November 05, 2004

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What was this guy thinking?

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: 'He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.'

Good thing none of the glue leaked during the act. Ouch!

From Ananova.

Posted by: annika at 06:51 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I can understand that the guy wanted a reusable rubber, but didn't this guy think about how difficult it would be to piss? After a week, his condom would have turned into a urine balloon.

Posted by: reagan80 at November 05, 2004 10:34 AM (hlMFQ)

2 I think I'd rather have cut the end off the rubber off so I could pee and waited for it to be shed naturally [1] than go to the doctor with that story. But then, if the guy was stupid enough to do it in the first place, he might not think of that. [1] The manufacturer's instructions for dealing with accidental self-gluing recommend waiting if possible. Either the glue breaks down, or the skin cells are shed.

Posted by: markm at November 06, 2004 05:58 AM (YTjlW)

3 He's just a cheap fuck.

Posted by: Casca at November 06, 2004 07:20 AM (cdv3B)

4 An undersized wanker named Nick glued a condom right on to his dick when it hardened and dried he broke down and cried "Someone please rescue my prick"! Sigh. I'll do anything to avoid grading.

Posted by: Hugo at November 07, 2004 02:28 PM (F66V9)

5 i love bawdy poetry.

Posted by: annika at November 07, 2004 09:09 PM (zbCQg)

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