Yes, people keep sending them to me. Usually people ask me for her e-mail and normally I send back a curt response. But this one was unusual because somehow the dude thinks I'm her. How insulting is that?

Here it is, verbatim:

hi lindsay lohan

i'am your biggest fan and because i love all your movies you stared in and one more i want you to go out with me sometime if you want to and please write back biggest sweetheart

dear freako,

you are a sick stalker, and probably very dangerous and meen. do not come near my house.

instead, i'll mete you behind Jerry's Deli 2nite at midnite. Bring some rubers and weed

luv, Lindsay Logan

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Now that baby number two is out, pencil in June 2007 for the next blessed event.

Oh, this one is a boy!

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1 In other news, ElMondoHummus yawns and gets out the words "Who gives a f..." before getting mobbed by a crowd of angry teenagers dressed in schoolgirl outfits screaming "BRITNEY'S MY HERO!!" and "I (heart) BRITNEY SPEARS FEDERLINE!!". Rescue workers tried valiently to extract Mr. Hummus from the mound of CD's, posters, barbie dolls and bubble gum, but were unsuccessful. Reactions from the street: Beth, Bamapachyderm: "Britney, that f****n' ho!" Shelly: "Al Davis, that f****n' ho!" Casca: "So how do I get mobbed by teens in plaid skirts?" Strawman: "About Bush and Iraq..." Blu: "About that f****n' Strawman" Casca: "SO HOW THE HELL DO ***I*** GET MOBBED BY TEENS IN PLAID SKIRTS??!!"

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at September 13, 2006 03:47 PM (xHyDY)

2 Pretty close, but I've moved beyond teens. I prefer thirty-somethings.

Posted by: Casca at September 13, 2006 04:07 PM (2gORp)

3 Hmmm... I know a couple of thirty-somethings, and a nearly thirtysomething I'd luuuuuv to see in a plaid skirt & white shirt. Mmmmm... Yes, they're all female! No Scottish bagpipers in my fantasies! Get'cher minds outta the gutter!

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at September 13, 2006 04:51 PM (xHyDY)

4 annika, I was thinking the same thing. She's not giving that thang a snowballs chance of regaining any snap.

Posted by: Victor at September 13, 2006 04:52 PM (l+W8Z)

5 good stuff mondo! casca: i don't believe u victor: eeeew!

Posted by: annika at September 13, 2006 05:18 PM (qQD4Q)

6 lol

Posted by: annika at September 23, 2006 02:36 PM (HLpP7)

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