Now, I wouldn't have guessed Beck.

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As you know, I did a marginally funny spoof of an e-mail to Lindsay Lohan well over a year ago. I got so many comments from Lindsay fans asking me to put them in touch with her, I had to close the comments. Now I just get tons of emails. It's tapered off to about one a week now.

Here's a new twist, though. Some emailers think I'm Lindsay! Which is inexplicable, especially if they've read even one or two posts of mine. Oh well, it's better than people thinking I'm Ashlee, which would truly be insulting.

From: "[redacted to prevent embarrassment]" [*]@hotmail.co.uk
To: coolconnector20@yahoo.com
Subject: to lindsey.lohan
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:00:50 +0000

hiya you dont know me but im one of your fans i always feel sorry 4 you when you get ppl taking pictures of you in the street when u want them 2 leave you alone. I would like 2 be in one of your films later in the years please could you add me email or send an email to me i aint sure if you are lindsey lohan or not if you are dont worry i wont telll any1 your email your in safe hands with me i look abit like you actually lol. i wish i was as pretty as u. ppl always say i do abit. i know alot about you that ive read on internet and makeup books i read.I wish we was m8s i always listen to your music and i think your are a good singer. Ive heard about your dad and i hope everythin goes well if it already has

my email addy is [*]@hotmail.co.uk

as i live in the uk lol of course

sorry 4 taking your time wish your ok and hope your brother and 11 year old sister is ok well guess shes nearly 12 now i want to be a celeb like you but i aint sure where 2 start and i also wants 2 live in america but my
parents moan that i need some1 2 support me as i want 2 live in florida loved all your movies i aint seen herbie yet but the clips i have seen are kool

sorry if i am rambling on lol i would like to know your addy so i can talk to you but if u think im a pain following you, then you dont need 2 add my email addy.

nice talking to you lindsey bye bye xxxxxxx

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From The American Princess:

Were it not for Hollywood, these people would be serving your food, cleaning your homes and parking your cars, which is a main reason that we give thanks, every year, that someone has the intestinal fortitude to organize a meeting, serve them free booze and award them prizes for going three full months not wearing makeup, and working opposite Billy Bob Thornton.

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From AP:

. . . Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of the vehicle to shoot at a covey of quail.

Whittington shot a bird and went to look for it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington 'came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself,' Armstrong said.

'The vice president didn't see him,' she continued. 'The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.'

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With the position that I've kind of come into I'm in a place where I can really make an impact on people and really help girls that are, you know, people with anorexia, people that aren't in good relationships with their lovers Â… people that don't get along with their parents. I can change that a little bit.

Then again, maybe nobody gives a rat's what you think.

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"Former" is right. lol

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Yep, i'm still getting emails from LL fans all over the world, based on my humorous post from nine months ago. i don't know what's more absurd, the number of LL fans out there, or the fact that so many of them seem to lack any sense of irony.

Here's the latest one:

Hi, I'm [name redacted] from belgium (so my English isn't good at all but i'm going to try it) I love Lindsay Lohan, she is so beautiful, she is HOT. So my point is : if you got the e-mail, or phone number of Lindsay please give it to me, she is the perfect girl I just want to see her in Real, and I want to be her friend. She is a idol fot every girl, I like her style, the way she dresses her self, everything. You probably think that I'm a freak of her, but not I that way, you know. I'm 16 years old and please say against Lindsay that there is someone in Belgium who's a great fan of her. And maybe if I graduate when I'm 18, my parents said I could study in the USA, to play baseball also because it's my sport, maybe I will be a pro someday and maybe then Lindsay wil meet me ( Maybe), It's my dream to be a pro baseballer, and to have Lindsay as my girlfriend !!, and if that dream ever come true I will be the happiest man of the world I swear, so please introduce me to Lindsay if you ever got her e-mail or phonenumber.

Thanks for listening to me, it means a lot

[name redacted]

Update: It's not looking good for Belgium dude. This is how LL treats people who are not in her social stratosphere.

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Debbie Schlussel explains why acquited child molester MJ is moving to Bahrain. What a surprise.

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Want a laugh? Go check out the comments to what has become my most popular post ever: "My E-Mail To L!nds@y Loh@n."

Lately, every couple of days someone has been commenting to that post. i guess google searches for L!nds@y have increased since the Herbie movie came out, and my site pops up as the number seven result in a search for the sudden waif's e-mail address.

Most of the people who arrive and comment do not seem to have a clue, and think that i am either L!inds@y herself, or a close friend of hers. It's funny. For instance, this chick thinks L!nds@y is in the habit of giving her phone number out to random strangers:

Dear Lindsay or whoever is reading,
Hey, what's up? I would like to know more about Lindsay Lohan. If anyone know her phone no & e-mail or one of them pls give it to me.If this e-mail reads it lindsasy lohan ,can u give me your phone no & e-mail pls. Thanks . Bye

Here's someone who took my satirical post way too seriously.

u honestly think Lindsay would respond to that.. and wat makes u think tht by telling her u noe a cool guy shes gonna care.

My post has become a discussion board of sorts for a totally different audience, most likely international, and very obviously young. i am beginning to worry about the state of English language education in the world, now that i've seen a sampling of what passes for spelling and grammar.

well i thing lindsay is the best actris in the world .and herbie fully loaded is the greatest movoe i ever saw. all the movies of linsay i h ave saw but i just want to know if anybody has her email adress i will be great to have it thanks bye

"i love how the auteur combines editing and cinematography in idiosyncratic ways as a commentary on outmoded concepts of "reality" [here make the "quote" gesture with fingers] utilizing both the explicit and implicit narrative meanings in the film Freaky Friday."

"Oh yes, but the subtlety of The Parent Trap is at once delicious and painful as an expression of ambivalent attitudes toward the ideological issue of violence, drawing upon conventions of cinematic realism to characterize the plot structure and mise-en-scene exposition of theme and characters."

"Exactly. I wept."

But most of the comments contain the same question: "How can i get in touch with L!nds@y?" Since i have been silent on the matter, as i can't answer that question, other commenters have offered their advice.

I have several adresses thay all clame to be lindsays I emailed her about amillion times I have mary kate and ashleys but who knows if they are real.

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1 I wood rathar have Sandra Bullocks email if u r the one who has that kinda stuff. Do you like work with the stars? Too Funny. The strangest search phrase I've been found by is, "dog ate my homework image". I guess the Sandra Bullock reference gives away the fact I'm not a teeny-bopper female. For that matter, so does using teeny-bopper. Your site always makes me smile. Thanks.

Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2005 07:58 PM (ponKd)

2 Shit, your site always gives me a hard-on, no wait, that's Roger's site... so how about Sandra Bullocks number? Oh yeah, Mary Kate and Ashley... after they swallow, they barf it back up... ruins the whole thing.

Posted by: Casca at July 14, 2005 08:16 PM (qBTBH)

3 You are just too funny.

Posted by: Brad at July 14, 2005 11:41 PM (Qz3ul)

4 Jim, I live just a couple of blocks over from Sandra B. I don't know her email address, but I guess I could always drop something directly into her mailbox (if I were in anyway a fan of hers...I'm not...too nasally and whiney with no breadth or variety to her acting ability) Annie, I have two diff. posts on Ashless Simpson (one on her Super Bowl fiasco, the other on a petition to ban her from every singing again), and both of them elicit the same types of teeny-bopper comments as your LL posts...

Posted by: Robbie at July 15, 2005 06:05 AM (lbWbV)

5 Annika, is this really worth a few hundred hits?

Posted by: Mark at July 15, 2005 08:46 AM (Vg0tt)

6 hahahahahahahah

Posted by: dawn summers at July 15, 2005 10:48 AM (ZyabD)

7 C'mon, annika! You're in California! Lindsay's in California! Don't you two know each other?

Posted by: Victor at July 15, 2005 12:58 PM (L3qPK)

8 Annie, I'm so sorry. How are you handling the news?

Posted by: Radical Redneck at July 17, 2005 10:49 AM (Hn8NG)

9 Didn't Paris have Lindsay's number? Completely off topic - a year ago, our church's high school youth group went to Florida. When the other groups found out that our group was from California, they asked our group if they surfed. Finally, one of our group wrote "I surf to school" on his backpack. The guy lives in Rancho Cucamonga, which is in the 909, fifty miles away from any beach.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at July 18, 2005 11:16 PM (A0qGO)

10 haha, classic.

Posted by: Patriot Xeno at July 20, 2005 10:41 AM (LPdru)

11 Call me evil. I even adopted Jim's favorite word "teeny-bopper." However, I left off the dash, which will probably cause a flame war even worse than the Lindsay-Britney battles. When I was 9 or 10 years old, our class was assigned to interview someone. Two of us in the class decided that we would interview President Richard Nixon. To this day I don't know why we didn't get the interview. (Actually, one student did interview the Arlington, Virginia Superintendent of Schools. But Paris Hilton didn't know him.)

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at July 21, 2005 01:05 PM (c6rOB)

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Somebody give the man some Prozac.

More at Wizbang.

[Also, i linked to Beth. Because she said i could.]

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And for the record, letting somebody think somebody they love is dead, when they're not, is quite cruel.

―Kill Bill, Vol. 2

But i'll be damned if i'm going to waste an hour of my life (and Casca's) live-blogging that shit and not post about the stupid thing.

You've probably already heard the main sound bite from the show. The bride took a bottle of pills on the bus with her, but decided "not to play God." Someone needs to tell John Mason that any girl who considered killing herself rather than marrying him, may not be "the one." Cut your losses dude.

Anyway, here's some excerpts from my IM critique with Casca: more...

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Generic entertainment news host/bimbo:

Denise Richards is finally breaking her silence about Charlie, her new baby, and her career.

. . . what career?

Kelly Monaco on her new dance routine for Dancing with the Stars:

And I'm doing the split for the first time in my life.

. . . i seriously doubt that.

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Russell Crowe blamed his phone throwing incident on jetlag, loneliness and adrenaline.

Billy Bob Thornhill wished "Angie" the best and hoped her premiere goes really well.

Emily has some advice for Tom and Katie.

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Is Bewitched with Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman going to be worth seeing? Or will it follow in the long tradition of sucky movies based on tv shows that were cool. (e.g. Dragnet, Wild Wild West, The Addams Family, Lost In Space, The Flintstones.) Please don't let there be a drug ring or terrorist conspiracy that needs to be foiled by Samantha and Darrin.

What should the new Bewitched have going for it, logically?

1. Nicole Kidman. Always wonderful, any movie she is in is worth a look.
2. The understated comic talent of Will Ferrell. (i wonder if they'll replace him halfway through the movie with Will Smith, and nobody notices.)
3. A Nora Ephron screenplay.
4. Michael Caine. Everything i said about Nicole is doubly true for this man.
5. Shirley MacLaine as Endora.

However, i don't have high hopes for the remake. i watched the disappointing trailers. The screenplay is apparently a movie-within-a-movie plot, with Ferrell and Kidman playing playing actors in a Bewitched remake. But Kidman's character is a witch in real life too. That augurs ill for a fan of the original like myself.

Also, it looks like they're going to fuck with the original theme song melody. If you're going to go old school by doing a remake in the first place, go old school all the way. i don't know why moviemakers insist on going after an audience of people nostalgic for an old series, then refuse to give them what they want.

In other unrelated entertainment news, tonight's lie of the day from E.T. Tonight is the following:

Brad Pitt says he thinks his seven year marriage to Jennifer Aniston was a total success.

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E.T. Tonight should be subtitled "The Celebrity Liars Show." It pains me to watch E.T. Tonight, but i consider it a duty to my own "Celebrity Watch" rubric. In tonight's episode, the obvious, bold-faced celebrity lies included the following:

Angelina Jolie said she would never be attracted to a man who cheats on his wife.

Russell Crowe's spokesperson said Crowe actually threw the phone at a wall after the concierge gave him "attitude." Yah right. You don't get to be concierge at a world class five-star hotel by being anything but obsequious to the rich and famous.

Katie Holmes said "engagement" is something she and Tom haven't talked about. Someone please stop the hype about this boring couple.

and perhaps the most laughable,

Lindsay Lohan said her shocking weight loss is merely the result of "growing up."

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Don't ask me how i came up with this one. It's too bizarre.

Match the celebrity lip defect to the correct lip quadrant on the diagram.

a. Elvis' sneer.

b. Stacy Keach's harelip.

c. Dick Cheney's halliburtonlip.

d. Greta Van Susternernen's plastic surgery leftover.

extra credit: What's up with Tina Fey's cheek?

Good luck. There will be no prize.

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Hellooo Mummy!*

Seriously i wish them luck.
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* If you haven't seen Bridget Jones' Diary, move along.

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So Cameran Diaz and Ashton Kutcher Timberlake are finally getting married?! Well, i sure hope they don't breed.

And i'd like to get in on the divorce pool, too. i'll pick sixteen months.

While their eventual breakup is a metaphysical certainty, i'm still waiting for Cameren to recant her ridiculously ugly prediction, made on the Ofrah show last year, that if women didn't vote (i.e. if Bush won) rape would become legal in the United States.

Well, as far as i am aware, the Rape Legalization Act has yet to be introduced into either house of Congress, despite the Republican majorities and the religious theocracy i keep hearing about. Oh, and i'm still waiting for Cher's prediction to come true. You know the one where we Republicans are supposed to round up all her gay friends and exile them to some remote state somewhere.

Still waiting. Idiots.

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1 Rape legalization? Gay exile? That's outrageous! That's like Charlton Heston saying the government's going to take our guns away! Actors...

Posted by: Preston at May 04, 2005 02:47 PM (wkfsI)

2 i would go for the part about rounding up cher and exiling her someplace like......kishnev.

Posted by: louielouie at May 04, 2005 03:00 PM (i7mWl)

3 Can we exile all of Hollywood to, say, Antartica?

Posted by: Mark at May 04, 2005 03:05 PM (Hk4wN)

4 Um, the Rape Legalization Act was passed a long time ago. It was codified as the 16th Amendment. Seriously though, implausible rationalizations abound on both sides. if Bush is elected rape will be legal. That contrasts nicely with "if drugs are legalized we'll have 12 year olds hooked on crack" (newsflash - 12 year olds can get most drugs easier than I can). Occassionally both sides will adopt the same idiotic argument (like "let's declare schools gun free zones to make our kids safe" which results in making murderers more safe, not kids). It does seem the celebreties that lean left of Stalin are more prone to make such statements, but I'm wondering if that's due to the frequency of leftleaning celebreties making such statements, or the press using anything they can to further their goals. (note: an abreviation of celebreties tripped your comment blocker. It seems mine does the same thing with sociali (ahem) st. lol)

Posted by: Publicola at May 04, 2005 03:11 PM (DQj8i)

5 Maybe I missed it, but I've never heard a Republican celebrity threaten to leave the country if a liberal were elected. "If Michael Dukakis is elected President, I'm moving to Austria."???

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at May 04, 2005 05:13 PM (bGyIu)

6 Ya know Pubes, you always lose me at the gratuitous generalization that really doesn't work if any thought is applied. I've never heard ANY conservative say such a thing about crack. In fact, WFB the Godfather of conservatism, has been advocating legalization for over thirty years. The left is unequivically the home of the overwhelming majority of nutballs in this culture. You are dismissed.

Posted by: Casca at May 04, 2005 05:16 PM (qBTBH)

7 Casca, I've heard many republicans & a few conservatives make similar arguments (12 year olds on crack), most recently Hugh Hewitt about two days ago. But thanks fo sharing your anecdotal misconceptions. What may be tripping you up though is that the left's criticisms of the right are usually assinine, whereas the right's criticisms of the left are usually fairly accurate. It's the right's criticisms of the right that seems (to me at least) give occassion to implausible arguments. & since the press has no interests in one right sided argument over another, perhaps this explains the lack of coverage. Hence the left get all the attention for saying idiotic things while the right goes unnoticed. I could be mistaken, but that seems plausible from what I've observed. Oh, another recent one: Bush calling the Minuteman Project a group of vigilantes. Course the left has made similar arguments but we're talking about the right being at times just as bad as the left.

Posted by: Publicola at May 05, 2005 01:47 AM (DQj8i)

8 As for rounding up the gays, well, it's a new department under Immigration and they're not well funded. I think the van is scheduled to get to Hollywood sometime in April of 2077.

Posted by: Ted at May 05, 2005 08:54 AM (blNMI)

9 "Maybe I missed it, but I've never heard a Republican celebrity threaten to leave the country if a liberal were elected." Where would they go for their low-tax, bill of rights-free paradise? Russia? Kazakhstan?

Posted by: Preston at May 05, 2005 12:28 PM (wkfsI)

10 Like I said... bored stiff by the second sentence.

Posted by: Casca at May 05, 2005 03:51 PM (qBTBH)

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Tonight i heard* Pat O'Brien's replacement on The Insider say that the Aniston/Pitt divorce was "the breakup that everyone hoped would never happen."

Um, that's not exactly true. i can name at least one person who didn't give a flying fuck one way or the other.
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* Okay, the only reason i was watching was because my roommate had it on in the living room while i was fixing dinner, and she apparently doesn't mind the los of brain cels, which inevitaby folows waching a haf hour of that shit.

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Okay, yah. i checked out Paris Hilton's phone book. Not much interested me in there, but i did find Lindsay Lohan's phone number and e-mail address. So i got this brilliant brain flash. i thought i'd do a good deed for a friend. i hope he appreciates it. i know he's single, and i know how much he likes her so... more...

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1 Call Em? OK, if you want to, but good luck getting away from him. That fucker NEVER shuts up.

Posted by: Casca at February 22, 2005 08:58 PM (cdv3B)

2 OK - that was absolutely hilarious. Any chance you have Jeremy Piven's email stashed somewhere? Cause I have this idea see... *lol*

Posted by: Ari at February 23, 2005 07:24 AM (ty06U)

3 devious Ari, lol!

Posted by: annika at February 23, 2005 07:46 AM (N3rRx)

4 Maybe Lindsay's fathers phone number would be more interesting. He has many wonderful thoughts.

Posted by: Jerry at February 24, 2005 10:45 AM (rO1O1)

5 Love it. Cyrano had nothing on you.

Posted by: Hugo at February 24, 2005 12:45 PM (Qst0d)

6 Mailer Daemon means that the e-mail didn't go through, she probably changed her e-mail address by now.

Posted by: Richard at February 24, 2005 03:05 PM (WE3yG)

7 You mean Mailer Daemon is the name of ROBOT? Cool!

Posted by: annika at February 24, 2005 08:03 PM (5LZTH)

8 That was dripping with sincerity and a bit of star-struck meandering. I'm certain that you'll hear from her. Even if it's through her robotmonkeyservant.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at February 25, 2005 01:15 PM (WsZ4F)

9 hey i think what u did was way out of my league but if u got the balls to do t then ur a pretty cool kid then.

Posted by: sydney at March 03, 2005 06:59 PM (S28eR)

10 lindsay lohan i want to know you, please can you send me a mail to my email adress to know me and then we can talk in the msn please give an oportunity'

Posted by: David at March 12, 2005 05:53 PM (lBejx)

11 Dear Lindsay or whoever is reading, Hey, what's up? I would like to know more about Lindsay Lohan. If anyone know her phone no & e-mail or one of them pls give it to me.If this e-mail reads it lindsasy lohan ,can u give me your phone no & e-mail pls. Thanks . Bye From your Fans MARLENE&RITIANNE

Posted by: Marlene at March 16, 2005 10:05 AM (P/kBa)

12 hi i think you are cool totally (sister) yeah he likes to talk about you i think you are cool to! bye! your #infinity fans Marla and Jonathan Villamar! writ us back!

Posted by: jonathan at March 28, 2005 06:03 PM (6mUkl)

13 my brother totally loves your songs! especially "rumors" oh well bye! ps. can i have your phone # and e-mail address?

Posted by: KINDEYKV at March 28, 2005 06:09 PM (6mUkl)

14 you guys are really sad.. u honestly think Lindsay would respond to that.. and wat makes u think tht by telling her u noe a cool guy shes gonna care. Oh and for those saying if lindsay is reading this can i have ur email/phone number oh yea cuz a famous celeb like her doesnt have enuf paparazzi bugging her she needs ppl like u bugging her too.. why wld she ever give out personal info like tht to u guys. oh and PS she did change her email a LONG time ago.. if u wanna mail her.. i suggest u send a letter to her fan club in LA.

Posted by: julia at March 31, 2005 04:08 PM (qpCnj)

15 I have lindsays cousins aol screen name and her phone number, i met her online in like a fricken aol chat. Her name is ashlee, shes friends with jamie spears, pretty kewl. well anyway i dont know about her # but if you want her s.n i could do its: lazygoodgrl256, lmao dont tell her where u got it. -Nate

Posted by: Nate at May 02, 2005 11:12 PM (9r8dd)

16 is that lindsay's e-mail adress?

Posted by: mkm at May 06, 2005 11:28 AM (Vfjj0)

17 Lindsay ROCKS!!!!You are the best!Your body is the hottest I know!I can't wait!I want you KNOW!! Can anyone give Lindsay Lohan's e-mail?

Posted by: george at May 24, 2005 01:24 PM (0ezLK)

18 chocolate_thief@hotmail.com

Posted by: rachel at June 11, 2005 06:06 AM (kbxsb)

19 hey lindsay does any one have her email address my cousin was really sick and now hes better but since he recovered and we all thought he woudn't he wants to talk to lindsay if any one has any info please email me back at angeluskiren_76@hotmail.com

Posted by: chance at June 19, 2005 04:26 PM (7Dyo1)

20 hi if theres anyone here that can give me lindsays lohan e-mail or if lindsay you are seeing this i'd like to have your e-mail to see what you are really like and maybe we could be friends ok thanks

Posted by: ludwig at June 21, 2005 08:52 AM (QZpND)

21 Hey, Lindsay Lohan is really cool and I dunno y celebrities try to keep themselves all secrety ya know? Her aim thingy was like lokigrl64 but i dunno what it is now.

Posted by: sierra at June 25, 2005 01:09 AM (tdjxT)

22 how do u look in paris hilton's phone book??

Posted by: isabella at June 25, 2005 04:38 PM (X4iDq)

23 Dear Lindsay or whoever is reading, Hey, what's up? I would like to know more about Lindsay Lohan. If anyone know her phone no & e-mail or one of them pls give it to me.If this e-mail reads it lindsasy lohan ,can u give me your phone no & e-mail pls. Thanks . Bye

Posted by: CaBRAZIL at June 30, 2005 09:42 AM (xMSaE)

24 Lindsay Lohan it pretty and i want lindsay logan email address pls if anyone got lindsay l email address and let me know pls cheer

Posted by: Ben at July 02, 2005 07:49 PM (ZmvBn)

25 I have several adresses thay all clame to be lindsays I emailed her about amillion times I have mary kate and ashleys but who knows if they are real. I went to this web site called hi5 and she was on it.but when I went reserch her back up to get her email. there was atleast 20 differant lindsays all with a pick of linday lohan I dont know what to do but try every one Untill I find out what one is real

Posted by: stephanie at July 05, 2005 01:03 PM (mvVMd)

26 lindsay is the best !I hope she e-mail me back.herbie fully loaded was a success in new york.I hope she keep up her good job.I want to be her friend.If linsay saw this comment please e-mail me back> From:stacey

Posted by: stacey at July 05, 2005 01:34 PM (qfipS)

27 well i thing lindsay is the best actris in the world .and herbie fully loaded is the greatest movoe i ever saw. all the movies of linsay i h ave saw but i just want to know if anybody has her email adress i will be great to have it thanks bye

Posted by: jasmine at July 05, 2005 04:37 PM (jjQhj)

28 Hey lindsay you do not know me but i seen alot of your shows and i love them. I can only dream to date someone like you because i probably wouldn't get a chance with you. Anyways good luck to you. BYE.

Posted by: CHUCK at July 05, 2005 11:18 PM (s5eSm)

29 u guys who wanna have her e-mail i think she is always busy and doesn't have time to respond back to u so don't be upset

Posted by: The Punisher at July 09, 2005 12:10 PM (cXomL)

30 no i'm sorry it isn't working it's not the right one : i was chatting with someone named samantha ... :s it was a fan to...

Posted by: ....... at July 09, 2005 03:00 PM (zeQdd)

31 wow man you suck... you weren't even close with her e-mail adress.... loser

Posted by: Goodyear at July 09, 2005 06:17 PM (zeQdd)

32 dude i just chatted with annika wrote lindsay an e-mail and got a response if you want her e-mail than e-mail me back and ill give it to you.

Posted by: jon at July 10, 2005 09:23 PM (Vk/W8)

33 eej jon if you have her email address than put it in a dialogue here

Posted by: dikkah at July 11, 2005 03:28 PM (zeQdd)

34 Hi Anybody says in polish??

Posted by: Marcin at July 12, 2005 07:57 AM (U57IQ)

35 Yo you guys are way to obsessive i mean come on if you do have Lindsay's addy leave her alone she probabley has enough shit in her life she doesnt need to deal with you peeps i mean come on she just wants her privacy i mean listen to her songs actually listen to them dont just hear them listen to the words she just wants to be left alone and have her own private life and if you feel like bitching then e-mail me and i will bitch right back just leave the poor girl alone and let her do her job i mean you dont need to obsess over someone's life get a life of your own

Posted by: Jo at July 14, 2005 06:35 PM (Y6j95)

36 i love you

Posted by: matthew at July 14, 2005 10:42 PM (cIWuo)

37 hi guyz, lindsay here. your all kewl! pls email me! i love my fans! if u want, maybe we cld hve sex!

Posted by: Lindsay at July 15, 2005 03:40 PM (MV59I)

38 hi how are you can you call my at my mobael 0555383832 or my e mail

Posted by: noufa at July 15, 2005 07:42 PM (3gWU7)

39 dear lindsay you dont no my beut i no you so callmy at my email

Posted by: nouf at July 15, 2005 07:47 PM (3gWU7)

40 hi call my pless i love you

Posted by: nouf at July 15, 2005 07:49 PM (dpHDk)

41 Ale macie jazdy.Fjnie by było gdyby ktoś mnie rozumiał bo nie chce mi się pisac po angielsku. I niw wiem czemu tak się napalacie przeciez wiadomo że Lindsay i tak by wam raczj nie odpisała.Jszcze piszecie takie banalne rzeczy "nie znasz mnie ale napisz do mnie" taką lipe tu odstawiacie ze sie płakac chce pozdro PS. Jak mi się zechce to napisze to samo po angielsku byscie mogli mnie zrozumiec

Posted by: Marcin at July 16, 2005 05:22 AM (U57IQ)

42 Wow you guys seriosly want my e-mail. anyways that Jon guy that says he talked to me. Well its true but i dont know how he got my e-mail add. P.S. Jon if your reading this write me again

Posted by: LL at July 18, 2005 03:32 PM (Vk/W8)

43 Man, I like reed the blog and stuf in reverse order and i sed sumfin about paris haveing her email addy and thehn i get back to this post from febuary and thats what annika sed then. Boy im a dumas. which reminds me of a kermit shafer joke, not kermit the frog, kermit shafer he wuz kewl he did bloopers before dick clark who is the old guy who looks yung. But anyway wut i reelly wanted to say is that i read tony pierce and he's like way cool and like linsy should date tony pearce but shes only 18 y know? but i cant rite like this convincingly cause im like 43 and stuff and as i repeatedly say in my blog, i am not trendy.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at July 18, 2005 11:24 PM (A0qGO)

44 hey lindsay,I am a big fan of yours. I love your music & esecially your movies. My dream is to an actress just like you and i wanted you to give me some tips,and for you can help me come true!!! I LOVE YOU LINDSAY YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alisson at July 19, 2005 09:49 AM (m3ooI)

45 HEY DOES ANY BODY KNOW LINDSAY'S E-MAIL ADDY?? HEY LINDSAY!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alisson at July 19, 2005 09:56 AM (m3ooI)

46 hEY,DOES ANYBODY KNOWS LINDSAY'S E-MAIL ADDY??HEY LINDSAY WHATS UP? LINDSAY WHATS YOUR E-MAIL ADDY?? I AM SORRY WE KEEP ASKING U THIS BUT WHATS UR E-MAIL ADRESS??????????

Posted by: Alisson at July 19, 2005 10:02 AM (m3ooI)

47 HEY

Posted by: Alisson at July 19, 2005 10:03 AM (m3ooI)

48 MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE LINDSAY!!!!

Posted by: Alisson at July 19, 2005 10:05 AM (m3ooI)

49 Linds u rock i love you girl i'm the one who emailed u email bk plz xoxo ps alisson email me i thnk i kno linds' addy

Posted by: Lou at July 20, 2005 12:43 PM (yax2l)

50 ok.. that wuz totally stupid. ok first off wow.. thats just really sad. first off, i really dont believe that wuz actually lindsay lohan's e-mail but whatever. if you dont kno who she is and dont kno what shes famous for dont tell her that u moron. and lastly.. lindsay lohan dated wilmer valderrama.. do u actually think she's going 2 date some loser who has nothing better 2 do than blog all day? i mean come on.. no offense 2 him but u've made him sound really desperate and ur just.. stupid..

Posted by: Liz at July 20, 2005 09:45 PM (DJKbE)

51 you r the best actor ever you rock!!! i wish you could reply but i bet u r busy you are so cool i am your #1 fan you are beauteful i have seen all your films and sorry but i dont think blonde suits you as well as red you are the best actor ever!!!!!!! from terrianne

Posted by: terrianne at July 21, 2005 11:37 AM (sYUhS)

52 linsy i said im not trendy but i realy am so culd you gimme the email addy for cathrine bach the original daisy duke ? an like wassup with jesica simpson as daisy duke? are u shure hank done it this way? thats a waylon jennings song (to apply the proper historical perspective to the discussion) Did you know that this blog has two audiences? Actually three. Considering the constant conversations between Annika and Britney Spears, I can almost assure you that if you wanted to leave a message for Mrs. Federline, it would be read if you posted it here. Mrs. Federline and Annika have the highest respect for each other.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at July 21, 2005 12:38 PM (c6rOB)

53 listen all u linsday lohan fans. i know shes hot and all but you will never talk to her. im friends with her brother she changes her aim sn like every week. so u would have a better chance of having sex wit a tiger then talk to lindsay lohan. any questons??? good my sn is jmki643.

Posted by: billy at July 22, 2005 06:48 PM (K61yo)

54 Billy, the people responding to this thread would have more luck with Lindsay than with me. P.S. I assume you mean Michael and not Dakota.

Posted by: Tiger at July 22, 2005 11:45 PM (sjjQ2)

55 hey linday, i love your music!!! i think it is asom!!! i am lisening to your song rumors right now!!! i malso think your really pritty!!! like when i say pritty i mean PRITTY!!!!!!!!! you are the coolest person i have ever seen!!! well i have never seen you but i have on T.V. oh ya bye the way my name is dawn. i also think your really talented!!! and i love your movies espeshually Mean Girls!!! that is my all time favorite movie!!! i would do anything to see you in person!!! oh, now i am lisening to you song that girl!!! it is one of my favorite songs ever!!!i just think you are asom! well i have to go now, can you please e-mail me back? i am beging you!!!! well bye, love dawn

Posted by: dawn at July 24, 2005 02:46 PM (9qQ9e)

56 hey linday, i love your music!!! i think it is asom!!! i am lisening to your song rumors right now!!! i also think your really pritty!!! like when i say pritty i mean PRITTY!!!!!!!!! you are the coolest person i have ever seen!!! well i have never seen you but i have on T.V. oh ya bye the way my name is dawn. i also think your really talented!!! and i love your movies espeshually Mean Girls!!! that is my all time favorite movie!!! i would do anything to see you in person!!! oh, now i am lisening to you song that girl!!! it is one of my favorite songs ever!!!i just think you are asom! well i have to go now, can you please e-mail me back? i am beging you!!!! well bye, love dawn

Posted by: dawn at July 24, 2005 02:48 PM (9qQ9e)

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