February 28, 2005
Useless Bachelorette Blogging
So now that Jen
gave up on this latest guy, can ABC please give up on
The Bachelorette? i don't ever want to see that chipper asss on the tube ever again. Dude. Like how long can you stretch out 15 minutes?
i hardly ever watched this show, but i noticed tonight that Jen really has no sense of humor. i mean, can't they get a chick with some personality? Jerry is so much better off, he's not only a babe, but his great sense of humor would have been wasted on her.
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How could you break my heart?! I need you! I NEED YOU!!
WAAAHHHH!! *sniff*
*clicks on fash-ism photo album*
*fap fap fap*
Oh...OH...OHHhh
I miss you....
*gets a towel*
Posted by: Annika's ex #7-69-86 at February 28, 2005 11:09 PM (hlMFQ)
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Me likey Easter Collection!
Traitor!! 24 was on!!! AND it was GREAT!!!
Posted by: Casca at February 28, 2005 11:38 PM (cdv3B)
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"fap fap fap?"
that's sick dude.
Posted by: annika at March 01, 2005 07:04 AM (/vBtV)
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Annie,
I think it would be much more effective if you'd just give Jerry a call and ask him out. You might also want to get a restraining order on #7 above!
Pursuit
Posted by: Pursuit at March 01, 2005 07:43 AM (VqIuy)
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I think the lunatic "ex-boyfriend" up top takes offense to being reduced to #7, Pursuit. It's #7-69-86 which is probably a barcode. I bet Annie put a branding iron with a barcode to that guy's ass while they were still together so that all the bitches in the 'hood would know whose property he belonged to before he could act like a playa.
Or, that could be a serial number for a particular battery-operated device. I know that's far-fetched, but then again....we just had Robot Week.
Posted by: Spanky at March 01, 2005 08:03 AM (O7itv)
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fap-fap-fap
horrible. but still hilarious
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 01, 2005 12:52 PM (WsZ4F)
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Useless 24 Blogging
i'm not sure why the writers of
24 felt it necessary to include the whole "Ms. Driscoll's crazy daughter" storyline, but i'm certain it was unnecessary for them to end it in such a predictably tragic way.
Now the law student in me asks why "the clinic" didn't use a stronger sedative when she started acting up, and why they didn't restrain her for her own safety. Come on, don't tell me the CTU clinic didn't have any spare restraints?
There's a wrongful death suit there, but how much is a schizophrenic dependent worth?
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My dear, they had to humanize driscoll, and ALL fiction requires a certain suspension of disbelief. Besides, with the schizophrenic, it is sadly inevitable.
Posted by: Casca at February 28, 2005 11:42 PM (cdv3B)
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it is all about tony, he becomes the CTU director.
BTW. his the the 24 body count for season 4.
http://sandcastlesandcubicles.blogspot.com/2005/03/24-body-count-season-4.html
it have average kills per show, and average jack kills per show.
Posted by: cube at March 01, 2005 03:57 PM (nyNr0)
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FUCK!! I was married to a bitch who always had to spoil the plot!!! You're probably right.
Anyone notice how Marwan looks like Zarquawhi?
Posted by: Casca at March 01, 2005 07:54 PM (cdv3B)
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The TV Commercial That Annoys The Shit Out Of Me...
...fortunately, i don't have a problem with irregularity, so i'm just pointlessly annoyed at that commercial with the chick getting dressed and her boyfriend or husband keeps playing that Eric Clapton song on his laptop, you know that song from Clapton's boring sucky phase (which in my opinion equals anything he did after Cream, and continues to this day), the part where he sings "she's wondering what clothes to wear . . . she's wondering what clothes to wear . . . she's wondering what clothes to wear . . . This evil commercial never fails to insert that awful song into my consciousness until i drift off to sleep, if i'm lucky.
Other commercials i hate include any in which chewing noises predominate, such as all the Carl's Jr. commercials and the new "Cheerios are good for babies too" spots, and also any commercial with kids singing.
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Oooooo, that's a fab commercial! It's the barb of truth that hooks the laugh. I am with you on the Carl's Jr. commercials. I have to turn the channel when they come on.
What do you think about the commercial with the pads that leak, or the discovery of "a brand new day" with a little valtrex?
Posted by: Casca at February 28, 2005 09:14 PM (cdv3B)
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I'm with Casca, I love the ad -- but I have loved the song for 25 years or so too.
Posted by: Hugo at February 28, 2005 10:13 PM (bU/Y3)
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So you don't like "Layla"?
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 28, 2005 11:44 PM (muth+)
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overplayed piece of sentimental tripe. Allman brothers rip-off. And it's about ten minutes too long.
Posted by: annika at March 01, 2005 07:06 AM (/vBtV)
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I agree, that ad is way lame, and that song is a junior high dance song. I don't agree with your take on Layla though, the piano part always reminds me of Goodfellas. As for Carls Jr., comon, what about the girl riding the mechanical bull? That's hot.
Posted by: Greg at March 01, 2005 08:19 AM (XPiLp)
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The 'I'm Lovin' It' BS from McCrackhead's sucks, too.
Posted by: JD at March 01, 2005 11:17 AM (pQrtL)
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Oh the McDonwald's radio ads for the McGriddle are the woooorst! Have you heard that fake rapper? Griddocakesss!
Posted by: annie at March 01, 2005 01:17 PM (zAOEU)
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where can i find a clip of that commercial on the web?
Posted by: jatue at March 18, 2005 10:41 PM (JPcw4)
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Very clever commercial (and I don't even like Clapton!). Perhaps you're feeling a little too curmudgeon?
Posted by: maxyvits at June 14, 2005 02:19 PM (xu62y)
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omg I just saw one of the Carl's Jr commercials. they are ALL so disgusting. whether it's some skank riding a bull, or a slutty celebrity washing a car, adding a sloppy, messy, juicy burger that aggrivate my nerves is so ANNOYING.
I have to turn the channel and yet they call that advertising?
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February 24, 2005
Robot Chicken
Don't forget to catch Robot Chicken tonight at 12:00 p.m. on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
Here's the New York Daily News review:
Robot Chicken is the brainchild of actor Seth Green (Dr. Evil's son in the Austin Powers movies) and Internet stop-motion short filmmaker Matthew Senreich, and an outgrowth of their early, Sony-funded experiments with Internet animation.
The concept, fleshed out by head writers Doug Goldstein and Tom Root, is as weird as it is original: Imagine an SCTV sketch series poking fun at TV and film, but with animated action pictures and puppet likenesses playing all the parts.
The first Robot Chicken, co-created and co-directed by Green and Senreich, premiered Sunday night on Cartoon Network, and encores Thursday at midnight and 3 a.m.
Viewers may want to take a toy collector's approach to this show, by taping every one and trading with friends. This show's a keeper -- and definitely rewards repeated viewing, because some of the skits go by with such blinding speed, they're almost subliminal.
A puppet president doing a commercial that says, 'I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message: Tacos rule!' -- five seconds.
The scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, getting stabbed with a shiv in prison and bleeding straw -- eight seconds. The skit's title, which justifies the conceit: 'Oz.'
There are longer productions, too, ranging from a 'very special episode' of Transformers, which turns out to be a medical public service announcement starring Optimus Prime, to a delightfully accurate parody of the classic 'This is your brain on drugs' PSA spot, in which Rachael Leigh Cook trashes her apartment with a cast-iron frying pan.
In Robot Chicken, the real Cook provides the voice of her stop-animated puppet counterpart (cheaply superimposed cartoon mouths match up to the recorded dialogue), who continues her rampage outside the apartment -- for a very long, very funny drug-induced temper tantrum. It may be Cook's career-high performance, though that's not much of a compliment.
Other celebrity voices adding to the fun in the premiere include Macaulay Culkin, Seth Macfarlane, and lots of characterizations by Green.
i haven't seen the show, but this being Robot Week, i feel it is my duty.
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I saw the first episode last Sunday. It has my boyfriend(Prime) giving a public service announcement in it.
Posted by: GO GO GADGET DICK! at February 24, 2005 05:58 PM (ICWUG)
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In the same vein of TV Guide blogging, Mark Steyn is on Washington Journal tomorrow.
Posted by: Casca at February 24, 2005 06:04 PM (cdv3B)
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I only caught the tail end of last night's episode, basically the "Crotch-shot symphony"
It was pretty frickin' hilarious.
Posted by: Trevor at February 28, 2005 11:40 AM (RwZxT)
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I like the old school 80s stuff. Takes me back :-)
Posted by: Ron at February 28, 2005 03:38 PM (k0ZFh)
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February 14, 2005
Grammy Roundup
Go directly to
Dizzy Girl for the snarkiest Grammy Roundup.
Grammy Awards...Tim McGraw...'Ramblin Man'...nightmare. WTF were they thinking? He sounds like someone squeezed his nuts really tight a few seconds before he took the stage. Faith seems to enjoy his performance though. Maybe she was the one squeezing dem nuts.
lol.
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The latest on your idol:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6908974/
Posted by: jeff at February 14, 2005 07:49 AM (o1/lR)
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Gah! Los Lonely *uckheads best duo? One-shot clowns..
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February 11, 2005
Poll Results
The poll results are in. You've decided that the best replacement for Dan Rather at the CBS Evening news is actor Keanu Reeves. With 63% of the vote, support for Mr. Reeves was more than five times that of his closest competitor, über-news-tart Kiki Couric.
Mr. Reeves' journalistic credentials are unclear, however many experts believe that CBS executives should not worry about a lack of news experience, given the current state of the CBS Nightly News' ratings and credibility.
Keanu Reeves, 40, is perhaps best known for his role as Neo, the stoic hero of the Matrix film trilogy. His other credits include Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, in which he played Ted, and Speed, opposite co-stars Dennis Hopper and Sandra Bullock. Others may remember Mr. Reeves best for his early starring role with River Phoenix in the 1991 film My Own Private Idaho.
Mr. Phoenix could not be reached for comment.
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Posted by: other Annika at February 11, 2005 09:48 AM (5BpN4)
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I can just picture a newscast:
"And this just in . . .
[reads teleprompter, lips moving]
"
Woah! Duuuude, that's
gnarly!
Posted by: ccwbass at February 11, 2005 12:36 PM (jrQAx)
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I'm sorry that I didn't realize that a vote was going on. I would have voted for the "Dude! You're getting a Dell" guy. ("Woah! Like, bombs and stuff in the Middle East!")
In the 1980s, David Letterman and his staff published a book which, among many other things, suggested that Tom Brokaw should be partnered with a co-anchor: "Velvet, the News Dude."
You've probably already discussed this, but I wonder why CBS was unable to select a permanent anchor, and just grabbed Bob Schieffer. NBC has obviously been grooming Brian Williams to replace Brokaw, but why couldn't CBS do something similar? And who is in line to replace Jennings? (Diane Sawyer might work; she even has a resume that is attractive to the baby seal clubbers.)
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 11, 2005 12:43 PM (FPdMX)
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Ontario Emperor, the "dude, you're getting a Dell" guy was an undergrad classmate of mine. I'd say he hasn't gotten any more annoying since then, but only because that's probably physically impossible. Thank God that campaign seems to have ended.
Posted by: Dave J at February 11, 2005 08:15 PM (CYpG7)
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February 10, 2005
TV Trivia
Without Googling: who did the voice of Pebbles Flintstone in the 1971-72 Saturday morning cartoon,
The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show?
Hint: she's better known for her work on a night-time TV show, which also premiered in 1971.
And while we're on the subject. Does it seem strange to you that Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm grew up next door to each other, and their parents were best friends, but they ended up dating in High School? i mean, isn't that almost like dating your sibling? You'd think they'd want to branch out a little.
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Karen Valentine? Mary Tyler Moore? Suzanne Pfleshette?
Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 10, 2005 06:32 PM (FVav8)
Posted by: annika at February 10, 2005 06:46 PM (PFxR6)
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No, NO, and NO is right! Admittedly, I'm some distance from feverish testosterone fueled male teenage lust, but the most obvious object of desire is the tart next door.
Posted by: Casca at February 10, 2005 07:29 PM (cdv3B)
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I had to google the answer. That's a great trivia question!
Posted by: Victor at February 11, 2005 05:44 AM (L3qPK)
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I did NOT Google the answer. However, you failed to mention a little search engine called A9.
Interesting answer. I had no idea that she had actually worked between her stint on the sitcom and her attempt to devour the world.
Posted by: physics geek at February 11, 2005 08:48 AM (Xvrs7)
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I never really put it together before, but I can still hear that voice in my head.
Sally Struthers
I'll be seeking help now.
Posted by: JP at February 11, 2005 09:10 AM (6mijs)
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Righto, JP!
Now, besides having annoying voices and ballooning waistlines, what else do Sally Struthers and Jennifer Tilly have in common?
Posted by: annika at February 11, 2005 09:41 AM (zAOEU)
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Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm probably had a relationship of convenience.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 11, 2005 12:45 PM (FPdMX)
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