March 28, 2004
Wagnerian Skankwoman
As i gaze into my crystal ball i can almost see it . . .
If the American Skankwoman continues to balloon at her current rate, and her career continues to nose dive at it's current rate, i see only one path for her.
No, not Vegas . . . think Bayreuth!
Yes, i see Brittany expanding her . . . er . . . repertoire to encompass the grand Ring Cycle!
Brittany as Brünnhilde! It's perfect! Of course she'd need to lip synch it, but that's nothing new for her.
Hojotoho! Hojotoho! Heiaha! Heiaha!
Hojotoho! Hojotoho! Heiaha! Heiaha! Heiaha!
Am i right or am i right about this?
"Oh annika, why are you so obsessed?" Cuz it's funny that's why.
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that is one hilarious picture annika, did you photoshop that yourself? ...she looks like a slightly prettier version of wynonna judd. not that she is pretty at all, i mean she's a skank.
Posted by: Scof at March 28, 2004 08:54 PM (uluG3)
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The skanky woman, even if she ballooned to 250 lbs, couldn't crank out Brunhilde if her life depended on it. She doesn't have the lungs (really, I mean lungs... not "lungs") for it. Plus, how the hell will she learn German when her grasp on English is tenuous at best. And I should add, you did a great job on the photoshop!
Posted by: The Maximum Leader at March 29, 2004 05:12 AM (MeCkf)
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You won't believe what happened when I clicked on the Bayreuth link . . .
A pop up offer either a McDonald's or Krispy Kreme gift card!! Appropriate, yes?
Regardless, AmerSknkWmn is well on her way to becoming a short pear shaped has been.
Posted by: joe at March 29, 2004 05:12 AM (xZ8NT)
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Britney won't escape the gravitational pull of her DNA. Her ass is about to remind her that "they grow 'em bigger in Texas."
Left buttock cheek:
Hojotoho!!
Right buttock cheek:
Heiaha!
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at March 29, 2004 06:56 AM (w2ALR)
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One of the reasons we love you, annika, is that only you would come up with this...
Posted by: Hugo at March 29, 2004 11:29 AM (9iN8U)
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March 25, 2004
American Skankwoman Carb Update
It's been a while since i posted about Brittany. i recently saw some
new concert pictures and the first words that popped into my head were:
Hello, welcome to the thunderthighdome, skank.
Here's what she told her promoters about her condition:
I look like a blimp, so do something about it. I need to look perfect -- better than perfect.
She's all class, ain't she?
Update: Puleeez! Have these people never heard of Beyonce, Carmen, Halle or Angelina?
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Posted by: ginger at March 26, 2004 05:55 AM (eYQ9U)
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Apparently "sexy" means, "dress like a whore".
Lovely.
Posted by: Serenity at March 26, 2004 04:52 PM (3XIYy)
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It's the glowing red eyes that do it for me!!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 26, 2004 10:23 PM (+S1Ft)
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Angelina wins, hands-down. I used to think Britney was sexy-hey, I let my hormones do the thinking for me-but she's made me gag the last couple of years.
Posted by: physics geek at March 29, 2004 11:21 AM (Xvrs7)
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Beyonce is totally a skank ass bitch who her dad makes good money off of.She tries to compare herself to Jennifer Lopez with the singing and acting.The bitch can't act and she's a private whore.If JayZ only knew
Posted by: truth51276 at July 18, 2005 10:49 PM (6krEN)
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