Watching the Tour de France with my housemates yesterday, the following question came up:

What kind of being would you create if you could somehow cross Lance Armstrong's DNA with the DNA of his chief rival, Ivan Basso?

The answer is not all that good. It's quite frightening, actually.

Update: i guess nobody gets this joke. It's a bit obscure, but we all thought it was hilarious over at my house.

Clue: Crossing the DNA of Lance Armstrong and Ivan Basso might create a bike rider who's derailleur is perfectly in sync!

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1 Watching the Tour de France with my housemates yesterday Housemates? That's gay lingo for those of you not in the life. Are you evolved?

Posted by: Barney Gumble at July 22, 2004 02:07 PM (JT7Io)

2 Huh?

Posted by: annika! at July 22, 2004 06:19 PM (C9F5M)

3 Considering who is girlfriend is, I'm guessing the better speculation is what a Lance Armstrong/Sheryl Crow mix would look like. I'm guessing athletic kid who has to move his lips when he reads.

Posted by: Tony at July 22, 2004 07:34 PM (QwFky)

4 Um, I got it the first time, but I was wincing. A lot.

Posted by: Hugo at July 22, 2004 10:34 PM (ntfdi)

5 I am gay.

Posted by: Barney Gumble at July 23, 2004 07:58 AM (RLzW0)

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