May 10, 2006

Useless Observational Blogging

Is Wednesday over yet?

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May 01, 2006

Damn You Burrito!

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, which for some inexplicable reason was moved to May 1st this year, I plan to eat a burrito.

I love burritos. Did you know that the burrito was invented in San Francisco? Really. The restaurant that made the first burrito is still there. I used to eat there a lot. I can't remember the name of the place but they do make awesome burritos.

I also highly recommend the new McDonald's-owned place called Chipotle. Fantastic burritos there. It's a chain, so one should be popping up near you very soon. There's one in Sacramento, which always has a long line.

Today, when you say the word "burrito," say it like Carlos Mencia in this video. Roll your r's in solidarity with today's festivities. Or just for the heck of it, because it's fun to do. Say "Damn you burrito!"

Link via Casca.

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April 22, 2006

Happy Earth Day

Oh hey, today is Earth Day! I forgot all about it. Damn.

And I took an extra long, hot shower too. While running the dishwasher. With the heat-dry selected.

I'm going to go turn off some lights now. I wouldn't want to kill the Earth on Earth Day.

Update: I just found out about a thing us chicks can do to save the Earth that I will most definitely not be doing. No thank you. Sorry.

Hat tip to Feisty Republican Whore.

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March 29, 2006

Useless Jelly Belly Blogging

My first Easter themed post of the season.

The thing about eating from a bag of assorted jelly bellies is that there's no way to identify the various flavors, except by trusting your mouth.

Sometimes I'll just grab a bunch and then say I'm making my own flavor out of the combinations. But that usually results in something that consistently resembles sugary mud. Assuming I know what mud tastes like, which I don't.

Eating them one by one is like a flavor quiz.

Here's one that tastes like peanuts. Another that tastes like balsamic vinegar. Another that tastes like maple syrup.

This is fun.

Here's a yellow one. I expect lemon but it turns out to be banana. Cool.

Black should always be licorice. It is.

Here's a deep red one. It looks like a kidney bean. Ouch. It is a kidney bean. Who put that in there?

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March 09, 2006

Funny

annikagyrl: what do you get when you put the OC after AI?
bettyspaggetti: idk
annikagyrl: aioc!
bettyspaggetti: lol
annikagyrl: lol
bettyspaggetti: that wasn't funny

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February 27, 2006

New Least Favorite Ad Campaign

I can't stand that AT&T campaign with Oasis' "All Around The World." I mean, it's on the radio every five minutes, it's on the tv every five minutes. I'm sick of it. I actually hate that song now.

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January 26, 2006

Miscellaneous Thoughts Blogged Off The Phone With A Starbuck's Before Class

1. I'm taking suggestions for a spring Fash-ism photo essay. Leave one in the comments.

2. Is the starling an ugly bird or a handsome bird?

3. That crane reminds me of the alien machines in Spielberg's War Of The Worlds. Dang, they were scary.

4. Hey over there. In the world of foundation, less is more. Look into it.

5. What is that smell?

6. I want an Audi TT convertible. Those things are sweet.

7. Shit, it's time to go. Do I have to go?

More scintillating blog content later.

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January 23, 2006

What's More Annoying...

the concept of "high energy" in advertising?

...or some other thing?

Update: "High energy" would be like loud upbeat music, lots of dancing kids, bright primary colors in motion, maybe a cartoon character or two breakdancing.

Okay, I got something more annoying, maybe. How about that barrista who's having so much fun she's just gotta yell all the time?

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January 21, 2006

Two Words

Cinnamon dolce!

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December 02, 2005

What The World Needs Now

Is more movies about a family with a zillion kids.

<sarc>Keep them coming please.</sarc>

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Question 46

Has anyone ever used the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google?

i haven't. But that's only because in all this excitement i can't remember if he fired six shots or only five.

Punk.

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November 08, 2005

Things You Think About At 3:30 a.m.

The mahi-mahi fish is also called the dolphin fish. (It's fun to watch people freak out when i tell them i've eaten dolphin meat.)

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November 04, 2005

Lunch Planning

Do i want pizza; do i want bbq, or do i want smorgasbord?

Update: i went with J.R.'s Texas BBQ.

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October 27, 2005

Always Thinking Outside The Box

Everybody always talks about building a better mousetrap. Why don't we just build a worse mouse?

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October 19, 2005

Idea For Martha

How about letting the teams re-design Martha's bangs?

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October 12, 2005

Subconscious IM Conversations

id: i want to begin drinking beer as soon as i get home.
superego: i don't want to begin drinking beer as soon as i get home.

. . .

id: i want to throttle that idiot in front of the line who can't decide which scratcher to buy.
superego: i want to wait patiently like a good person.
id: i want to smash a 2 liter bottle of cola on that idiot's head while he cashes in his $2 scratcher so he can play again while i'm waiting.
superego: i am a good person.

. . .

id: i need new boots.
superego: i need to pay rent.

. . .

id: Martha's show is a must see on Wednesday nights.
superego: i have homework.
id: You are weak. Embrace your weakness.
superego: i am a responsible person.
id: Fuck you. You're weak and you know it.

. . .

id: Light beer is for sissies. It tastes bad.
superego: i can always do an extra set of stairmaster tomorrow.
id: That's my girl.

. . .

id: Leftover pizza tastes great with a beer.
superego: i believe it does. But still.

. . .

ego: Can't we all just get along? i suggest a compromise. i was good, and didn't smash a 2 liter bottle of cola on that idiot's head, therefore i deserve to reward myself by drinking a beer and watching Martha.
id: What about the pizza?

. . .

id: i need new boots.
superego: mmm boots.

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October 03, 2005

Miers

Yah, sure. But what does she know about Arabian horses?

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September 30, 2005

Today's Coffee Cup Wisdom

On my Starbuck's cup today was the following blurb:

The Way I See It #53

Be exceptional. Make tremendous efforts to be extraordinary. What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute your unique donation to humankind. Just make sure you do so...

--Shelby Lynne

Hmm. My response?
Blah blah blah blah. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. clunk.
Shaddap.

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September 21, 2005

Question 2 For The Day

What if Sacramento won a sports championship and nobody cared?

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Question 1 For The Day

What if Rita Cosby moved to MSNBC and nobody noticed?

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