It's always bugged me that proponents of gay marriage repeatedly cite the example of Brittany's 48 hour Vegas marriage in order to denigrate the heterosexual marriage norm. They argue that traditional marriage shouldn't be restricted to only heterosexuals, since people like Brittany have made a mockery of it.

To which, i respond: Didn't you see the MTV Awards? What makes you so sure Brittany's a heterosexual?

Link via Kevin's Wizbang via Rick's Quotes, Thoughts, and other Ramblings.

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Meet my newest fan: the American Skankwoman.

Brittany knows what fash-ism is all about. That's why she sports an annika's journal Trucker Hat whenever she hits up the Circle-K for some after-romp Cheetos and a pack of smokes! Nothing says "i'm a foul-mouthed, chain-smoking blonde who loves junk food and sex" quite like an annie's j Trucker Hat!

Wanna be like Brit? Visit my cafepress.com shop. No, don't just visit - Buy something! Get a bunch of stuff for yourself and don't forget, annika's journal merch makes a great gift.

Father's Day is coming up and you know my blog is a big hit with dads. An annika's journal Mug or Trivet would make the perfect gift. It's the least you could do for the guy who paid for all the beer you drank in college. Even if he thought you were spending it on books.

Don't you have a dog? i bet Rover would love playing catch with an annika's journal Flat Round Thing That You Throw. It'll provide good exercise for your puppy - nobody likes a fat dog (except Brittany fans, of course).

Guys, have you run out of gift ideas for the girlfriend? No girl says no to a nulla puella negat Cami. She'll either slap you or kiss you - or possibly both.

Did you miss Mother's day? If you did, you'd better make it up to her right now with a vastly overpriced, but highly artistic Burghers of Calais Abstract Lunchbox. She'll love it so much, she might actually forgive you. Then again maybe not.

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1 Dod you photoshop in that shiner, or is that hers? Wow...she looks pretty cracked out in that photo, but it makes me want a trucker hat. Nice advertising dear!

Posted by: Courtney at May 13, 2004 08:24 AM (tyQ8y)

2 I was going to say that Brit looks like she has a black eye, but Courtney beat me to it!

Posted by: Lorie at May 13, 2004 08:45 AM (PPPwU)

3 Courtney, i resisted the temptation to do my usual fattening on Brittany's picture. The only photoshopping i did was on her hat. What a skank!

Posted by: annika! at May 13, 2004 11:03 AM (zAOEU)

4 I was going to say the same thing...I was wondering whether it is a black eye or smudged makeup left over from a hard night of partying. She is foul.

Posted by: ginger at May 13, 2004 01:57 PM (BgaW7)

5 Who knew a Trucker's cap could class someone up? Dang!

Posted by: Dawn Summers at May 13, 2004 02:49 PM (HLOeu)

6 Just can't quite get a handle on how that "No Girl Says No" camisole would look...methinks a modeling pic might be required! -Boston Rob (not the one from Survivor, although I am in favor of girls wearing "I LOVE ROB" T-shirts.

Posted by: Rob at May 13, 2004 03:19 PM (IelzJ)

7 U r SUCH a ho. Let me find my wallet.

Posted by: Casca at May 13, 2004 06:37 PM (q+PSF)

8 After revisiting the pic, I notice that SOMEONE has stolen her tits. What's with that?

Posted by: Casca at May 13, 2004 06:38 PM (q+PSF)

9 Annika does a tremendous service for poor Miss Spears by adding her to her blog. Clearly Britney is starving for the publicity.

Posted by: Mark at May 14, 2004 12:12 AM (3dndt)

10 "nulla puella negat"? No fat chicks?

Posted by: GE at May 21, 2004 10:28 AM (waQOJ)

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i've been away for so long it's hard to get back into the swing of blogging. Mainly, i've been preoccupied with planning for my move back north again. But if there's one subject that is always easy to blog about, it's the American Skankwoman.

Here are some recent news stories, which at first might seem unrelated, but nothing gets past my uncanny ability to analyze and dissect the news:

Brad Pitt quits smoking (i assume he means cigarettes).

Brittany hires a hypnotist, says she wants to quit smoking too.

Brad openly questions monogamy, amidst rumors of trouble in his storybook marriage.

More rumors circulate about Brad and a famously tattooed actress named Angelina.

Brittany decides to get some new tattoos, but the job is hilariously botched.

Suddenly Brad declares that he wouldn't mind a "romp with Brittany."

Around about that time, Brittany exclaims her belief in the power of God! ("Yes! Oh God! Yes!")

Brad takes up cigarettes again.

Hmmmm, interesting. You do the math.

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