February 06, 2005
Quote Of The Night (And A Zoological Explanation)
Michael Jackson:
I'm very strong. I have rhinoceros skin.
He's obviously talking about
this rhinoceros, not
this one.
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Posted by: jtb-in-texas at February 07, 2005 05:14 AM (oPLPa)
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No doubt, He'd have to be the rhino with the fucked up horn.
Posted by: J-Mo at February 07, 2005 06:30 AM (/R7NU)
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I've never seen a rhinoceros with an umbrella.
Maybe the guy is trying to set up an insanity plea. I wonder how his creditors feel about that.
Posted by: shelly at February 07, 2005 10:02 AM (6krEN)
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DAMN IT!!! I can't believe I missed the interview. WAAAA.
Posted by: Dawn Summers at February 07, 2005 07:40 PM (xAVt3)
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Someone needs to tell him that getting Rhinoplasty does not give one Rhino skin.
Posted by: Trevor at February 08, 2005 05:02 PM (RwZxT)
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How can you be racist against someone from another planet?
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February 03, 2005
John Vernon (And Some Other Celebrities)
i just read at
Michele's that the great character actor
John Vernon passed away. Wow. He was best known for his role as Dean Wormer in Animal House, and yes he was great in that. But i will always remember him as the crooked bank president, Maynard Boyle, in
Charley Varrick.
Memorable John Vernon lines from that movie are (paraphrasing): "Look at those cows out there. Man they got it made. What's the worst that could happen to them? A short circuit in the electric milking machine," or later in the same scene, referring to one cow in particular: "Would you look at that one. What a set of jugs!"
But by far his best line from the same scene is his warning to the timid bank manager about what the mob bosses will do to someone who fucks with their money: "These people will strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch!"
And who ends up bumping off Vernon's character at the end of the movie? None other than Joe Don Baker, as Molly the hit man.
Anyways, it is sad news.
P.S. Does anyone remember the subtly funny tribute in Futurama a few years ago, in the episode that was a take off on Animal House? The character based on Dean Wormer in the futuristic college was re-named Dean Vernon by the show's writers. i thought that was funny.
Which Reminds Me: Thinking about Charley Varrick got me thinking about the late great Norman Fell, who was also in that movie. That got me thinking about celebrities i have seen in my life because Mr. Fell is on that list. i'm talking about seeing celebrities i've encountered when i wasn't expecting to. (Of course i wouldn't include on any such list someone like Jerry Garcia, whom i saw in concert, since i was expecting to see him, although i'm not sure i have any memory of that event.) Here's the list:
- Mel Gibson, walking on Fifth Avenue in New York City
- Conan O'Brien, in a restaurant in the same city
- Norman Fell, walking with his wife on Market Street in San Francisco
- Whoopie Goldberg, shopping in the Century City Mall
- Danny Bonaduce, at an amusement park
- The wrestler known as the Brooklyn Brawler, at a dance club in the West End of London
- Cindy Crawford, at a Malibu grocery store. And she's as pretty without makeup as she is in print.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, in Sacramento, where else?
- Eric Chavez, shopping in a Union Square department store
- President Clinton, riding in a limousine in Washington D.C.
- The late Chick Hearn, with his lovely wife Marge, at Sunday mass
- Antonio Fargas, in a liquor store, scratching a lottery ticket
That's all i can think of right now. i'll post more, as i remember them.
Update: Noticing how celebrities always die in threes, this morning i heard about the other two: Max Schmelling and Ozzie Davis.
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Name Dropper, well after a second look, perhaps not.
Posted by: Casca at February 03, 2005 04:37 PM (cdv3B)
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And who ends up bumping off Vernon's character at the end of the movie?
I knew that answer to that question!
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 04, 2005 05:53 AM (L3qPK)
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Yes, and then follows one of the strangest car chases you'll ever see. Joe Don's car chasing Walter Matthau in a plane.
Posted by: annika at February 04, 2005 07:15 AM (GR2Q2)
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My favorite part of that Futurama episode: "ROBOT HOUSE!"
Yes, John Vernon will be missed.
Posted by: Micah at February 04, 2005 08:56 AM (v/oTo)
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You can't have a good Joe Don Baker movie without a bizarre chase scene. Hell's Bells,
Mitchell is full of 'em!
I got a blog post to write...and don't forget Joe Don's b-day is a week from tomorrow!
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 04, 2005 09:31 AM (L3qPK)
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"As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation!"
Oh yes.
Katherine Hepburn walking in Manhattan.
Justice Douglas, Robert Stack, and Charlie Byrd seated next to on (different)planes ... coach.
Howard Cosell outside ABC in Manhattan.
Posted by: Rodger Schlong at February 04, 2005 06:22 PM (twLVD)
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The wrestler known as the Brooklyn Brawler
It's Steve Lombardi - get it right! ;-)
Posted by: Radical Redneck at February 04, 2005 07:24 PM (7XTy8)
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No, not the legendary Green Bay coach.
; )
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January 28, 2005
i Guess He Forgot To Put Jesus First...
Looks like
Leroy Wells may have to wait a while before he can become "the next
William Hung."
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Maybe they should have incarcerated him for aggravated singing, or use of a deadly voice.
Posted by: Mark at January 28, 2005 07:17 PM (Vg0tt)
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Can ya give the brutha some luv????
I'm not offput that he capped someone in the ass. It does offend me that the other fellow probably didn't have the opportunity to return fire, AND that he's murdered the English language.
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January 12, 2005
More Fun With Brad And Jen
You've probably already heard
the rumor that it was Angelina, not Brittany, who allegedly played a role in the first big breakup of 2005.
Sultry Angelina Jolie 'got under' Brad Pitt's skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that 'bothered' Jennifer Aniston, pals say.
. . .
'They did not sleep with each other,' but Pitt 'was obviously taken by Angelina.'
. . .
'He changed,' the source told the mag. 'It might have been slight, but it's noticeable. And Jennifer knew it.'
But Pitt's pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the 'Ocean's Twelve' star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his 'Friends' wife of 4-1/2 years.
Well, i don't know if anyone should believe those denials. Not with the exclusive evidence i just uncovered. i mean, she's obviously pissed about something.
Seriously, i don't really give a shit why they broke up and i couldn't care less who they're fucking. But i can't pass up the opportunity to work on my photoshopping skills.
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You'll have to teach me how you do that funky speech balloon stuff.
Kevin
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Sex in Kalifornika
Annika did panika
They smoked their marijuanika
and had their erotica
and then their orgasmica
On that beach with Tom Cruzika
and maybe even Veronica
Drinking gin and tonica
Posted by: d-rod at January 13, 2005 03:56 PM (CSRmO)
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d, that is fucking funny.
Posted by: Casca at January 13, 2005 04:18 PM (cdv3B)
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D-Rod, that's hilarious.
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January 08, 2005
America's Sweetheart Couple Is Kaput
Brad and Jen
have finally split.
i called it months ago. Didn't i call it?
Hollywood's dream couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, are breaking up after just 4-1/2 years of marriage.
The hunky star of 'Troy' and the most popular of television's 'Friends' now say they'll remain - you guessed it -'friends.'
. . .
'We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,' they said in a joint statement issued to People Magazine.
'For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media.["]
My own speculation was centered on
a possible Pitt-Spears merger. Of course that was before the Spears-Federline merger, but maybe now that Brad is free, we'll see cracks developing in that "storybook" marriage next.
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You don't mention the possibility of a Spears-Aniston merger. Britney DID kiss Madonna, after all...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at January 08, 2005 10:14 PM (QcVcB)
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all i can say is goodness...
Posted by: maizzy at January 08, 2005 11:07 PM (NgODS)
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I thought that those two kids would be in it for the long haul. Well, not really - but they did last longer than most Hollywood marriages.
Posted by: Micah at January 09, 2005 10:10 AM (v/oTo)
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I am speculating on the possible Annika-Brad merger.
Posted by: Jake at January 09, 2005 11:22 AM (r/5D/)
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Will Brad Pitt replace grilled cheese and tomato soup as Annika's ultimate comfort food?
The world waits with bated breasts, but I think Annika will quickly discover that Pitt's sweaty nut sac doesn't taste anywhere
near as good as grilled cheese.
(Then again, if I had to choose between my favorite sandwich and a chance to lick perspriation off Jennifer Aniston's mighty cleavage, I might have to forgo the sandwich.)
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at January 09, 2005 12:34 PM (4uHYC)
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And DAMN if I didn't misspell "perspiration." My three buttocks tremble in humiliation.
Shit.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at January 09, 2005 12:36 PM (4uHYC)
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Rumor has it she's barren!
Posted by: Scof at January 09, 2005 04:57 PM (9lWXc)
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Seems Angelina Jolie took time out from her busy schedule of give the Palestinians talking points to talk dirty with the Bradster, with Jen on the other line eavesdropping. And that put Brad-o in the dog house.
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January 07, 2005
People Don't Like Her
My hits have more than tripled from people googling for information about Ashley Simpson getting booed at the Orange Bowl. People really don't like her. Of course, her career will go on; the powers that be will continue to force her product on an unwilling public. Just like the WNBA.
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Digs at Ashlee Simpson AND the WNBA in the same post? You get double points for that.
Posted by: Micah at January 07, 2005 08:38 AM (v/oTo)
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She makes me want to scream.
Posted by: Scof at January 07, 2005 08:53 AM (oqUpG)
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HA! I commented about that too! And let's not forget her belching powers! Another case of someone riding the coattails of their famous family members although they should never have been allowed within 100 miles of a recording studio.
Posted by: Serenity at January 07, 2005 10:15 AM (qoFsi)
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Hey, don't dis the WNBA! I happen to like WNBA ball, and in Washington, people actually go to the games!
Posted by: Victor at January 07, 2005 10:35 AM (L3qPK)
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Hey, I was there, booing both Ashley and OU.
Good thing the Trojans upheld the dignity of the Pac 10...UCLA and Cal were nothing to write home about.
Posted by: shelly at January 07, 2005 02:03 PM (fLlQ8)
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Yes Victor, they're called lesbians.
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January 04, 2005
They're Lonely And They're Spectacular
This one belongs in The "Huh" Files.
Teri Hatcher has revealed she hasn't had sex in four years.
The beautiful actress, famous for her role as Lois Lane in '90s hit TV series 'The New Adventures of Superman', has confessed she hasn't had any fun between the sheets since splitting from actor husband Jon Tenney in 2000.
The star, who also plays a frustrated single mum in the acclaimed US series 'Desperate Housewives' told Britain's The Sun newspaper: 'There just isn't any space for it.
'I don't have a boyfriend because I don't go out on dates.
But it's okay - I'm not sad because of it.'
Four years? Dang.
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I was married to a sexual camel. It's no fucking fun! Now you know why he left.
Posted by: Casca at January 04, 2005 05:12 PM (cdv3B)
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I don't buy it. But if it's true - Teri, call me!
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Posted by: annika at January 04, 2005 09:10 PM (1k2LW)
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You're the one who's drunk.
Oh, OK, guess it shoulda been a new paragraph. Feel free to read the pronoun differently.
Fuck, anyone who's been married for a decade knows what life without sex is like. That's why you need to do as Jimmy Buffet says in "Love and Luck", and "Find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor".
Heh, I'm drunk now too.
Posted by: Casca at January 04, 2005 09:48 PM (cdv3B)
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Maybe that's why she is taking stripping lessons.
Posted by: ginger at January 05, 2005 04:33 PM (yu+32)
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I'd just like to help her out with that..
Posted by: JD at February 20, 2005 03:31 PM (J+Gcr)
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This is just another Britney-Spears-discuss-my-sexuality-for-free-publicity tactic.
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January 03, 2005
Scouring The Globe...
To bring you the most important news of the day.
This just in...
Ashley Simpson can burp the alphabet.
No word yet on whether she's lip-synching that too.
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Posted by: spydrz at January 03, 2005 03:04 PM (OJ9pA)
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How did I KNOW that?
Anybody seen my aluminum baseball bat?
Posted by: Casca at January 03, 2005 03:13 PM (cdv3B)
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No offense Annika, and I'm sure you'll take this in the spirit in which it is said:
Who.Gives.A.Shit
On the other hand, her burping abilities would have been way more entertaining than her lame singing attempt.
It's a hot air thing, wouldn't you agree?
Posted by: joe at January 03, 2005 06:35 PM (aO4j5)
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This young lady has so many talents. With each new revelation my attraction increases.
Posted by: Jonathan at January 03, 2005 07:25 PM (iIEgQ)
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The article proves that she KNOWS the alphabet...well, at least to the letter S.
Hmm...burping, acid reflux disease...Ashlee's innards are getting almost as much press space as Britney's feet...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at January 03, 2005 09:16 PM (k9zwi)
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it doesn't surprise me. you have to admit, the girl is pretty damn normal. least circus freak-ish of all those teen stars.
Posted by: candy girl at January 03, 2005 10:05 PM (Aak2E)
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If she's "burp-synching", there's no proof that she actually knows the alphabet.
Posted by: gcotharn at January 03, 2005 11:46 PM (+7VNs)
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She's got a talent on par with the little kid in "Billy Madison."
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November 28, 2004
AAAAAAAH!
AAaaaaaaHHH!!! AAAaaaaaH!!! WaaaaaaaAAAhhH! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAhhh! NNnnoooooOOoooooo!!! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! AAaaaaaaHHH!!! AAAaaaaaH!!! WaaaaaaaAAAhhH! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAhhh! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! AAaaaaaaHHH!!! AAAaaaaaH!!! WaaaaaaaAAAhhH! NNoooohohohohonnnnononono!!!! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAhhh! Pleaaaaseeenonononnhohono!!!!! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! AAaaaaaaHHH!!! AAAaaaaaH!!! WaaaaaaaAAAhhH! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAhhh! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
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I can't believe I clicked that link. I'm not all that familiar with Jessica Simpson, but it appears she and Britney Spears got their chests done at the same auto shop.
On the bright side, I now know what you sound like when you're having an orgasm. Yet somehow, perhaps thanks to the "Waaaaah"s in your link, the Annika-voice in my head sounds more like
Lucille Ball having an orgasm.
Shit, that's twisted.
I think I'll stop here.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at November 28, 2004 10:15 PM (4uHYC)
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I have a daughter named Annika. and i think its the cutest name on the earth . oh ! I was just surfing and your website named ANNIKA is simply awesome. My comments on this link is that the painting appears to be of a chinese hollywood star (Jackie Chan) who is very constipated by eating Kentucky fried chicken in Garlic and pepper sauce. He is sitting on the throne and making these funny noises.
Posted by: anil dhawan at November 29, 2004 03:39 AM (nb4yy)
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From this week's TV Guide:
8 p.m. - 5, 29 Rated Y-14. Britney's Cajun Christmas - Join Britney Spears, husband Kevin, sister Jamie and the Kajun Klan Dancers as they celebrate a down-home Lousiana Christmas. Guest starring the corpse of Justin Wilson as the ghost of Christmas past - shoo-wee! With special musical guest David Bowie dueting with Britney on Silver Bells.
Posted by: albo at November 29, 2004 06:31 AM (ZPx7m)
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Wha? Huh? Did somebody say something? I'm sorry, what happened? One minute I was reading Annika's Journal, and the next minute I was mesmerized by a gorgeous,
completely empty head sitting atop an absolutely spectacular pair of breasts. How long was I out?
Posted by: Matt at November 29, 2004 09:34 AM (SIlfx)
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Matt,
You've bereft me of all words!!
Plus LOL uncontrollably!
Posted by: joe at November 29, 2004 09:41 AM (YOyBO)
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Even though we bash Spears for being overly whorish and Simpson for being intellectually deficient, we must honor them. Apparently, they voted Bush............
http://en.wiki pedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republican_celebrities
Posted by: reagan80 at November 29, 2004 10:31 AM (L2hT5)
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Jessica Simpson is to me as shiny objects are to crows. Faced with her visage I can only smile and mumble, in an infantile voice, "preeeeeeetty." Yes, I know she's a complete idiot. Somehow, that doesn't detract from her allure.
Posted by: Matt at November 29, 2004 10:54 AM (SIlfx)
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Just occurred to me: Kevin, do women normally scream "Pleaaaaseeenonononnhohono!!!!!" when locked in an intimate embrace with you? If so, do the police know about this? ;-)
Posted by: Matt at November 29, 2004 04:09 PM (y6RL7)
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let's get this out of the way once and for all:
unless they were fake when she was thirteen, they're not fake now, stupidheads.
but what i meant to say was this:
annika, i don't think anyone at any time could have put it any better.
Posted by: candy girl at November 29, 2004 06:03 PM (5R9NQ)
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Yes Matt, but after you got tired of fucking her, and trust me, you would. What would you talk about? NUTHIN!! That's what, and then you'd have to kill her to stop the pain of existance with a mental vacuum.
Actually, I think that she and Nick are a perfect match. I only WISH that I didn't know who either of them were, or anyone like them. Additionally, I volunteer to beat her talentless, fucktard, buttfuckingugly sister to death with a shovel.
Posted by: Casca at November 29, 2004 06:20 PM (cdv3B)
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Just occurred to me: Kevin, do women normally scream "Pleaaaaseeenonononnhohono!!!!!" when locked in an intimate embrace with you? If so, do the police know about this?
_____
I traffic in sheep. They always scream "No," but they never mean it.
We love Keeeeeeeeeevin!
Give us Keeeeeeeeeevin!
Only Keeeeeeeeeeeeevin!
...or maybe Keeeeeeeeerry!
For those of you who do humans, the secret to true love can be found in the lyrics of "Kielbasa" by Tenacious D.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at November 29, 2004 08:14 PM (4uHYC)
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"ut after you got tired of fucking her, and trust me, you would . . . "
I think
I should be the judge of that . . .
"What would you talk about?"
Talk? What is this "talk" you speak of?
Posted by: Matt at November 29, 2004 09:32 PM (y6RL7)
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AAAaaaaah!! Talk is overrated sometimes. I shared an abode on the beach with a lovely German girl for a couple weeks one time in my early twenties. She looked like Bo Derek and didn't speak much English. No problem.
Posted by: d-rod at November 30, 2004 07:11 AM (3jpjU)
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I wonder how Jessica Simpson would do in law school.
Posted by: Mark at December 02, 2004 04:32 PM (Vg0tt)
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I'm not sure Jessica Simpson is from Earth. No human face is that perfectly symmetrical. I bet her head swings open and there's one of those little bitty guys from Men In Black driving.
Of course, Jessica seems to be set up for a crew of three...
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November 15, 2004
Monday Night Football
Philadelphia at Dallas.
Philly is favored by 6½ points.
The Cowboy's quarterback is still Vinnie Testaverde.
Vinnie Testaverde still sucks.
He's thrown ten picks this year, six in the last two games.
He's awful.
Philly is coming off a loss to Pittsburgh.
They outclass Dallas at the QB, RB and WR positions.
You do the math.
Gimme Philadelphia minus the points.
Now onto sports news of the more prurient variety. Chicago Bears Linebacker Brian Urlacher admits that he went out with Paris Hilton, but that he's never seen her infamous video.
We met, had a good time in Vegas, and she came to a game. That was about it.
Where Paris is concerned, what exactly does "a good time in Vegas" entail?
She's a nice girl.
i'm sure she is.
And a busy girl
Very, very busy from what i hear.
she goes all out.
Is that how he injured his hammy?
I don't know what the big deal was. I was single, and we hung out for a while.
i bet your sweatin' your next pee test, dude.
I didn't even see the [infamous] video, man.
Yah, right.
I should've watched it; I heard it was pretty good.
lol.
Rock on Brian.
Update: With the Eagles' 49 to 21 shellacking of the Cowboys tonight (Someone forgot to tell Andy Reid that there's no BCS in the NFL, and thus no need to run up the score.), i improved my record for MNF prognostication to 6 and 3. My awesomeness continues to roll!
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Philly bye 3 no more or less.
Posted by: Dex at November 15, 2004 11:10 AM (yw5Tu)
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The rumor of last week was that Bill the Cat lost the mayoral election due to havin' been married to Paris Hilton for 17 minutes the day jes' before the election. Paris gets around, doesn't she. I wish she would come around here. I think she is cute.
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...awesomeness continues...
Then there's your sub-500 record in Blogger Bowl.
(Trash-talking only because The Rats of Chaos are scheduled to roll over annika's journal next week, kiddo.)
Posted by: Victor at November 16, 2004 04:50 AM (L3qPK)
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We're not gonna talk about Blogger Bowl. Not after Ted whooped my ass so badly this week.
Posted by: annika at November 16, 2004 09:14 AM (zAOEU)
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It's not exactly a "pee-test" that's used. Very few of the nasties actually show up in urine. Usually, a blood test or a smear is what's needed.
Drugs, OTOH, will usually show up in pee.
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November 14, 2004
Why Is Jimmy Kimmel Famous?
Why is Jimmy Kimmel famous?
Who is he?
Has he ever been funny?
Does anyone think he is funny
Or entertaining
In even the most slightest way?
Did you ever notice that
Even when he's smiling
He doesn't look like he's smiling?
Which would be okay if he had
A dry sense of humor, but he
Has no sense of humor at all.
Still,
He's funnier than Bill Maher.
Which is saying a lot,
Because Jimmy Kimmel is not funny.
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I KNOW! What's with that. I can't believe that Ben Stein unleashed this ass upon the world.
Posted by: Casca at November 14, 2004 10:12 PM (cdv3B)
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I thought he was somewhat amusing on Win Ben Stein's Money.
An interesting question is why has he lasted so long on ABC?
Chevy Chase's talk show was funnier at times than Kimmel.
Does he have a Scott Boras-type super agent? Is Kimmel's contract so lucrative that it makes financial sense to keep the show running rather than to buy him out?
Posted by: Call me snake at November 15, 2004 08:47 AM (2CAKL)
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I've never seen Jimmy Kimmel's talk show, but I thought he was pretty funny when he used to be on KROQ, as well as the Man Show. Perhaps he's funnier when he has someone else to riff off of?
Posted by: Tony at November 15, 2004 09:39 AM (tjFjH)
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Never watched a full episode of Kimmel's Abc show. Man Show was funny from time to time as is Crank Yankers.
He was usually really funny on KROQ, but all he really did was the sports report, fawn over Mike Piazza, and be a supporting role so really funny was only required like once an hour, if even that much.
As for how he is now the big name funny star, I have no idea, there are many 'funny' people I'd pick over him.
Posted by: the Pirate at November 15, 2004 12:41 PM (FvqEB)
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Tony may have hit it on the head: he's best when he's riffin' off someone else.
Kimmell's best as a sidekick/co-host. I thought he was a frickin' comic genious when he was on
Win Ben Stein's Money, and was an awsome force on
The Man Show.
What little I've seen of his schtick since then has been less than impressive.
Maybe it's just the Peter Principle in action: He has finally risen to his level of incompetence.
Too bad, really. He's busting many a gut in the past.
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not
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funny!
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i'm sure you will agree Casca, Jimmy Kimmel is to comedy what Vinnie Testaverde is to football.
Did ya see Vinnie lined up behind the fucking tackle tonight?
Posted by: annika! at November 15, 2004 07:33 PM (Y9Mki)
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Gawd dammit, no, but I believe you! I avert my gaze when he's prepared to handle the ball. It's gotta be the name, he's NEVER had any talent.
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October 24, 2004
Half-Wit, That's All I Ever Heard...
Half-Wit, How I Love To Hate The Word
From Drudge:
Only a couple hundred came out to see Cher Friday night at Miami Beach's CROBAR disco, but that did not stop the legendary diva from issuing an election warning against Republican control.
. . .
Cher warned moveon.org clubgoers to fight Bush, before 'it's too late':
'All the gay guys, all my friends, all my gay friends, you guys you have got to vote, alright? Because it would only be a matter of time before you guys would be so screwed, I cannot tell you. Because, you know, the people, like, in the very right wing of this party, of these Republicans, the very very right wing, the Jerry Falwell element, if they get any more power, you guys are going to be living in some state by yourselves. So, I hate scare tactics, but I really believe that that's true.'
Actually i'm a fan of Cher's, but that's just fucking stupid. She
really believes that that's true?
i never thought i'd hear a celebrity say something more idiotic than Cameroon Diaz telling Ofrah Winfrey's audience "If you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote," but Cher's comment comes pretty close.
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I am reminded of Elvis Presley's classic response to a reporter who asked him his opinion as to whether or not we should be in Vietnam; he said "Lady, I'm just an entertainer."
Cameron, Cher, San, Alec, Barbra and a host of other intellectual midgets would be well advised to emulate The King.
Posted by: shelly s. at October 24, 2004 12:14 PM (fLlQ8)
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Of course, (the activity referred to by Ms Diaz) *was* legal in Saddam's Iraq, when perpetrated by an agent of the government (or also, probably, by Saddam and his sons out for their kind of fun) I don't remember a whole lot of complaints from Hollywood about that situation, though....
The reason for the euphemism is that the comment-screener objected to the word that means (the activity referred to by Ms Diaz) What moron writes the decision rules for these programs?
Posted by: David Foster at October 24, 2004 12:32 PM (DYjwl)
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Perhaps you don't remember when Sonny Bono, the dipshit's ex, was elected to congress in 1994, thank you Hillary. You certainly don't remember when she dumped him fifteen years earlier. Sonny was the brains of the act. A music industry exec, he made her a star, and when she didn't need him, she kicked him to the curb.
Well, when he became a star in the political world, the dipshit just couldn't keep her mouth shut. Sonny was a classy guy, and recognized the top when he reached it a second time. I recall an interviewer asking him what he thought about dipshit's comment, "Sonny has always been the love of my life". Sonny said, "What can I say? She left me fifteen years ago. I have a beautiful wife, and two lovely children."
In any case, this whacked-out attention whore, and senior citizen is a walking talking geekshow. The end will not be pretty.
Posted by: Casca at October 24, 2004 07:16 PM (cdv3B)
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Casca, well put.
Simply put, and as Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"
Posted by: joe at October 25, 2004 04:43 AM (lIZAx)
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Look, celebs making stupid comments about the government is far preferable to stupid celebs actually IN government: Arnie, Sonny, etc. The majority of American are obviously stupid enough to both take political guidance from entertainers and then elect 'em. This idiocy does a lot to explain why Bush still has a chance of winning this election. I only hope that somehow people wake up and punt Bush's rich ass out of office before he has a chance to further screw up the US.
Kerry went to war, fought, learned something, and has done a tremendous amount for the US in his career. Bush avoided the war, got rich on bad business deals, got appointed by the supreme court and has done more to screw up America than any other president. You and your children are going to be paying for the first four Bush years for a very long time; don't screw it up even more with another four years of deficit spending to finance the rich, bizzare wars that take our eyes off the real problems (Bin Laden is still running around; islamic fundamentalism is stronger than ever, especially in Iraq, thanks to Bush), etc. etc. I don't think Bush is a moron, but he's bad news, vote Kerry.
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i'm voting for George W. Bush.
And you spelled
bizarre wrong.
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risk, you're a fucking idiot. Buy a vowel.
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Risk:
Don't buy a vowel; just go away. But, befor eyuo do, tear up your ballot. You lack the I.Q. to vote.
Posted by: shelly s. at October 25, 2004 08:19 PM (fLlQ8)
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I wonder what Cher would look like without eyelids.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at October 26, 2004 08:03 AM (4uHYC)
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That story about Cher & her pathetic turnout is second only to idiot-extraordinaire Rosie O'dumbass and her rally of 38 fellow freaks.
Here
The closer we get to Nov2, the faster the libs will self-destruct.
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Hey Shelby you fucking iggnoramus, you spelled "u" wrong you pittyful dolt, what reason could I have now to lissen to any of your arguments, you stupit, you. If you had any self esteem you would teer up your voter regasstration card. Yous to stupit to vote for Mr. Brush.
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August 04, 2004
Paris Troubles
i've been critical of Paris Hilton in the past, but no woman should be hit,
if indeed that's what happened to her.
The longer Paris Hilton remains silent on the cause of her two black eyes and that cut lip, the worse it's getting for boy band singer Nick Carter.
While Carter and his attorney continue to strongly deny the singer had anything to do with the reality show star's injuries, the rumors of an ugly altercation between the couple -- perhaps when the hotel heiress dumped Carter -- continue to circulate in Hollywood and New York.
Carter, well known for having an extremely short fuse and anger-management problems, is said to be close to a breakdown, brought on by the negative publicity splashing him across the front pages of every supermarket tabloid in the country. Music industry sources also say Carter's career -- which has been built on a "good guy image" -- could be hurt unless this story is quickly buried.
*A new report from the syndicated TV show "Extra" claims Hilton's injuries were caused during a catfight in a Los Angeles nightclub with 'a renowned Hollywood party girl.' Hilton's publicists have denied that story outright.
Pictures are here.
i have no way of knowing whether they've been photoshopped. On the one hand, i can't understand why Paris would leave the house and be seen in public with marks like that on her face and arms, assuming the pictures haven't been embellished. But on the other hand, maybe she wants everyone to see what a certain bastard did to her.
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and on the third hand, maybe Paris also likes any bit of publicity and attention- no matter what it is for.
I've occasionally enjoyed watching The Simple Life. There's something about Paris- some redeeming personality quality I instinctively sense- which semi-redeems all the other incredible bullshit in her spoiled rotten personality. I don't know what it is exactly, but I'm instinctively drawn to it- and it's nothing physical.
I don't find Paris' freakishly skinny body attractive. I'm more attracted to regular women with regular bodies.
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Well, you know what they say about that cycle of violence. When Nick carter was dating one-hit-not-so wonder, Willa Ford, repotrs say she used to beat him up pretty badly. His little brother Aaron gave an interview saying he was glad when they broke up because he never thought his brother was safe with her...
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It was on E! a while ago. That's as good as gold when it comes to news.
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August 03, 2004
Come On - He's Not That Hot!
The Kerry sisters are apparently all lubricated over that has-been-never-was actor
Matt Ben Afflack. (Apparently, they never saw
Daredevil, which can cure any starstruck Afflack worshiper of their unfortunate condition.)
The felling seems mutual, as Ben is probably seeing Benjamins in the eyes of the two ketchup queens. Or maybe he's simply all ga-ga over Alex's ta-tas. Or, perhaps most likely, he envisions himself as the next Peter Lawford or Arnold Schwarzenegger, and plans to make the leap from entertainment to the world of power politics via strategic marriage.
Here's a window into Ben Afflack's idea of wit and charm, for what it's worth:
In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, Ben blathers that he finds the sisters 'funny,' 'smart' and 'absurdly beautiful.'
Affleck, who interviews the duo for the maggie, admires Alexandra's 'soft features, brown hair and a gentle, willowy carriage that complements her demeanor.'
What demeanor is that? Is it the one where she acts "like a spoiled diva" and demands to be let into an overcrowded club with her and Vanessa's thirty person entourage?
As for Vanessa, he raves: 'She looks, with her flaxen hair, almost like a Nordic milkman's child.'
Gag us.
Indeed! That prose is as turgid as Ben's cock must have been at the convention, when he became the meat in a Kerry girl sandwich.
'Ben and Vanessa were in the front of the box in the external seating . . . He had his mom with him but he and Vanessa were yukking it up. They were laughing and having a good time. Very cozy. They looked like affectionate pals.
'Within 15 minutes, Alexandra waltzes in, she sees them and lunges across the partition to get in between them. She greets Ben with the big hug and kiss. This was clearly making Vanessa very uncomfortable, she would walk away and come back. It was like two junior high school girls vying for his attention. This was clearly a case of sibling rivalry.'
Get over him, girls. He ain't that hot.
Via Son of Nixon.
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This reminds my rant about Hollywood not making any movies about 9/11-
"Don't you Hollywood guys believe in making money any more? Don't you see value in remaking "The Towering Inferno" with twice the towers and 100 times the plot? Don't you think women want to see Ben Affleck carry his hose up the stairs, save the lives of numerous New Yorkers- then die heroically and tragically, shaking his fist and shouting a defiant oath at Osama Bin Laden as he hugs to a brave young woman? You're dang tootin they do."
http://theendzone.blogspot.com/2004/07/movie-about-courage-of-911-fireman.html
Maybe I was wrong. Maybe women don't care about Ben Affleck and his hose.
Posted by: gcotharn at August 03, 2004 04:26 PM (AaBEz)
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Annika is absurdly beautiful.
The Kerry girls are homely. (They look too much like their father). But they have used their wealth to good effect to look passable among fire-breathing Democrats.
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what did you say after Ta-Ta's??
Posted by: jimi at August 04, 2004 03:34 AM (lN8eP)
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You know, my boyfriend's mom and I were discussing this, and how he had mentioned he would like to get into politics.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Anyways, yeah, I totally agree -- he's not all that. Ever since Bennifer, I'm like, who cares about this guy?
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A little off topic, but does anyone else think that VS model looks like a female version of Ben Affleck?
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i don't know that she looks like Ben Afflack at all, but i simply love that tank! In aqua white and/or pink.
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June 19, 2004
Dumshit Celebrity Quote
Says Madona: "I did spend at least a decade taking my clothes off and being photographed, saying bad words on TV and that sort of thing. … I don't regret it, but it's just, you know — I mean everybody takes their clothes off now. And then what? You know? And then what?"
Dumshit's looking for a new hobby.
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Posted by: The Agnostic at June 19, 2004 03:20 PM (0rlpY)
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I think maybe you mean Polly-Esther. Who could be more synthetic?
Posted by: shelly s. at June 19, 2004 09:16 PM (AaBEz)
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Obviously the next step for Mrs. Ciccone is actual sex on TV. She'll be lauded for perpetuating the beauty myth for women in her age bracket. What's more, she'll be scorned by all the right prudes, which'll simply bolster her numbers.
Maybe a porno done in the style of Richard Linklater's "Waking Life" would be a start. She could also make a leap over to some form of tantrism and produce her own syncretistic, mutant mysticism. Imagine a film where Madonna fucks intelligent cucumbers that lecture her on Sartrean and Camusian existentialism. During those sex scenes, Madonna spouts disjointed fragments from kabbalistic and tantric scriptures in a parody of Talmudic "pilpul" casuistry, occasionally using words like "phronesis" and "veridicality" because she knows the cucumbers are turned on by specialized vocabulary.
Or maybe Madonna gets a hankering for contortionism and manages to fuck her own biceps (hell, I'd fuck 'em), both of which also gain sentience, but only marginally so: they spend their screen time cooing stupidly about how large and hard they are (I'd hire Jenny McCarthy to voice the biceps; I think she rocks). The large/hard obsession eventually leads one of the biceps into a sad soliloquy wherein we learn of its secret desire to become a penis.
In keeping with the simply-titled works she's produced, like "Sex" and "Truth or Dare," we could title the new Madonna film-- oh, I don't know-- "FUCK." Not exactly original, as titles go, but it might market well, and it'd have transgressive cachet in the mainstream, which is where Madonna has traditionally had the most impact. The truly artsy world largely ignores her flappings and squawkings.
That in itself is a sad commentary.
Kevin
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June 10, 2004
Hasn't Made A Good Album Since Reagan's First Term
The Boss needs to just "shut up and sing." He thinks
every American needs to read Al Gore's speech and calls it "one of the most important speeches I've heard in a long time."
And we should listen to Springstien's advice on politics because . . . ?
. . . Oh that's right, he's a musician. The only pundits with any credentials on the left are all entertainers of some sort.
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But can Al Gore carry a tune.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at June 10, 2004 05:22 PM (4819r)
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Bruce has gone the same direction as his music...downhill.
Posted by: Brent at June 10, 2004 06:31 PM (w+y2e)
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I'm from Jersey and even I think Springsteen sucks.
Posted by: ginger at June 11, 2004 09:47 AM (BgaW7)
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it's funny how a protest song, born in the usa, became such an optimistic and pride-swelling song to listen to. I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A....
Posted by: Scof at June 11, 2004 11:38 AM (XCqS+)
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I have good friends who are decades-long fans of Springsteen, and, if anything, lean to the left. Even they are appalled by his categorization of Gore's latest rant as "one of the most important speeches I've heard in a long time." As one of them said, "not one of, but possibly THE dumbest comment I've heard in a long time." It is important to remember that we all endow our heroes or favorites with qualities that they often prove not to possess. While not a Springsteen fan, I recognize his musical talents. That does not empower him with any particular philosophical or moral acumen. That he believes it does indicates he has bought into the "star-making machinery" in a way he professes to detest. Rather than "shut up and sing," I would prefer that he continue to pontificate--exposing himself for the mental lightweight he is. Better that those who see him as a prophet realize he is merely a guitar player with a pretentious impression of his own importance and insight.
Posted by: DBrooks at June 11, 2004 08:36 PM (YixpN)
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The opinions of celebrities only count more than those of the average person because the press reports their mouth farts and the public, perhaps, thinks that those personal attributes that give rise to celebrity somehow confer authority in matters of politics and public affairs. However, it must be the case that not that many people are swayed by political celebrities, because we'd all be voting for Democrats were that the case. Me, I like Springsteen's music, just as I am highly entertained by Susan Sarandon's acting, without agreeing for a minute with their politics.
"The Rising," by the way, is an awesome album. Listen to "Into the Fire," think about the firefighters who died in the Towers, and consider whether you need to reconsider your assertion that he hasn't done any good work since Reagan's first term.
Posted by: Jack at June 13, 2004 12:39 PM (4zSWd)
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I remain a Bruce fanatic and will defend his later work, but I'd agree that even as lefty as he is, Bruce should know better than the Gore madness.
I still maintain that Bruce is as responsible as anyone for the misunderstanding of Born in the USA, given how he wrapped the album, video and tour in the flag. But the song was also something of a watershed in terms of rehabilitating popular culture's view of Vietnam vets as mostly good guys who got crapped on by their country rather than as war criminals or nut jobs. (Heck, that may even have helped a certain vet get elected to the Senate in 1984.)
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June 08, 2004
Morissey? Fuck Him
i'm pleased to announce that legislation has just been signed, which will outlaw Morissey forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
Fuck him and fuck the lemmings who cheered him.
Link via Michele.
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I never liked him and his whiny music anyway. Asshole.
Posted by: ginger at June 09, 2004 05:45 AM (WX5CY)
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Wow. I'm sure such a comment is going to sic the FBI/CIA on his ass to investigate like they did Eminem.
Posted by: Amy at June 09, 2004 03:38 PM (RpVKX)
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What is not to like about Morrissey? His keen insight into life brought us a few hidden gems, including the revelation that "Some girls are bigger than others" and his further statement tha "some girls mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers". Timeless!
The man is a genius.
Posted by: Mike at June 22, 2004 10:17 AM (f01WH)
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I hope George Bush gets assasinated in a very horrible way!
Long live Morissey!
Posted by: row at July 06, 2004 12:13 AM (DKaJd)
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He was right to say that. George W Bush is useless.
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March 01, 2004
Charlize Meets Spicoli?
Hey bud, let's party!
or maybe,
I am so wasted!
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"Aren't you that asshole, Spicoli?"
Posted by: Casca at March 02, 2004 04:41 PM (BRVtJ)
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"You've never surpassed your role as Spicoli."
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I can't stand that half-wit, but he
is a damned good actor.
"Hey bud, what's your problem?!"
Posted by: Matt at March 03, 2004 03:47 AM (of2d1)
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Nah, Charlize is asking Spicoli if he knows how to make an apple bong.
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