March 20, 2007

No Brainer

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Cliff filling in for Big Pussy.

I guess when Ratzenberger got the call from ABC, it was a short conversation.

"So what you're sayin' is, I get to dry grind with the hottest body on the show, who's basically wearing a bikini and heels, but you can only pay me scale? Umm— I just have one question, can I borrow your pen?"

Posted by: annika at 07:32 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 LMAO, well done.

Posted by: Casca at March 20, 2007 09:44 PM (2gORp)

2 Amen.

Posted by: shelly at March 21, 2007 02:01 AM (JQe3J)

3 Mind phrasing things a bit more carefully next time??!! I read fast, and when I saw your opening line, I parsed it "Cliff filling in big...", saw the picture and damn near electrocuted myself spit-taking Hawaiian Punch all over my laptop! You know how hard it is to breath when you're laughing to the point red punch is coming out your nose? ------ And lookit Cliff's face! He's got that "Hey! Look at me! I'm pretend-bangin' this chick on stage!!" look on his face!

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at March 21, 2007 05:54 AM (xHyDY)

4 There are certain cultural phenomena that I purposely avoid, so I have to ask - when the leg stayed on, did everyone feel cheated?

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at March 21, 2007 08:05 AM (YWsCw)

5 "Dry"? Who says? I think you mistake old Cliff's expression. It's: "oops." Personally I lean toward Karina, with Edyta a close second.

Posted by: Matt at March 21, 2007 08:32 AM (10G2T)

6 karina looks amazing in a blonde wig, but cheryl is the cutest, and the best dancer, and my favorite.

Posted by: annika at March 21, 2007 10:49 AM (zAOEU)

Posted by: true patriot at March 21, 2007 03:46 PM (svXIF)

8 And if you'll flip to page 88 in your Kama Sutra, you will see the posture called, "Splitting the Bamboo."

Posted by: It's Me... Maven at March 25, 2007 12:23 AM (TLQ1t)

9 Yee haw!!! Frottage City!!!

Posted by: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith at March 28, 2007 04:01 PM (6PPyr)

10 Or, he could've said "Can I borrow your pencil? There's no lead in mine."

Posted by: smantix at March 30, 2007 07:37 PM (LxjUS)

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