June 12, 2005

Useless Sunday Morning Bullet Points

  • Three spiders were summarily executed yesterday.

  • Meanwhile, somewhere, Victor felt a great disturbance in the force.

  • If Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer were each given orders to kill each other, who would win?

  • Last night i ate an excellent meal.

  • i am already tired of my Baywatch banner.

  • Nothing in this world moves slower than a convenience store clerk.

  • The word "fuck" is gratuitously hidden somewhere within this post. Can you find it?

  • The trick to painting is fat over lean, always.

  • Get this, someone has designated June 14th "International Weblogger's Day." Isn't that hilarious?

  • Last night, i passed out too early and missed She Spies. i hate missing She Spies.

  • Sacramento local nescasters all suck.

  • The people who live across the street from me have like ten SUVs. What's up with that?

  • They also have a pet chihuahua that got mauled by a pit bull.

  • This morning's coffee is Italian Roast, in honor of our allies, the Italians.

  • i got nothing else.

Posted by: annika at 07:26 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Try the Mayor-elect settling the hotel owners/employee's strike with an all-nighter, while the erstwhile almost ex-Mayor slept in San Pedro. Or, are you no longer an L.A. girl?

Posted by: shelly at June 12, 2005 10:43 AM (pO1tP)

2 "The word "fuck" is gratuitously hidden somewhere within this post. Can you find it?" Fuck no.

Posted by: Casca at June 12, 2005 03:16 PM (qBTBH)

3 "i got nothing else." That was plenty.

Posted by: Casca at June 12, 2005 03:18 PM (qBTBH)

4 The word "fuck" is gratuitously hidden somewhere within this post. Right there, in plain sight, between the quotation marks.

Posted by: Vcitor at June 12, 2005 04:10 PM (YjY77)

5 "© MMIV, MMV This shit is all mine, so don't fuck with it."

Posted by: Mark at June 12, 2005 07:20 PM (C/k/z)

6 Victor is the victor.

Posted by: annika at June 12, 2005 09:42 PM (GcTxN)

7 Cool! As a prize, I'd like an answer to one question: What color is your hair these days?

Posted by: Victor at June 13, 2005 04:39 AM (L3qPK)

8 "If Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer were each given orders to kill each other, who would win?" jack would win. Bourne is a mindless machine, Jack would outsmart him and would not get close enough for Bourne to go hand to hand after the frist battle.

Posted by: cube at June 13, 2005 06:53 AM (nyNr0)

9 The Bourne from the movie: it's a toss up. Ludlum's Bourne: Bauer is dead as Dillinger. She spies: Natasha Henstridge forces me to stop and look when I see her image on TV and in print. She is literally arresting.

Posted by: Jason O. at June 13, 2005 07:00 AM (2CAKL)

10 Hmph. The eff word was not hidden in Annika's post. It was hidden near the copyright notice. Technically, I am the winner. (Imitating Daffy Duck: "Mine! Mine! Mine!)

Posted by: Mark at June 13, 2005 08:49 AM (Hk4wN)

11 interesting thoughts on jack vs. jason. i think i'll do a poll on it. V., my hair is as you see it up there.

Posted by: annika at June 13, 2005 10:43 AM (SkWYb)

12 Mousey brown?

Posted by: Victor at June 13, 2005 05:38 PM (YjY77)

13 Jason Bourne, no doubt. Jack would overthink it... by the time he is ready to make a move, Jason --the machine that he is -- would have him dead.

Posted by: ginger at June 13, 2005 06:41 PM (jK/kA)

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