April 21, 2005

Italian Sausages Judged Biggest

From Reuters:

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

All i can say about that is...

LMAO!

And that there's one group that's conspicuously absent from the study.

Posted by: annika at 08:48 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Chinese?

Posted by: Desert Cat at April 21, 2005 09:28 PM (xdX36)

2 "The study did not measure the penises when they were erect." Doesn't this reflect a fundemental misunderstaning of what is important? It is similar to saying one car is better than another because it has a faster idle speed! By the way, did I mention my grandparents came here from Italy?!

Posted by: Pursuit at April 22, 2005 05:52 AM (VqIuy)

3 Was the sample size statistically valid? Same measurement technique, temperature, measurement taker? On second thought, not being average, who cares?

Posted by: Mark at April 22, 2005 06:28 AM (oQofX)

4 *especially* temperature.

Posted by: Victor at April 22, 2005 12:23 PM (L3qPK)

5 Yours truly is Italian.

Posted by: Mark at April 22, 2005 01:43 PM (Vg0tt)

6 Signora bella, sono l'amante per voi. Avrete i orgasms migliori della vostra vita e se non pensate che il mio penis sia abbastanza grande, io lo attacchi nel vostro asino in modo da potete giudicare più meglio.

Posted by: Casca at April 22, 2005 04:10 PM (cdv3B)

7 Well, if they'r not measured while erect, what's the point?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at April 22, 2005 07:19 PM (89OIM)

8 Such a protocol might provide too much opportunity for mischief, i would imagine.

Posted by: annika at April 23, 2005 07:32 AM (YPCN4)

9 Seems like the job would suit you then.

Posted by: Casca at April 23, 2005 11:09 AM (cdv3B)

10 Viva L'Italia!

Posted by: Mark at April 26, 2005 12:19 PM (Vg0tt)

11 Zip 'em up, kids. Have some dignity.

Posted by: Mike M at April 28, 2005 11:52 AM (K1oQY)

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