England's The Sun newspaper will pay you £100 if they use your picture in the paper. All you have to do is wave the flag of St. George next to some local landmark, to show yourself as England's "furthest flung fan."

Hey, if I sent in a picture of myself next to the Hollywood sign, butt naked and waving a crusader symbol, I could be a page 3 girl, earn roughly $184.24, and piss off some islamofascists all at the same time!

Posted by: annika at 06:42 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Jeez, Louise. You could probably get $200.00 from all your readers if we pitched in. On the oher hand, the picture wouldn't be so great when your opposing counsel moves to enter it into evidence in your first obscenity trial.

Posted by: shelly at June 13, 2006 10:30 AM (BJYNn)

2 I'd buy THAT for a dollar! (Aw, nuts. What movie is that from?) P.S. Apparently my normal blog URL is "questionable content". SurelyYoureNotSerious dot com get's caught because of Us dot com.

Posted by: Trint at June 13, 2006 11:01 AM (SlSdA)

3 Robocop.

Posted by: reagan80 at June 13, 2006 11:03 AM (zjeeZ)

4 FIRST DIBS ON BEING THE CAMERAMAN!!!!

Posted by: Casca at June 13, 2006 01:22 PM (rEC2k)

5 "... if I sent in a picture of myself next to the Hollywood sign, butt naked and waving a crusader symbol... and piss off some islamofascists all at the same time!..." The problem is, that'd come off as hot & sexy, not offensive. Oh, wait, that is the point... hell yeah, go for it, then! Let's piss off some facists!

Posted by: elmondohummus at June 13, 2006 04:43 PM (xHyDY)

6 I'm in for a hundy, and I'll watch out for the cops!

Posted by: Pursuit at June 13, 2006 06:41 PM (n/TNS)

7 ...and you'd be making an old man very, very happy.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 14, 2006 07:42 AM (kdu5D)

8 Of course, you could wrap yourself tastefully in the flag too... but what the hell, you aren't anyone in the 'sphere until you've got naked pictures floating around that could compromise a future cabinet position/supreme court nomination.

Posted by: Hugo at June 14, 2006 11:53 AM (NG6N7)

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