May 14, 2007

DWTS Blogging

I feel like with six days of blogging left, every post I do should contain wisdom of surpassing profundity.

Instead I got nothing.

So hey, did you catch Dancing With The Stars tonight? Let me tell you, Anton and Julianne's cha-cha was almost pornographic. No, it was pornographic. I watched it three times just to make sure. It was also quite simply the most exciting performance I have seen in three seasons of obsession with that show. Absolutely loved it! The video is here.

Did you know Julianne is Mormon? There goes that stereotype.

And don't give me any more of that "we've got a brother and sister type relationship," Julie. I saw Anton slip you the tongue during that last hold. If you two aren't doing it by now, I don't know what you're waiting for!

Overall, tonight's show had amazing performaces from every couple on every dance. But the standouts for me, besides Anton's cha-cha, were Joey and Kym's jive and Laila and Maksim's cha-cha. I've become a huge Laila Ali fan. She can really shake it.

I don't think any of these four couples deserve to go home next week. If I had to predict, I'd say Ian and Cheryl, despite Ian's breakthrough 30 score. I'd hate to see Cheryl go though. I really think she's the best all around pro of the bunch.

Speaking of stars and pro's getting it on, what's the deal with Kym and Joey staying out 'til 2:30 one night, and then going on a Disney date? Is there more DWTS love in the air? I don't know. Kym recently broke an engagement, but Joey's married.


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1 You know if you really stop blogging entirely I will have to stalk you.

Posted by: kyle N at May 15, 2007 03:56 AM (p56EN)

2 Nice dress she's almost wearing.

Posted by: Victor at May 15, 2007 05:02 AM (1oGDT)

3 Victor returns, and immediately announces that he's gay.

Posted by: Casca at May 15, 2007 06:55 AM (Y7t14)

4 That makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: annika at May 15, 2007 07:16 AM (WfR6S)

5 Yes, And this is the first time Kascha has made no sense? The video was not available to me. Said "protected by author" will not share. I never watch the show but have seen plenty of the real contests on PBS. Quite thrilling. Gusess I'm gay too, eh, dipshit?

Posted by: Strawman at May 15, 2007 08:19 AM (et8nf)

6 -Gusess I'm gay too, eh, dipshit? Indeed, you are nothing more than a chode-munching shitstain.

Posted by: Spanky at May 15, 2007 08:42 AM (iXkL1)

7 Spanky, are you Casca's kid?

Posted by: shelly at May 15, 2007 08:54 AM (JQe3J)

8 I have never watched "Dancing with the Stars." This confirms my heterosexuality.

Posted by: Mark at May 15, 2007 09:12 AM (2MrBP)

9 -Spanky, are you Casca's kid? If he was in Nevada during the summer of '75, I could very well be. I'm not sure though since I never knew who my father was. My mother worked in a cathouse.

Posted by: Spanky at May 15, 2007 09:58 AM (iXkL1)

10 "That makes no sense whatsoever." It most certainly does. Any "man" who'd snark about Julianne's dress... well, you do the math.

Posted by: Casca at May 15, 2007 10:38 AM (Y7t14)

11 '75 eh, let me see, nope not in Nevada that year. Must be a cousin. lol, chode = word of the day. Mark, you don't know what you're missing. Julianne is hot, and shows all the outward signs of being a freak too.

Posted by: Casca at May 15, 2007 10:45 AM (Y7t14)

12 Oh Spanky, Jesus, pal, sorry! But, If I were the the product of the fumbled contraception of strangers I might be more descreet. And if my mom had intended for me to be a stain on a sheet, well you do the math!

Posted by: Strawman at May 15, 2007 11:45 AM (et8nf)

13 I don't know what "chode" means. I never met anyone who used that word in the 70's and 80's when I was in Kindergarten thru college.

Posted by: Joules at May 15, 2007 04:03 PM (u4CYb)

14 I usually think watching people dance is boring. I guess there's some amusement in watching DWTS because you wonder if the dresses will fall off.

Posted by: Joules at May 15, 2007 04:16 PM (u4CYb)

15 "I don't know what 'chode' means." As defined by Urban Dictionary....

Posted by: reagan80 at May 15, 2007 04:20 PM (iXkL1)

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 16, 2007 09:51 AM (4s36a)

17 "I feel like with six days of blogging left, every post I do should contain wisdom of surpassing profundity." That's one of the reason that I deleted my blog several days early. Fuck it. Surpassing profundity is damned hard to find anywhere, let alone generate on demand. And if it were really that profound, wouldn't you want it to survive after you hit the delete button in four days?

Posted by: Matt at May 16, 2007 09:55 AM (10G2T)

18 ahh but thanks to the generosity of Pixy, is free, so I don't have to delete anything. In the future, I can refer back to my brilliance any time I want to.

Posted by: annika at May 16, 2007 11:14 AM (zAOEU)

19 Truth be told, I'm sure I could've moved us to a free TypePad account. But I derived a kind of sick pleasure from destroying the whole thing.

Posted by: Matt at May 16, 2007 12:06 PM (10G2T)

20 It's a Marine thing.

Posted by: Casca at May 16, 2007 01:35 PM (Y7t14)

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