February 11, 2005
Valentine's Day Poetry Contest At ASV
Hey poetry contest lovers, Michele is having a V-Day poetry contest. It must follow the "roses are red..." format, and must be addressed from one famous person to another. Sounds like fun.
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i'm formulating an entry in my head right now. Hmmm.
Update: Okay, here's mine:
Brittany Spears to Kevin Federline:_______________Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop fucking around
And help me feed Lacy Loo*
Kevin Federline back to Brittany Spears:Roses are red
and sometimes they're yellow
I started cheating on you
'Cuz your feet stink like hello
(I mean, they really smello)**
* Lacy Loo reference explained here.
** stink reference explained here.
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I don't habitually speak this way of women, but what a dumb, trailer trash whore. And she's not looking too good these days, either. (Well, that is, not as good as she looked a year or two ago.) See here, here, and here.
Posted by: Matt at February 11, 2005 05:18 PM (TLYaI)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
I shouldn't have kissed you
When you had the flu.
Posted by: ccwbass at February 11, 2005 05:56 PM (e6fDY)
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Um. You know. 'Cause I'm sure there's a celebrity out there who got sick recently.
Posted by: ccwbass at February 11, 2005 05:57 PM (e6fDY)
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You mean the pope?
Posted by: annika at February 11, 2005 06:07 PM (QPZrJ)
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