Well this is the final post of Annika's Journal. Thank you to all you faithful readers, from those who were here in the days I used to not capitalize the "I" to those of you who recently discovered this blog. Thank you to every single one of you, the commenters, lurkers, stalkers, trolls and even you Lindsay Logan fans. You all made it fun, and you were the reason I checked my e-mail ten million times a day for the last four years.

Now it's time to close up shop. Will asked whether I think I have grown from the experience of blogging. It's a difficult question to answer, and not only because I haven't given it much thought. You see my blog persona is so different from the real Annika, it's almost like Jekyll and Hyde (confession: Annika isn't even my real name!). The Annika you know is so much funnier, sexier, friendlier, smarter and cooler than I could ever hope to be in real life. If anything, what I take away from this experience is a desire to be more like her.

Before I go, I want to especially thank everybody who purchased things off my wishlist. I used to send thank you cards, until I realized that a cryptic perfume scented note from a strange Scandinavian girl might not be the easiest thing to explain to someone's wife or girlfriend. "I swear, she's just a blogger." And to those of you who never got a thank you, it might also be because somebody stole the gift off of my front porch, as often happens. I still appreciate your thoughtfulness. I'm truly amazed at people's generosity to someone they don't know, whose only public virtues seem to be a wide array of interests and a fair ability to string words together.

For those of you who will suffer withdrawal for the various rubrics I've written under, here are some suggestions for future reading:

American Skankwomen and Celebrity Watch: Your best source for celebrity gossip and snark will always be Agent Bedhead, my Cotillion sister.

annik-dotes: I stopped writing personal anecdotes the way I used to in the beginning. Mainly because they were never as interesting or brilliantly written as the stuff Dawn Summers writes. Someday she's going to write a book that will outsell David Sedaris, because she's funnier.

annikapunditry: You're on your own for political stuff. So much of the conservative blogosphere fails in the "keeping it real" department, I don't know what to tell you. But you can always rely on Michael Yon to be honest with you regarding Iraq and Afghanistan, and he knows what he's talking about. Another guy who knows his shit is Wretchard, but I suspect you've already heard of him. And the geniuses at Gates of Vienna never disappoint when it comes to the Global War on Terror. And Sarah has a great eye for what's important, whether in the world of politics, policy or purling. In addition, I may do more stuff for A Western Heart in the future.

Arts, Let's Go To Hollywood and Poetry: The amazing and prolific Sheila O'Malley is the first place you need to go. When she writes about poetry it makes my old Poetry Day posts seem like they were written by a third grader. Sheila has so much God-honest love for the movies, theater, and all the arts it's infectuous. Plus, in addition to his great blogging on feminism, life, chinchillas and a host of other subjects, Thursday poetry continues as always at Hugo Schwyzer's blog. Thank you, Hugo for all your support and love. Ccwbass is the blogger I once called "the Mark Russell of the blogosphere" for his poetry. And for food and wine, I dubbed Pursuit the unofficial sommelier of Annika's Journal.

C.T.O.T.I.O.T.D.: I always count on Beth to find the strangest, funniest, and coolest shit on the internets before anyone else does. And she's absolutely fearless, too.

Dumb-Ass Quizzes: The funnest things I ever did on this blog were the Jeopardy tournaments and the haiku contests. I don't know of anyone who wants to put in the work to organize those things, as they were time intensive. But if anyone does, I'd love to try participating as a contestant someday.

Faith: I could suggest The American Princess for half a dozen of these rubrics. But everytime the Pope speaks, I want to know what E.M. has to say about it. And from the non-Catholic perspective, the Midwest Conservative Journal is your best source. MCJ is also the very first blog to put Annika's Journal on its blogroll!

Fash-ism: When Candied Ginger went away, so did the best fashion blogging. I'm a big fan of Shoewawa instead of the other more annoying pajama-wearing shoe blogger. And although it's not a blog, Diva Village has everything you need to know in one fun place. I can't tell you how many fashion ideas I've gotten from them.

History: Obviously, Llama Butchers. Okay, not so obvious. But despite the name, Robert does a lot of excellent history related posts, and his interests are very similar to mine. Good sci-fi blogging too.

Hot Tub Friends and Peter Pumpkin Comics: Peter Pumpkin will return, after my hiatus, at Six Meat Buffet. I recently reviewed some of my HTF posts and decided that their comedy to amount of time it takes to make them ratio was not very high. Thus HTF may or may not return when I do.

Legal Mumbo Jumbo: E.M. being an expert in constitutional law among many other things, The American Princess wins again.

New Gun Nut Stuff: Publicola, who else? He's also one of the oldest and dearest supporters of Annika's Journal. Plus, he's smarter than a boatload of appellate judges, which ain't much of a compliment but trust me. The guy has forgotten more history and conlaw than most lawyers and journalists will ever know.

photoshopaholic: Rodger of Curmudgeonly & Skeptical puts out more photoshopped comedy than anyone in the blogosphere, and he's always spot-on. And "ROTFL" is normally just a figure of speech, but Jim Treacher has done some photoshopped shit that had me literally crying with laughter. Jim just might be the very first person ever to comment at my blog so he'll always have a special place in my heart, no matter where he's blogging.

Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts and The Huh? Files: For these Rubrics, it's Dawn Summers again. Mistress of the one-liner. Dawn, I bequeath to you my flashing Drudge style gif. Use it in good health.

Science & Technology: I like TechEBlog for product reviews, robot blogging and/or weird inventions. You never know what you'll find there.

Sex Please: No one did it better than Wegglywoo, and now that she's gone, nobody else is worth reading.

Sports: Humbug is my baseball muse, and the only blogger ever to give Annika's Journal a square on the periodic table. Besides having his picture in the dictionary under the entry for "blogger," Tony Pierce deserves to be hired by the L.A. Times sports desk, and sit in Jim Murray's chair. Ontario Emperor is the coach I wished I'd had when I was a kid. And Greg Cotharn won the A's J Fantasy Baseball league a few years ago. I owe Greg an apology for never giving him the trophy I promised. I think he's got one of my coffee mugs though!

I'd also like to thank my wonderful co-bloggers throughout the years: my oldest friend Franci; the lovely Ginger working hard at some fancy law firm I'm sure; James Finch and Coyote, wherever you guys are; the late Lynn Carrier; my smoking buddy Matt Scofield, a real man of genius; and especially Victor who is a dear friend, a fellow Seventies movie and Eighties music junkie, and who carried the tradition of Poetry Day so long and faithfully.

And to those who hooked me up to Munuviana: the aforementioned Victor; Susie who's still blogging strong; Ted, the Elder Statesman of Munuviana; and especially to Pixy Misa, the wizard behind our Oz, to whom I am indebted forever for this great platform to spout off and make nonsense, a very very sincere thank you.

I actually didn't plan to mention anybody by name in this final post because I didn't want to leave anyone out. I said it before, so forgive me if it's starting to sound trite. But I do have the best commenters in the blogosphere. My fellow Sacramentan Blu and Reagan80 and ElMondoHummus who each had my back always; the incredible Col. Steve who is way too smart to have been reading this thing; Strawman, who taught me the virtue of civility; and Will who's also got too much brains to come here; Radical Redneck, who kept me laughing and on my toes with all his NSFW shit; not to mention Kevin Kim; and Kyle and Amy and Mark Nicodemo and Joules and Spanky and Roach and Robbie and Calvin and Physics Geek and Otto and Matt Rustler and Law Fairy, and D-Rod and Mike C and Spork and Dave J and Zomby whose great comments were never often enough for my tastes.

Well now I've named lots of names, and no doubt I've left somebody out. But I can't not acknowledge the friendship and love of my two greatest blog benefactors, Casca and Shelly. Your friendship and encouragement has meant the world to me, even though we've never met. I may someday meet Shelly in a courtroom, and truth be told, I may meet Casca there too either as a client or a defendant — who knows? What else can I say about the two of you, except God bless you both — because He has blessed me with your friendship.

Well, if this were the Oscars, the music would be playing by now, so I better go because I'm getting all ferklempt.

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1 I'm going to be low for a while. You see, my heart is still aching to seek, but my fingers will question "whither"? I'm a little misty writing this, since few days in the past five or six years have not had Annika as part of them. Today we have to kiss you goodbye, because time and tide won't wait, and you are young, smart, and beautiful with the main course of life before you. One day, you'll kiss your child goodbye, and understand how I feel today. Reluctance OUT through the fields and the woods And over the walls I have wended; I have climbed the hills of view And looked at the world, and descended; I have come by the highway home, 5 And lo, it is ended. The leaves are all dead on the ground, Save those that the oak is keeping To ravel them one by one And let them go scraping and creeping 10 Out over the crusted snow, When others are sleeping. And the dead leaves lie huddled and still, No longer blown hither and thither; The last lone aster is gone; 15 The flowers of the witch-hazel wither; The heart is still aching to seek, But the feet question ‘Whither?’ Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than treason 20 To go with the drift of things, To yield with grace to reason, And bow and accept the end Of a love or a season? -Frost

Posted by: Casca at May 20, 2007 11:46 PM (2gORp)

2 Well, it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the memorable experience you provided us here. I wish you the best of luck. Farewell, Annika.

Posted by: reagan80 at May 21, 2007 12:06 AM (8/tWk)

3 Audio of Bob Hope and Shirley Ross singing "Thanks for the Memory" Thanks for the memory Of sentimental verse, nothing in my purse And chuckles when the preacher said "For better or for worse" How lovely it was [...] We said goodbye with a highball Then I got as "high" as a steeple But we were intelligent people No tears, no fuss, Hooray! For us So, thanks for the memory And strictly entre-nous, darling how are you? And how are all the little dreams that never did come true? Aw'flly glad I met you, cheerio, and toodle-oo And thank you so much.

Posted by: gcotharn at May 21, 2007 12:30 AM (Ucsqp)

4 Sublime You Tube of Hope and Ross. The comments thingy remembered my name and email address! Wow and farewell!

Posted by: gcotharn at May 21, 2007 12:56 AM (Ucsqp)

5 You're the best. Take care and good luck in everything you do!

Posted by: Mike C. at May 21, 2007 02:32 AM (2nDll)

6 You have broken my heart funny girl. Please drop by to my little site from time to time so I don't feel so lonely. Thanks for all the laughs and good fortune to you in all your endeavors.

Posted by: kyle N at May 21, 2007 03:41 AM (FGS1L)

7 You do know that you'll be back, don't you? You have been a joy.

Posted by: Rodger Schultz at May 21, 2007 04:38 AM (GG5st)

8 Well, if you HAVE to end this, at least you're shutting down on a high note. All the best to you in your real life.

Posted by: Gordon at May 21, 2007 04:50 AM (rPX2a)

9 Best to you, Annika, and thank you.

Posted by: DBrooks at May 21, 2007 05:31 AM (fE/DD)

10 I don't want to say goodbye, so I'll just say See ya at the Buffet...

Posted by: Sarah at May 21, 2007 05:34 AM (vrR+j)

11 I'd like to think that if you post again under a different name, I would know right away who you are. Whether you are being Jekyll or Hyde at the time there's a lovable core to your personality.

Posted by: Mark W at May 21, 2007 06:08 AM (4x8W0)

12 An excerpt from mourning poem from Stephen R. Donaldson: Be still, heart: Make no expostulation. Hold peace and grief and be still. _____________________ I appreciate the final shout-out and all the good times, A. Have a great life! No goodbyes here: we mourn, yes, but the story never ends. Kisses, tongue, and blind, clumsy groping, Kevin PS: You'll remain forever on my sidebar, of course. May the light of Eärendil never fade!

Posted by: Kevin Kim at May 21, 2007 06:08 AM (VhMXe)

13 And I see that I have bequeathed you a typo as well. Ha ha! As I said-- the story never ends. And now: onward! Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at May 21, 2007 06:12 AM (VhMXe)

14 Oh, and one more link for blu.

Posted by: will at May 21, 2007 06:21 AM (z62e3)

15 "confession: Annika isn't even my real name!"\ NO! Say it isn't so! OK, actually know that "she's" finished with this blog, I can let the secret out: "Annika" is actually a CalTrans road worker named Bubba who used this blog to let out his intellectual and feminine side without letting his drinking buddies know. They just wouldn't understand... Farewell Bubb...er...Annika! And seriously...we will miss you. See you on the other side...

Posted by: Billy at May 21, 2007 07:05 AM (JQe3J)

16 Later, kid. I'm sure I'll find you commenting on a poetry blog somewhere, and I'll be sure to say, "hi!"

Posted by: Victor at May 21, 2007 07:18 AM (1oGDT)

17 Annika, Looks like your Lebanese fans are so pissed they have broken out fighting! The best of luck to you, thanks for the ride, it was fun!

Posted by: Otto at May 21, 2007 07:45 AM (czVLs)

18 Right now, I kinda feel like I did when I was watching Carson for the very last time: Sad. Thanks for keeping it real and interesting, Annika. You had so many loyal readers because you were loyal to us. We could count on you for consistent thoughtfulness and entertainment. You've been the ideal hostess. Best of luck, amiga. Along with Ms. Annika, I'm going to miss all the amazing personalities that also made this site special. Thanks for the post that made it worth coming here day-after-day. There are too many brilliant people to name. Casca, you are a funny mother f*cker. Straw, thanks for the passion and the courage it took to show up knowing you were going to get hammered from all sides. Will, you are wrong but undeniably bright. (BTW, thanks for the final link - I'm sooooo in your head, dude! Reagan80, nearly every time you wrote something, I wish it had been me. And The Law Fairy, you didn't write a lot, but when you did, I always read it. A smart young attorney you are;-) Rock on, Annika!

Posted by: blu at May 21, 2007 08:09 AM (YIU3p)

19 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: dawn summers at May 21, 2007 08:14 AM (SOf9N)

20 Blu, you were an immense help to me when it came to dealing with the interlopers. Thanks for your support. After the diaspora, I guess we'll rally at 6MB.

Posted by: reagan80 at May 21, 2007 08:39 AM (bSS5O)

21 The best of luck to you. You'll be missed.

Posted by: Mark at May 21, 2007 08:44 AM (2MrBP)

22 Damn... the good ones all go away... and the bad ones just continue to despoil the ground they occupy. Farewell, Anni. One enjoyable stop on the blogosphere just disappeared for me. Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only! Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me; For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go, And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at May 21, 2007 08:57 AM (xHyDY)

23 You were the very first blogger to ever link to me, back in August 2003. I haven't forgotten, and I won't forget you. All the best, and I'll see you at a Cal game... Much love.

Posted by: Hugo Schwyzer at May 21, 2007 09:50 AM (yLeev)

24 Wow. I'm sad to see such a good thing come to the end. In a way, ending a blog is sort of weird; what becomes of those strange meta-relationships we form with bloggers who we never know personally, yet with whom we have constructed a sense of association and camaraderie? The "relationship" is suddenly ended, and the blogger returns to the background, not to be seen or "heard" from again (like the character of Roy in 'Blade Runner' who, as he lays dying, says to Harrison Ford "All those moments will be lost in time....like tears in rain.") A bit melodramatic for a blog that's come to an end, I suppose, but the sentiment is sort of the same. I'll miss the Wednesday poetry, and secretly will never forgive Annika for not having included one of my favorites, the following gem from Edgar Allen Poe. It seems somewhat apropos, so I'll part with a "kiss upon the brow," and say thanks, Annika, for having shared so much with all of us! A Dream Within A Dream Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep- while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?

Posted by: Dan-O at May 21, 2007 10:15 AM (yMnY4)

25 \"The Annika you know is so much funnier, sexier, friendlier, smarter and cooler than I could ever hope to be in real life.\" Wow. The Annika I know is none of those things, so God help the person behind Annika.

Posted by: Sporty at May 21, 2007 10:35 AM (0Xdf/)

26 You are what you post baby.

Posted by: Casca at May 21, 2007 11:37 AM (Y7t14)

27 This'd suck a lot more if you weren't headed to 6MB in the near future. So I'll just say see you there and leave it at that.

Posted by: Matt at May 21, 2007 11:46 AM (10G2T)

28 I'm glad the smell of turkey soup simmering on the stove is filling my house right now because it's comforting. Say good-bye to Annika's Journal and then overdose on turkey soup, falling into a turkey coma. Sounds like a plan. I'll pray that you ace the law exam. After watching "Bleak House" on PBS recently, I want to stay out of courtrooms, especially Victorian ones, forever--good old Charles Dickens--but I believe you'd be the anti-Evil-Victorian-Lawyer whose long name I can't remember.

Posted by: Joules at May 21, 2007 12:35 PM (u4CYb)

29 So long, Annie. I remember at your blog's one year anniversary when you hinted that you'd thought about ending your blog then. I consider the last 3 years as bonus time, all of which I enjoyed. Take care, and see you around the Intertubes.

Posted by: physics geek at May 21, 2007 01:20 PM (MT22W)

30 Annika, we'll miss you. You're the greatest. Good luck on the bar, in life, and in love. You really were one of my favorite blogs, one of four or five I checked daily after I paired down my selection to the best of the best. Seriously, take care.

Posted by: Roach at May 21, 2007 02:31 PM (1BjlW)

31 You'll be back. They always come back!

Posted by: Jim Treacher at May 21, 2007 04:06 PM (0jtcT)

32 I'm so bummed you're leaving. I really am. But selfish thoughts aside: I wish you the best of luck. You're terrific!!

Posted by: sheila at May 21, 2007 05:13 PM (J1ELb)

33 In the immortal words of Webb Wilder: Work hard, rock hard, sleep hard, eat hard, grow big, wear glasses if you need 'em. Don't be gone too long whoever you are. Some of us still need to be disabused of our notions about Fred Thompson.

Posted by: smantix at May 21, 2007 05:50 PM (1SFdZ)

34 You were one of the very first bloggers I ever read, so I suppose I just assumed annika's journal would ALWAYS be here. I'm sad to see this place go, but I know we all take comfort in knowing we're not seeing YOU go. Not by a long shot: you're going to take the world by storm. Good luck on the Bar, Annie. You know there's this teensy 95% of the profession that make the rest of us look so bad: you'll not be a part of it. And best wishes in everything you do. "May the light of Eärendil never fade!" I so wish I'd been the one to say that, Kevin. To be outdone in one's Tolkien geekery...it's devastating. :-p

Posted by: Dave J at May 21, 2007 05:57 PM (PEbS4)

35 Thank you for sharing yourself with readers like me. As a recent visitor to your journal and one-time commenter, I enjoyed thoroughly your efforts. Best wishes and God Bless You (whoever you really are), Annika.

Posted by: RobS at May 21, 2007 06:18 PM (vkrRz)

36 Annie, Sorry to see you close shop, but quitting at the top is always the best way out. Your blog was one of the inspirations for my humble effort, and always a terrific read. Good luck to you, and good bye. Best regards, Pursuit

Posted by: Pursuit at May 21, 2007 06:54 PM (N155d)

37 Heh, this is/was one helluva party, only I'm sure we're all a lot uglier in person. Speaking of ugly, there's someone who is conspicuous in their absence, and I'm not talking about that supercilious dipshit LF. Considering that he usually sends me fifty-five emails a day, and today I only got two can only mean one thing. He's at a place where we hardboiled assholes hate to be; i.e. moved beyond words. He's probably sitting in his car down the block waiting for the right moment to make his entrance.

Posted by: Casca at May 21, 2007 07:51 PM (2gORp)

38 :-(

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 21, 2007 07:55 PM (cOyko)

39 "He's at a place where we hardboiled assholes hate to be; i.e. moved beyond words." You speak of Clint Eastwood, of course. Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at May 21, 2007 07:59 PM (1PcL3)

40 Y'know, Cas, for a trained killer you are really pretty much of a blubbering pussy. But I have to say, the Frost piece was right on the clit. Sorry I'm late, but I had a long day today, won a long motion for summary judgment that took three hours and then an indeterminate Airport meeting that kept me until now. Annie, I hope we never meet in a courtroom, because that means I'll be trying a case next year, and my plans are to do nothing but lobby from now on. It's already 90% of my practice so I'm making it 100%. I will be a fully recovering lawyer. But I am going to watch for you. I have my spies, and the rules are over since you are no longer a blogger, so you know where to find me when you need some help with the bureaucracy that is the Bar. I may even visit the exam in July and tap you on the back or something (naw, just kidding, I wouldn't do that). Seriously, I envy you. You are a young, bright lawyer about to enter into the world's second oldest profession, and you have the world by the tail. Just hold on tight, because it is a great ride, really. Just never, I mean NEVER, sell your integrity for any client, no matter how important or how much money. Those that do, never sleep well again. We all wish you well on the exam, but I'm not worried, even a little bit. I'd bet the farm on you.

Posted by: shelly at May 21, 2007 08:27 PM (JQe3J)

41 Annie, we're having a party in your honor! Come and join us! :-p

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 21, 2007 09:20 PM (cOyko)

42 Thanks much, you are kind and fun. this has been going on for more than a bit now hasn't it? makes me jealous for somethin new for me as well seeing you actually do it. Whatever has happened here, annie has revealed that she is well put in being "sin egen kvinde". My best for you going forward, do hope to c ya around

Posted by: Scof at May 21, 2007 11:37 PM (nE8Mg)

43 LMAO, nothing but love from a homo-erotic Trojan fan.

Posted by: Casca at May 22, 2007 12:25 AM (2gORp)

44 Just never, I mean NEVER, sell your integrity for any client, no matter how important or how much money. Those that do, never sleep well again. Wise words, I will vouch for them. Odd, though, that they come from someone who is becoming 100% lobbyist. Yep, we Americans are proud of the fact we get to vote, though the real corridors of power are patrolled by those who seek to redirect the attention of our representives to the vested interests of their corporate sponsors (unless the lobbyist is working for a non-profit). Of course, there will be a stout defense of this short circuit of American liberty and democracy; odd that we are focused on spreading democracy around the globe when it is slipping from our hands here.

Posted by: will at May 22, 2007 04:16 AM (z62e3)

45 Will: Knowing what you can change and what you can't is simply part of growing up. Don't worry too much, not much important gets changed; just a few contracts, etc. people chasing after the mighty buckaroo. I've changed a lot of things in my day; I like to think I made a lot of changes for the good. But, yes, they were for clients for pay. I don't take on issues with which I disagree anymore, a luxury that comes later in life, after you've succeeded and everyone wants your help. But in my earlier days, it was not so easy, and once in a while I was not 100% on board with my cause. That is a lawyer's plight, to be sure, and because everyone is entitled to a defense or a lawyer, we defend it as being a part of the advocacy system. But for the lawyer with morality, it can be trying. Annie will not have to face this too often, and I am confident that when she does, she'll make the right decisions. She has a true moral compass.

Posted by: shely at May 22, 2007 06:55 AM (JQe3J)

46 I will miss you. I probably shouldn't blog, either, as I don't have time to do it well or often. Good luck in your career. I guess my dream of someday seeing you in your clown costume and your cute little clown nose will never happen. I wish you the best of everything.

Posted by: Joints at May 22, 2007 06:56 AM (Dh/a/)

47 Annika, Your blog was the ONLY blog a visited religiously, and even though I didn't comment all that frequently, I want you to know I enjoyed it each time I surfed your way. You inspired me to give bloggin a whirl, and are probably the only blog out there that links to mine. Maybe your leaving will spur me to continue my blog in a new light... My most sincere wishes for luck and success in your future... Take care, Rob

Posted by: Rob at May 22, 2007 08:28 AM (wJxri)

48 I don't know about the Carson comparison above. I don't want Bette Midler to come out and start singing. But the Eagles comparison may be appropriate. Or the Sugar Ray Leonard, or Michael Jordan, or any comparison of someone who emphatically quit, and just emphatically came back. We can only hope. "Coach" (heh)

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at May 22, 2007 01:06 PM (BSx9z)

49 Shelly demanded that I come say a proper goodbye. And you know how I love being bossed around by women. You will be sorely missed, young lady.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at May 22, 2007 01:14 PM (/aK2z)

50 Annika recommended me to the Munuvia universe and to www.stripcreator.com, which gave birth to Peter Pumpkin and my Pierre the Peacemonger. Thanks!

Posted by: Mark at May 22, 2007 02:19 PM (2MrBP)

51 Although you certainly won't need it, good luck on the dreaded bar exam! Thanks for having such a great blog... I'm sorry to see you go (even though I don't comment as often as I used to, I still enjoy your blog very much). I wish you the best in your life, career, etc. -- and while I would love the challenge, I'm a little nervous at the thought of ever being up against you in court

Posted by: The Law Fairy at May 22, 2007 03:05 PM (XUsiG)

52 Good Bye Annika (or whatever your name is) Sorry I'm late, was in College park MD Monday. My son graduated (aero space engineering) and is on to a GE internship and U of Cin. for an advance degree. I am a proud dad. On to the matter at hand! I will miss you and your sneering harpies. Some of them are good natured and others less so. Blu Ray gun and I have a nice understanding. Shelly and Kascha less so. RR is obviously out of his gourd but friendly in a shit kicker way, LF and Mondo, and many others I am glad to have met. I am grateful to you for providing the forum and the always thoughtful and sincere ruminations on things important and sometimes not so important. I appreciate you letting me say my piece and ruffle a few feathers. I think, like most institutions, this place was a tad better for the diversity of opinion. Imagine if you all just sat around rehashing your constricted views of reality patting each other on the back. Some fun that! I will take the civility remark at face value, dismiss the irony and say it was my pleasure. I wish you well and I know you understand that BMWÂ’s and F-18Â’s are just different kinds of transport. Knowing where you want to be and what you want to do when you get there is what matters. Good Luck. Strawman Ps: And if you come to the Big Apple give us a call and let us take you out for a fine meal.

Posted by: Strawman at May 22, 2007 04:52 PM (et8nf)

53 For posterity's sake, one should note that no individual was more loathed, or loathsome than this ass. Don't be fooled by his momentary guise of civility. His vile comments about my son, and our men in uniform are out there in the archives. He, and no doubt his progeny, if he truly has any, are the kind of parasites who feed off the good in this country made possible by better men, much as he did on this blog. To quote Kirk Douglas in In Harms Way, "Bums like him are with us always."

Posted by: Casca at May 22, 2007 05:39 PM (2gORp)

54 Now that you mention it Cas, the very tone is reminiscent of Commander Neal Owynn, about whom the remark was made. This is the only part of this blog I really won't miss. In fact, I'm sorry I came back to check out of habit. With any luck at all, he won't find the new blog we settle on.

Posted by: shelly at May 22, 2007 06:15 PM (JQe3J)

55 Finis!

Posted by: strawman at May 22, 2007 08:16 PM (et8nf)

56 Annika: To quote from my alma mater And when our work is done Our course on Earth is run May it be said "Well done, Be thou at peace." And though your course is not done, as you start another chapter, may I simply add "Well done." And having grown up near Robert Frost's home, let me add that "knowing how way leads on to way/I doubted if I should ever come back" -- I hope you consider coming back at some point. Thanks for an always interesting diversion from the campaign of life.

Posted by: Col Steve at May 22, 2007 09:49 PM (gh4H5)

57 Damn, I'm going to miss you.

Posted by: zombyboy at May 23, 2007 10:40 AM (5eHst)

58 Goodbye, Godspeed, and good luck. And let us know (say, via Skippy) when you come back, wherever that might be.

Posted by: Sigivald at May 23, 2007 11:53 AM (4JnZM)

59 I'm so bummed! Your blog was often where I came for an insightful look into what "the other side" (heh) was saying/thinking about current events (the games and pop culture stuff was fun too); and I must say it's been very helpful in broadening my personal point(s) of view and understanding from where others were coming. You completely RAWK and I'm sure you'll be met with great success in all that you do. Best wishes!!

Posted by: Amy Bo Bamy at May 23, 2007 01:32 PM (+MIbX)

60 This is the only part of this blog I really won't miss. In fact, I'm sorry I came back to check out of habit. Me, too! So much of it is posturing, anyway, and really unworthy of our best selves. My 10 year old autistic son just began reading last week. Now there's something to get worked up about.

Posted by: Joules at May 23, 2007 01:52 PM (u4CYb)

61 like george bush regarding Iraq, im in denial about your retirement. email me and lets do a farewell im interview

Posted by: tony pierce at May 24, 2007 10:41 PM (vpBPb)

62 My son graduated (aero space engineering) and is on to a GE internship and U of Cin. for an advance degree. I am a proud dad. Straw, stop lying about your offspring! WE know the REAL story!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 25, 2007 01:05 AM (A5rvF)

63 Ah, Tony Pierce takes time out from the intellectual rigor of the LA echo chamber to leave a turd on Annika's doorstep. Wonder what he'll blog about about when Aquavelvajad and Osama pop the nuke at Long Beach. Oh yeah, "George Bush is an idiot", brilliant stuff that.

Posted by: Casca at May 25, 2007 07:52 AM (2gORp)

64 RR, You let me down, I was expecting to see that parthenogenetic shark! Next time.

Posted by: Spawnman at May 25, 2007 09:39 AM (Vt2oz)

65 Gee RR, I though for sure you would go for the parthenogenetic shark! You are so unpredictable.

Posted by: Spawnman at May 25, 2007 09:49 AM (Vt2oz)

66 delete either one....

Posted by: Strawman at May 25, 2007 09:51 AM (Vt2oz)

67 Always nice to hear from the lunatic fringe.

Posted by: Casca at May 25, 2007 11:13 PM (2gORp)

68 Hey I just discoverd you blog today and I am sad your finishing it up.

Posted by: Nola at May 26, 2007 07:49 AM (ARw8X)

69 Here's an old saw: "If you love something wild, let it go free; if it comes back to you, it will love you forever." So folks, it is time to let go of Annie. If she comes back, we'll have her forever.

Posted by: shelly at May 26, 2007 08:51 AM (JQe3J)

70 So, you wait until now to come out of the closet?

Posted by: Casca at May 30, 2007 09:08 PM (2gORp)

71 Casca, pleez come to 6 Meat Buffet. We miss you.

Posted by: Joules at May 30, 2007 09:48 PM (u4CYb)

72 Spam & cockroaches, both go on forever.

Posted by: Casca at June 05, 2007 07:24 PM (2gORp)

73 I figured "annika" would like this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=459729&in_page_id=1773 check out that ass! and those thighs! yummy cottage cheese!

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Gigantic rock concerts are good for hearing crappy live renditions of old songs, seeing the backs of a lot of people's heads, getting wasted and dehydrated, and later on wearing a t-shirt so you can say how fun it all was.

But if they couldn't even get Kerry elected, how can they be expected to save the world?

Daltrey and Geldof, veterans of just about every big charity concert in history, apparently believe as I do.

THE WHO's ROGER DALTRY has blasted the big Wembley gig Gore is organising to raise awareness of global warming.

The huge concert - which features performances from the likes of MADONNA and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - is taking place at Wembley on July 7 and in other countries around the world.

But Roger, who played with U2 at Live Aid and Live8, reckons the whole thing is a waste of time.

Speaking exclusively to Bizarre, Roger said: "Bo***cks to that! The last thing the planet needs is a rock concert.

"I can't believe it. Let's burn even more fuel.

"We have problems with global warming, but the questions and the answers are so huge I don't know what a rock concert's ever going to do to help.

"Everybody on this planet at the moment, unless they are living in the deepest rainforest in Brazil, knows about climate change.”

The rocker, who used to sing about my g-generation, added: "My answer is to burn all the f***ing oil as quick as possible and then the politicians will have to find a solution.”

Here's what Geldof said:

Roger's comments come hot on the heels of SIR BOB GELDOFÂ’s equally scathing views.

Last week the Live Aid hero lashed out, saying: "Why is Gore actually organising them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect?

"Everybody's known about that problem for years. We are all f***ing conscious of global warming."

Again Roger complains that unlike the original Live Aid in 1985, where the money went directly to famine relief, the follow-up 20 years later had no achievable aims.

Roger moaned: "What did we really achieve at Live 8? We got loads of platitudes and no action.

"Who were we kidding there?"

h/t Cranky

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The final post is coming later. No "blaze of glory" or anything like that. I won't have time to do it until later today though.

Meanwhile, watch Phil Stacey show how it's done:

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Many of you enjoyed the rubric "American Skankwomen," which was originally designed to poke fun at Brittany, then morphed into an anti-Lindsay Logan category.

When Annika's Journal is gone, do not despair. Let me recommend that you subscribe to Michael Buckley's videoblog, What The Buck? He is brilliant!

Watch Michael crack on Brittany, Paris and Lindsay.

"The gays can rejoice in their new Liza." LOL, that is too funny.

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Say it ain't so.

My parents, I'm sure, have pictures of seven-year-old Annie sporting the Madonna net vest, the dangly beaded earrings, the pleated skirt with dance tights, and most importantly the day-glo tanktop with matching socks and L.A. Gears.

[Those pictures must never see the light of day.]

But now I hear day-glo is making a comeback!

the current revival of black tights, black vests, winkle-pickers, porkpie hats, white-rimmed Ray-Bans, skinny jeans, skinny ties, skinny belts, crimped hair, asymmetrical hair, lace gloves, shoulder pads, pleated pants, bandage skirts, metal mesh and checkered Vans should have made the point that the Â’80s was a decade rich in ideas so bad they were good enough to repeat. But neon? WasnÂ’t that the color of Boy GeorgeÂ’s hair in 1984?

...

This spring smartly dressed women are taking their cues from the bursts of daffodils and tulips that make the drab concrete of city streets seem pleasingly vibrant, as if they were outlined with a highlighter. Their recipe is quite simple, in that they have taken Coco ChanelÂ’s adage about accessories and turned it backward: Pile on all the beige, cream and navy you like, look in the mirror and then add one more piece in neon.

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[On August 28 and 29 of last year, I interviewed the famous Skippy Stalin of the blog Eat Every Sandwich. What follows are some highlights from that interview.] more...

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Twenty-five bucks will get you this device, which will do what you might normally do by counting "one hippopotomus, two hippopotomus" for free.

Comes in blue or red! What will they think of next?

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Remember when overpopulation was all the rage?

Okay, this was just an excuse to do one last Goldie Hawn post.

Update: More overpopulation humor at 6MB.

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After Tuesday night's performances I said to Chris, "If I were scoring tonight, it'd have to be Blake 2, Jordin 1, Melinda 0"

The fact is, Melinda Doolittle never had a bad week on American Idol. So how could she lose? I think it's because she never had a bad week.

Americans love the underdog. But to be an underdog, you have to lose a little and she is such a superior talent it was impossible for her to give a bad performance. So why did I say she scored a zero? Because I got used to her. She'd raised her own bar too high. She peaked too early.

Plus, Nutbush City Limits?!?! wtf was that? Somebody needs to find the producer that picked that song and kick him in the shins. I get the whole Tina Turner thing, but couldn't they have picked a song with an actual hook in it? Or maybe one with more than three words to the lyrics?

Melinda will be fine. Winning AI can be like winning the Heisman anyway. For every Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood there's a Taylor Hicks or Ruben Studdard. I know, who are they?

Personally, I hope Melinda goes the jazz route rather than the R&B route. Her rendition of My Funny Valentine was one of the classic Idol performances of all time, in my opinion.

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...how can we expect her to make the life-or-death decisions concerning national security?

Hillary wants you to pick a song for her.

Update: I just realized there's a write in spot at the bottom of Hillary's voting list. Go stuff the ballot box with The Bitch Is Back!

h/t 6MB

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1. c.a. Marks of Alabama Improper asks: "Farewell tour? Wha?" Yes, Farewell Tour is what I'm calling this series of posts, which are intended to tie up the loose ends of blogging before I quit. Also blogging about blogging is as easy as pie.

2. Beth of My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy asks: "So why are you quitting, dammit?!!!" The short answer is that I need to take two months off to study for the bar exam. The long answer is that I've been thinking about quitting for some time now and this two month break seems like the best time to do it. I suspect that living life without constantly judging every waking thought as blogworthy/unblogworthy might be incredibly refreshing for me. Also I haven't been really proud of anything I've written here since the Pepys post, and even that was derivative. Finally, I might quote Woody Allen, who said "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. . . . It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark." Blogs are not dissimilar.

3. Maximum Leader of Naked Villainy asks: "So after six months of inactivity I should de-link Annika's Journal? Is that what you are saying?" No one must ever de-link Annika's Journal lest bad karma erupt. See my related post here. Regarding the supernatural power of this blog, see also here and here.

4. Why don't you just take a temporary leave of absence. You won't be able to stay away permanently. On the contrary, I have committed to quitting Annika's Journal, which I think has achieved all I set out for it, and more.

5. So does that mean you will blog again someday, just not at this place? The plan is that after the California Bar Exam (on July 24, 25 and 26) I might occasionally post at the two other blogs where I have privileges, which are Six Meat Buffet, and A Western Heart.

6. What will happen to Peter Pumpkin The Spectacular Pumpkin? Preston has agreed, quite recklessly, to give Peter Pumpkin a new home at 6MB.

7. Why won't you blog about the Bar Exam experience? I know of some excellent bar exam bloggers, who have passed. I also know my own limitations. The California Bar is the hardest one in the country, so I plan to follow a strict study schedule. Most people take one review course, but I've signed up for three. I don't want to have any excuses for not passing. The cost of failing is enormous. I already spend countless hours each week blogging, and so I know the only way to avoid the distraction is to quit cold-turkey.

8. Ed asks: "Can you dedicate your last days by writing a LOT about the democrats running for POTUS?" I would, but the Republicans running are so much more interesting right now.

9. Radical Redneck wonders why I didn't call one of his e-mails my favorite. The answer is that most of the time I was too afraid to open his e-mails.

10. ElMondoHummus asks "Where are the Lindsay fans gonna post when you're gone?" I would suggest they go here!

11. SkippyStalin is too polite to ask, but I know he's thinking: "Hey what the hell happened to that interview you said you were going to post?" I interviewed SkippyStalin back in August and never posted it. I suck, I know. It was a really fun interview, but long. Maybe I'll at least post the highlights before I go.

12. Publicola asks: "Which Stacy Adams would go best with a retro 1911?" This is not technically an end of the blog question, but I'm happy to answer. I'm not too familiar with Stacy Adams, so I perused the website. If you're talking retro, I'd line the contemporary shoes right out. Now when I think retro guns, I think film noir, and that means snubnosed .38. But Publicola wants to know about which shoe to match with a 1911, so that's a totally different look. After much thought, the answer is obvious. The Madison, in black or cognac, would be perfect for Publicola's needs.

I would be happy to answer any other questions anyone might have in the few days left, just ask.

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Doh Doh!

This video is captioned "Jordanian Special Forces on an exercise."

Not quite as impressive as it was intended to be.

Update: Watch that dude in the back of the truck. That had to have been fatal.

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Not that it really matters now, but I wondered: what would cause someone to de-link Annika's Journal? I mean, if someone blogrolled me at one time, then decided to remove me years later, it must have been something I said right? Because it costs you nothing to keep me on there for old time's sake.

What have I ever done that might possibly be considered de-link-worthy?

Answer: nothink.

My policy regarding de-linking on my own blogroll has always been six months of inactivity. Although for Ginger, I stretched it out longer and a part of me still thinks/hopes she'll return someday.

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No one says good-bye like Shakespeare.

Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!

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I feel like with six days of blogging left, every post I do should contain wisdom of surpassing profundity.

Instead I got nothing.

So hey, did you catch Dancing With The Stars tonight? Let me tell you, Anton and Julianne's cha-cha was almost pornographic. No, it was pornographic. I watched it three times just to make sure. It was also quite simply the most exciting performance I have seen in three seasons of obsession with that show. Absolutely loved it! The video is here.

Did you know Julianne is Mormon? There goes that stereotype.

And don't give me any more of that "we've got a brother and sister type relationship," Julie. I saw Anton slip you the tongue during that last hold. If you two aren't doing it by now, I don't know what you're waiting for!

Overall, tonight's show had amazing performaces from every couple on every dance. But the standouts for me, besides Anton's cha-cha, were Joey and Kym's jive and Laila and Maksim's cha-cha. I've become a huge Laila Ali fan. She can really shake it.

I don't think any of these four couples deserve to go home next week. If I had to predict, I'd say Ian and Cheryl, despite Ian's breakthrough 30 score. I'd hate to see Cheryl go though. I really think she's the best all around pro of the bunch.

Speaking of stars and pro's getting it on, what's the deal with Kym and Joey staying out 'til 2:30 one night, and then going on a Disney date? Is there more DWTS love in the air? I don't know. Kym recently broke an engagement, but Joey's married.

technorati: dancing with the stars

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Every time the Post Office raises the price of stamps, I trot out an old joke I heard years ago.

[I say] Did you hear the post office just raised the price of stamps again?

[You say] They did?

[I say] Yah, they needed the money to buy more "next window please" signs.

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Who was that brilliant thinker who said this?:

Listen, i'm not saying i think people should have rushed him or anything like that. If i was unarmed, and i was a guy, i'm not sure i would have had the guts to rush him. Even if a couple of other guys went with me. In the spur of the moment, I can understand hesitating, who wants to be the one guy who gets shot so the others can jump him? Bravery like that doesn't exist in our culture anymore, as Professor Librescu demonstrated. What i am saying is that one guy with a gun could have stopped the whole thing. And every. body. fucking. knows. It. One guy. Because, think about it... If you're unarmed, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to jump a guy with two guns, but if you're sitting in that room, and you know you've got a gun in your pocket there is absolutely no way you're not going to use it. How could you live with yourself if 32 people die and you know you could have stopped it? You'd have to intervene. Whereas, unarmed people don't have that kind of motivation. They are more likely to wait for the Librescus of the world to save them.

Update: Part 2 is here.

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[an Annika's Journal list]

• JR's Texas Barbeque


• The Rancho Cordova range
• The patio at The Firehouse, and their crabcakes
• Kayaking on the American River
• The State Capitol and park
• Winco
• The Gold Country and foothills
• Armstrong and Getty

Things I won't miss:

• Stupid traffic on every single freeway
• Stupid one way streets that make no sense
• Stupid unnecessary and counterproductive car-pool lanes
• K Steet
• The Kings
• The mosquito

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From Orson Scott Card's* recent column, "Civilization Watch," on the global warming debate:

How many thousands do you want to spend this year on preventing global warming? And after you find out that there's no proof that humans even cause it, or that it's even a bad thing, how many thousands do you want to spend "just in case"?

Two thousand? Surely you can afford two thousand. What about five thousand?

You're not writing your check. I guess you're not such a true believer after all.

[GW advocate and columnist Andrew] Brod also ignores the fact that the British government report was issued in support of policy changes that are, by any rational standard, pathetic. The changes they are making are ludicrously inadequate to change the levels of greenhouse gases to any significant degree. Given that the results will be near zero, any costs, however divided, might seem exorbitant.

Brod likens this to insurance, but it is not. Insurance is designed to pay you money after a loss. It does not prevent a loss. The valid comparison is to protection money: Somebody comes to you and demands you pay money "or you might have a fire." You pay the money so that they won't burn you out of business.

That's what the global-warming protection racket is about: Hey, we can't prove anything is actually happening, but look how many people we've got to agree with us! You'd better make a whole bunch of sacrifices which, by coincidence, exactly coincide with the political agenda of the anti-Western anti-industrial religion of ecodeism -- or global warming will get you!

At the most basic metaphysical level, we are all ignorant of the future. I can predict that the earth will continue to revolve as it did today, and thus the sun will come up tomorrow. But to a metaphysical certainty, I have no idea whether I will be proven correct until it happens. If I look out my window, I can't even say for certain that the earth is spinning, or even that it is round. For those facts, I rely on the scientific consensus and my blind faith in the research and observations of others. I have enough confidence in those observations that I don't worry if they are wrong.

But global warming predictions are not based on observations. They can't be, because no one can observe the future. Therefore, when I make a judgment that global warming science is right or wrong, metaphysically speaking, I have no idea what the truth is. Whatever my opinion is, it can only be based on the observations of others, since I have not done the research. But the important point is that nobody has made the relevant observations necessary for proof. Not even the scientists. The data cannot be collected or observed, since the data does not yet exist.

For hundreds of years, Newton's laws were considered to be truth for two simple reasons. First, they accurately described the observed motion of objects and second, they accurately predicted the motion of objects as observed in the future. Based on the technology that existed to detect the necessary proof, Newton's laws were reliable.

Now, of course, we know that Newton's laws are wrong — or at least incomplete. Einstein has superceded them. Only advances in technology have allowed us to see that descriptions of reality based on Newton's work could only approximate reality. Newton gets us close enough for most purposes, but metaphysically speaking, it is not truth.

Yet for hundreds of years, Newton's laws were indistinguishable from the accepted version of reality. (Einstein blew a hole in that by showing us that reality itself is relative.) But the point I'm trying to make is that scientific consensus does not equal truth — even if the scientific consensus, as with pre-Einsteinian physics, conforms to observed reality and appears to predict future observed reality. Global warming theory, since it seeks to predict catastrophes that are far off in the future, doesn't even have those things going for it.†

h/t protein wisdom
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* A science fiction writer. I read his most famous book Ender's Game, and thought it was creepy and over-rated.

† Which is not to say that GW science is wrong, only that we can not presently know whether it's right or wrong. This is why there's such an emphasis on "consensus." But the media, who don't understand the scientific method, continue to misrepresent "consensus" as truth, when in fact it is not. Without the ability to obtain proof, consensus is about the best people can do, but it is still something short of proof.

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When this blog is long gone, its lasting legacy to the world will be enshrined at the Urban Dictionary.

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1 Speaking for the lurkers: "I couldn't be more proud." I will be disappointed, however, if you never run for Senate.

Posted by: Mark W at May 10, 2007 10:18 PM (AVyfN)

2 It shows that you have too much talent to waste your life as a lawyer. Instead, you should entertain us.

Posted by: Jake at May 11, 2007 06:28 AM (V6rxT)

3 Frankly, I don't care what she does, just as long as she occasionally IM's me to straighten me out.

Posted by: Casca at May 11, 2007 06:35 AM (Y7t14)

4 Say it ain't so! When you have a child - you never plan for them to go first! I remember her first blog and her first poem on www.soulparking.com - and now I am seeing it all just disappear! No way! Greetings from Hong Kong!

Posted by: GS Jackson at May 11, 2007 08:29 AM (bpGC4)

5 Bronco Bomber seems a veiled reference to OJ and terrorism, an attempt to link Obama with the perils of jihadists, the farce of celebrity justice, and something racial too, which is always makes voters go "ooooh". She's a crafty hatchet lady for the GOP! this beats the willie horton ad by a mile

Posted by: Scof at May 11, 2007 09:09 AM (a3fqn)

6 Hey Straw, those yoga lessons sure paid off!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 11, 2007 07:52 PM (49yM9)

7 Annika, this might be a strange read, but I have just GOT to tell you that you were in a very long and weird dream I had this morning. We were high school classmates. We were two members of a four-member team. Our assignment was to compete with other teams to be the first to complete a maze made up of paths through a large woods. At one point we were on a path that ran alongside a small lake -- about the size of a baseball field. There was a large boulder sticking out of the lake about 100 feet from us, and rising about 20 feet of the lake's surface. The boulder was covered with snow on the half that was to our right. Above the half-snow-covered rock -- from a tree branch above -- hung a wooden box that was about the size of a large microwave oven. You lit a cigarette and I told you, "There's no smoking in the woods." You said, "Oh," and flicked the cigarette out over the lake and it hit the snowy side of the boulder. The snow burst into flames and the box above was burnt in a flash and a large pterydactl-like bird fell out of the box and into the water. The bird was just below the surface, face-up, and trying to get it's head out of water and it's body upright. You pointed and shouted, "It's warring! It's Warring!", which I immediately understood to mean that it was on a personal jihad against drowning. The bird did manage to get upright and essentially walk along the surface of the lake to the shore to our left. We and the the rest of our team went on to complete the maze and arrive back at school. That's all I want to tell you because the dream got really weird after that. Dang, I'm gonna miss you.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 11, 2007 09:12 PM (3hGnJ)

8 Spork, thanks for sharing that with us. Clearly, you've found out about Sally D. Better lay off; it's worse than LSD.

Posted by: shelly at May 12, 2007 04:13 AM (h/YdH)

9 Well, Shelly, I have no idea who or what Sally D is. Alls I know is that is a bright light that shall be sorely missed. But, she'll be back. I can dream can't I?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 12, 2007 04:31 AM (3hGnJ)

10 Whoops. That should have read: Alls I know is that Annika is a bright light that shall be sorely missed. Damn that Sally D.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 12, 2007 04:35 AM (3hGnJ)

11 Spork, when you say "the dream got really weird after that," are you implying the first part isn't? I do understand your angst though, I too shall miss this wonderful Journal and...can I really say this?....I may have found an attorney I like.

Posted by: Mike C. at May 12, 2007 06:48 AM (A5s0y)

12 Thanks for the kind words everybody. Hey Sporky, I had the exact same dream last night! How weird is that? Only it looked more like this.

Posted by: annika at May 12, 2007 07:39 AM (WfR6S)

13 Sally D. or, more correctly, Salvia divinorum - is the current drug de jour of the idiot set. The laws have not yet made it illegal, so they smoke it. It is a hallogen and much more dangerous than even LSD. Make sure that your kids are not trying it. It is seriously dangerous.

Posted by: shelly at May 12, 2007 09:30 AM (h/YdH)

14 I was hoping Annika's dream would have looked more like this.

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