December 30, 2004

Useless 70's Music Blogging

Why was the band on the run anyway?

Why indeed.

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December 28, 2004

Useless Health Blogging

Can you get a stye in your lip?

Would that be called a slip?

Do squids have lips?

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Useless Ice Cream Blogging

Dreyer's now makes an excellent spumoni flavor.

excellent spumoni flavor.

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Useless Parental Blogging

To my dad, great comedy = Jeeves and Wooster.

To my mom, great comedy = Dumb and Dumber.

How they ever got together i'll never know.

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Useless TV Blogging

Tonight i happened to watch a replay of Kiki Kourik asking Hilery Clinton twenty questions on CNBC. i only saw about thirty seconds of that love fest but it was enough...

i think my brain has now been permanently fucking damaged.

Where's a gun?

i want you to kill me.

WHERE'S A FUCKING GUNNN?

Kill me...

KILLLL MEEEE!

kill me

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Useless Mouse Blogging

Of what substance is the crusty black shit that collects on a mousepad and on the bottom of a mouse made of? It's hella gross.

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Useless Sandwich Blogging

i honestly don't see how Subway can stay in business with Quizno's out there.

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December 21, 2004

Has Anyone Seen Chuck Hagel Lately?

Really, where has he been? i haven't seen Specter either. Where can they be?

. . .

Oh never mind, i found 'em.

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December 14, 2004

If Gershwin Blogged...

Cas-a-cading style sheets,
You've got me on the go!
Cas-a-cading style sheets,
i'm all a-quiver.

When a mess i’m writing!
The neighbors want to know
Why i'm always typing
Sounds like a flivver.

Each morning i get up with the sun -
Start a-blogging,
Never stopping -
To find at night no work has been done.

i know that
Once it didn't matter -
But now i’m doing wrong;
When i start to patter
i'm so unhappy.

Can't i take a day off?
Decide to run along
Somewhere far away off -
And make it snappy!

Oh, how i long to be the gyrl i used to be!
Cas-a-cading style sheets,
On won't you stop picking on me?

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December 07, 2004

Public Service Announcement For All Guys Who Are Single And Looking

That sickeningly sweet and condescending tone of voice that Joe Rogan and Bill O'Reilly use when talking to pretty women is way unattractive. Way unattractive.

Try to avoid using it.

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