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July 25, 2008

Wait Just A Damn Minute!

I'm sorry. Did I fuckin' miss something, or isn't this guy not even the nominee yet? Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the "moment" when we "change" the "world" into a liberal "paradise" -- with "peace," "healthcare" and free Slurpees for all -- doesn't that "moment" come after the "moment" when the dude actually gets elected president?

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July 14, 2008

What Is Wrong With People?!

Community organizer is NOT A REAL FUCKING JOB!!!

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1 Oh, come now. There are plenty of examples of community organizers who've made that occupation into a full-time job. Hezbollah, Hamas, the Taliban...

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at July 15, 2008 05:12 AM (xHyDY)

2 good point.

Posted by: annika at July 15, 2008 05:18 AM (7mlAj)

3 Seems like Dan Quayle was over qualified.

Posted by: chuck at July 15, 2008 12:46 PM (jTT87)

4 Well then, we could look as his work as a law professor. He is probably the only professor in history to not have one article or paper published in a peer publication.

Posted by: Jake at July 15, 2008 03:52 PM (NM195)

5 I thought his status as octoroon guaranteed him the throne. What is this world coming to? Just hand over all your money and he won't hurt you.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at July 15, 2008 05:42 PM (en6f7)

6 Rush is right, there is something magical about him. Perhaps after vanishing our capital gains he can make the statue of Liberty disappear too. (and yes, ofcourse I had to look up 'octoroon')

Posted by: Mike C. at July 15, 2008 06:32 PM (4gHqM)

7 Octoroon has a nice ring to it, but clearly he's mulatto. Boomshakalacka comrades.

Posted by: Casca at July 16, 2008 03:13 PM (gOOVv)

8 OK, Annie, come clean; are you in the blogging biz or not? I had a girlfriend years ago who would appear for a while, disappear for months and reappear without any notice. This went on for years; are you her daughter?

Posted by: shelly at July 17, 2008 05:12 AM (4gHqM)

9 Stop resisting the Obamania! Obama is the new Chuck Norris! However, unlike Chuck, Obama weeps frequently over the blight of social injustice in the world and American hegemony over the very same. And, knowing what the legendary tears of Chuck Norris could do, we can logically conclude that Obama will cure cancer upon being sworn in! C'mon, everyone, this is "change we can beLIEve in"!!!

Posted by: 08nagaer at July 17, 2008 05:21 PM (QbIQZ)

10 Maybe that has something to do with you, Shelly. (*Ducks*)

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at July 17, 2008 08:26 PM (1Cq8Y)

11 McCain is losing his appeal by lining up behind the GOP uber-machine he once rebelled against, so the center is shifting away from him. Watch him continue to struggle to determine what his real platform is. Obama continues to move people with his speeches, though he's careful to stay abstract.

Posted by: will at July 18, 2008 01:18 PM (h7Ciu)

12 Oh, and since you seem opposed to Obama, who are you going to vote for? I'm assuming your stance from your March 1, 2007 blog entry still stands; "I have already publicly pledged that I will not vote for John McCain in the unlikely event that he gets the Republican nomination. I stand by that pledge, but I'm adding this addendum: If the Republican Party is stupid enough to nominate McCain, I plan to write in "Preston Taylor Holmes."

Posted by: will at July 18, 2008 02:02 PM (h7Ciu)

13 Hey, y'know what this blog needs? Annika's Jeopardy. August is coming....

Posted by: Tuning Spork at July 21, 2008 09:05 PM (PvCbJ)

14 Jeopardy? That takes work. Don't you get it? The girl has a new yuppiemobile on which she has to to make the payments, a new wardrobe, lots and lots of new shoes, and a relationship she has to actually worry about. No time to blog for the likes of us low lifes. I was thinking of just asking for a few poems, but Jeopardy, now, that is a big time ask... Go buy a game at Walmart.

Posted by: shelly at July 22, 2008 02:57 PM (csENx)

15 there is a small chance that Jeopardy will return next month. that chance can be quantified by the following equation: If x=3, and y=5, the expression 7x + y - 4 becomes 7 x 3 + 5 - 4 which is equal to 21 + 5 - 4 or 22.

Posted by: annika at July 25, 2008 08:28 AM (ChAWG)

16 BRAAAAAP!! What is Pasadena?

Posted by: Casca at July 25, 2008 11:13 AM (IrbU4)

17 You feel that the unwashed who read this occasional drive by blog need to be explained how to solve an algebra 101 equation? What? You think you have a bunch of swooning Obama disciples here? Think again. Jeopardy takes too much time; just post the fuckng poems and go shine up your new Beemer.

Posted by: shelly at July 27, 2008 07:46 AM (4gHqM)

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