1 If I was her manager, I would tell her to keep her panties on and her mouth shut.

2 Easy there Jake, dumb sluts have their place in the universe too, particularly at closing time.

3 Oh, what, did Ms. Logan (*snicker*) lose control of a particularly active vibrator or something??? I mean ouch! Inner thigh bruises? What the hell, that's more than just the work of a few D cells there, don't'cha know. Car battery, minimum. VvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

4 Okay, I finally clicked the link (Oh, c'mon!! Not RTFA'ing is a time-honored habit on the web!). In a way, I'm disappointed. Nothing says cliched, " The (former) Drunken Party Ho" like amateur poledancing at a "Gentlemen's" club. Can't she at least try to be innovative in her party ho-ness? And dammit, if she's gonna be sashayin' around the brass pole, she'd better be two sheets and a bottle of Jack to the wind, and f*** that sobriety s***. Otherwise, she won't be relaxed enough to do it right. Nobody is relaxed enough to do it right unless they're two sips away from being fully honked. I have it on good authority that the professional poledancing rule is "slicker when liquored", and not even the skankiest ho - or best dancer, regardless of ho-ness - can be slinkey enough for the brass pole w/o a liberal application of liquid muscle-relaxant. Cas, back me up here: you can always tell the sober dancers on stage from the, er... slicker ones. Right???

5 wow, mondo, you are a font of knowledge. i think Lindsay is mediocre in just about everything she tries, acting, singing, even being a skank.

6 I'll have to think about that. I've never been a fan of pole dancing, unless it's my pole. They tend to put that thing at the back of the stage, and I like a closeup view. I think LL was right in the first place when she said they were all "whores". I do believe that is their business; i.e. getting as much money as they can while giving as little away as possible. Kind of like... well I won't go there.

7 Again with the "Lindsay Logan"? Annie, are you drunk?!

8 Well, you know, that's... uhhh... ummmm... errr... What I've been told. Yeeeaah! That's right! What people have told me! Not like I have any personal experience whatsoever on this topic ...

9 Spork, I think Anni's just trying to avoid the search engine hits from using LL's proper name. And getting all those love letters from buck-toothed, lonely, trailer-park loser hill-jacks (e.g. Bubba a.k.a "Lorenzo") thinking she's really LL herself, as well as as all those "love" letters from LL's fans commenting on her view of said (formerly) Drunken Party Ho. She's complained about the problem before. Hell, I think I'd do the same if I kept getting email & posts from the bubblegum and hormones set.

10 "bubblegum and hormones set", you're starting to sound like Shelly. Speaking of whom, I have not been receiving my daily dozen emails from him. Has anyone checked to see if he's still fogging a mirror? More likely, he's laying low in preparation for his Trojan ass fucking by the Wolverines on Monday. BTW Anni, congrats on creaming the aggies. They don't make as much noise after they've been beat.

11 I don't know Annika, I think she's got the skank thing mastered.

12 Sorry to disappoint, Cas, but I got away to the desert for 10 days R & R, and had to slow down the volume. The laptop is too small and it takes too long to use it. I wish I had the confidence in this game, tomorrow, but there are two USC teams here. I'm just not sure if the one that kicked the whoopie out of Notre Dame is going to show up, or the pussies who lost to UCLA will be there. If the real USC team shows up, it should be a good one; if not, it'll be an asskicking, and USC will have the proverbial one leg...

13 OK, folks, all is right with the world tonight. USC showed why they will be ranked Number One again next season, but we'll have to wait another year until we can test against The Big Red Nutmegs. Casca reports that that the OSU blogs contain one that said "Who told USC that they could slap around our bitch?" Now, that is funny...except if you bleed blue.