July 30, 2004
Bat Update
i got the details on bat risk. It's not dangerous to touch a dead bat, but you shouldn't do it. If you see a bat in the daytime, and it's crawling on the ground, something's wrong. It probably has rabies so don't mess with it, it may bite you and then you're in trouble. You can get rabies if bat saliva gets in your eyes, nose, mouth or a wound. In other words, don't make out with the bat.
The source for this info is here, in case you're interested. i also learned that many young bats are unable to fly during summer. So it's possible that i simply saw a lost, but undiseased, young bat.
Here's the proper way to capture a bat:
What you will need:- leatherwork gloves (put them on)
- small box or coffee can
- piece of cardboard
- tape
When the bat lands, approach it slowly, while wearing the gloves, and place the box or coffee can over it. Slide the cardboard under the container to trap the bat inside. Tape the cardboard to the container securely, and punch small holes in the cardboard, allowing the bat to breathe. Contact your health department or animal-control authority to make arrangements for rabies testing.
If you see a bat in your home and you are sure no human or pet exposure has occurred, confine the bat to a room by closing all doors and windows leading out of the room except those to the outside. The bat will probably leave soon. If not, it can be caught, as described and released outdoors away from people and pets.
Not that anyone would ever need to know that, but hey, it never hurts to be prepared. Might as well assemble your bat capture kit this weekend and keep it handy, just in case.
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Or, you might just call Batman to take care of the situation, as he is likely the best man for this particular job, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: Tiger at July 31, 2004 09:11 PM (G5PGV)
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I don't know why, but your posting struck a chord with me, resulting in the following advice
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I got the details on the Trans-National Progressive risk. It's not dangerous to touch a dead Progressive, but you shouldn't do it. If you see a Progressive in the daytime, and it's talking about American values, something's wrong. It probably has rabies so don't mess with it, it may bite you and then you'll become one yourself. You can get rabies if a Progressive's saliva gets in your eyes, nose, mouth or a wound. In other words, don't make out with a Progressive.
I also learned that many young Progressives are unable to work during summer. So it's possible that i simply saw a lost, but undiseased, young Progressive.
Here's the proper way to capture a Progressive:
What you will need:
leatherwork gloves (put them on)
appliance box
piece of cardboard
tape
When the Progressive approaches you with campain literature, approach it slowly, while wearing the gloves, and place the appliance box over it. Slide the cardboard under the box to trap the Progressive inside. Tape the cardboard to the container securely, and punch small holes in the cardboard, allowing the Progressive to breathe. Contact your health department or Progressive-control authority to make arrangements for rabies testing.
If you see a Progressive in your home and you are sure no human or pet exposure has occurred, confine the Progressive to a room by closing all doors and windows leading out of the room except those to the outside. The Progressive will probably leave soon. If not, it can be caught, as described and released outdoors away from people and pets.
Not that anyone would ever need to know that, but hey, it never hurts to be prepared. Might as well assemble your Progressive capture kit this weekend and keep it handy, just in case.
Posted by: Allen at August 02, 2004 07:29 AM (Z8wfe)
Posted by: The Agnostic at August 02, 2004 03:39 PM (BAPix)
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Tiger, the only one i think might be better would be Dracula.
Posted by: annika! at August 02, 2004 09:43 PM (ft2jf)
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That was funny Allen. i tried it myself. Here goes:
CanÂ’t we live with a few liberals?
Perhaps they donÂ’t digust or embarrass you, but there are good reasons to exclude liberals from your home. A liberal will travel through many types of waste, then walk over and defecate on your kitchen counters, plates, silverware, and any accessible food. Liberals are known to carry disease-causing bacteria, although their ability to transmit diseases to humans is under study. TheyÂ’re still a significant health concern because they trigger allergies that contribute to asthma.
Finding even one liberal warrants alertness. All liberal problems start small, but liberals reproduce rapidly, so early intervention is highly recommended.
To quickly reduce the liberal population, vacuum them with the hose attachment, preferably using a machine equipped with an anti-liberal filter. As soon as youÂ’re done, remove the vacuum bag and quickly seal it inside another bag, then dispose of both bags.
Posted by: annika! at August 02, 2004 09:57 PM (ft2jf)
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July 26, 2004
Where's A Digital Camera When You Need One? (Reprise)
i just saw the weirdest thing.
A bat. It was right outside the building crawling along the sidewalk on all fours, right where
i saw that huge dragonfly a few weeks ago. The bat was gray, about three inches long, and moving very slowly, about the speed of a large beetle. i didn't know what it was at first and i jumped and let out a loud scream, 'cause it was right by my foot when i first saw it. Poor thing was lost, it should have been hanging upside down in a cave somewhere. i thought about picking it up and bringing it into the office to show everybody. Then i thought about rabies and left it alone. Some car is probably going to run over it, over but there's nothing i can do about that. It's getting to be like a menagerie outside my building. i really should bring a digital camera with me when i take my smoke breaks.
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I had a similar experience a few weeks ago. Was taking my baby niece for a late night walk in her stoller and almost ran over a little bat lying on the ground, hissing, in the alley behind my house. Scared the bejeezus out of me.
Posted by: Ron at July 26, 2004 02:43 PM (C6b9o)
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DO NOT PICK UP the bat.
It probobly has rabies, that's why it is on the ground.
I used to live in Austin and everyone knows, if you go around the Congress Street bridge, there is a bat colony that lives under the bridge and you are not to tuch downed bats for any reason. I think the city has signs posted up around the joging trail to this affect.
Just my two cents worth, from a former Austinite.
Posted by: ward jones at July 26, 2004 03:14 PM (C/8kT)
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Agree with Ward. Bats are disoriented by bright light anyway. If the bat was out in daytime, it's not a good sign.
Posted by: gcotharn in Texas at July 26, 2004 03:58 PM (PcgQk)
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July 14, 2004
Things To Miss And Not To Miss After One Moves From L.A.
Besides my family, my best friend and my former-boyfriend, things i miss include: morning runs on San Vicente Boulevard, Bill Handel's radio show, The Hollywood Bowl, and it may sound trite but yes, i miss sunset at the beach. Oh yah, and deli food. You can always find good deli food there. And, of course, convenient parking most of the time.
Things to not miss include: traffic jams due to road construction on every single street everywhere at all times, all tailgaters, and stupid Mercedes-Benz drivers who don't think they have to stop at four way stop signs because they're oh-so-much-more-important than everyone else. These drivers are probably the same pretentious a-holes who sit in Starbuck's and make it a point to talk about their latest "project" as loud as possible.
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Hey Annika, have you tried the 33rd Street Bistro at 33rd and Folsom east of Business 80? Yummy, yummy, but cheap food
Posted by: Chris at July 14, 2004 08:20 PM (Tatcr)
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Know the similarity between hemmoroids and Mercedes Benzes?
Sooner or later, every asshole in West Los Angeles has one or two.
Posted by: shelly s. at July 15, 2004 12:44 PM (AaBEz)
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July 13, 2004
Buffer Post
i'm back up north again. Mom is doing great. She's tired but the doctors say if she changes her diet and takes her medication she should be okay. She's never had any heart problems before, that was always Dad's thing, so this was a shock to us all. Anyways, i just got into town and i'm going to have a few beers and go to sleep early. It's terribly hot tonight. This post is intended as a buffer since the last post was such a downer and it's been up all weekend and i just want to put the whole thing behind me right now. It was a very trying weekend, with lots of family shit to sort out, but that's another story.
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Annika,
Glad thet things are better. I did pry for you and your mother.
Chuck
Posted by: Chuck at July 13, 2004 11:19 PM (s6c4t)
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Best wishes to your mom in her recovery!
Posted by: Chris at July 13, 2004 11:41 PM (mzlwS)
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I'm glad to hear your mother is doing better. As for the other stuff--take your time and do what you have to do. We'll still be here.
Posted by: Victor at July 14, 2004 05:38 AM (L3qPK)
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we're still thinking of you. thanks for the update.
Posted by: candace at July 14, 2004 07:46 AM (hwJ7t)
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Glad to hear things are better.
Posted by: Ted at July 14, 2004 07:57 AM (ZjSa7)
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Thanks, everybody. Your well wishes mean a lot to me.
Posted by: annika at July 14, 2004 09:05 AM (zAOEU)
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I'm adding mine, Annika. Not only for your mother, but for the rest of your family -- crises take a toll on everyone. I imagine you must be drained; be good to yourself today. Indulge yourself in a good college football preseason magazine, and see how high our Bears are rated!
Posted by: Hugo at July 14, 2004 09:37 AM (fzict)
Posted by: d-rod at July 14, 2004 10:22 AM (CSRmO)
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I am very very glad to hear that things are better! Hang in there!
Posted by: Jennifer at July 14, 2004 11:30 AM (Wr1uX)
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