveling companion for you as I always wear my cowboy boots and hat on the airplane.
Posted by: Jake at February 25, 2007 12:43 PM (V6rxT)
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Nice blog, I'll have to stop by more often. You are your readers come check out mine as well. I am always looking for new conservatives and liberals who like to comment
Posted by: The Game at February 25, 2007 01:08 PM (Geh7J)
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Hey, great. We've got a couple of liberals you can have for nothing.
Take them. Please.
Posted by: shelly at February 25, 2007 09:16 PM (SLFj+)
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Teats. On cows, they're called "teats".
And someone keep Casca out, before he comes up with some sick fantasy of milking Annika.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 25, 2007 10:50 PM (J+r3D)
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ElMondoHummus,
"Teats. On cows, they're called 'teats.'"
True, but on women, I think they're called tits.
Kevin
couldn't help myself
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 26, 2007 05:48 AM (1PcL3)
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Those of weak character, always trying to lay their own shortcomings on others.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 07:31 AM (Y7t14)
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Heheheheheh!... >:-} (<- evil smirk)
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 08:55 AM (J+r3D)
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But if you'll hold her by the horns, I'll give it a try.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 12:19 PM (Y7t14)
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How about trying
calf roping instead?

Hehe... so if I hold the horns and accept complicity in the - err...
milking - does that make me Annika's Bitch II? Annika's Bitch Jr.? Annika's Other Bitch?
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 02:27 PM (J+r3D)
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No, I believe the police report will read "accomplice".
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 02:37 PM (Y7t14)
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