June 06, 2005
The Celebrity Liars Show
E.T. Tonight should be subtitled "The Celebrity Liars Show." It pains me to watch
E.T. Tonight, but i consider it a duty to my own "Celebrity Watch" rubric. In tonight's episode, the obvious, bold-faced celebrity lies included the following:
Angelina Jolie said she would never be attracted to a man who cheats on his wife.
Russell Crowe's spokesperson said Crowe actually threw the phone at a wall after the concierge gave him "attitude." Yah right. You don't get to be concierge at a world class five-star hotel by being anything but obsequious to the rich and famous.
Katie Holmes said "engagement" is something she and Tom haven't talked about. Someone please stop the hype about this boring couple.
and perhaps the most laughable,
Lindsay Lohan said her shocking weight loss is merely the result of "growing up."
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You are a celebrity in the blog world.
What lies do you have for us tonight?
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2005 08:11 PM (r/5D/)
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Growing up? Oh hell, I thought she said her weight loss was a result of
throwing up.
Posted by: Robbie at June 06, 2005 08:44 PM (htx4h)
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LOL at Robbie.
Let's see, if you LOSE weight once you pass your eighteenth birthday, then perhaps alcohol IMPROVES your mental capabilities, and repeated hair coloring is HEALTHY for your hair. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at June 06, 2005 09:26 PM (jXV5s)
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Robbie, that was so good, i'm ashamed i didn't think of it.
Posted by: annika at June 07, 2005 06:50 AM (VqqY6)
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that was really funny... thx for the laughs annika. robbies post is good! heeee...
tk
Posted by: maizzy at June 07, 2005 07:16 AM (ZjMmS)
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What? No info on Mary Carey? She's a celebrity (cough) too!
Oh wait, here's one:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44624
Posted by: Mark at June 07, 2005 07:45 AM (Hk4wN)
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What lies do you have for us tonight?
she'll tell ya your the best she's had.
what about brad pitt scolding the media for covering him so much, and not reporting on poverty, aids, yada yada.
whatacroc?
deep throat yields to deep shit.
Posted by: louielouie at June 07, 2005 10:11 AM (i7mWl)
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