February 19, 2005
American Skankwoman Update
i refer you to
these excellent remarks, from
Citygurl.
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That Citaygurl smells like psychotwat.
Posted by: Casca at February 19, 2005 03:05 PM (cdv3B)
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If Brittany had any talent, I would worry about her. But she doesn't so its time for the world to forget her.
Posted by: Jake at February 19, 2005 06:02 PM (r/5D/)
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Hasn't anyone told Britney that alcohol is sugar? Well, it's nicely tanned blubber..
Posted by: JD at February 20, 2005 08:52 AM (J+Gcr)
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February 11, 2005
Valentine's Day Poetry Contest At ASV
Hey poetry contest lovers, Michele is having
a V-Day poetry contest. It must follow the "roses are red..." format, and must be addressed from one famous person to another. Sounds like fun.
i'm formulating an entry in my head right now. Hmmm.
Update: Okay, here's mine:
Brittany Spears to Kevin Federline:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop fucking around
And help me feed Lacy Loo*
Kevin Federline back to Brittany Spears:
Roses are red
and sometimes they're yellow
I started cheating on you
'Cuz your feet stink like hello
(I mean, they really smello)**
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* Lacy Loo reference explained here.
** stink reference explained here.
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I don't habitually speak this way of women, but
what a dumb, trailer trash whore. And she's not looking too good these days, either. (Well, that is, not as good as she looked a year or two ago.) See
here,
here, and
here.
Posted by: Matt at February 11, 2005 05:18 PM (TLYaI)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
I shouldn't have kissed you
When you had the flu.
Posted by: ccwbass at February 11, 2005 05:56 PM (e6fDY)
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Um. You know. 'Cause I'm sure there's a celebrity out there who got sick recently.
Posted by: ccwbass at February 11, 2005 05:57 PM (e6fDY)
Posted by: annika at February 11, 2005 06:07 PM (QPZrJ)
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February 08, 2005
The Oldest Trick In The Plaintiff's Book
Brittany Spears
is suing her insurance companies after they refused to pay her multi-million dollar claim.
Britney Spears has filed a $9.8 million lawsuit in New York to cover the losses for her canceled Onyx Hotel Tour.
Spears called off the 2004 tour after suffering a knee injury, but several insurers refused to make up the amount she lost because on the insurance applications, Spears checked 'no' to the question of pre-existing injuries, Celebrity Justice reports.
Spears had undergone minor knee surgery [on the same knee] five years before she signed the applications. She claims she simply forgot about the surgery because it was so long ago and she had fully recovered.
Now the lesson here is, don't lie on your insurance application. It's the oldest trick in the plaintiff's book: hide your pre-existing injuries. Usually it's done after the claim is made, but in Brittany's case, she did it on the application.
What's wrong with that? Well from a theoretical standpoint, it's borderline fraudulent. She offered to enter into a contract with the insurance company without disclosing information that would be directly relevant to the amount of premium they would agree to charge her. In other words, she was arguably ripping off her insurance companies.
People do this all the time. When i worked on auto cases for insurance company clients, the most common scenario was the person who lied about thier address to get a better rate. Other people lie about the length of their commute. Sometimes, after making a claim, they'd lie about who was actually driving the car, or whether a relative lived in the same house, in order to get around an exclusion in the contract.
When you're talking 9.8 mil, i can understand why the insurance company would use any defense they can find to get out of paying on the claim. Of course, that's what insurance companies do best anyways: weasel out of paying claims. It's all a part of the game.
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I'll remember that. So what's the BEST way to commit insurance fraud?
Posted by: Casca at February 08, 2005 04:34 PM (cdv3B)
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I work in property claims and the fraud is incredible. Some losses never happened, on others people figure they'll pad their claim a bit to get their premiums back.
Posted by: The Angle of Repose at February 08, 2005 07:20 PM (S1tOs)
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Is it just me or does Britney become even more white trash with each passing day?
Posted by: Micah at February 09, 2005 06:56 AM (v/oTo)
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Annika, you're so smart.
Jason H.
Austin, Texas
Posted by: Jason H. at February 09, 2005 07:21 AM (0pVR8)
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She must be new at this. Insurance companies don't like to pay claims. They are selling "peace of mind". Make a claim; get a cancellation notice.
In this instance, a relevant omission is a pretty strong defense to paying the claim. Most likely she'll get her premiums back, which is more than she deserves.
Posted by: shelly at February 10, 2005 06:24 AM (6krEN)
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YEah, I'm sure that in her warped perception of the world, the laws governing fraud don't apply to her. She's an idiot.
(Psst...Hey Annika, nice to meet you...the Maximum Leader speaks highly of you. In addition, I hear you are a law student as well. My condolences;-)
Posted by: Sadie at February 10, 2005 11:57 PM (4CLu3)
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