March 09, 2005
Things That Are Happening
Our peach tree is in bloom. It's beautiful. i thought it was dead. Shows how much i know about trees.
Today is the two year blogversary of annika's journal. A Yahoo! Poker party celebration will be held tonight at 7:00 p.m. California time. Stop by if you can. Just say hi, or sit down and play a few hands. i will post the name of the room just before it starts. BYOB.
Today is also poetry day. Who's your favorite poet? i haven't picked a poem yet, so why not suggest someone?
Have you pushed Elton John for UN Sec Gen to your friends and co-workers yet? People are talking.
And there are still two more spots open in MLBloggers, my fantasy baseball league. Email me if you're interested.
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Poetry suggestion: Raymond Carver.
Posted by: Paul at March 09, 2005 11:59 AM (vbP6L)
Posted by: El Cid at March 09, 2005 03:00 PM (RGERQ)
Posted by: Mark at March 09, 2005 04:42 PM (776zW)
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And now... the Terrible Twos.
Have a good'n.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at March 09, 2005 07:06 PM (gatnI)
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Happy Anniversary, Annie! The blogosphere wouldn't be the same without you!!!
Posted by: ginger at March 10, 2005 06:09 AM (g2QG2)
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March 04, 2005
Extremes Of Flirting
Flirting that's too subtle:
When the barrista, the cute one with the reddish hair and high cheekbones, calls you hon, twice, and flashes that smile, and then when you smile back and your eyes meet, and there's that slight pause, barely imperceptible, but you notice it, and you think there's a moment there that maybe you might capitalize on later, and then you turn your back and slowly step over to the cream and sugar table, and you think you feel his eyes on you as you go, and it makes you feel sort of sexy, but instead you overhear him calling the next customer hon too, even twice... That's flirtation so subtle as to be non-existent.
Flirting that's not subtle enough:
When you're standing at the professor's table after class, and there's a big crowd of students around, some also waiting for the prof and some just trying to get out of the classroom, and you're waiting your turn patiently and some dude is trying to get by and so you turn your back to make room, and he turns his back and starts to slide sideways by you, and there's no more room cuz you're up against a desk and he keeps sliding instead of turning around and going out the other door like a reasonable non-perv would do, and then your ass cheeks slide-bump-slide-bump-slide together in a moment so intimate you almost want to be held afterwards... That's flirtation that could stand a little more subtlety.
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I think I'll step outside and smoke a cigarette now.
Posted by: JD at March 04, 2005 12:10 PM (pQrtL)
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Really, sorry! I know you don't believe this, but I thought there was room!
Posted by: Pursuit at March 04, 2005 12:49 PM (VqIuy)
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I'm fairly proud of my flirting style. What I do, see, is go to a public place like a mall and wait for a woman to come to me, as they always do. The exchange usually goes like this:
Woman: What the hell are you doing, you freak??
Me [pulling hands out of pants]: My name is Bond. James Bond. I keep a secret spy phone down there and the antenna was acting up. How 'bout a date?
Woman: [Shouts for secutiry]
Me: [Runs like hell]
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Pretty smooth, eh?
Posted by: ccwbass at March 04, 2005 01:33 PM (PGYaq)
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I prefer the strait forward approach:
HOW YOU DOING?
Want to go Get some Pizza and F$#K?
(Slap)
What? you don't like pizza?
Posted by: lawguy at March 04, 2005 08:25 PM (U0IaD)
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The barrista reminds me of the "Raisins"(Hooters wannabes) episode of South Park. He just wants his overly generous tip like a good manwhore would.
Posted by: Spanky at March 04, 2005 10:57 PM (hlMFQ)
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Actually, lawguy, I had a friend in San Diego in the 80's who used that very approach, and he would use it on every girl in a club until it worked. He usually got popped a few times, yes, be he ALWAYS hooked up. I didn't have the nerve to try it.
Posted by: JD at March 05, 2005 03:31 AM (pQrtL)
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Of course, he could just have been trying to get past you. On second thought, that would be ridiculous.
Posted by: Mark at March 05, 2005 06:43 AM (nQAo8)
Posted by: Casca at March 05, 2005 12:13 PM (cdv3B)
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I've never thought of uninvited butt-rubbing with a relative stranger (?) as "flirting." Assault? Yes. A cheap thrill? Maybe. But not flirting.
Posted by: Matt at March 06, 2005 12:45 AM (TLYaI)
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