November 05, 2004
Important Safety Tip
What was this guy thinking?
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: 'He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.'
Good thing none of the glue leaked during the act. Ouch!
From Ananova.
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I can understand that the guy wanted a reusable rubber, but didn't this guy think about how difficult it would be to piss? After a week, his condom would have turned into a urine balloon.
Posted by: reagan80 at November 05, 2004 10:34 AM (hlMFQ)
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I think I'd rather have cut the end off the rubber off so I could pee and waited for it to be shed naturally [1] than go to the doctor with that story. But then, if the guy was stupid enough to do it in the first place, he might not think of that.
[1] The manufacturer's instructions for dealing with accidental self-gluing recommend waiting if possible. Either the glue breaks down, or the skin cells are shed.
Posted by: markm at November 06, 2004 05:58 AM (YTjlW)
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He's just a cheap fuck.
Posted by: Casca at November 06, 2004 07:20 AM (cdv3B)
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An undersized wanker named Nick
glued a condom right on to his dick
when it hardened and dried
he broke down and cried
"Someone please rescue my prick"!
Sigh. I'll do anything to avoid grading.
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October 20, 2004
Gavin Newsom: Sex Symbol
Not much to add to this story. It's pretty freakin' funny as is:
Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom took the stage at Thursday night's big Empire State Pride Agenda fund-raiser.
Guilfoyle Newsom was a last-minute sub for her husband at the gay rights event, which drew 1,100 guests. By all accounts, Guilfoyle Newsom -- who lives in New York and is a regular on Court TV -- gave an inspired speech.
But what really brought the house down was when she started talking about her hubby.
'I know that many of you wanted to see my husband and some of you had questions out there,' Guilfoyle Newsom said.
'Is he hot? Yeah.
'Is he hung? Yeah.
'Is he (she waved her hand to suggest bisexual)? Not unless you can give a better (she mimicked eating a banana) than me,' Guilfoyle Newsom said.
Clinton and Starr, what hast thou wrought?
From SFGate.
Update: Here, Bill and Gavin seem to disagree on what the definition of "hung" is.
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Just when I thought Tereza was the only spousal dingbat in politics.........
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September 20, 2004
"Hi Mom, College Is Fun, And I Finally Found A Diet I Can Stick To!"
Is the following a joke, or is it serious? Probably both.
From a site called College Sex Advice comes this:
The Freshman Sex Diet
The dreaded Freshman Fifteen - those infamous extra pounds that new college arrivals inevitably pack on. This weight gain typically results from a diet of dorm food, pizza parties, keggers, and junk-food fueled all-nighters, coupled with reduced physical activity. Luckily there is a fun and easy solution that can keep you in shape - have sex!
Sounds reasonable? Wait, it gets better:
Sex is great exercise and it's more fun than going to the gym. Sex is good for your circulation, improves aerobic fitness by increasing heart rate and respiration, and exercises many major muscle groups. Each time you have sex, you burn between 100 to 300 calories per hour, depending on how vigorously you go at it. If you can't find a partner, don't worry; masturbation burns calories too.
To get the most fitness value out of sex, be sure to include lot of different activities in your session . . . To spot-tone problem areas of the body, here are some specific exercises you can do during sex. Your partner doesn't even need to know that you're working out while you screw. Try to avoid counting reps under your breath - it could spoil the mood.
Some PG rated examples: "Cowgirl Quad Lifts," the "Inner Thigh Scissors Squeeze," and "Missionary Push Ups." You get the picture.
Chilling in front of the TV is prime snacking time for lots of folks. Same goes for listening to music or watching movies. Next time you settle down in front of the tube, instead of reaching into that bag of chips, reach down your pants and spank the monkey or pet your kitty. If you're with friends, don't be shy; try to get them in on the act too.
Umm, Ohhh-kay . . .
My days at Cal were pretty wild, but i think any guy who tried that, even at Berkeley, would've gotten a different kind of beat-down pretty quickly, and often.
i don't know. Has college changed that much since i was a freshman?
Link via Life of Brian.
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I don't know if it would be wise for women to adopt that as a method to reduce the "freshman fifteen" when they could possibly gain another 15 lbs. in their uterus's...........
Posted by: reagan80 at September 21, 2004 02:28 AM (hlMFQ)
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Uh, no, it doesn't seem to have changed that much. It's asinine, really, but disturbing too. There is an element among today's college students that sees anything private as essentially pathological. In other words, anything worth doing is worth doing publicly -- or at least worth discussing in public. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Posted by: Hugo at September 21, 2004 10:22 AM (xlJnL)
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Hmmmmm, you know, I WAS thinking of heading back to school.
Posted by: Casca at September 21, 2004 04:22 PM (Y671w)
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More importantly, where do you get the flip-flops?
: )
Posted by: Jennifer at September 21, 2004 05:46 PM (6DHk9)
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i just spanked my monkey!
Posted by: Um Yeah at September 21, 2004 07:40 PM (blqvG)
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Women were and still are verbotten in the men's dorms where I went to college except for a few hours on weekends. If they wished to use the common rooms they had to be escorted and the guys were required to declare: "Lady in the Hall as they walked through." So, as you can see, sex in the dorms would likely not be received well.
This "sex advice" (or is that diet advice?)is so far removed from my college experience that I can't even imagine it. I mean, I can imagine it...oh never mind.
Posted by: Patrick at September 22, 2004 05:55 PM (MDQPq)
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As a thirty-something back in college to finish up a few last classes, I can only imagine this isn't too far from the truth - however, I'm not that, ahem,
close to the undergrad population to know for sure, nor will I ever be. They're rude and bratty enough to be offensive fully clothed.
But I can tell you I've seen enough ass crack and thong while I'm wandering around the campus,
trying to mind my own frickin' business to last me the
Rest. Of. My life.
Posted by: willow at September 23, 2004 09:52 AM (+vY9/)
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Do the "enlightened" folk at College Sex Advice mention anything regarding the consequences of their advice? You know, like unwanted pregnancies and disease?
Or am I thinking WAY too far ahead?
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August 25, 2004
A Vaguely Olympics Related Poetry Day
It was so funny listening to Bob Costas talking about the Greek island of Lesbos tonight on the Olympics broadcast. He totally skipped over the one question that had half of America giggling. i can imagine all the Beavis and Butthead imitations going on in living rooms across the country: "huh-huh... he said lesbos... huh-huh."
Yes, strictly speaking, a lesbian is what you call someone from Lesbos. So how did that word become transformed into a gay moniker? And what does that have to do with poetry day? Read on:
The most famous lesbian of all was the classical Greek poetess Sappho, who lived in the seventh century B.C. She ran a school for girls on Lesbos that was sort of the artistic hippie commune of its day. She was such a revered poet that people called her "the tenth muse."
Sappho wrote a series of beautiful lyric poetry that survives only in fragments. It was written on stone tablets, which broke over the years and many of the pieces are missing. The only thing left of much of Sappho's work is a line here and a line there, leaving only glimpses of some romantic and evocative poetry, now lost forever.
Some of Sappho's poem fragments have been interpreted as evidence that she was indeed a lesbian, in both senses of the word. Thus the modern meaning of "lesbian." Although there is still some dispute about whether Sappho really liked girls or whether it was more of a sisterly thing she was writing about.
Sappho's poems have consistently resisted translation into English in a way that reveals their beauty to the non-Greek speaker. Or so i'm told. i took Latin, not Greek in high school, so i'll just have to take the poetry scholars' word for it.
Mary Barnard's recent translation is very nice, although i'm not sure how faithful it is to the original. Today's poem is an especially pretty translation by Barnard, which seems to be from a more intact fragment.
Yes, Atthis, you may be sure
Even in Sardis
Anactoria will think often of us
of the life we shared here,
when you seemed
the Goddess incarnate
to her and your singing
pleased her best
Now among Lydian women she in her
turn stands first as the red-
fingered moon rising at sunset takes
precedence over stars around her;
her light spreads equally
on the salt sea and fields thick with bloom
Delicious dew pours down to freshen
roses, delicate thyme,
and blossoming sweet clover; she wanders
aimlessly, thinking of gentle
Atthis, her heart hanging
heavy with longing in her little breast
She shouts aloud, Come! we know it;
thousand-eared night repeats that cry
across the sea shining between us
i think it's appropriate that this week's poem is a selection from Sappho, in honor of the Olympic Games in general and a couple of American gold medalists in particular who, perhaps unintentionally,
paid homage to the spirit of Sappho the other night.
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For a non-Lesbian, you sure seem to know a lot about Lesbos. :/
Posted by: Xrlq at August 26, 2004 11:19 AM (ARMDq)
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That's because she IS truly fascinating. Intellectual, playful, overtly sexual, she's a guy's kinda gal.
Posted by: Casca at August 28, 2004 06:58 AM (q+PSF)
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I do like Mary Barnard's translations, and have used them in class.
I understand that banned Greek sprinter Costas Kenteris is from Lesbos, and thus can correctly be referred to as a Lesbian.
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July 14, 2004
F*** The Vote
On his radio show tonight, Alan Colmes mentioned the website of a new liberal propaganda tool called "
Fuck the Vote" The site is
absolutely not work safe, so here's the idea, in their own words:
SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use this to our advantage - as one more weapon in a diverse arsenal to strip the conservatives of their power (by stripping them of their clothes first).
Believe it or not, even the most seemingly deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.
At Fuck The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun fucking over Bush while fucking for votes.
Interesting idea. However, i say what's good for the goose should be good for the gander. And really, what makes them think liberals are better in bed? i take issue with that whole premise. i can say from some little experience (i did go to high school and college in the Bay Area) that conservatives are just as hot, if not hotter,* just as sexy, if not sexier, and just as rockin' if not better in bed than any liberal. It's all that repressed sexual energy.
So, why not have a conservative version of this thing? Using the liberal pledge as a template, it might go something like this:
I, the undersigned, pledge my vote for George W. Bush on November 2, 2004 in return for getting laid by a hot freaky conservative.
I understand that this pledge is a symbol of good faith that I will cast my vote for a strong, safe and vibrant America, for a president who will stand up straight and tall for the values that make this country great, who will defend this country rigidly as we plunge forward into the future, and for a tax policy that stimulates growth by pumping more and more money into the private sector again and again and again. I further promise that i will not vote for candidates who promise a flaccid foreign policy or a limp and disappointing economic plan.
*
Case in point.
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Awesonme! I found this and mentioned it on my blog the other day...but not with your twist!
Posted by: Jennifer at July 14, 2004 10:58 PM (Wr1uX)
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I'm still undecided. I might vote for Kerry, but a hot freaky conservative could influence me to pull the lever for Bush (so to speak).
Posted by: d-rod at July 15, 2004 07:57 AM (6lzRE)
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Oh, I could tell you some things about what some liberals do in bed... ah, the memories. But then I became a good Christian boy, put away the piercings, and worked hard at repressing all that energy!
Posted by: Hugo at July 15, 2004 08:54 AM (9ndHD)
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I'm sure both of these plans will be just as effective in influencing this year's election as the
Lysistrata Project was in influencing last year's policy in Iraq.
Posted by: Xrlq at July 15, 2004 10:48 AM (k4RhX)
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Is that their mission statement or did they copy if from the intro to
My Life?
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 15, 2004 11:38 AM (UquFN)
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well, in their defense, the "anyone but bush" motto could have some perks...
Posted by: candace at July 15, 2004 12:58 PM (hZHYA)
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My boyfriend is a Conservative. Hot and rockin', he is.
Posted by: Amy at July 15, 2004 02:46 PM (RpVKX)
Posted by: Desert Cat at July 15, 2004 10:46 PM (c8BHE)
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I can't wait to "get laid by a hot freaky conservative", but I have to wait for him to get back from Iraq first...
Posted by: Sarah at July 17, 2004 06:49 AM (vMhet)
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I'd sure like to tell some conservative I'd vote for Bush and then exploit them...where do I sign up?
Posted by: Chuck at August 11, 2004 01:57 PM (uftg2)
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The phrase "hot freaky conservative" shall now be stuck in my mind for the next weeks.
(Kinda like the words "widgets," "greenacre," and "due diligence" from the law school days.)
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The phrase "hot freaky conservative" shall now be stuck in my mind for the next 2 weeks.
(Kinda like the words "widgets," "greenacre," and "due diligence" from the law school days.)
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July 01, 2004
Washington Skankwoman
Here's a great idea for getting rich. Actually, it's not a new idea. It's really a very old idea. It used to be called whoring. Now, you just add blogging, politics, and a ghost writer, then wait a year or so for the big cash advance.
In May 26-year-old Jessica Cutler was fired by Senator Mike DeWine, an Ohio Republican, from her $25,000-a-year job sorting mail in his office after she was discovered using the Senate computer to write a blog that supposedly chronicled her sexual exploits with six unidentified Washington men, including one she described as a prominent appointee of the Bush administration. Now Ms. Cutler has taken what, for generations of young women who have become involved with the powerful, has been the next logical step. She has become a writer. Yesterday she sold a novel based on her exploits to HyperionDisney (Walt). Her agent, Michael Carlisle of Carlisle & Company, said the price was "a substantial six figures," and Hyperion would not be more specific. Not only did he sell her novel, he said, but she will also pose nude for the November issue of Playboy. Ms. Cutler's novel will be called "The Washingtonienne," after the name of her blog. Mr. Carlisle said that Ms. Cutler would not speak to the press until the book was published, perhaps a year from now.
Via
Michelle Malkin's blog and
column.
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Posted by: ginger at July 01, 2004 02:53 PM (BgaW7)
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Why you must you be another blogger who feels compelled to even mention this tediously annoying self-important non-story? I just really would like both her and Wonkette to simply go away...though I know they won't.
Posted by: Dave J at July 01, 2004 06:56 PM (GEMsk)
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"It used to be called whoring."
It still is.
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May 26, 2004
A Meme
Hugo had a great post on Monday about
the number. Curiously, it generated no comments. Then tonight, a local radio talk show host named
John Ziegler did a segment on
the number. One caller made the point that women always lie about theirs, and i would agree. Whether it's inflated or under-stated, women tend to fudge
the number in conversation.
i have this urge to reveal my own number, my true number, not because i'm either proud or ashamed of it, but because it's a topic that people have been talking about lately, and therefore a good subject for blogging. Also, it might be an excellent way to generate hits. Still, i'm reluctant to just blurt out my number. Even though this is my blog and one point of having a blog is to enable complete honesty, i do have a minor amount of tact left.
Then i thought, what if it were a meme? How's about this for a blog meme: Visitors try to guess the blogger's number and if anyone guesses correctly within a reasonable time, say before midnight, the blogger has to post a picture of her ass.
Part of me asks: is this a good idea? Another part of me says, what the hell, i'm curious what y'all think of me. And what i lack in tact, i can always make up in tackiness.
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six
...and this is for you: http://www.pinocchia.com/galleries/showgallery.asp?galleryID=40
Posted by: Rick at May 26, 2004 01:23 AM (cCRym)
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Eight.
There's nothing wrong with reading junk and comic books; only then can you learn to appreciate true literature and great writing. So it is with this stuff; if you have nothing to compare it with, you never know if what you finally choose is the right choice.
Send me the picture.
Posted by: shelly s. at May 26, 2004 02:24 AM (0GNJF)
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Hmm, since you didn't say how many guesses we get apiece...
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,etc...
I'm positive it's a two digit number. I'm doubtful the first digit is a 3 or higher but I'm not at all certain the first digit is greater than 0.
I'll guess firmly at 24. My not so firm second (actually third) guess would be 17. But I wouldn't be surprised if the number was around 11.
& I assume we're only counting those that were aware of what was happening? (I've heard about you big city women & your wicked ways - unfortunately noone sent pics.)
But if I or anyone else is right, then why would our reward be showing a picture of a donkey? I mean hell Annika - I didn't even know you owned livestock. thought they outlawed all private property in Cali a while back - especially animals. Well the pic at least be of you riding the poor little over-regulated critter?
Course next I would expect a contest to see who can guess about your swallowing habits: African or European.
Posted by: Publicola at May 26, 2004 05:13 AM (Aao25)
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I say 12.
Jason H.
Austin, Texas
Posted by: Jason H at May 26, 2004 06:58 AM (yDD8m)
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Not a bad idea for a meme. It's always good to know the whore quotient of a blog. I think that's an exact quote from Sen. Mike DeWine, come to think of it.
As for your number, I can tell you are an angel, so I'm going to guess 0. Unless of course you're married. Then I guess 1.
(Always give the benefit of the doubt.)
Posted by: GE at May 26, 2004 07:20 AM (waQOJ)
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A gentleman doesn't presume anything about a lady's past. He also is never shocked by a number that is higher than his.
Posted by: Hugo at May 26, 2004 09:18 AM (9ndHD)
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Hugo has the answer.. to all of life's mysteries!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 09:31 AM (rQ9MS)
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I forgot to ask, in this Clintonian day and age, does oral sex now count?
Jason H.
Posted by: Jason H at May 26, 2004 09:42 AM (yDD8m)
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Two. You're a good girl!
Posted by: david at May 26, 2004 10:03 AM (Q4I4P)
Posted by: ken at May 26, 2004 10:57 AM (1VDSY)
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Virtually knowing you less than a year, I'll just say TWENTY. (slap/ouch, okay SIX...)
Posted by: d-rod at May 26, 2004 12:56 PM (CSRmO)
12
Oops sorry, I see Rick already said SIX. Make my second choice NINETEEN.
Posted by: d-rod at May 26, 2004 01:07 PM (CSRmO)
13
I warned you about Joe Kennedy. You should keep him reserved when he pitches in Colorado.
Posted by: gturk at May 26, 2004 01:20 PM (8xavh)
14
Oral does not count. God, no.
Posted by: annika! at May 26, 2004 02:14 PM (zAOEU)
15
I've found that the women who you'd think have a high number ususally don't. They like the image of being footloose and fancy free, but deep down don't actually want to be that. Purity is something that women still seem to struggle with in a much more substantial level than the openness of society would suggest, and that's why you get the number fudging.
So, I don't think the number is that high.
I'll tell you my number if you want, if that makes you feel more comfortable...
Posted by: Neil Uchitel at May 26, 2004 02:32 PM (0PTwh)
16
So, when do we get the picture?
Posted by: shelly s. at May 26, 2004 02:52 PM (b/7hi)
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I'll say four serios relationships, and one vaction fling. Maybe two.
Five or Six.
Posted by: The Agnostic at May 26, 2004 05:32 PM (h4C4X)
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Now that we've cleared up the BJ thing, does the football team count as one, or 47?
Posted by: Casca at May 26, 2004 07:13 PM (q+PSF)
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16, nobody got it. too bad.
Posted by: annika! at May 27, 2004 09:47 AM (zAOEU)
Posted by: d-rod at May 27, 2004 10:51 AM (CSRmO)
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Whew. Glad that it's settled without anyone being able to crow.
Posted by: Hugo at May 27, 2004 11:30 AM (ZpV+R)
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Actually, Publicola got it. Take a look--it's right there between "15" and "17."
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May 19, 2004
There's That Mysterious Zipper Pull Again!
Really, what the heck does it mean?
Remember the last time we saw it?
Humility Update: i continue to be perplexed by the blogosphere's lack of response to my own brilliant, satirical photoshopping efforts, which in my humble opinion are consistently freakin' hilarious. Many thanks to Rick and Kevin for the comments. Otherwise i'd be wondering if my site was down today.
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If you lean in close and look real hard, you'll see they say, "Dubya was here... and I left a little something in the basement, too."
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at May 19, 2004 12:45 AM (w2ALR)
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If you look even closer, you'll see that it also says, "Beware of Moore or he'll creep in the backdoor."
Posted by: Rick at May 19, 2004 01:22 AM (ATj3A)
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Ok, you're right. That was hilarious.
Posted by: GE at May 21, 2004 10:18 AM (waQOJ)
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Hahaha. Oh, God, that woman is hideous.
Posted by: candace at May 21, 2004 02:45 PM (wkWRI)
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May 06, 2004
They Saved Rasputin's Cock?
Yes they did. And
this Ananova story informs us that a prostate professor is "particularly proud of the pickled penis."
Well, who wouldn't be proud of a penis that gives rise to inflated comments like the following:
"Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."
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"Rumors of both mystic powers and debauchery surrounded him. A Russian woman recounted how walking one night with her husband she suddenly felt very weak and just fainted right on the street. Her husband turned around there was Rasputin -- this woman said his sexual energy was so great even when he was behind you he could make you faint."
http://home.earthlink.net/~scofield99/2003_04_01_Archive#92058169
ciao!
Posted by: Scof at May 06, 2004 12:10 PM (XCqS+)
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One wonders HOW you happened upon such a story, hehehe.
Posted by: Casca at May 06, 2004 04:31 PM (q+PSF)
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Just make sure to keep it away from the other pieces of him...despite having been poisoned, shot repeatedly, drowned and frozen to death all in one night, one can't help but wonder if he might spontaneously reassemble.
Posted by: Dave J at May 07, 2004 05:47 AM (RhlLQ)
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You are such retards...its not really his cock that was preserved! If you read the whole true story, it says that after "it" was sold to this British woman, she took it to testing - and guess what they found out?! It's not a freakin' cock, its a sea cucumber! So calm down, and stop being so damn horny! If you'd actually see the picture of what they claim is Rasputin's penis, then you'd realize that there's something a little odd about it...its not a PENIS!
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April 18, 2004
"U need a good ********, I need a good **** and as well as your **** I would like to give u a good ******* as well."
Don't we all?
That's a text-sex quote from David Beckham, star of the kick-ball team Real Madrid. i'm not a big kick-ball fan, but i am curious as to how Beck can accomplish those things without using his hands.
Beck is a Sinatra fan too, i see. He also cracks on Singaporean men, how rude.
Alerted to this bit of naughtiness by Breanagh McTavish.
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February 09, 2004
The Clinton Effect
Two Houston middle school students
caught in flagrante delicto.
There were five students total in the classroom at the time. They were in a class that was supposed to be under constant adult supervision, but when the teacher left, two of those students allegedly started doing something that has no place inside a school.
. . .
When an adult finally came back, two kids were allegedly having oral sex.
. . .
'They should punish, whatever they need to do, as far as the person that's involved in the situation,' said parent Patricia Western. 'That's outrageÂ… Very outraged that it would take place in a school.'
You know, really, what's the big deal? As long as they're doing their homework, it's really nobody's business, right?
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nicely done Annie..
btw, how come no reaction to the meet the press interview of w?
love ya
coyote
Posted by: coyote at February 09, 2004 09:33 AM (cfoFZ)
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Maybe I'm missing the point you're trying to make. The big deal is that there's acceptable behavior based on where you're at, and that wasn't it. At best it was poor judgement on the kid's part.
Posted by: Ted at February 09, 2004 09:59 AM (blNMI)
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Sorry Ted, i agree with you. i should have used the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.
Coyote, i didn't see the interview as i didn't pay attention to the news this weekend.
Posted by: annika! at February 09, 2004 10:11 AM (zAOEU)
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What's wrong with these rutting humanoids? That's what the stalls in the Ladies Room are for.
Posted by: Radical Redneck at February 09, 2004 12:35 PM (CAJPz)
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I'm usually not that dense. Uh, don't ask my wife...
Posted by: Ted at February 10, 2004 07:43 AM (blNMI)
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No one just "has" oral sex. I would bet the farm that the boy was not "pleasuring" the girl. What the rage for oral sex among young kids is really about is an exploitation of young girls who are taught that to keep boys around, they need to be ready to offer them pleasure any time, any where. If it were genuinely loving and reciprocal, I would have less of a problem with it, but as I said, the mortgage more or less could be bet on it being neither.
Posted by: Hugo at February 10, 2004 08:59 AM (gGPcB)
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February 02, 2004
Proof That These Stupid Quizillas Are Unscientific
She does wear her hair like me, though.
Innocent
What's your sexual appeal?
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It has to be the "act" part. ;>
Posted by: Desert Cat at February 02, 2004 09:45 PM (c8BHE)
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You're a hentai dating sim character?
Heh. I got
Feminine.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 02, 2004 10:39 PM (kOqZ6)
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It looks like she is picking her nose!
Posted by: ginger at February 03, 2004 07:48 AM (/Ov+I)
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February 01, 2004
Another Nipple Related Post
This appears to be the week for me to blog about nipples, seen or unseen.
Kevin's Wizbang is the place to go for pictures of Janet Jackson's boob and what i now know is a "nipple shield," not a pastie or a piece of tape as some have suggested. That's fucking sick. And i say that as someone with a pierced tongue. Anybody who thought that Janet might be the only normal one in that family . . . think again.
Oh, by the way, i was named Wizbang's Blog of the Day. Thanks Kevin! (Let me know if that PayPal bribe didn't go through.)
And, in reference to my previous nipple related post, where Brant commented that he thought Brittany's nips were lower than normal due to a botched implant job, lookie here. Kin, posting at Jen's has the photographic proof, not only of the American Skankwoman's augmentation, but also of the below the equator orientation of her little nippies. Good work Kin!
Update: Ginger opines on Nip Slippage.
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I, ummm, don't feel comfortable hammering on other peoples' piercable bits. Some would say that my piercing is pretty icky, too.
Posted by: zombyboy at February 02, 2004 12:00 AM (X7Bhq)
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Have you seen the site that traces Britney's evolution from A-cup to C (and maybe D) cup - and back again? Her boobies vary over time.
Maybe the girls got inflatable implants...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 02, 2004 06:06 AM (jtW2s)
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So Annika, in honor of your nipple-blogging week, what are the odds of you posting a topless pic. You know not that I'm asking for gratuitous nudity or anything. I'm just thinking theme here, and what better way to get it going.. Just a suggestion..
I'm thinking logos, promotion, corporate sponsors.. 'Annika's boob week'.
I could be huge..
I'm gonna get banned now, huh?
Posted by: Rob at February 02, 2004 08:00 AM (QDVwP)
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So Annika, in honor of your nipple-blogging week, what are the odds of you posting a topless pic. You know not that I'm asking for gratuitous nudity or anything. I'm just thinking theme here, and what better way to get it going.. Just a suggestion..
I'm thinking logos, promotion, corporate sponsors.. 'Annika's boob week'.
It could be huge..
I'm gonna get banned now, huh?
Posted by: Rob at February 02, 2004 08:01 AM (QDVwP)
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A stupid comment, and it double posted. I suck.
Posted by: rob at February 02, 2004 08:02 AM (QDVwP)
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In the immortal words of Patsy on
AbFab... "Accident, sweetie".
Posted by: d-rod at February 02, 2004 10:40 AM (CSRmO)
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Three times is the charm?
Posted by: annika at February 02, 2004 11:04 AM (zAOEU)
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Annie-
just curious, if you really get down to it, just how is it that a nipple shield is that much different than a spike through your tongue?
i asked my little sister why she got her tongue pierced and she said to me, "there is only ONE reason to do it, and if you don't know what that is, i'm not gonna tell ya"
body modification is a very personal thing, and many people do many seemingly odd things for reasons only known to them. does that really make them sick or perverted?
i'm not so sure.
i'd never judge you for that sort of thing (hell, i think it's sexy) but i think you might be exhibiting a bit of intolerance on this one.
i do still luv ya though
arf
coyote
arf
coyote
Posted by: coyote at February 02, 2004 11:09 AM (cfoFZ)
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body modification is a very personal thing, and many people do many seemingly odd things for reasons only known to them. does that really make them sick or perverted?"
Not necessarily, but in the case any member of the Jacko family, the answer is yes.
Seriously 'Yote, i do have my preferences where body art is concerned. i pierced my tongue, my nose and my navel. But i wouldn't pierce my nips, too sensitive. i dated a couple of guys with pierced nips and i did find that a bit sexy. i dated guys with pierced tongues too. That was, um, different. About half of my friends have pierced tongues, too. What you see as intolerance is just a matter of aesthetic taste for me. A guy with a little ring on his nip is sexy, if he has the attitude to match, but i don't think lip rings are attractive in any circumstance. i'm ambivalent about eyebrow piercing on either sex. What's the point of that? i like tattoos, but i think a big hunkin sun tat on the tummy is ugly. i have no prob with nip piercing, per se, but attaching a shield is overdoing it, in my opinion. It makes me cringe to think what would happen if that material had gotten caught on one of the spikes when Justin pulled it off. Yeeoow.
Posted by: annika at February 02, 2004 03:35 PM (zAOEU)
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ok Annie-
i must have just misread "That's fucking sick" and "Anyone who thought that Janet might the only normal one in that family... think again."
my bad.
;-)
coyote
Posted by: coyote at February 02, 2004 04:10 PM (cfoFZ)
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Annika:
Did I call that or what?
Poor woman. You have to pity someone who spends all that money on a boob job and then her nips point not only down, but in different directions.
Posted by: Brant at February 02, 2004 05:31 PM (WfQGW)
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I think I'm gonna follow Rob's lead and make this into a world wide effort.
Think of it as Girls Gone Wild:Spring Blog '04
Show your tits!
Posted by: Kin at February 04, 2004 11:22 AM (IDa3v)
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Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction, annika?
Posted by: d-rod at February 05, 2004 06:20 PM (GNk2j)
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January 28, 2004
No Jokes About How Deep That Play Was
For a spicy theatrical experience, come to Chile!
Update: Newman links to another Chile related story:
Men and women, most of them in their 20s, poured onto a cordoned-off street in central Santiago, ChileÂ’s capital, to smooch for at least 10 seconds in a bid to set a world record for the largest number of people kissing simultaneously.
. . .
With more than 4,400 kissing couples, the Chileans easily eclipsed the current Guinness World Records mark set in February 2000 in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada, when 1,588 pairs locked lips.
Something weird's been going on in Chile. They're starting to go wild down there.
Chile, one of Latin AmericaÂ’s most socially conservative nations, began showing a more exhibitionist bent last year when over 3,000 people turned up on the same street to be photographed naked on a cold winter morning.
Maybe it's a side effect of being upside down for so long.
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Hey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Posted by: Jokes Page! at September 29, 2004 02:20 AM (y+sTa)
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