Wer ist das? Sie ist Nicole Ritchie, ich glaube...

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1 du du hast du hast mech

Posted by: Scof at April 30, 2007 11:22 AM (a3fqn)

2 Didn't Wile E. Coyote do that once, and pay a terrible price for doing so?

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at April 30, 2007 11:34 AM (xHyDY)

3 but didn't Wile E. Coyote use rocket powered roller skates for that stunt?

Posted by: annika at April 30, 2007 11:57 AM (zAOEU)

4 Acme - the first name in self-destruction.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at April 30, 2007 12:31 PM (BSx9z)

5 That was really Nicole driving? What a dumbass. Scof's post reminded me of one of my old Youtube links. I also want to bring up my old suggestion for an Annika-modeled action figure because there is video of it in...uh...action. Too bad she croaks.

Posted by: reagan80 at April 30, 2007 02:03 PM (gyiuI)

6 Quite a feat of skill and planning, or one lucky mofo. Reagan, I'll buy one of those Annika action figures. If it's anatomically correct.

Posted by: Casca at May 01, 2007 07:10 PM (2gORp)

7 "... but didn't Wile E. Coyote use rocket powered roller skates for that stunt?" Thought it was a rocket. Or, maybe I'm mixin' my episodes up... I remember a cool one with a batsuit (man, I still want one of those...) "Reagan, I'll buy one of those Annika action figures. If it's anatomically correct." (emphasis added) Why? You got a tool shed, don't'cha? Anatomically correct it yourself, man. Just remember, the rubber band with the Vienna sausage attached is not an acceptible accessory...

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at May 02, 2007 06:32 AM (xHyDY)

8 I can't make any guarantees, Casca. Besides, that doesn't sound very...hygienic. We'd probably be better off just asking Annika for a sample of her DNA, and then shipping it to Hwang Woo-suk. Unfortunately, we currently don't have the technology to speed up aging and physical development. So, we will have to be cryogenically frozen for 18 years until the clones mature. That is, of course, assuming she didn't really give us the genetic material of a collie or something.

Posted by: reagan80 at May 02, 2007 10:45 AM (gyiuI)

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Take a look at these guys!

ROTFL that was awesome!

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Last night I had my second dream in which Hillary Clinton appeared.

The first dream occurred about a month ago. In it, I was walking along a dirt path in a rural area. I hit the main road and began to walk down it when a large bus caravan drove by at high speed. There was one very strange looking bus, shaped like a flattened zigurat with wheels like inline skates, which leaned as it turned.

Suddenly the caravan came to a stop and I saw the Senator and the former President get out. I was astounded. They came up to me and introduced themselves, which was completely unnecessary. Bill didn't talk at all, but I was surprised to find that Hillary was extremely nice and personable, though a bit shy.

She asked me who I was supporting and I told her that I was a Republican, but that it was still a great honor to meet her and the President. The conversation sort of died out after that, but she remained very pleasant. I woke up wondering what the hell that dream was all about.

Last night I met her again, in some sort of narrow lobby crowded with people before an event. She apparently remembered me from the last time we'd met and seemed very happy to see me. We hugged and I told her that I really liked her, even though I couldn't vote for her. I also told her I had predicted on my blog that we'd know who the nominee was by Easter (not true in real life) and that it had been a pretty unusual race so far. Then she got kind of defensive and asked, "in what way?" I said, "well with the polls and stuff," realizing this might have been a sensitive subject. I woke up at that point.

I don't know what to make of these dreams. Hillary was very nice in both of them, completely different than I would expect. Plus I can't stand her in real life, so why do I like dream Hillary so much? It's weird that in waking life I actually follow Obama's campaign more closely and rarely give a thought to Hillary except when she fucks up in some way. I'm not known for precognitive dreams, though I don't believe it would be a stretch for my dreams to predict a Hillary win, even in the general. I think what it is is that Hillary symbolizes someone in my waking life, but I can't figure out who.

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Great news for Titanic fans on this 95th anniversary of the sinking.

The amazing thing is that Leo signed on for this. And looks like Fred Thompson will make a cameo appearance too!

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Here's Kiki Couric on today's anniversary of the American entry into World War I.

Did you catch that?

Listening between the lines, Kiki's message is this: If not for advances in modern medicine, over 413,000 Americans would have died fighting the Iraq war.

Am I reading too much into it? If it was anybody else, I might be, but this is the anti-American CBS News.

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1 What she meant to say was "If it were not for the aliens and their mind control device, I would be a pushy soccor mom, getting into a pissing match with another hausfrau at the Peoria PTA."

Posted by: kyle N at April 06, 2007 07:10 PM (7k0iG)

2 The video is no longer available! Conspiracy!!!!

Posted by: Otto at April 06, 2007 08:27 PM (czVLs)

3 There are few members of the media that make me cringe with revulsion more than Ms. Katie Couric. She could be reading "Green Eggs and Ham" -- it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Mark at April 06, 2007 10:31 PM (viPPu)

4 Jeez, she reads like the smart bitch in a high school English class. Since when was the "A" in fatalities long? On the upside, I just got off the phone with Casca II. He called on the satphone from a wadi in the western desert. It was good to hear his voice. Technology is great!

Posted by: Casca at April 06, 2007 11:44 PM (2gORp)

5 If he's really your son, it would be Casca, Jr. Small distinction, but worth mentioning. Please give him my thanks, and those of all of us, (except that fool who keeps butting in), for being there and defending us all, even the fool.

Posted by: shelly at April 07, 2007 05:39 AM (4hKsD)

6 I second Shelly's motion. I hope him and his comrades remain safe for the duration of their stay.

Posted by: reagan80 at April 07, 2007 07:49 AM (I0gpu)

7 Lol, well since he's about five inches taller than me, I've always suspected his mother's fidelity. The rub is that his mind works a lot like my own. In any case, since I'm not a legalistic sort, I'll continue to call him any damn thing I want. It was an interesting conversation. We talked tactics a bit. I asked him about his ability to displace, so as not to become a fixed target, and to emphasize the need to be thinking about that, and he replied, "I've got very little else to think about, and all day to think about it." LOL He's on a grand adventure, and he knows it. Any man worth his salt would trade places with him in a heartbeat. I'll pass on your good wishes.

Posted by: Casca at April 07, 2007 08:16 AM (2gORp)

8 Kasca, Despite what you or Shelly may think I wish him a safe return. I may not agree that he is defending me or you from a real threat or that his commander in chief is competent but he is a soldier and doing his job takes courage and committment.

Posted by: strawman at April 07, 2007 12:27 PM (9ySL4)

9 Oozing infected cunt drippings: see above: Straw - you didn't tell me you got married!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 08, 2007 02:18 AM (32BJr)

10 Special thanks to you and your son Casca.

Posted by: Mike C. at April 08, 2007 05:30 AM (2nDll)

11 Hey Red, DOn't worry, after we get move in proper and all and the kid comes we'll get you a nice new leather collar and a life coach.

Posted by: strawman at April 08, 2007 09:57 AM (9ySL4)

12 Straw is especially bitter on Easter because the Jew came back. Good Friday is the ultimate liberal blueballing!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 08, 2007 01:42 PM (G0EXJ)

13 we'll get you a nice new leather collar and a life coach. What the fuck is a life coach? Is that some kind of PC government makework job to inculcate loathing of America, heteros and self? I'm surrounded by a zillion of those every day and it hasn't yet, nor will it ever work. Speaking of weddings Straw, when is your Daddy #1 going to make an honest man out of Daddy #2?

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 08, 2007 05:29 PM (cOyko)

14 Thank you to your son, Casca. My son-in-law just got back from 14 months in Iraq. We owe them and their families a huge debt.

Posted by: MarkD at April 09, 2007 05:42 AM (5vbH6)

15 Thanks Mark. Whew, fourteen months, that's brutal.

Posted by: Casca at April 09, 2007 06:28 AM (Y7t14)

16 Red, It is, if Hillary is elected, going to be a new cabinet level position; Secretary of Life, right down the hall from the office of the Secretary of Peace. They may need an ugly mutt to pace in the front yard so you may have a job opportunity with medical bene's

Posted by: strawman at April 09, 2007 06:35 AM (9ySL4)

17 Seconds and Amen's to everyone's hopes for your son's safety, Cas. BTW, is he a Marine, or is he army? Figured the overbearing influence of his paterfamilias might predispose him to life as a leatherneck, but then again, maybe he's all about blazing his own path and needling his old man about it. 'Specially given that dig 'bout his mom ("Yeah, pop, but funny thing is, I'm the same height as the mailman..."). Hehe... All kidding aside, kudos and blessings to him and his immediate leadership, who I'm certain are equal to the task of leading fine young soldiers and Marines.

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at April 09, 2007 10:10 AM (xHyDY)

18 They may need an ugly mutt to pace in the front yard No thanks. Either of your wives (from the picture above) are more than qualified. right down the hall from the office of the Secretary of Peace. Got news for you genius - there already is a Secretary of Peace. It's called the Secretary of Defense, or the War Department. Your desperate wet dream of a weak, surrendering and defeatist America will never happen.

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 09, 2007 01:04 PM (fWJN4)

19 El, We're coming up on the 25th anniversary of his mother deficating him upon a table in the delivery room at Camp Pendleton. Nine months earlier, the deed having been committed at Quantico, MCB. It truly was in his blood. I tried to wave him off, but we're from a line strong with the need to burn our own fingers.

Posted by: Casca at April 10, 2007 06:49 AM (Y7t14)

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