June 12, 2005

Useless Sunday Morning Bullet Points

  • Three spiders were summarily executed yesterday.

  • Meanwhile, somewhere, Victor felt a great disturbance in the force.

  • If Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer were each given orders to kill each other, who would win?

  • Last night i ate an excellent meal.

  • i am already tired of my Baywatch banner.

  • Nothing in this world moves slower than a convenience store clerk.

  • The word "fuck" is gratuitously hidden somewhere within this post. Can you find it?

  • The trick to painting is fat over lean, always.

  • Get this, someone has designated June 14th "International Weblogger's Day." Isn't that hilarious?

  • Last night, i passed out too early and missed She Spies. i hate missing She Spies.

  • Sacramento local nescasters all suck.

  • The people who live across the street from me have like ten SUVs. What's up with that?

  • They also have a pet chihuahua that got mauled by a pit bull.

  • This morning's coffee is Italian Roast, in honor of our allies, the Italians.

  • i got nothing else.

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