January 18, 2005
Desperately Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging
See what depths my lack of blogging inspiration has driven me to?

It's pathetic, really.
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Posted by: Casca at January 18, 2005 08:29 PM (cdv3B)
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Uh... maybe you need to get away from Sacramento for a bit.
Posted by: d-rod at January 18, 2005 08:56 PM (RXLBx)
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The best fortune I ever received was:
"You are a nice guy who will make lots of money"
Half of it became true.
Posted by: jake at January 18, 2005 11:35 PM (6BwFR)
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I'm really taking to the fortune cookie blogging!
Posted by: Paul at January 19, 2005 04:57 AM (vbP6L)
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You could always talk about your favorite JDB movie. "Charlie Varrick," if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Victor at January 19, 2005 06:49 AM (L3qPK)
Posted by: JohnL at January 19, 2005 09:27 AM (YVul2)
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These remind of those stupid Confuscious jokes that we'd tell in elementary school:
"He who stands on toilet is high on pot."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls can't walk."
Posted by: Micah at January 19, 2005 10:12 AM (v/oTo)
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LMAO!! you're crackin' me up with these things. i say, keep 'em coming!
Posted by: Amy Bo Bamy at January 19, 2005 10:50 AM (RpVKX)
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these need to be consolidated into one fabulous post.
Posted by: candy girl at January 19, 2005 11:18 AM (Gj0AN)
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Yet More Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging
Interesting thought...

Sounds like fun, though.
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Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging, Again
Wisdom for the munchies:

Okay, good one to keep in mind.
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Yet More Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging Again
i guess i should be happy that they're reading me in Peking, but still...

How rude.
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Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging
An oldie but a goodie:
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Commercially Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging
i do have some good news...
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Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging, Gangsta Style
Heyo yeh!

A Snoop Dogg fan at the Peking Noodle Company?
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Useless February Second Fortune Cookie Blogging
Somebody
stop me...
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January 17, 2005
Tonight's Fortune Cookie
So i got that goin' for me...

...which is nice.
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Mmm Me think you might be in for a good time..;->)
Posted by: ikw3804 at January 17, 2005 08:56 PM (hGMOW)
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What would public affairs in bed be, and how does one have bad luck in bed? Online gambling?
Posted by: Casca at January 17, 2005 09:19 PM (cdv3B)
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Although, 'affairs in bed' should never be followed up with the term 'peking noodle'.
Yikes.
Posted by: Robbie at January 18, 2005 06:01 AM (AAqv2)
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So they're saving us all some time and just printing "in bed" on there now?
And another Caddyshack reference? You're killing me!
Posted by: Micah at January 18, 2005 06:38 AM (v/oTo)
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January 13, 2005
Random New Year's Resolution
via Ginger.
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January 04, 2005
Useless Halftime Show Blogging
The best part of the game so far has been listening to the crowd boo Ashley Simpson. That was fucking awesome!
Memo to Ashley: You make me wanna uh uh uh uh too. Then i flush the toilet.
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Well, I guess Ashlee has balls, as it were. Good to see the acid reflux didn't kick in. Only
Rita Moreno of Arte is less popular at the moment.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor at January 04, 2005 09:33 PM (k9zwi)
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I wrote my 2 cents on this last night in a fit of inspiration...
Posted by: Scof at January 05, 2005 12:34 PM (oqUpG)
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Who would have thought that O.J. would not have been the most offensive Simpson at the Orange Bowl last night?
Posted by: Robbie at January 05, 2005 01:49 PM (htx4h)
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January 03, 2005
More Useless Blogging
President Clinton looks like he's gained a little weight. Still gaunt though.
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Yeah, he looks like shit. Wouldn't it be ironic if he got a contaminated transfusion during his bypass? Who'd believe that?
Posted by: Casca at January 03, 2005 03:25 PM (cdv3B)
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Gaunt but obese.
Generally not a good sign. (Is that a moth circling his head...?)
Posted by: Desert Cat at January 04, 2005 03:48 PM (0DDAz)
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January 02, 2005
Useless 24 Blogging
The following thought took place between 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., while watching episode nine from my
24: Season One DVD set:
Why isn't Jack Bauer kicking somebody's ass? He needs to kick somebody's ass right now.
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Wow! What a groovy girl logo/pic at the top.
I once had a semi-similar thought while watching about the 20th person shoot bullets at Drew Barrymore's Charley's Angels:
"For God sakes-- Will someone give those Angels a gun?! Jeez."
Posted by: gcotharn at January 02, 2005 09:46 PM (ywZa8)
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it is coming, don't worry it is coming.
He kicks you ass until it is dead, then he will cut off you head and use it to save the world.
Jack is one of the only men i have a man crush one
Posted by: cube at January 04, 2005 07:16 AM (nyNr0)
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Stay away from him, cube. Jack's mine.
Posted by: annika at January 04, 2005 06:09 PM (1k2LW)
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