I Was Totally Right!
I totally picked Alan Arkin. I should have put money on it! He was 4:3, but the favorite was Eddie Murphy at 1:2. I was in Reno this weekend and I told people I was going to bet and then I chickened out, damn.
My theory was that Arkin would win because Little Miss Sunshine was the only nominated movie out on DVD until just a few weeks ago. Therefore a lot of the voters were probably too lazy to go out and see the other movies, but I'm sure they had Netflix.
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The voters get copies of all the nominated movies. They don't have to do anything.
Posted by: zuska at February 25, 2007 08:16 PM (qH9Xw)
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That does not take away from your accurate call Annie.
How did you do on the rest of your calls?
Posted by: shelly at February 25, 2007 09:14 PM (SLFj+)
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I saw The Departed on Friday. Maybe there's a reason Scorsese didn't have an Oscar. It was a pimple on the ass of The Godfather. Seems like Scorsese falls back on violence when he runs out of ideas. It would have been a much better movie if Leo & Matt (what's with the penchant for faggy actors?) decided to maintain the status quo, and Leo became the head of the gangsters, and Matt rode to the top of the department with his mob connections.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 07:58 AM (Y7t14)
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I partially agree with Casca, that The Departed was undeserving. But I have no interest in gangster films in general. The Godfather is surely the most overrated film ever, even though expressing that sentiment leads to invariable howls of indignation.
Loved "Sunshine", every last second.
Posted by: Hugo at February 26, 2007 11:19 AM (yLeev)
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you were in Reno and didn't let me know?
in the words of Bill the Cat, pthhhpthpppp.
Posted by: jcrue at February 26, 2007 11:29 AM (ZDQoM)
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Hugo, you've been squating to piss too long. The Godfather is the definition of art/truth. Everything you need to know about being a man is contained in The Godfather I & II. Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 12:14 PM (Y7t14)
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Scorsese's directing award and The Departed were make-ups for Raging Bull and Goodfellas.
I guess some academy voters could bear to see the words "academy award winner" next to Eddie Murphy's name on the Pluto Nash DVD cover..
or remembering Jackie Earle Haley as Kelly Leak on the Bad News Bear's..
Posted by: Col Steve at February 26, 2007 01:13 PM (pj2h7)
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I thought everything I needed to know as a man came out of R. Lee Ermy's mouth in Full Metal Jacket.
Or was it out of Bugs Bunny's mouth in any given cartoon?...
-ElMondoHummus
"...Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 02:45 PM (J+r3D)
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There u go thinkin' El. No, it was The Godfather. Coppola is a genius. Ermy made FMJ, the rest of the movie is a Hollywood circlejerk.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 04:03 PM (2gORp)
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My "huh?" of the evening was how can Melissa Etheridge's partner be a wife? "I'd like to thank my wife..." She'll have to invent a new word if she doesn't like partner--unless she plans to start her own dictionary.
Posted by: Joules at February 26, 2007 07:54 PM (u4CYb)
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Well, Melissa was wearing the pants last night, what's her name was wearing the dress. Ergo, she's the wife.
They'll swap roles next week.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 09:12 PM (J+r3D)
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Joules, Mondo,
What is the point of resisting this segment of our society by constantly carping and showing your discomfort and disappointment as if somebody is listening or gives a shit? The tide has rolled in, like it or not; the “gay lifestyle” is firmly entrenched in our society. Television, print media, advertising, car manufacturers, the travel and leisure industry, are all adjusting to it and trying to make money off of this affluent, educated segment of our society. Your free markets don’t have moral objections to people with money in their pockets. People like you two are more like disgruntled 10 year olds standing on the shore picking your noses and wondering why others are fishing in their favorite spot.
Gay women call their significant others wife, husband, partner, sweetheart, etc. Who, except the emotionally halt and lame, could seriously give a ratÂ’s ass what they call each other?
Posted by: strawman at February 27, 2007 10:52 AM (9ySL4)
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As you know, I never read Strawfuck, but since he strayed within my two paragraph attention limit... reminds me of the words of an old Colonel, who I used to work for. Whenever he wished to describe a valiant effort gone a'glee, he'd say, "Like two old lezzies, they tried real hard."
Posted by: Casca at February 27, 2007 12:18 PM (Y7t14)
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Kashca,
I think that as long as you continue to rely on the thinking of military men, yourself included, you are doomed to suffer in ignominity.
But, on the other hand, now that I know I have a two para limit for you to hang on I may have a new lease on life.
Posted by: strawman at February 27, 2007 12:54 PM (9ySL4)
Posted by: strawman at February 27, 2007 02:14 PM (9ySL4)
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Wow. Two posts ago, I traded what could be construed as misogynic posts with Cas. Not a peep out of Straw. Here, I make an equally un-PC joke with an equal level of seriousness - read: None - and poor Straw decides this is the opportunity to fight for social justice.
Immaturity is often displayed as looking anywhere for a righteous fight. Such as what's displayed by Straw here.
You know nothing about me, yet you mistakenly assume that the gay lifestyle gives me "discomfort"? That'd come as a shock to my gay friends.
Preach elsewhere, Straw. One of the marks of comfort is being able to joke about something. I joke about my race, I joke about my religion, I joke about my countries, and yes, I joke about sexual orientation. Both straight and gay. But I guess humor is the first thing sacrified by those who style themselves as fighters for causes.
So, who's more uncomfortable with homosexuality between the two of us? The one who's relaxed enough to joke, or the one who's so corn-cob-up-his-ass uptight he feels the needs to break out a moral lecture in the middle of a comedy routine? The one who's traded and laughed at far harsher jokes with the very crowd that supposedly is offended, or the one who thinks he's defending them? I don't even know if Straw is gay or straight, but I can tell this: He's the one more uncomfortable with the subject, if he thinks a joke like that is any threat to the concept of gay tolerance.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 27, 2007 06:16 PM (xHyDY)
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I know that I wouldn't be comfortable with a corncob up my ass. Probably the other guy.
Posted by: Casca at February 27, 2007 11:32 PM (2gORp)
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Oh please Mondo,
You doth protest too much. Your unfunny quip about pants and dresses was if done in good humor, just lame and certainly would have embarrassed any of your dyke friends, and if, as I suspect, the comment was fraught with underlying suspicions about the validity of gay relationships, then you are not as comfortable as you claim.
And for your information, some of my best friends are black.
Kascha, I wouldn't think you would notice a corn cob in you ass.
Posted by: strawman at February 28, 2007 08:40 AM (9ySL4)
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Annie, what were the odds on the Goracle? I was looking for a place to bet on it given that was the closest you'll ever see to a sure thing. Given the anti-American nanny state shitbirds running Whoreywood™
Straw they filled in your 1/8" glory holes down the Port Authoritie. Get the smallest drill bit and get back to work.
Posted by: Radical Redneck at February 28, 2007 09:01 AM (HyOrk)
Posted by: Radical Redneck at February 28, 2007 09:15 AM (HyOrk)
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Oh, please Strawman. Self righteousness is such a tired, cliched thing nowadays.
And my comment stands. You're the one who's uncomfortable. No one else has spoken up, have they?
Two words: Lenny Bruce. Except the supposed liberal in this thread's actually the reactionary.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 28, 2007 10:17 AM (xHyDY)
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My apoligies dear readers. I should never have dignified this miserable self-loathing soul with comment.
Posted by: Casca at February 28, 2007 12:35 PM (Y7t14)
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Yeah Cas, I'm beginning to think the same thing.
Anyway (going back to a previous comment): I don't know if I'd write off the whole rest of the movie:
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Jesus, I know it's smart ass dialogue, but I can't help laughing every time I hear that.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 28, 2007 01:40 PM (xHyDY)
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I have but one word to sum up all the Oscar detritus
and all award show in general.
UGH
Posted by: kyle8 at February 28, 2007 04:41 PM (6ZikT)
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"My apoligies dear readers. I should never have dignified this miserable self-loathing soul with comment."
Thanks. I thought we had agreed on that some time ago.
Posted by: shelly at February 28, 2007 05:35 PM (JQe3J)
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This year's lineup of nominees was among the more boring ones in recent years. I can barely muster a desire to see four of the five nominees, and of course the only halfway interesting one didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell at winning since it's a comedy. Heaven forbid we admit that making people laugh a lot harder than making them sad or pissed off.
But I guess the reason to watch the thing is for the funny moments and great quotes anyway.
"Jennifer Hudson was on American Idol, America didn't vote for her, and yet she's here with an Oscar nomination. That's incredible....And then, Al Gore is here, America did vote for him, and..."
Aw, Ellen...
Posted by: The Law Fairy at February 28, 2007 06:16 PM (XUsiG)
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cheer up Casca
the indignity
that dignifying can bring
is dignifying
...and if that doesnt help, at least this Haiku kept Poetry Wednesday's alive - barely
Posted by: jimi at February 28, 2007 06:40 PM (0r5qc)
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Awww, whud ja wanna go and do that for? I mean a week without a co-blogger is a week without... meaningless drivel. I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said anything. Maybe nobody else will down here at the end of the comment thread.
Posted by: Casca at February 28, 2007 08:59 PM (2gORp)
1"I plan to wear only cow-print clothing. Might as well dress the part."
I don't get it. Do you have four tits?
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 25, 2007 12:42 PM (1PcL3)
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If that is your mode of dress, I will make a perfect traveling companion for you as I always wear my cowboy boots and hat on the airplane.
Posted by: Jake at February 25, 2007 12:43 PM (V6rxT)
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Nice blog, I'll have to stop by more often. You are your readers come check out mine as well. I am always looking for new conservatives and liberals who like to comment
Posted by: The Game at February 25, 2007 01:08 PM (Geh7J)
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Hey, great. We've got a couple of liberals you can have for nothing.
Take them. Please.
Posted by: shelly at February 25, 2007 09:16 PM (SLFj+)
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Teats. On cows, they're called "teats".
And someone keep Casca out, before he comes up with some sick fantasy of milking Annika.
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 25, 2007 10:50 PM (J+r3D)
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ElMondoHummus,
"Teats. On cows, they're called 'teats.'"
True, but on women, I think they're called tits.
Kevin
couldn't help myself
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 26, 2007 05:48 AM (1PcL3)
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Those of weak character, always trying to lay their own shortcomings on others.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 07:31 AM (Y7t14)
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 08:55 AM (J+r3D)
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But if you'll hold her by the horns, I'll give it a try.
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 12:19 PM (Y7t14)
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How about trying calf roping instead?
Hehe... so if I hold the horns and accept complicity in the - err... milking - does that make me Annika's Bitch II? Annika's Bitch Jr.? Annika's Other Bitch?
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 26, 2007 02:27 PM (J+r3D)
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No, I believe the police report will read "accomplice".
Posted by: Casca at February 26, 2007 02:37 PM (Y7t14)
Annika's Journal Film Festival: Elizabeth Taylor, Part 2
Today we take a look at the slutty movies: BUtterfield 8 and The Sandpiper.
The Sandpiper, 1965
This movie is set in the beautiful Central Coast of California, from San Simeon to Big Sur. The restaurant Nepenthe even makes an appearance. You may remember I wrote a poem about Nepenthe. In case you don't remember, this is a good excuse for me to re-post it.
At Nepenthe
At the edge of a deep
Verdant crevasse
The hissing ocean so far below
Barely seen this morning
Through the fog
Cool gentle breeze, and
Green strands among blue waves
Of the pacific, sea of forgetfulness
Calming spirit and mind
As you sit waiting
Pale rays of gold
The sun from your left
Warms your arm and lights
This contented respite
On your journey south
Sailing through the mist
Wings teetering, acute dihedrals
Vultures float like seraphim
Two hundred feet beneath
Your outdoor table, where
You eat your nine dollar hamburger
And quaff oÂ’ quaff this diet coke
The Nepenthe of 1965 looks pretty much the same as it did the last time I was there, about ten years ago. I see from their website that they've bumped the price of their hamburger up to $13 since then! In The Sandpiper, it was a hippie hangout too, and the scene of some minor fisticuffs between Charles Bronson and Richard Burton.
Elizabeth Taylor plays Laura Reynolds, a free spirited artist/feminist/atheist who's moved to a cozy shack on the beach in order to raise her son far away from the evil influence of traditional values. She doesn't have a high opinion of men, most especially Richard Burton's character Dr. Hewitt, an Episcopal priest.
Taylor's son gets in trouble with the law for shooting a deer, and the judge orders Taylor to send him to the private religious boarding school run by Burton. Single mom and school principal soon clash over child rearing philosophies, as in this scene.
Dr. Hewitt: It may be hard for you to believe Miss Reynolds, but boys like children of their own age. They also like some order in their lives. Given just a little time, Danny will adjust beautifully.
Laura: Adjust to what?
Dr. Hewitt: To himself, to other people, to society.
Laura: That's just it, I don't want him to adjust to society!
Dr. Hewitt: Well if you want Danny to be a non-conformist, San Simeon is the best place that could happen to him, we'd give him a set of values there that he can rebel against later. Otherwise, he may rebel against yours.
Laura: Oh I see. You mean you teach children evil, so they can rebel against it when they grow and become good.
Despite the parent/teacher friction, Burton quickly becomes smitten by the new MILF, even though he's a priest, and he's already married to another hottie, Eva Marie Saint. It doesn't take long before Burton abandons his scruples and they fuck while a little broken-winged sandpiper looks on.
The Sandpiper is not a particularly good movie. It's really slow and there's some corny "oh God how I want you" dialogue. The best thing about it is the Oscar winning theme song "The Shadow of Your Smile," and of course the scenery. Check out both in these opening credits.
I expected better from director Vincente Minnelli (An American In Paris, Gigi) and writer Dalton Trumbo (Roman Holiday, Spartacus). I gave it three stars on the Netflix scale, "liked it," but just barely.
BUtterfield 8, 1960
I'll tell you right up front, BUtterfield 8 is one of my favorite Elizabeth Taylor movies. Beautifully shot, amazing performances, great characters, and no Richard Burton! Instead we get Laurence Harvey in the best performance of his career. He plays the same self-important prig that you saw in The Manchurian Candidate and The Alamo, only this time with a lot more depth. He's a playboy who married well, but messes around on his wife out of self-loathing and boredom. He treats his women like whores, until meeting Elizabeth Taylor's character, a nympho by the name of Gloria Wandrous. As in The Sandpipers, Elizabeth Taylor gets cast as the "other woman."
Interestingly, Elizabeth Taylor is at the apex of two love triangles in this one. It's more of a love bowtie, I guess. A subplot involves Taylor's best friend, a writer played by Eddie Fisher, her real life husband at the time. Fisher's girlfriend wants to get married, but he's having trouble getting past his barely concealed crush on Elizabeth Taylor, who toys with his affections mercilessly. Again, she's the "other woman," this time preventing a marriage.
But it's the fiery relationship between Taylor and Harvey that provides all the action in this movie. It opens with Elizabeth Taylor waking up alone in Harvey's bed the morning after their first tryst. She wanders around the mansion, and after brushing her teeth with whiskey, finds a thank you note from Harvey with a wad of cash for her trouble. In retaliation, she scrawls her response in the mirror and steals one of his wife's furs.
The second time they meet is at a bar. I love the dialogue in this scene because they spar like two champions in a draw match. You wonder, has the playboy finally met his match? Has the man-eater finally met hers? At the climax of the scene, Harvey grabs her wrist in a vice-grip, while she crushes his instep with her heel.
Ouch. They both retire to neutral corners after that, but by the end it's Harvey's character who throws in the towel. Can you blame him? It's Elizabeth Taylor! He's so in love he vows to change his life around for her, leave his wife, and get a real job. Taylor cleans up her act too, and it looks like she's become a one man woman at last. But, and there's always a but, in the end their high hopes all come crashing down. Quite literally.
Elizabeth Taylor won the Best Actress Oscar for this role, and she totally deserved it. (She was up against Shirley Maclaine for The Apartment that year. Wow, I'm glad I wasn't voting.) Remember this was 1960 and frank treatment of sexuality was still pretty daring. There's a scene at the end when Taylor breaks down in front of Eddie Fisher, telling him a dark secret. Even by today's standards, that scene still blows me away. That's all I'll say about it.
Hollywood still makes movies about slutty women, but nowadays it's all about shock value and appealing to the sickest impulses of the criminal mind. It's enough to make me turn into a feminist. "Hey let's chain a naked chick to a radiator for the whole movie?" How disgusting. I'll take the classics and Elizabeth Taylor over Christina Ricci and fetish porn anyday.
I gave BUtterfield 8 four stars on the Netflix scale, "really liked it."
Posted by: Blake at February 24, 2007 09:42 PM (+5nrU)
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I'd rather have Christina Ricci chained to my radiator than Liz.
Posted by: Casca at February 24, 2007 10:23 PM (2gORp)
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Well yeah, Liz is what like 75?
But if she was like 25? Sorry Christina, nice knowing you!
Just speaking for myself, of course.
Posted by: Brad at February 25, 2007 07:53 AM (9ADYb)
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I never saw 'The Sandpiper' but I must admit I have a thing for opening sequences like this. In fact alot of my dreams seem to start this way, perhaps a product of my sixties childhood, and I've come to love the flying camera. The perspective implies utter calm looking down on the chaos that is the world below. Somewhat like the newscopter of recent but gussied up, soundtrack complete, without the dire images.
Posted by: Mike C. at February 25, 2007 02:04 PM (GQv1b)
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This is uncanny. This morning, in anticipation of Algore getting an Oscar for reasons having nothing to do with film making, I recalled the first time I remembered that happening. Butterfield 8. It bored me to tears, but Taylor won because she had just recovered from a life threatening illness. The one thing everyone talked about afterwards was the sportscar she drove, I think it was a Sunbeam. Of course puberty hadn't quite set in at the time. I like these reviews of yours.
Posted by: Rodger Schultz at February 25, 2007 07:42 PM (aRoWG)
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Whatsamattayou? AMERICA VOTED FOR HIM!!!
Hw could we forget? The problem is, Bush got 100% of the black vote on the Supreme Court of the United States, and, just like Joe Stalin said, it isn't the voters that count, it is the counters that count.
Al got the Oscar and George got the White House. Lemme think, whiich one would I want?
Posted by: shelly at March 01, 2007 06:22 PM (JQe3J)
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Another One
Among the requirements for admission into the Skankwomen sorority is an inability to learn simple lessons from personal experience, most specifically evidenced by poor driving judgment.
to wit:
Nicole Richie, with a previous DUI on her record, not to mention a heroin bust, decides to smoke weed, pop vicodin, then get in her SUV and drive the wrong way on an L.A. freeway. Luckily, nobody got killed as a result of that brain fart.
Not to be outdone, Nicole's pal Mischa Barton, whose sister just went into rehab, and whose OC character got killed in a car crash, borrows Nicole Richie's car, slams into another car in a parking lot, then a few days later gets photographed smoking a j while driving her own car.
Congratulations, Mischa, you're in the club. Hopefully you won't kill anyone either. Not that you care, you stupid skank.
P.S. In unrelated Brittany news, it's impossible to pick a favorite in Stereogum's photoshop contest, but #11 is up there.
The Top 12 American Idol Women Summarized
Pictures are here, so you can follow along at home.
Stephanie Edwards: Two words: Loved her.
Amy Krebs: Cute girl, big pores, didn't like the dress, loved the shoes, hated the song choice. Maynard had more personality.
Leslie Hunt: I like Leslie. I think her personality is a little quirky, maybe a little bizarre. I love the pirate boots. She should do some sixties hippie material, Michelle Phillips or stuff like that. I think she could be good even though her voice really lacks range.
Sabrina Sloan: Very pretty girl. Great style. Smart song choice. Love love love the black patent stack heels. Nice job with a difficult song. I think I have a crush on her. But on my scorecard, Stephanie was just a notch better, despite what Simon said.
Antonella Barba: Overrated. Safe song choice. She was out of tune. And the red top with the cut-out shoulders was sooo New Jersey.
Jordin Sparks: Impressive. Maybe my favorite so far. With a song that is not vocally challenging, the temptation is to sing it safely, but she made it her own. Very nice. Jordin could win this thing; I wouldn't be surprised. Good personality too, and she managed to kiss up to Simon without making it obvious.
Nicole Tranquillo: Randy said it was "rough," Paula said "she can sing," and Simon thought it was "indulgent." I think they were all right. There's nothing wrong with her instrument, but that performance was odd at best. The words were indecipherable and her facial contortions were completely unnecessary. Honestly, it was painful and embarrassing to watch. Prediction: she may not be here next week.
Haley Scarnato: So many Italian girls representing tonight! That song was so boring I completely forgot to listen. Her outfit was hideous. Black strapless jumpsuit with an Eighties big-belt. Nauseating. She may survive to next week, but it won't be on the strength of that performance.
Melinda Doolittle: Someone is lying to us. This is not a shy girl with no self-confidence. You can't fake that kind of stage presence. I don't believe that whole shtick, but the storyline will probably win fan loyalty. She doesn't need the gimmick though, because she might be the best singer in the competition. She'll make it to the top six, easy. Maybe even final two.
Alaina Alexander: Bye-bye.
Gina Glocksen: I like her, but I hated the song, "All By Myself," what a boring song choice. It's boring in the original version. Who does it even? See, I don't even remember the original artist. I know Celine Dion did it, but someone else did it first, and I can't remember who.
LaKisha Jones: Very nice. She sounded like she'd been in the business for years. Professional. I hesitate to make the comparison to Mandisa from last year, whom I loved. But the judges were obviously thinking the same thing when they picked her. She's better than Mandisa was, which is very good indeed.
Even the worst of tonight's women were better than the men last night. Easy prediction: this year's AI champ will be one of the girls.
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Gina Glocksen's hometown is about a half hour west of yours truly.
Posted by: Mark at February 22, 2007 08:45 AM (2MrBP)
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As for Antonella Barba and Haley Scarnato, I'd hit it in a heartbeat, lol.
Posted by: Mark at February 22, 2007 08:46 AM (2MrBP)
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I think "All By Myself" was done by Eric Carmen in the mid-70's. And as far as the men not going too far, I tend to agree, but whoda thunk Taylor Hicks was going all the way last year?
Posted by: dhammett at February 22, 2007 10:49 AM (J7BEJ)
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I thought Stephanie Edwards had red hair and was white. And that she pushed Key Buys until Lucky got sold. I didn't realize that after KTLA dumped her from the New Year's parade coverage that Stephanie Edwards would become an American Idol singer.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 22, 2007 05:57 PM (GT9eg)
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That's okay, I'm old, so I never knew All By Myself was done by anyone BUT Eric Carmen.
Posted by: Jay at February 22, 2007 07:50 PM (BX9hK)
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I think I missed something. Why does your countdown clock (sidebar) say "The End of Annika's Journal"? Is this serious or just a lark?
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 23, 2007 10:57 AM (1PcL3)
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No doubt the beginning of her new grownup life. She's entering a new era, and wants to minimize the downside risk, so she's dumping the detritis of her life. We all do it sometime, well most of us. She'll be back. But I won't have to be her BITCH anymore, mwahahahaha.
Posted by: Casca at February 23, 2007 02:19 PM (Y7t14)
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F__K FOX!
Rumple Pervertir and the NUTTEN of SCYTHE MESSAGES!
It is put up inside above!
Fascist pigs!
One and everything.
The system is broken terriblly!
He was in addition-selected by Fascists!
The billionaires are the USA!
They run the drill tightened on the Americans the shoes!
This country ruin!
Flight of everything!
The unrestricted wealth brings unrestricted problems!
For the whole of the inhabitants.
First the wealth belongs to the citizens.
Not the FASCISTS!
It is everyone!
The technology is a tool,
which was used by it against us at the rule!
It is regularly released.
Under the order of the system delicate meal salesmen.
The strength map (the weapons),
kept the secret for an urgency:
Rebellion.
Without pupils there is no system.
Without workers there is no king.
The system must introduces in the future!
With us.
Redefines in modern terms.
The current technology tendencies consider.
To use itself and it in favor of all.
Since at the beginning of modern history.
The war was a plague on mankind.
To terminate it.
Socialism now!
We ensure only also well for the fact that:
The mountain worker among us is!
It is our judge.
A living salary!
Full employment! Health!
A clean environment! Renewable means.
Of end of for sale!
The privatisation eliminate! (and CRapitalism) to put the American
energy sources under state control!
It is fairly a beginning.
Construction on this!
With your own recommendations!
One must eliminate the personal wealth for the common property.
The Geiz is a negative human course,
which is cleaned by the system for the renewal which can be begun.
We must look at the larger picture!
which includes mankind in the whole.
PRIVATE CHARACTERISTIC OF BAISE!
We are all connected we come from a common ancestor.
We all are children of the creator.
Before the universe out-pour.
The earth nourishes us.
Similar brother and sisters.
Taken of no preference!
All likewise treated!
It is the model.
Use yourselves!
With a common goal!
In order in the peace and harmony
to live for to work
the increase in value from all to!
And RACISM of FIN! ! ! !
Posted by: true patriot at February 23, 2007 10:26 PM (Uhwtg)
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No doubt you'll sing in tune after the revolution.
Posted by: Casca at February 24, 2007 08:27 AM (2gORp)
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Evidently Antonella has some photographs floating around. The local radio station says this will help her chances if she survives the week.
I'm glad I was young before digital cameras came out...
Posted by: MarkD at February 26, 2007 05:58 AM (5vbH6)
Clinton, Bomber Trade Jabs Early
Presidential politics just might be my favorite spectator sport. And the Democrat league, like the AFL, is inevitably where you'll find the most action. Damn I love the Democrats.
I hope you've heard about the latest Clinton-Bomber skirmish. It's a sure sign of the even worse backbiting to come.
The latest row was sparked by music mogul and former Clinton toady David Geffen, now a Bomber groupie, whose comments were a knife in the back of Mrs. Clinton. He said:
Everybody in politics lies, but they [the Clintons] do it with such ease, it's troubling.
The gossip passed around by those who follow Hollywood and politics holds that Geffen fell out with Bill Clinton much later over the then-president's refusal to pardon Leonard Peltier and over Clinton's subsequent allusion to Geffen's thwarted lobbying effort to demonstrate that he didn't dole out pardons as favors to certain friends.
Anyways, Hillary didn't like what Geffen said and her campaign wants Bomber to disavow the statement and return Geffen's money. Bomber, perhaps deciding it was best to draw a line in the sand early against the Clinton machine, said no.
At a candidate forum in Nevada today, Hillary played the "politics of personal destruction" card, which I think Bill invented:
I sure don't want Democrats or supporters of Democrats to be engaging in the politics of personal destruction.
She said, no doubt hiding an ironic smile.
I'm fascinated by Bronco Bomber. If I was a liberal, I'd totally jump on his bandwagon, and not just because I love making fun of his name. He's got a lot of strengths. He's very personable and yes, I hear he's articulate and clean too. I think we all want a candidate who bathes regularly, regardless of our party affiliation.
I'm not yet convinced however, that Bronco Bomber is not this season's Howard Dean. Being a media darling means nothing to the Iowa caucusers. Serious political junkies have to admit that raising a ton of money means nothing if your organization doesn't know how to use it.
People like David Geffen may represent the vocal face of the Democratic party. But they don't represent the majority of voting Democrats, who are more centrist than the press corps realizes. That's why Dean came in third in Iowa last time, even though the media kept treating him like he was the front runner. Rank and file Democrats were rightly suspicious of Dean's electability, and they went for the safer bet, John Kerry. The trouble was, they didn't inspect the goods well enough before switching to Kerry, and they got burned.
Not that I place much stock in the "Hawkeye Cauci," as Rush calls it. I don't. New Hampshire has always been a more reliable indicator of party preference, historically. And Bronco Bomber is no Howard Dean; they don't share the same negatives. That's good for Bronco. Unfortunately his poll numbers are not in a range where he should be getting the kind of press he's getting right now. The latest polls have him losing to Hillary by an average of 18.2 points. That's a lot of ground to make up, even for a media darling.
For now, Bomber's just not a credible challenger, though I love watching him make Hillary sweat.
Posted by: Casca at February 22, 2007 07:30 AM (Y7t14)
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I once knew an executive who had tremendous enthusiasm and competitiveness, but little content. She was always talking about her big plans to kick competitive ass, but never was able to identify quite what these plans *were*.
I hadn't thought about her for years, but Obama reminded me of her...
Posted by: david foster at February 22, 2007 12:58 PM (ZD/CA)
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Posted by: Arik at February 22, 2007 04:22 PM (bACRg)
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For all the talk of the primaries being dominated by the extremes of the political parties, it's interesting to note that the Democrats have nominated both Carter and Bill Clinton, who are more centrist than others in the party.
Hard to tell whether Obama is this cycle's Howard Dean. Or perhaps Hillary is this cycle's Ted Kennedy (the anointed heir who doesn't get the crown).
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 22, 2007 05:53 PM (GT9eg)
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Hey, Arik: I need some help with the Ikea catalog.***My 16-year-old daughter suggested the other day that Barak Obama might be the Anti-Christ. We'll just have to keep an eye on him, won't we?
Posted by: Joules at February 22, 2007 06:30 PM (u4CYb)
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Hey Annie, this is a great idea for a money making web site. Icky Journalist Sluts web cam!
Posted by: kyle8 at February 22, 2007 07:22 PM (z86sf)
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Annie, you aren't icky, but the web cam is a great idea.
Think how exciting it will be to watch you studying for the Bar later in the year!
Posted by: shelly at February 24, 2007 08:49 AM (SLFj+)
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> People like David Geffen may represent the vocal face of the Democratic party. But they don't represent the majority of voting Democrats, who are more centrist than the press corps realizes.
Interesting observation. Most of the reader comments I see on these pages would suggest otherwise. Of course, Gorbachev once thought that the US was populated primarily by Nazis and drug addicts, because the news sources he focused on told him just that. It's unfortunate that Tom Vilsack left the race, as he was one of the few voices of moderation in the Dem candidate list (though too far back in the pack in name-recognition and funding). Of course, that strengthens McCain's and Guliani's positions as centrists and makes a Republican ticket more likely to succeed. I'd be happy with either of the two, as they are both reasonably rational and have the ability to reach across the aisle.
Posted by: will at February 26, 2007 06:34 AM (z62e3)
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Well Will, hopefully one of them will win, but why reach over the aisle??? The Dems sure don't reach for anything other than the money in our pockets...
Posted by: Arik at February 27, 2007 05:15 PM (bACRg)
Posted by: will at February 28, 2007 02:49 PM (z62e3)
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Your content is filled with interesting info, and I will probably use it at some point in my career.
Keep up the excellent work!
Iran PlanThe BBC announced that the U.S. has a plan to attack Iran and they know the details. No shit, so do I. Anybody with a brain knows we have a plan, and that it would be negligence if our military did not have a plan.
The BBC seems overly concerned with this little bit too:
US contingency plans for air strikes on Iran extend beyond nuclear sites and include most of the country's military infrastructure, the BBC has learned.
It is understood that any such attack - if ordered - would target Iranian air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centres.
Well, duh. One of the arguments against attacking Iran's nuclear research sites is that they might retaliate against our ships in the Gulf, and threaten shipping. Therefore, it makes sense that any attack plan address that threat too, by targeting "air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centres."
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Funny, Annika, I had the same reaction: DUH! No shit, Sherlock.
The BBC is even worse than PBS, so I guess that I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: blu at February 21, 2007 06:51 PM (wv4pD)
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Alternative headline: "Bush Admin has No Plan for Iran"
You can't parody these people.
Posted by: MarkD at February 22, 2007 01:51 PM (5vbH6)
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I half-recall a story (probably from the 1970s) in which the US downscaled its military preparation. Rather than having the ability to fight 2 1/2 wars at once, the US changed its strategy and only anticipated that it would have to fight 1 1/2 wars at once. The People's Republic of China, who always wanted the US to be strong to counter the Soviet threat, asked us why we were weakening our posture. We replied that the other war plans were for China.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 22, 2007 05:47 PM (GT9eg)
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No plan will be good unless it involves wiping out the Islamic ruling council.
Posted by: kyle8 at February 22, 2007 07:25 PM (z86sf)
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Ontario -
The Kennedy administration had a 2.5 major war standard that the Nixon administration changed to 1.5. Both of these standards had little connection to actual employment and development of forces except against the Soviet Union and Warsaw Pact.
The Clinton administration adopted a 2 MRC (changed in the 97 QDR to MTW - major theater of war) force sizing construct in 1993 since the previous Bush administration had generally abandoned a specific number of wars approach. The current administration refined the Clinton administration force sizing construct to 1-4-2-1 (two major wars, win decisively only in one) in the 2001 QDR and now to a 1-1-1 approach in the 2006 QDR (one major war and one irregular campaign such as GWOT or two major conventional operations).
Stand by as the next administration, regardless of political party, will repudiate most of the current administration's security strategies..
As for the BBC, you don't think it was by accident information got leaked to them, do you?
Posted by: Col Steve at February 23, 2007 08:03 AM (pj2h7)
The Top 12 American Idol Men SummarizedRudy: Two words: utterly sucked.
Brandon: Not a note in tune. Perhaps he'll get it right eventually.
Sundance Head: WTF? "Like Dad at a wedding" was spot on. He's unusual enough that he'll last into the final six, but tonight was not good.
Paul Kim: Kevin, tell your bro to put some shoes on. Sucked.
Does anybody belong this season? What the hell is going on? And please, someone tell the contestants that the whole holding your hand up like a phone and mouthing the words "call me" has been done to death.
Boy Band Wannabe #1, Chris: Check out his dad in the audience. Now we know where he got his moves. Baaaaad.
Nick "Vote For" Pedro: Dude, instead of slouching, try moving the mike up. It might also help if you found at least one note too.
Everybody sucks tonight. I don't remember a season that has started out this bad. But I had a feeling after getting a taste of these losers last week.
Boy Band Wannabe #2, Blake: His dad is the disastrous byproduct of a cloning experiment using Bill Cowher and Victor French's DNA.
Sam Jaya: I didn't think he was that bad. The judges all beat up on him. But a little vocal coaching and he could be good to go.
Paula looks like she's either had a cervical fusion recently and is unable to move her neck, or someone injected botox directly into her carotid artery.
Chris "The Funny Gigh" Sligh: With that hairstyle, he's gotta do at least one Weird Al song before he gets kicked off. He was okay. I expected more. Like Sundance, his personality might carry him probably into the final six.
Jared "Welcome Back" Cotter: Best so far, and he wasn't that good. I'll pick him to make it to the final six though.
Boy Band Wannabe #3, A.J.: Luther Vandross? What's going on here? Doc, you gotta help me! I came here in a time machine you invented, and I need your help to get out of the year 1985!
Phil The Navy Guy: Gollum can sing.
Tonight's show was the worst AI ever. I hope the girls will be better tomorrow, but about half of them are Barbies who don't belong up there either.
Brittany Headed For The BottomBrittany is disintegrating in public view. It is very sad. Odds are even that she won't make it to 30. If she does, it will be as some other unrecognizable creature, in the way that ultra-celebrity transformed Howard Hughes and Michael Jackson. Some say she's "crying for help." Unfortunately, the only hope for her would be if everyone completely ignored her from now on. I think this post proves that that is not going to happen.
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I knew this was too juicy for you to ignore. I'd like to go on record as predicting her demise. It will end in a trailer park in Hemet, CA. Legal guru Howard Stern will be at her bedside.
Posted by: Casca at February 17, 2007 07:12 PM (2gORp)
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She's already at the bottom; now she's starting to dig...
Posted by: shelly at February 18, 2007 08:29 AM (SLFj+)
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Britney is DA MAN!
How'd that line go?
Oh, yeah--
"I just wanna slap yer bald head and lick it!"
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 18, 2007 11:00 AM (1PcL3)
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Annika,
This is pretty hard to watch. She clearly has some serious problems and nobody around her that is able to direct her toward some help. Maybe by shaving her head she is getting closer to a state of mind where she will fail to recognized herself and ask why.
This is a moment when it would be humane if the media would ignore her. People stop all the time to get some mangey dog out of traffic what's the problem here? Dog got too much money?
Posted by: strawman at February 18, 2007 11:22 AM (9ySL4)
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I agree that it's sad. I just keep hoping that someone she can respect will step in and give her some insight, direction, and support so she can get herself into a better state of mind and take care of her mom duties.
Posted by: Joules at February 18, 2007 05:00 PM (u4CYb)
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Yeah, and this time she should let ALL of her hair grow back.
Posted by: shelly at February 18, 2007 06:59 PM (SLFj+)
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Almost makes me want to watch WWF instead of read the news. One day I was wondering, "Why is Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband involved in Anna Nicole's death?" Once I found out the answer, I wished I hadn't asked. I intentionally didn't click on your link, but I assume it has to do with Britney shaving her head and getting tattoos. If this keeps up, Kevin Federline will get custody, no contest. I remember a couple of years ago when you had an "American Skankwoman" category. Things have progressed far beyond that...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 18, 2007 09:40 PM (P8ktI)
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Consumers of pop culture hit rock bottom
THE transformation of John Q. Public from music fan into freak with no life gathered pace this week as pop icon Britney Spears made headlines for the simple act of shaving her head.
Spears, 25, was the most searched-for topic at Technorati.com, a search engine for weblogs, indicating that many net-users shared Public's obsession.
There are increasing fears that Public and others like him are wasting hours of their lives in pondering the implications of Spears's choice of coiffure, and other, similarly insignificant events in the lives of celebrities.
Friends of Public originally took comfort by blaming mainstream media for his unusual degree of interest in the issue. He was first alerted to Spears's new haircut by his local television station, and subsequently used Google News Alerts to supply himself with a steady stream of reportage and punditry about the affair. But since then he has found ways to proactively waste his time through his own efforts, such as musing on his blog about the possibility of shaving his own head "out of solidarity with Britney".
Regular readers of the blog are not yet certain whether the comment is sincere, or only intended ironically.
"The first step to regaining a sense of perspective comes when the pose of victimhood is put aside", said Dr Souljah Nitsyn, president of the Making A Mountain Back Into A Molehill Foundation. "If only there were evil media somewhere, talking about trivia as if it were important, and it were necessary only to change the channel and never tune in to them again. But the line dividing common sense and unhealthy obsession cuts through the heart of every weblog. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own weblog?"
Spears herself could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: mitchell porter at February 18, 2007 11:45 PM (8pdZD)
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Isn't shaving all your body hair standard when receiving treatment for crabs? LOL
Posted by: BobG at February 19, 2007 10:12 AM (pqIcU)
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You know Bob, that's what I was thinking. She's trying to get rid of the last traces of the Kevster. Sadly, since she spent fifteen minutes crying in her SUV, after a tumultuous argument with her mother, it's pretty clear that she's stuck somewhere in adolescent rebellion, very sad. She doesn't appear to be equipped to pull out of the emotional nosedive. Why aren't there analysts chasing after a fee like lawyers? Where is Dr. Handy when you need him?
Posted by: Casca at February 19, 2007 11:02 AM (2gORp)
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For once, I agree with Strawman: If only the entertainment media would stop publicizing ever little bit of what Brittany does...
But, getting them to do a humane act is like converting a dog to vegetarianism: It's against their basic nature.
I forgot where I read this, but in referene to the Grammys, or some recent MTV event, some columnist said "Whodathunk we'd see the day when Christina Aguilera would look better, more classy, and less skanky than Brittany Spears?".
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 19, 2007 11:36 AM (xHyDY)
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On a funnier note:
Ooops she did it again.
She proved that she's dumb.
She's not that smar-ar-ar-ar-art.
Posted by: Casca at February 19, 2007 05:40 PM (2gORp)
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True, but she didn't count on my ability to ejaculate Velcro-tipped sperm.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 20, 2007 06:01 AM (1PcL3)
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Kevin... ummm: EWWWW!!!
Bad enough you talk about ejaculation, worse that you say it was Brittany involved, but the story is that she shaved her head man.
Just what were you aiming at?
Posted by: ElMondoHummus at February 20, 2007 07:16 AM (xHyDY)
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Poor girl, you've driven her to rehab.
She checked in yesterday to Malibu retreat, the flavor de jour of the shaved private parts flashers club.
That means you are supposed to leave her alone now, right?
So, who's got the kids? Maybe Paris and Nicole?
Posted by: shelly at February 21, 2007 03:22 AM (SLFj+)
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Now THAT would be a fucking hilarious show. Who's Got Britney's Kids? It could be a different set of fuckups each week. Can you imagine the week Howard Stern gets to watch them in the Bahamas?
Finally the truth is out. She shaved her head to dodge the drug test. Kinda makes sense.
Posted by: Casca at February 21, 2007 07:52 AM (Y7t14)
Valentine's Day is Poetry Day: Shakespeare
A simple and beautiful sonnet, expressing love using some of the simplest words in the English language. Only Shakespeare could have written this poem.
SONNET 116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
Posted by: Scof at February 15, 2007 11:04 PM (nE8Mg)
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Thanks,
Mark
Posted by: J. Mark English at February 16, 2007 02:43 PM (+OxYx)
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What puzzles me is why anyone gives a rat's ass about Tim Robbins or what he says or thinks.
He's just an actor, you know, a guy who recites someone else's lines.
Posted by: shelly at February 12, 2007 05:59 PM (SLFj+)
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The Global Warming is coming straight from the Libs all blowing sunshine up each other's asses at the Grammies last night. Shouldn't last too long...no matter WHAT that damned groundhog said.
Posted by: seejanemom at February 12, 2007 07:02 PM (jmTO5)
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Exactly. Note to Dixie Chicks: no one cares if you make nice or back down. You're boring us to death already with your whiny, nyah-nyah song.
Posted by: Joules at February 12, 2007 10:48 PM (u4CYb)
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You would like to think these awards shows are based on talent only but this proves they are as much political as anything else. We already knew this about the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: Mike C. at February 13, 2007 04:29 AM (GQv1b)
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LMAO!
I wish Jack would say, "Boy, I haven't bitch-slapped someone since Tucson. Now, prepare for a pride obliterating bitch-slap!"
Posted by: reagan80 at February 12, 2007 06:06 AM (qjCPY)
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I never have gotten hooked up the 24 bandwagon, and I meant to watch ATHF after all the unpleasantness but I couldn't find it in the satellite guide. Incidentally, you should check out Peter Berdovsky's moves to get asylum in the U.S. (from Belarus) if you haven't already done so.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 12, 2007 04:17 PM (B0VZe)
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Ontario, do you get the Cartoon Network? I think ATHF is on pretty much every night (although they recently messed with the schedule... if you can't find it maybe try again in a month or two).
If not, you can also watch episodes at [adult swim]'s website.
And you could always see the movie, which comes out March 16.
I swear I'm not paid by Turner, although perhaps I should be
Posted by: The Law Fairy at February 15, 2007 05:06 PM (XUsiG)
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"And you could always see the movie, which comes out March 16."
Flaming Chicken FTW!
Posted by: reagan80 at February 15, 2007 05:39 PM (qjCPY)
I'm sure there's lots of guys working in thinktanks and war colleges whose job it is to figure these things out, but so far I haven't seen nor heard of any effective way to fight guerrillas other than by total unrestricted warfare — which we won't do. How do you counter the weighty advantage they've claimed for themselves by co-opting the machinery of world public opinion? How do you beat an enemy that has perfected the use of civilian deaths both offensively and defensively, if your one achilles heel is the fear of civilian deaths?
By researching the bio of Lt. Col. David Kilcullen, whom I quoted in my last post, I found this essential article by George Packer in the December 2006 issue of The New Yorker. It may contain the answer to my question, namely "is there another way?"
The article is New Yorker length, unfortunately. But it's Sunday Morning, so why not print it out and read it with your coffee instead of the funnies.
Lt. Col. Kilcullen and Dr. Montgomery McFate* are two people who may provide the "new way" I've been talking about. I have read about the social sciences approach to counter-insurgency before and I was very skeptical. The New Yorker article is detailed enough to be persuasive. The anthropological approach is more than just "hearts and minds" b.s. Properly implemented, it's an integrated and adaptable strategy that includes force, coersion, propaganda, and all those other fun things I've said we need to be doing. But it also recognizes that we're in a new "information age" and we need to understand and adapt to the advantage this gives our enemy.
Another very important concept, which I've not considered before, but which makes perfect sense to me, is this:
“I saw extremely similar behavior and extremely similar problems in an Islamic insurgency in West Java and a Christian-separatist insurgency in East Timor,” [Kilcullen] said. “After 9/11, when a lot of people were saying, ‘The problem is Islam,’ I was thinking, It’s something deeper than that. It’s about human social networks and the way that they operate.” In West Java, elements of the failed Darul Islam insurgency—a local separatist movement with mystical leanings—had resumed fighting as Jemaah Islamiya, whose outlook was Salafist and global. Kilcullen said, “What that told me about Jemaah Islamiya is that it’s not about theology.” He went on, “There are elements in human psychological and social makeup that drive what’s happening. The Islamic bit is secondary. This is human behavior in an Islamic setting. This is not ‘Islamic behavior.’ ” Paraphrasing the American political scientist Roger D. Petersen, he said, “People don’t get pushed into rebellion by their ideology. They get pulled in by their social networks.” He noted that all fifteen Saudi hijackers in the September 11th plot had trouble with their fathers. Although radical ideas prepare the way for disaffected young men to become violent jihadists, the reasons they convert, Kilcullen said, are more mundane and familiar: family, friends, associates.
I think it's really more complicated than just saying "kill the enemy." As a spectator, I've been as guilty as anyone in believing that our problem was an insufficiency of ass-kicking. Kilcullen sees radical Islam as just a template that the terrorist assholes plug into when they decide to dedicate themselves to their particular brand of assholery. But it's social networks, i.e. their friends, family and local communities, that are the avenue towards jihad. I think about gang members here in the U.S. These are "military age males" who would probably be joining al Qaeda if they were in Pakistan. Why, because they're assholes, and gangs or al Qaeda are what their particular social networks would drive them towards.
We need a strategy that understands and targets those social networks with a flexible and multi-faceted approach. The correct strategy should work not only in Iraq but also in the "long war," which includes Afghanistan, Africa, Europe, Southeast Asia and wherever else radical Islam is making inroads. But as the article points out, not many in government understand the problem or have the expertise to tackle it. Another obstacle is the decades long antipathy of social science academics to any endeavor that might be considered patriotic.
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I only disagree with your conclusion. No strategy? I assure you there IS a strategy. The danger is in having more than one, or not fully developing/following your strategy.
The template for unconventional warfare is as old as the Romans. In the modern era, the Brits in Ceylon were the experts. Honestly, our Civil Action Program teams in Vietnam did a great job. It takes time to win, and one can't ignore the conventional component, i.e. one can not ignore the Iranians.
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 02:48 PM (2gORp)
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ANNIKA,
The theory that the observable connection or what may look like the cohesive force that drives people in their radical, violent, antisocial and non democratic quest is not of primary but rather of secondary importance is a terribly important revelation.
It is almost a universal paradigm for understanding the nature of the movements that people join and use to explain the violent, enraged behavior they are engaged in. I was in many violent demonstrations in the 60’s, clubbed and gassed numerous times. I know today that my goals were mostly correct, the war in Vietnam was as bad and evil an idea conducted by men equal to those conducting the obliteration of Iraq today, but I have come to understand that my methods and strategies were in large part justified by aspects of my nature that nothing to do with the “war machine” and the inhumane nature of Government.
If our country were to look at hardcore drug uses through this lens they might do much better in shaping the battlefield where the "war on drugs" is fought. Nothing was more damaging in the battle to curb drug abuse in this country than was the simplistic drivel “just say no" campaign of Nancy Raygun. It was so narrow, so lacking in understanding and of course ultimately such a failure I was dumbstruck at its stupidity when it was launched.
The same “Nancy thinking” is in effect now with the nonstop harping on the nature of Islam. How Islam is the enemy and that it creates its acolytes from air as if it had the power to genetically alter young men and women such that they will give their lives to kill freedom and Americans who purportedly love it.
The thinking in the west about the forces that create those who join the army of jihad is shallow and one dimensional. The article you reference, which is open in my bathroom, is a deeper and more important way of analyzing any struggle of the sort where disaffected youth join movements and hang their rage on the rhetoric at hand. What you say about LA gang members is absolutely true; if they were in Gaza they would be Hammas and Israel would be the cause of their disaffection and her destruction their goal.
A friend once said to me in the late 60Â’s during the period of inner city riots in Watts (65) Newark(67) , Detroit(67) etc. that if you want to put an end to this violent outraged community (JihadistÂ’s) fighting against America you need only install air-conditioning in every apartment and you problem will be over. I was pretty pissed off at this seemingly shallow and callus and possibly racist remark, but knowing what I do today it was a true. Of course, AC would have done nothing to adjust the racist social policies that fueled the anger but it would have corrected a deeply held belief by the dwellers of these horrible neighborhoods that the government had an interest in their comfort and cared enough to do something about it. No riots and possibly an avenue created toward peaceful social changes that could alleviate the pernicious sense of entitlement that motivates the have-nots whose lives are surrounded by the haves.
Posted by: strawman at February 11, 2007 02:55 PM (9ySL4)
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Strawman:
You forget one thing in your tirade against "Just Say No." There was a dramatic drop in drug use among the young during that campaign. You are a testimony to why leftists should never be allowed to dictate social policy as their solutions always fail and make problems worse.
Posted by: Jake at February 11, 2007 03:18 PM (V6rxT)
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The driving force in the jihad is sex-the strongest drive there is. In the 90's Bin Laden repeatedly said that Western culture is corrupting Muslim women by giving them ideas of freedom and independence. Bin Laden believes the only way to keep their dominance over women is to destroy Western culture.
It is not a coincidence that almost every man in the Guantánamo prison hates or fears women. Their perverted view of sex mixed with religion is an explosive force.
Theodore Dalrymple is a prison psychiatrist in the UK, and he has interviewed many captured suicide bombers whose missions failed. He says they all have sex as a motivation for their crimes:
"However secular the tastes of the young Muslim men, they strongly wish to maintain the male dominance they have inherited from their parents. A sister who has the temerity to choose a boyfriend for herself, or who even expresses a desire for an independent social life, is likely to suffer a beating, followed by surveillance of Stasi-like thoroughness. The young men instinctively understand that their inherited system of male domination—which provides them, by means of forced marriage, with sexual gratification at home while simultaneously freeing them from domestic chores and allowing them to live completely Westernized lives outside the home, including further sexual adventures into which their wives cannot inquire—is strong but brittle, rather as communism was: it is an all or nothing phenomenon, and every breach must meet swift punishment."
Posted by: Jake at February 11, 2007 03:40 PM (V6rxT)
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Jake,
I think you are wron. While the number of casula and first time users may have dropped the number of serious and habituated uses remained constant or increased and the number of tons, kilos or whatever of interdicted and hence the estimated amounts received unimpeaded in the US increased.
Statistics, Jake, That's why most social scientists do not trust the RW. They are too inlclined to fuck with the numbers to suit their wished for result. Just look at the no child left behing numbers and the commentary of teachers that have been forced to implement it. Or more recently the NOAA scientists whose research has been edited to shift the meaning by WH hacks.
Posted by: strawman at February 11, 2007 04:11 PM (9ySL4)
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The new Sheriff in town, Praetus, reputedly "wrote the book" on counter-insurgency.
Anybody here ever read it?
It ould be intersting to know what he is thinking.
But then, I'll bet the insurgents have read it; as Patton said as he was routing Rommel, "I read your book you son-of-a-bitch".
I hope Praetus has some new tricks up his sleeve.
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 04:56 PM (SLFj+)
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Strawman:
Two problems with your last comment:
"No child left behind" is our only hope of school reform. Because of that program we now know the following about Minneapolis public schools.
Minneapolis spends $15,780 per pupil and only 40% of the students pass their gradeÂ’s standardized test. Only 40% of black males graduate from high school. The teacher's union has unbridled political power in the city so there is little hope of reform.
Before then no one was aware of the problem that the corrupt teachers' union had created. Based on these statistics, black parents acted. Parents moved over 50,000 black children to alternative schools. Private individuals including me gave scholarships so over 1000 could attend private elementary schools. None of this would have happened without "No child left behind."
As to NOAA, a few left-wing activists in NOAA created those false stats and the White House insisted that real science was reported instead.
Posted by: Jake at February 11, 2007 04:59 PM (V6rxT)
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 04:59 PM (SLFj+)
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Probably this thing, Counterinsurgency Field Manual - U.S. Army Field Manual on Tactics, Intelligence, Host Nation Forces, Airpower - Petraeus and Amos.
There was a Marine Colonel in Vietnam by name of Corson. He's one of the Godfather's of US Counter-Insurgency warfare. Trouble then was that he couldn't be heard above the din of the ticket-punchers.
Petreaus is probably the right General Officer for the job. He has the vision. Let's see how good he is at making it happen. So far the McClellens have been setting the stage. Now is the hour of Grant.
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 05:35 PM (2gORp)
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Jake,
This admin. does not know real science. It only knows politiczed science taylored to meet their distorted wishes and promises. To label the NOAA scientists whose data and conclusions were "adjusted" to the party line as "Left wing" and therefore unreliable is the symptom of the blindness you suffer from.
The school data has been cooked as well. the school superintendent in Houston upon whoes sucess with the pilot run has been dismissed and proven to have "adjusted" his data to tow the party line.
The administration is corrupt and dishonest when it comes to science and education policy. Training students and having teachers and administrations force the curriculum to meet the goals is denying children an education. I watched a teached drill 6 year olds on the subway as they traveled to a museum on a field trip, in their times tables. It was completly ludicris. six is, child psychologist agree, far too young to be taught these types of things. And I am sure if I asked any of these children to think mathematically they would be unable. They know 8 x 8 is 64. But ask what is the sum of 8 groups of horses each group having 8 members and see what happens. It is bullshit teaching being passed off as an education. I am an employer of people who need basic match skills and I haved proved this point time and time again during my hiring procedures.
Posted by: strawman at February 11, 2007 05:47 PM (9ySL4)
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Let's hope Petraeus has a drinking problem like Grant. And that he brings plenty of his brand of hooch with him for the other general staff officers.
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 05:56 PM (SLFj+)
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Straw,
I knew my multiplication tables through 12 by the conclusion of 2nd grade. I wasn't unusual. Children can certainly learn mathematical concepts at that age. My younger brother could read whole words before age 3. My parents and his siblings simply worked with him.
Typical left-winger: The "people" are always stupid. Except of course for the left-wing elite who will save us all for ourselves.
Posted by: blu at February 11, 2007 07:00 PM (duPNB)
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Sorry Shelly, these UW guys tend to be warrior monks, abstaining from all vices save killing the enemy.
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 07:50 PM (2gORp)
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"six is, child psychologist agree, far too young to be taught these types of things"
Ironically, Straw, my best friend since high school is a child psychologist and he wouldn't agree.
I'm not suggesting that all kids learn at the same rate. IQ is certainly not democratic. But most children are plenty capable by the 1st grade to begin grappling with basic math concepts like addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.
Let me guess: You are also agree with the whole language idiots who don't think kids need to learn to spell.
Posted by: blu at February 11, 2007 08:19 PM (duPNB)
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Blu,
You mean coincidentally. Classic misuse of irony. I guess you were absent from school that day.
Posted by: strawman at February 12, 2007 01:04 PM (9ySL4)
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Hey, I just found this blog.
Who is this idiot Strawman? Why does anyone even respond to his idiocy?
Posted by: AntonioVdeLA at February 13, 2007 03:15 AM (SLFj+)
Posted by: strawman at February 13, 2007 08:41 AM (9ySL4)
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Well Antonio, it's like this. Strawman is a self-loathing queer, literally. Nobody talks to him except Blu, who gets some sort of titilation arguing with him. Closet queen? You make the call.
Posted by: Casca at February 13, 2007 04:17 PM (2gORp)
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Ah, that explains it. Put me down for the "nobody talks to him" group.
Posted by: AntonioVdeLA at February 14, 2007 04:00 AM (SLFj+)
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Ah,
More intelligent discourse from the cheap seats.
What is it with you and queers Casca? Had an uncle roll you over and put your face in the pillow when you were ten? Or was it your cell mate or the guy in the upper bunk at Camp What-the-fuck.? When will it dawn on you that when you insert (pardon the image) your sexual-orientation-fixation into political discussions it only serves to indicate which muscles you tighten when you think about Rep Foley doing some 15 year old.
You haven't even noticed that whatever I have said about the debacle in Iraq the last few years has been true and that every wish you have had about Iraq over the same period has been just that; the wish of a deluded 'merican. Gee, I guess that does make me queer and you? Just another ignorant, frightened, lie loving American true believer who thinks he should have a gun in his hand instead of his flaccid dick, sitting home on the 50 yd line, cheering the team on. You are pathetic. You don't have the courage of your convictions like that fellow from Sacramento who took the money but at least, you would say, went into the fray. Although for all we know he was transporting BP oil guys, making a payroll run to the local Mullah who was protecting their wells, thatÂ’ll make his kids happy some day. But you do have the courage to get angry at me for hanging out in your playground, which, of course ainÂ’t your playground, you presumptuous ass. You sit here tapping out what you think passes for smug commentary with he tips of your fingers and your ass firmly in the seat passing judgments, while 50-100 humans die each day, and you are musing about my ass, my dick, my mouth and my closet. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You are one sick puppy Casca.
Now you can give your stupid one line retort.
Posted by: strawman at February 15, 2007 06:24 PM (9ySL4)
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This fool strawman must be a blonde; the inner woman is emerging.
Posted by: AntonioVdeLA at February 16, 2007 08:10 AM (SLFj+)
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Straw man
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A straw man argument is a logical fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position. To "set up a straw man" or "set up a straw-man argument" is to create a position that is easy to refute, then attribute that position to the opponent. A straw-man argument can be a successful rhetorical technique (that is, it may succeed in persuading people) but it is in fact a misleading fallacy, because the opponent's actual argument has not been refuted.
Its name is derived from the practice of using straw men in combat training. In such training, a scarecrow is made in the image of the enemy with the single intent of attacking it.[1] It is occasionally called a straw dog fallacy[2] or a scarecrow argument.
Posted by: AntonioVdeLA at February 17, 2007 04:52 PM (SLFj+)
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Antonia,
And...........the point is.......other than demonstrating that you can read and type?
Posted by: strawman at February 18, 2007 11:03 AM (9ySL4)
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Antonio, take a cue from Casca and me; ignore the fucktard. Your post was apt, but all it does is encourage him to dialogue insipient crap.
Let it go.
Posted by: shelly at February 18, 2007 07:02 PM (SLFj+)
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Shelly,
I hope you had good clerks when you were sitting because a good education is clearly not in evidence when you use insipient (d.beginning to appear) to mean insipid. Not to mention that insipid means lacking flavor or zest. You were clearly a jellybean appointment. RR was insipid. Also, like Bush, he was a liar, (which is a character flaw you seem to admire) RR was also as puerile as GB (his open mic Â…let the bombing of MoscowÂ….) GeorgeÂ’s flight suit and Mission Accomplished stunt. RR sold weapons to Iran for cash to support murderous thugs in Central America. It is conceivable that the weapons sold to Iran are contributing currently to American deaths in the streets of Bagdad and will to a greater degree in the near future if the conflict escalates. You would be howling if the transfer of weapons to Iran was of Carter or Clintons doing?
Posted by: strawman at February 19, 2007 11:31 AM (9ySL4)
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Before you put stupid comments on Russian poetry on-line, you should better read the original before you judge the translation (or don't you speak Russian???), as common sense would call for.
Posted by: Jenny at February 25, 2007 08:36 AM (TF+Jv)
Surge Strategy
There's a reason why I haven't written whether I think the Surge Strategy will work or whether it's a good idea. I'm not an expert in any of the disciplines necessary for my opinion to have any value. In fact, most of my knowledge regarding the Iraq War comes from secondary sources, written by other people who are similarly ignorant, i.e. the press.
The vast majority of reporters and columnists who write about Iraq and pretend to know what they're talking about are completely incompetent to do so. Not only is their journalism degree inadequate for the task (it's a glorified general ed degree) but their undisguised bias robs their output of any credibility. Yet, from my desk chair, I'm forced to rely on these people almost exclusively for my information. So, as a result, my opinions are just about as worthless.
That's why I'm taking a wait and see approach. I do consider myself an expert on another thing, though: I'm an expert on the domestic battlefield. This is why I have said over and over again that we must achieve success in Iraq quickly, because if Americans don't see progress soon, our next president will pull the plug on the whole noble enterprise.
So I was very encouraged when the President yanked the most recent generals in charge, good men though they might be, and replaced them with guys who understand the need for a change in strategy. Today is General Petraeus's first day on the job. His resume is impressive.* He's had success before.** I wish him and his new strategy well.
Australian Lt. Col. David Kilcullen is an advisor to Gen. Petraeus and an expert on counter-insurgency strategy. He's also a Duntroon grad and a veteran of East Timor. In this post at Small Wars Journal, Kilcullen outlines the two schools of thought regarding counter-insurgency.***
An illustrative anecdote:
In Timor in 1999 I worked closely with village elders in the border districts. I sat down with several of them one afternoon to discuss their perception of how the campaign was progressing, and they complained that the Australians weren't securing them in the fields and villages, that they felt unsafe because of the militia (the local term for cross-border guerrillas) and that we needed to do more to protect them. In actual fact, we were out in large numbers, securing the border against infiltration, patrolling by night, conducting 14 to 21-day patrols in the jungle to deny the militias a chance to build sanctuaries, and working in close in the villages to maintain popular support. There had not been a single successful attack by the insurgents on the population for more than two months. So, "objectively", they were secure. But -- and this is the critical point -- because our troops were sneaking around in the jungle and at night, staying out of the villagers' way and focusing on defeating enemy attempts to target the population, they did not see us about, and hence did not feel “subjectively” secure. This was exacerbated by the fact that they had just experienced a major psychological trauma (occupation, insurgency, mass destruction and international intervention) and as a society they needed time and support for a degree of "mental reconstruction". Based on their feedback (and that of lots of other meetings and observations) we changed our operational approach, became a bit more visible to the population and focused on giving them the feeling, as well as the reality, of safety. Once we did that, it was fine.
In other words, we had to shift from a more enemy-centric approach to a more population-centric approach to adjust to the developing situation. My personal lesson from this experience was that the correct approach is situation-dependent, and the situation changes over time. Therefore the key is to develop mechanisms that allow you to read the environment, to be agile and to adapt . . .
Adaptation is the key, and I'm glad to see that we're trying something new. I hope it works.
You can see how the above example illustrates the need for more troops and contact with the population. It's more than just switching to a zone defense from man-to-man. At least in the short run, our new strategy will provide the enemy with more opportunities to kill Americans. We're not going to like that here at home, and I have no illusions that the media will understand what's happening or that a different strategy is at work. The commanders in theater, and the President must realize that the home front will not cut them any slack and they have to get it right this time.
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Posted by: shelly at February 10, 2007 12:04 PM (SLFj+)
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Annika,
Why should a lack of expertise stop you from commenting?It should qualify you to become Speaker of the House
Posted by: corwin at February 10, 2007 01:04 PM (fWdXB)
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But is visibility a good thing in Iraq?
I'm thinking of Saudi Arabia circa 1990, where the people may have been thankful for our protection, but they probably DIDN'T want to see us strutting around with our short sleeve shirts and our Bibles and our other infernal gear.
In the ideal world, Saddam would have been removed by a coalition of forces from Muslim countries. Of course, the post-Saddam outcome might have been the same; Palestine isn't quite the peaceful vacation spot just yet.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 10, 2007 02:32 PM (P8ktI)
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Nicely Done
I cannot understand the hysteria over the President wanting to move 2% of the troops from one location to another.
Posted by: Jake at February 10, 2007 03:21 PM (V6rxT)
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As always a good analysis of the situation.
My opinion of the problem is the GW has been doing all the heavy lifting with the Iraq problem. I'm kind of glad that the American people are reacting to this conflict dragging on as long as it has. Maybe it'll put some spine in the Iraqi leadership to consider that we might just leave them alone to deal with the consequences, or the US military to start using some imagination in their operations.
Also I was in the gym and digging through the pile of magazines and one was a Newsweek from like Jan 1, 2007. It had a great article on Denmark, Moslem's and the controversy's they've had to deal with. It was reported that there was so little conflict in Denmark that the Moslem's had to basically export the issue to get any attention.
Finally, where is the analysis on the real news... Anna Nichol Smith? This great American goes on to the "other side" and no opinion about it? Are you going to make me read the Drudge Report?
Drake
Posted by: Drake Steel at February 10, 2007 04:25 PM (m6MSU)
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Drake,
I met her in Tahoe during a 4th of July bash a few years back and - this may stun you - the girl was kinda dingy. To be fair, though, she was very nice and even talked to us non-star types. I remember thinking that despite being sort of heavy at the time she was a strikingly attractive woman in person.
Posted by: blu at February 10, 2007 04:41 PM (duPNB)
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Annika -- I wanted to point out Mudville Gazette's post on the Surge in case you haven't seen it. Even as close to the battlefield as we Army families are, I wasn't properly versed in what the Surge meant. I think it's been really glossed over and misrepresented in the places I've heard about it. Anyway, I was ignorant before I read this post, so I'm spreading the word. http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/007609.html
Posted by: Sarah at February 11, 2007 07:14 AM (BP8jf)
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Thaks so much Sarah, for that really informative link.
I, like most Bush supporters, have been wondering why he didn't explain the details a bit more. But this article makes it pretty clear what the "surge" means, and why it now makes a lot of sense to me.
I've just sent it to over 300 people who are, mostly, like minded. I hope that it gets wide circulation.
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 08:32 AM (SLFj+)
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OK, I'm willing to bet that of all the candidates for President of the United States right now, there is only one who has read Petraeus' book on counter insurgency.
And he won't even be a candidate until September.
The next POTUS.
Can you say "President Gingrich"?
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 06:01 PM (SLFj+)
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What about the Dixie Chicks and their surge strategy? I believe that the Dixie Chicks will bounce back, thanks to the political friends they know in high places that seem to have pulled a few strings for them prior to the Grammys, as I've noted in this song:
Playin' Politics (With the Dixie Chicks)
Dr BLT (c)2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/DixieChicks.mp3
Posted by: Dr BLT at February 16, 2007 12:44 PM (jgGlP)
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A brief note of sincere applause to Annika for (1) admitting that she is not informed in a certain subject and (2) refraining from commenting on it until she becomes more informed.
Anyone who has the humility to do that consistently is light years ahead of 95% of the population.
I liked this too:
"Not only is their journalism degree inadequate for the task (it's a glorified general ed degree)"
AMEN!
Posted by: Mark at February 19, 2007 02:50 PM (krump)
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I thought Peter and Glowee broke up...so I just went back and pretty much read all the past PPTSP.
There's some funny shit in there, annika.
Posted by: Victor at February 09, 2007 02:09 PM (1oGDT)
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Get a life loser.
I hear that Ballentine
Has got him five to nine,
And the Farmer's brother's
A Friend of mine.
Posted by: Casca at February 09, 2007 06:30 PM (2gORp)
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OK, for youse guys what never hoid of Guys and Dolls, this here's the original lyrics to "Fugue for Tinhorns".
NICELY-NICELY
I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.
(Benny starts singing his part at this time, while Nicely continues
Can do - can do - this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do - can do, can do.
(Rusty starts singing his part as the time, while Nicely and Benny continue
For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's all right
Of course it all depends if it rained last night
Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud
Likes mud.
I tell you Paul Revere
Now this is no bum steer
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do.
If he says the horse can do - can do - can do.
Paul Revere. I got the horse right here.
BENNY
I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
A guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance
I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race.
I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line,
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
Valentine! I got the horse right here.
RUSTY CHARLIE
But look at Epitaph. he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
"Big Threat" - "Big Threat"
This guy calls the horse "Big Threat"
If he calls the horse "Big Threat",
Big Threat, Big Threat.
And just a minute, boys.
I've got the feed box noise
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise
Shows class, shows class.
This guy says the horse shows class
If he says the horse shows class
Shows class, show's class.
So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph.
Epitaph! Valentine! Paul Revere!
I got the horse right here!
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Posted by: shelly at February 09, 2007 07:53 PM (SLFj+)
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All in all you're just a dick with no balls, casca.
Posted by: Victor at February 09, 2007 08:11 PM (l+W8Z)
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Tsk, tsk, Victor.
When one is reduced to name calling, certainly one has reached the bottom of the barrel; I'd say about three fathoms lower than whaleshit.
Posted by: shelly at February 10, 2007 03:23 AM (SLFj+)
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Glass houses, Shelly...unless "mental midget" is a term of endearment to you.
Posted by: Victor at February 10, 2007 05:44 AM (l+W8Z)
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I don't know why the word "gourd" is so funny--but it is. This reminds me of Freshman year at Princeton High School in New Jersey. I had a huge crush on the senior who was playing Nicely Nicely Johnson, Jon Tenney. I never spoke to him--just worshiped him from afar. He was an awesome performer.
Fast forward 20-some years and he's a Broadway, t.v. and movie actor who used to be married to Teri Hatcher. One day in the late 90's I turned on the t.v. and realized that the guy playing the lead on a new (short-lived) cop show was that guy I liked in 9th grade.
Posted by: Joules at February 10, 2007 05:49 AM (u4CYb)
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Alright, there are two bloggers at Annika's Journal: Annika and Victor. From now on, I'm declaring a moratorium on all unprovoked attacks on the management. Up to now, I've allowed things to be pretty rough and tumble in the comments, but this schoolyard bully shit is getting on my nerves, so cool it.
Posted by: annika at February 10, 2007 09:52 AM (JBltT)
Posted by: Brad at February 10, 2007 10:03 AM (9ADYb)
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Annie:
How'd you do in Con Law?
Did you get to the 1st Amendment yet?
Posted by: shelly at February 10, 2007 11:24 AM (SLFj+)
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Ah, now I understand the IM conversation. To tell the truth, I'd completely forgotten the comment, and it had nothing to do with our resident cell-block-punk, Victor being the author. ANYONE who'd go back and reread the Peter Pumpkin chronicle is by definition not engaged in a productive life.
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 07:50 AM (2gORp)
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Now you've got me wondering... has the management synchronized menstrual cycles yet?
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 08:05 AM (2gORp)
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LOL.
So, here's a good law school final exam question:
Was that "unprovoked"?
For extra credit: What difference does it make?
Alternate question for extra credit: Outside of a crowded theatre, where can one yell "Bullshit" without being censored? (Knowledge of the existence of the 1st Amendment is required for this option)
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 09:40 AM (SLFj+)
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Was that unprovoked? Not by your definition. Hell, it's obvious your and Casca's petty jealousy is such that if I were to open a window on a hot summer day, you'd consider that sufficient provocation to start slinging insults around.
As for what difference it makes--not much, I concede, because your definition of provocation gives you the right to attack if I so much as blink. It does, however, demonstrate a total lack of respect for annika and for the spirit of her rules (if not the letter, for reasons discussed above).
As for your last question--C'mon, Shelly. People give up their right to total "Freedom of Speech" all the time (court orders, non-disclosure agreements, being asked, "Does this dress make me look fat?") under threat of a sanction of some sort. If that isn't censorship, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Victor at February 11, 2007 11:03 AM (l+W8Z)
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You don't know what is.
Like all liberals, the rules don't apply to you, since right is on your side.
Me, I stopped hiding behind skirts a long time ago.
Posted by: shelly at February 11, 2007 11:26 AM (SLFj+)
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OUCH! LMAO! Dammit Shelly, I was saving that one for later. Since some here have been likened to "Bullies", to continue the analogy, maybe others wouldn't get their ass beat if they didn't have their mommy walk them to school? I'd suggest moving to a new neighborhood where the big boys aren't so mean. lmao
Posted by: Casca at February 11, 2007 02:29 PM (2gORp)
Posted by: physics geek at February 09, 2007 07:10 AM (KqeHJ)
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Come to think of it, those Mac commercials (the real ones) do remind me of Democratic campaign comercials. I have no particular allegiance to any platform, I have used (and have installed/fixed/etc., as a pc tech and admin) all of them. But most of the crap they say about Windows just isn't true.
Posted by: GyorgLyquor at February 09, 2007 05:55 PM (A4kZO)
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Annika.......those have been around forever.....now this is a funny video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQm3IsSKAo&eurl=
Posted by: jason at February 09, 2007 09:32 PM (izVy1)
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Thank you, my sentiments exactly!
Although, I have I to admit I am concerned that the only 'person' that agrees with me is a deranged pumpkin.
Posted by: Brad at February 08, 2007 08:53 AM (9ADYb)
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I appreciate the underlying sentiment of the statement (remember that I live in Kobe-land), but it's interesting to note that the statement is usually said by the leader.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 08, 2007 10:04 AM (y2frB)
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Too funny! It reminds me of "The Office"--which makes me laugh every week.
Posted by: Joules at February 08, 2007 12:04 PM (u4CYb)
You Heard It Here First
I'm telling you, the secret's getting out. The latest Gallup poll reveals:
In a head-to-head matchup against McCain in a Gallup poll of Republicans and Republican "leaners" taken Jan. 25-28, Giuliani beat the Arizona senator handily in most categories: better public speaker, more likable, better chance of beating the Democratic nominee, would run a more positive campaign, would perform better in debates, would do more to unite the country, would manage the country more effectively, would be better in a crisis, better understands the problems faced by ordinary Americans, and strength of leadership.
What did I just say?
The Monitor article from which I pulled that quote also says that Giuliani's approval ratings are at 62%. Sixty-two percent! That will change as the attack machine heats up. But I ask you, can anyone name another public figure with numbers over 60%? I can't think of one. That's unheard of in this age of hyper-negativity.
On the other hand, some analysts say that McCain's recent dip in polling is due to his more vocal support of the President's Surge plan. It's possible that not a lot of poll respondents knew Giuliani's position on the Iraq War is identical to McCain's. Or maybe they do, but they just trust Giuliani more.
That's my take. Even if I liked McCain, I would always favor a guy with executive experience over legislative experience. Theoretically, executives must work in the real world where results are expected. Therefore, they should be more results oriented. Legislators on the other hand, work in a world of theoretical projections, possibilities and imaginary outcomes. When they fuck up, they're rarely held to account because they simply blame the other party, the executive, or both.
[How can I quit blogging this summer when Campaign '08 is already so interesting?]
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For me it's a matter of trust. I know all of Rudy's warts. They have been on the front pages repeatedly. Ditto McCain's. I trust Mr. Mayor to be able to lead in a more honest manner than McCain. McCain has done too many things (campaign finance, gang of 14, Keating 5, for and against social security reform, etc). I would vote for him against Hillary or Obama or any other dem (except Lieberman) but in Rudy vs McCain it's not even close for me and I'm a rabid right wing nut.
Posted by: chris at February 07, 2007 04:51 PM (QZTLy)
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Just wait till the straight talk express starts flinging mud. Nobody does mean like the Senator from Arizona.
Posted by: kyle8 at February 07, 2007 06:57 PM (yB636)
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Don't count in it, Kyle. The R's are down to their last bastion right now; they need a win, and they know it. If BOTH are on the ticket, what happens then?
Well, there's your answer. I think they'll make nice in the end.
Think Kennedy-Johnson. Go back in time (I assume most of you don't remember, but can read about it)to 1960. Both Kennedy and Johnson appeared at a joint caucus of the Texas and Massachusetts delegations and Johnson vowed that he would NEVER accept the Vice Presidental nomination.
Twelve hours later, Bobby offered it, then withdrew the offer. Johnson was then begging for it and threatening what he'd do if he didn't get it.
One heartbeat away from the presidency, in this era ain't bad. Gore and Cheney changed that.
Posted by: shelly at February 08, 2007 04:21 AM (SLFj+)
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I'm completely anti-Rudy and anti-McCain. Rudy, while talking a good game, still comes out looking like a Chicago liberal when it comes to many of the rights of the people. His stance on personal ownership of firearms keeps tracking back to "display a need," "register," etc.
If the (R) throw up Rudy/McCain against Hillary, we will have the floor wiped with us. It will either result in a heavy (D) win, or an independent is going to end up capturing much of the south and mountain states, but not winning the election, giving us Hillary in the end.
Rudy seems to resemble British conservatives; he's all for surveillance, authoritarian law and order, etc.
McCain is a no-go for a ton of reasons; he's like the (R) version of Clinton. He will say whatever, to whomever, to ensure that MTV likes him and the MSM calls him a "loose cannon," a "rebel," etc.
Posted by: Jmarsh at February 08, 2007 07:40 AM (J0G4s)
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Rudy's got a lot of skeletons in his closet and much of them aren't known nationally. His negatives will start going up when they talk about his personal life, corruption and cronyism in the mayor's office, and his mistakes in the aftermath of 9/11.
Posted by: PoliticalCritic at February 08, 2007 09:29 AM (B9HSl)
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"his mistakes" after 9/11."
That stuff is already starting: I saw a wire story on the so-called "mistakes" yesterday. They also mentioned a book taking the same position. Koch was interviewed in the wire story and said that Rudy deserved all the positives he got after 9/11, but that NYC was over him on 9/10. In other words, 9/11 rejuvinated him as a politician.
So far, he hasn't taken many hits. You are right to say that it will start soon. We'll see if he can handle it.
JMarsh,
Please explain how the candidate with the highest negatives from either pary is going to "wipe the floor" with either McCain or Rudy, both of whom are fairly articulate and experienced men with solid GWOT credentials? I'm not saying either is the perfect Rep choice, but that Hillary has a ton of political problems to overcome. Suggesting she is going to wipe the floor with these two in a general election makes no political sense to me. Now if you were talking about somebody like Brownback, I'd probably agree.
Posted by: blu at February 08, 2007 09:57 AM (duPNB)
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Agree with Koch (and Blu). If September 11 hadn't occurred, Giuliani wouldn't even be running for dogcatcher today. I'm starting to hope for a Tancredo - Kucinich election; perhaps we'd have some discussion of issues.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 08, 2007 10:08 AM (YWsCw)
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I agree w/Blu on Rudy, NYers & 9/10.
As for a positive 60+ rating, only Obama & Rudy have them right now. However, Rudy's stuffed closet will eventually be opened. The dems are saving the salvos for when they can do the most damage.
A private poll that will be released this weekend, shows that in a contest between Obama & Hillary, it's Hillary that would win by a large margin. So a Hillary/Obama might be a possibility. However on the Rep's side its still too early to tell. A lot can happen in 18 months
Posted by: michele at February 08, 2007 10:43 AM (Po6a+)
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Blu,
I have been editing this to try to make this less gun-centric, but it's not working
. I'm not trying to get into a 2A debate, and hopefully what I'm getting at will be apparent.
There are a fair number of folks like me that have litmus tests for firearms. I think they're reasonable and simple: 1) No registration (other than the defacto form already in place with BATFE's form 4473) and 2) You don't need to display a need for a firearm, you can buy one just because, as guaranteed by the 2A.
They're articulate, and at least Rudy seems to generally believe he's doing the right thing, and he's got some convictions. No problems there, or with GWOT stances. But, there is something that looms larger, and that's freedom, as enumerated by the Constitution. Hillary wants to pillage my economic freedom, while Rudy would have no problems plastering millions of cameras throughout the US, a la the UK. Rudy seems very wedded to the anti-crime track, but there isn't a higher power (ie, the 2A) that he feels is important to respect. *That* is the problem. (McCain has issues with the 1A, among other things).
The basic problem we are faced with is, for instance, Hillary vs. Guiliani, maybe with a libertarian on the ballot. We've got Clinton/Dole/Perot all over again. I, and others, cannot vote for someone that is (insert your conservative litmus test of choice here) hostile to gun ownership as Rudy, even if it's to keep the human apocalypse that is Hillary out of office. Some surely will as the "lesser of two evils" strategy, of course. When a democrat (Richardson) has a friendlier approach to gun ownership than a republican, there is a serious problem.
Rudy and McCain have created negative groundswells throughout people that are pretty solidly (R) otherwise, via past documented action. How many of them will apply my version of the litmus test in 08? Don't know. But, there's not a lot of wiggle room to soften one's stance on gun control, for instance, when you've been quoted throughout your entire political career of note as solidly in one direction as he is.
Expanding a bit past gun control, I think the problem that many (R) will have is that they've taken what are traditionally democratic stances on too many issues recently. Supported medicare drug benefit? Got those. Supported McCain-Feingold? Check. Support amnesty for illegals? Yep. Trashed the GWOT/Iraq/WMD/etc? Yeah, those are (R) too. Agree with CEO pay "adjustment?" Check. Complained about oil profits? Those too. Supported continued ban of offshore drilling?
You see where I'm going? They're pretty indistinguishable from each other on "current events," which brings things like the support of second amendment that much more into the forefront. Frankly, Rudy, good virtuous man that he is, forces me to campaign against him (which I'm already actively doing).
Posted by: Jmarsh at February 08, 2007 04:08 PM (J0G4s)
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JMarsh,
Fair enough. Well articulated position. Thanks for taking the time to put it out there. In the end, we just have different priorities, which is why you have the primary and put those priorities out there for people to debate. My priorities are free market economics and the GWOT. The Reps are not always good on either, but generally they are much better than the Dems.
Posted by: blu at February 08, 2007 05:30 PM (duPNB)
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JMarsh gets at what I think the purpose of Libertarians and true Conservatives should be, which is anchoring the right flank of the political spectrum. Meaning there should be a solid anchor to our viewpoints and policies, which is well known and unchanging. There may be people who vary from that conservative position depending on the issue, but once "Conservatism" becomes a sliding scale, all is lost because there's nowhere to go but left. Ronald Reagan understood this when he proposed that we get rid of the Energy and Education Departments. George W. Bush does not understand this when he proposed and got DHS and Prescription Drug Entitlements. What the Libertarians get right (and thank God for them, because these days they're the only ones making the case) is that there is such a thing as a slippery slope and somebody has to put the brakes on.
Of course, you might ask, so how can you support Rudy. First, I didn't say I'd vote for him in a primary. I feel free to vote my conscience in all primaries, which is why I never vote for a pro-choice candidate in primaries. But when the general comes, It's always a lesser of two evils thing. I know enough about the political situation nowadays that I'm a realist. I want a Republican in the White House, and so I will vote for whoever gets the nomination, unless it's McCain. I like Rudy because he can win. In a perfect world, we could tolerate a moderate Republican president if he is counterbalanced by solid conservatives in Congress. Unfortunately, that is not the case today. But the alternative is a phony centrist Democrat like Clinton/Bomber and a bunch of whacked out communist political appointees sneaking into the beauracracy who'll take years to ferret out, and only after doing incredible damage (e.g. Jamie Gorelick). That's what really scares me about a Democrat in office. There are a million Amanda Marcottes chomping at the bit for a low level appointment and if/when the next Democrat administration comes along they are going to flock to D.C. and someone is going to find a spot for them.
Posted by: annika at February 08, 2007 07:24 PM (JBltT)
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Well said JM. The jist of Reagan's charisma was his willingness to differentiate between who we are, and who THEY are. We wandered in the wilderness from the Depression until 1980 because the accomodationists ran the party. Rudy and the McCainiac are a return to the wilderness years. There is only one heir to Ronaldus Magnus, and we all know who he is, and whatever the CW is about him, they said worse things about Ronnie.
Posted by: Casca at February 08, 2007 07:54 PM (2gORp)
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I'm beginning to believe that none of the current Republican candidates can go the distance.
The true heir (according to Casca) has to be Newt. He says he'll run if his ideas are not being carried by some other candidate; a sure thing that he gets in when the others falter.
He led us to the biggest victories we've experienced since Reagan, and he can do it again, provided they get him a suit with no zipper.
But, what the Hell, it never affected Bubba, so let's all wait for Newt to come to the game.
Posted by: shelly at February 10, 2007 09:42 AM (SLFj+)
The judge released the Astronut chick on bail because he didn't consider her a flight risk! In what universe is she not a flight risk?!?! Hellooooo!?!? She's a pilot. She can fly! By definition that makes her a flight risk.
And not only that, she's an astronaut. What's to stop her from getting into her spaceship and flying off to another planet tomorrow? Then the only way we could catch her is by sending a team of astronauts after her. And I doubt we have many astronauts trained in law enforcement.
This is a bad situation just waiting to happen. What if, for instance, she escapes to the moon? Would the cops/astronauts have jurisdiction there? Maybe at Tranquility Base, since that's U.S. territory. But what if she hides out in some other crater with a jug of water, some Tang and a box of Depends? We might never find her. I don't think her GPS bracelet is going to be much help on the moon.
Or what if she made it all the way to Mars? I'm sure there's no extradition treaty with the Martians, and they hate us anyway. Oh those Martians would jump at the chance to grant asylum for an ex-astronaut simply to embarrass us, like the French do with Roman Polanski. Those Martians think they're so superior, just because their orbit is bigger than ours.
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Another Boat School grad does us proud. Let's review:
(1) Jimmy Fuckin' Carter. Nuff sed.
(2) John "What First Amendment?" McCain.
(3) Lisa "Crazy Bitch" Nowak.
Fan-freakin'-tastic.
On the plus side of the ledger, at least Bobby Heinlein was one of ours.
Posted by: Matt at February 07, 2007 09:20 AM (10G2T)
Posted by: Mark at February 07, 2007 10:04 AM (2MrBP)
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Thanks Mark.
Matt, you forgot Jim Webb. I bet we could come up with at least a couple hundred before the end of the day. The Naval Academy is fucked up. West Point on the other hand tends to produce uniformly good leaders.
Posted by: Casca at February 07, 2007 10:35 AM (Y7t14)
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Dunno 'bout West Point. Custer, for instance.
And on the plus side for the squids, I'd like to add Adm. Fluckey. Betcha if a statistical analysis was done, the flake/hero ratio would be about the same.
Posted by: Victor at February 07, 2007 11:19 AM (1oGDT)
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sorry Casca, can't concur with you on the Point.
two words: Wes Clark
"ring knockers" bleh. give me a 2ndLT from Texas A&M or another state school any day...
Posted by: jcrue at February 07, 2007 11:23 AM (ZDQoM)
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at February 07, 2007 12:49 PM (chQH7)
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Not really buying that either, Casca. I've known a few woops in my day. They're about the same. Get past all the PR bullshit and the service academies aren't really much different. (Nor are A&M, VMI, the Citadel or Virginia Tech immune from the problem. My battery commander -- the one who got sent to be the 2nd MarDiv urinalysis coordinator after we returned from a float that he royally fucked up -- was an A&M grad. What an idiot.) The Point has produced its share of freaks, too. MacArthur, just to name one. (A history prof of mine had spent a lot of time studying MacArthur and interviewing people who knew him well -- family members, former aides, etc. The guy really was a freak.)
Posted by: Matt at February 07, 2007 12:51 PM (10G2T)
10She likes the moon!
I hope they keep her away from any dirigibles or zeppelins. Or lightbulbs.
Posted by: The Law Fairy at February 07, 2007 01:50 PM (XUsiG)
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Jeez, I'm talking about recent history, not sixty years ago, and one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch. Peacetime generals are the product of politics. Take it for what it's worth.
There are most definitely differences between the academies. For producing combat leaders, give me a West Pointer or VMI grad. That's not to depricate the product of state schools, but everyone knows that the aggies are famous fuckups, too much bullshit between their ears. I base my observations on direct personal contact. I spent a month as a peer at Ft Benning with 100 USMA cadets, and six months with the cream of the USNA at basic school, along with a dozen USAFA grads. I know these guys pretty well. My early impressions were only reinforced by the contact I had during my career. The Navy and Air Force acadamies should be closed. They're social clubs that foster their own particularly perverse cultures. I would never trust a boat schooler, on the other hand a USMA grad's word tends to be good.
Posted by: Casca at February 07, 2007 04:30 PM (2gORp)
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This incident precludes women from being sent into space ever again. The cosmic radiation in space affects their brains and turns them into sex maniacs.
No telling what would happen if all the women in space became sex maniacs. OH..........never mind
Posted by: Jake at February 07, 2007 04:52 PM (V6rxT)
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LawFairy, I totally forgot how much I loved those guys!
Posted by: annika at February 07, 2007 09:19 PM (JBltT)
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Annie, how'd you do in Crim Law?
As a guy who set a lot of bails (Including Patty Hearst, The Griffith Park Sniper, etc.) you have to know that bail is not to hold someone because you think they are going to do something horrible. It is to ASSURE RETURN to face the charges.
The thing is, she isn't going anywhere. She's got three kids, a house and an ankle bracelet that they can track her with. If she takes it off, it beeps and they are on her. They beep her and she has to call them back right away or they know it's off and they swoop in. And be sure, they are tracking her with survelliance on a 24/7 basis, maybe with the cooperation of her shipmates.
No way to hold her the way the prosecuters wanted; they just wanted to have her in so they could keep building their case with her. It is that need to win them all that pervades every prosecutor's office in the world.
Except Aruba.
Posted by: shelly at February 08, 2007 04:33 AM (SLFj+)
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Enjoyed Casca's Osmond Brothers reference, even if it was unintentional.
Pro for West Point - Ulysses S. Grant.
Anti for West Point - Ulysses S. Grant.
The good thing about...um...EXTREMELY MOTIVATED people such as Lisa Marie Nowak (why is the news dropping the "Marie"?) is that they're only motivated to do one thing. At least until she starts sending love letters to Brit Hume.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 08, 2007 10:13 AM (YWsCw)
Posted by: shelly at February 08, 2007 12:05 PM (SLFj+)
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I base my observations on close personal contact, too, being that I'm a Canoe U grad and spent five months at Ft. Sill, plus six at TBS (and four years living with various exchange cadets). But of course my observations are no more unbiased than yours.
Posted by: Matt at February 08, 2007 02:49 PM (10G2T)
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Now your shit is in the street. I'm from a different generation. They weren't coed then.
Posted by: Casca at February 08, 2007 08:20 PM (2gORp)
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My dad would have have said to you, "you talk like a girl with a paper ass! He was a man with a very limited sense of humor.
Posted by: mike at February 08, 2007 09:20 PM (UNYWb)
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They're social clubs that foster their own particularly perverse cultures. I would never trust a boat schooler, on the other hand a USMA grad's word tends to be good.
I like the way you think Casca (not that I'm unbiased on the subject)..
Ross Perot..I digress..
Although generalizing, one factor that reinforces these cultural differences is the community sub-cultures in the Navy (Surface Warfare, Submariner, Aviators, etc) and to a lesser degree in the USAF (pilots versus well, everyone else).
Posted by: Col Steve at February 09, 2007 09:09 AM (pj2h7)
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It looks like NASA administrator Mike Griffin gave Karl Rove a call and asked for something to draw attention away from this story. You know, a hurricane or something. But the truthers are on to the hurricane generator in the White House basement, so Rove had to try something different.
So he had Anna Nicole Smith whacked. It worked like a charm since this astro-nuttiness is now below the fold on page 19. Just hope that a bunch of the male astronauts don't start claiming to be the real father of Anna's baby ...
--HH
Posted by: Go 4 TLI at February 10, 2007 06:31 PM (TmKwU)