August 08, 2005

Compliance Update

For safety reasons i have regularly monitored the actuation readings of this blog on a semi-periodic basis. Up until now, i have done this without telling anyone, because i didn't want to alarm you.

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Now, with the new federal regulations set to kick in at the beginning of next year, i've decided to make the semi-periodic actuation readings public. i feel it's always better for my visitors to know, rather than to not know. And i am proud to say that this is the first blog in the history of the blogosphere to comply in advance with the upcoming, more stringent federal guidelines as enumerated at Title 51, vol. 3, ch. XVIII, parts 751 to 782, subparts S through T, inclusive.

i hope that by providing this information to you, i have put at least some of your minds at ease. Feel free to contact me with any concerns you might have, but at this time i'd like to remind everyone that to date there has been no credible study linking blog actuation levels to any serious health risk. However, i'm sure you will agree that it never hurts to be safe and informed. That's part of my commitment to you, dear visitor, to keep you safe and/or informed.

Carry on.

Posted by: annika at 11:24 PM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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1 My head hurts... my head or my ass... I think I'll have another drink.

Posted by: Casca at August 08, 2005 11:58 PM (qBTBH)

2 You know, this makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Time to explain another joke, annika. Casca, drinking in a bar 'til one passes out frequently leads to a pain-in-the-ass feeling, especially if a certain Democratic ex-Prez is around.

Posted by: Victor at August 09, 2005 05:30 AM (L3qPK)

3 I think what you have created here is an "attractive nusance". Clearly we are endangering our health, yet unable to avoid said danger. Expect to hear from my attorneys you diabolical fiend.

Posted by: Pursuit at August 09, 2005 06:03 AM (n/TNS)

4 you should probably shut down the blog until the EPA can investigate, I know that I want I would do. You know just to be safe.

Posted by: cubicle at August 09, 2005 06:33 AM (nyNr0)

5 huh?

Posted by: annika at August 09, 2005 06:45 AM (1/WKY)

6 How long until Earth First, Greenpeace, or some other lefty organization starts a campaign about the dangers of over-actuation?

Posted by: Trevor at August 09, 2005 06:52 AM (RwZxT)

7 BZZZ Who is Joe Don Baker?

Posted by: reagan80 at August 09, 2005 07:53 AM (Su79D)

8 I have no cause for legal action. I was this way before Annika got here.

Posted by: MarkD at August 09, 2005 10:08 AM (oQofX)

9 Yes, Annika, I understand this completely: "safe and informed." Great thought and worthy of widespead publication nowadays.

Posted by: Southern(USA)whiteboy at August 09, 2005 05:23 PM (zxjPs)

10 Explanation: Law School is a mind altering drug.

Posted by: shelly at August 10, 2005 02:58 AM (6mUkl)

11 Even though I don't get this joke, I feel obligated to inform the blog administrator the little needle is bouncing between 150 and 160, which is, according to the scale, in the danger zone.

Posted by: Victor at August 10, 2005 04:41 AM (L3qPK)

12 Thanks Victor, i'm working on the problem right now.

Posted by: annika at August 10, 2005 07:12 AM (o8Po/)

13 That's it? I thought I'd win a prize or something. For, you know, being the first one to let you know it was in the danger zone.

Posted by: Victor at August 10, 2005 07:37 AM (L3qPK)

14 ooops! Forgot to mention it's pegged. I guess whatever this joke is, it's about to be sprung on us, like those snakes in a peanut can.

Posted by: Victor at August 10, 2005 07:39 AM (L3qPK)

15 Okay, everything should be back to normal now.

Posted by: annika at August 10, 2005 08:13 AM (o8Po/)

16 Whatttt? Are you talking about government blog regulations? Does the mean I can't talk and jabber recklessy about whatever I want and my site?

Posted by: Max L at August 14, 2005 11:50 PM (33nZo)

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