We've heard the rumors before, but now it may actually be true.

Britney Spears is three months pregnant, it has been claimed.

The pop babe, who has made no secret of her desire to start a family with second husband Kevin Federline, will reportedly announce her pregnancy within the next couple of days.

Respected American gossip columnist Norm Clarke said: 'Britney Spears. not a girl, soon to be a mommy.

She's pregnant. Look for the announcement any day now.'

Well, if it's true, let me join Nikita Demosthenes, in wishing her good luck and congratulations.

Hat tip to Nikita, too.

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1 O.K., I give up. Who is the father?

Posted by: shelly at March 26, 2005 09:40 PM (ywZa8)

2 Puh-leeeze, I've just spent 8 hours watching Franco Zeferelli's "Life of Christ" on the History channel.

Posted by: Casca at March 26, 2005 11:24 PM (cdv3B)

3 LMAO, that IS a priceless picture!

Posted by: Casca at March 26, 2005 11:32 PM (cdv3B)

4 No expert here, but it looks to me that if that's her at 3 months, she's going to be HUGE!

Posted by: JD at March 27, 2005 07:12 AM (J+Gcr)

5 She sure likes drinking out of little bitty bottles, doesn't she? Either that, or someone has Photoshopped the pic of her outside the convenience store in Santa Monica six months ago.

Posted by: The Owner's Manual at March 27, 2005 11:50 AM (ipiTO)

6 i would never, ever, never photoshop a picture of Brittany. How could you even accuse me of such a thing?!

Posted by: annika at March 27, 2005 12:11 PM (vl0WH)

7 It could have been photoshopped before you got it... or did you take the picture yourself?

Posted by: The Owner's Manual at March 27, 2005 09:17 PM (ipiTO)

8 Custody hearings. I look at that picture, and all I can see is custody hearings.

Posted by: gcotharn at March 28, 2005 03:21 PM (OxYc+)

9 This overrated image also known as Britney has had enough exposure, don't you think?

Posted by: Mark at March 28, 2005 11:30 PM (+6HCf)

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It's been a while since i've caught up with Brittany. Despite her vow to lay low, she's been on a something of a comic rampage lately:

• At times i almost think Brittany's being ironic with us. But then i remember that irony probably requires having an IQ, which is one accessory she's never owned.

  For instance, she recently promised:

  In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.

  Art? Art?!

  She's taken up painting, i guess. Cuz she can't be talking about what she does for a living.

• And remember when Brittany stunk up that airplane? Apparently, she and Kevin have a lot in common:

  Federline's ex-girlfriend, Amy Woody, accusing Federline of . . . being hygienically impaired.

  Not only is he not a daily bather, he apparently would go for days without a scrub.

  Eeeew. The American Skankman!
• Brittany had some advice for Michael Jackson:

  He needs someone to be like, 'ok, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.' . . . he needs to get in a fight.

  Interesting idea. Although i bet if somebody punched him in the nose, they'd get a nasty splinter.

• Last Monday, Brittany and Kevin got kicked out of a Beverly Hills restaurant when she tried to eat there with her little rat, Bit Bit.

  But the manager chased after the couple and said they could stay if the pup was tucked inside her bag.

  Britney and dancer Kevin returned with Bit Bit in her pink holdall, emblazoned with the word BITCHY.

  Notice the flip flops. She tries so hard to be skanky casual, with the ripped up shorts and the stupid trucker hats, like she don't care how she looks. But to the observant eye, Brittany's trendy $17 Havaianas betray the fact that she's just a fad follower. Here's further proof: check out the new extensions.

  If she's trying to disguise herself, it might help if she left her rat at home. And the dog, too.

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